Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! London seemed quiet but the challenges made everyone loud and awake! Except for TJ Snapper who was unconscious the whole time after hitting a rock in Russia. This made Mona work overtime as she just managed to reach the last safe spot in this leg of the race. This made Dexter and Mandark lose the race and were sent away as they went back to Italy. I got a postcard from them. They are nice kids and I'll miss them, but the show must go on so let's get back to…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Everyone rushed out of an airport in a new country.
Edd: (Sweats but has a little fan to keep him cool) Wow. What an incredible heat.
Heavy: This country is too hot for Heavy.
Peach: (Fanning herself with a Japanese fan) Agreed. So hot.
Yumi: Where are we?
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: You are in Egypt my fellow teams. A hot country but it has cool landmarks. Like Gezira Island. This is where our teams will go to find the next tip.
[END DESCRIPTION]
The teams got into taxis and headed towards the island.
[TAXI CONFESSIONAL: Mona & TJ Snapper]
TJ Snapper: Last episode I was out for the count so today, I need to step up my game.
Mona: Together, we'll soar to the top ranks of this race!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: Egypt seems like a great place but (Takes out a lot of water bottles out of his square pants) we'll be prepared for anything.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The teams made their way to Gezira Island and located the next Don Box.
Rosalina: (Presses the Don Box) How about you read the tip G.I.R?
G.I.R: (Salutes with red eyes) Yes mam! (Returns to blue eyes) All In. 'Two players. Hole in One.'
Don: (Drives golf balls away from the camera) For this all in challenge, teams have to work together to complete two holes here on the Gezira Sporting Club. See my perfect swing. (A golf ball hits his groin at a fast speed making him fall down) Ouch. First an American football, now this!
The teams got their golf clubs and went onto the golf course.
Peach: Ah golf! Just like the times at the Mushroom Kingdom.
Rosalina: I remember a little golfing experience.
Waluigi: Well the tip says we need to do one hole each.
Ed: Let's tee off already!
[HOLE ONE]
[Reporter – Edd – Dr Doofenshmirtz – Wario – Rosalina – Peach – Ed – Toon Link – Ashley – Mona – Heavy Weapons Guy – Mordecai – Sponge Bob – Ami]
Everyone was in a horizontal line as they teed off. Ashley and Toon Link were close together as they were seeing who got their ball in first. Mona chipped her ball into the hole as she watched the two who were laughing together but after a few shots, got their balls into the hole.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mona & TJ Snapper]
Mona: I love seeing those two together! But I need to watch them or they MIGHT go overboard.
TJ Snapper: Might?
Mona: You know it is going to happen. Don't ruin this confessional.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[Reporter – Edd – Dr Doofenshmirtz – Wario – Rosalina – Peach – Ed – Heavy Weapons Guy – Mordecai – Sponge Bob – Ami]
Rosalina and Peach managed to get their balls into the hole while Wario and Dr Doofenshmirtz hit a bunker.
Wario: So what are you?
Doof: A scientist. An EVIL scientist!
Wario: (Rolls his eyes) Sure you are. How do you get through the challenges then if you are not a strong character?
Doof: Mostly luck (Hits his ball out of the bunker which bounces off of a rock…..then a palm tree…..then a lamp post and finally landed in the hole) like that!
Wario: Wow. (Hits his ball out of the bunker and into the hole) Just wow.
[CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: Lesson learned. Never doubt ANYONE on this show.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[Reporter – Edd – Ed – Heavy Weapons Guy – Mordecai – Sponge Bob – Ami]
Mordecai was seen putting his ball into the hole as the camera moved to Sponge Bob and Ami.
Sponge Bob: Would you like to go first?
Ami: Oh no, after you.
Sponge Bob: Please. You go first and…
A golf ball flew past them at a powerful speed as it landed in the hole. Heavy screamed 'YES!' as he walked away.
Sponge Bob: Let's just go together.
Ami: Agreed.
The two putted their balls into the hole.
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: That Heavy guy scares me.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Ami: NEVER try to pick a fight with him.
[SPLIT CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Ami]
Both: Or you will die!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[Reporter – Edd – Ed]
Edd: Ed are you sure you are okay?
Ed: Yes Double D. Let me focus for once.
Edd and Reporter finished their hole and were waiting for Ed who was staring at his golf ball.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Now I'm not one to state specific opinions on people, but Ed concentrating is something to definitely worry about.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Ed: Ready! Watch this!
Ed slammed his golf club onto the ground sending the ball high into the air and landing right in the hole.
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Reporter: That boy never ceases to surprise me. How did Edd become friends with him again?
Wrestler: Don't know.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[HOLE TWO]
[Wrestler – Squidward – Agent P – Waluigi – G.I.R – Daisy – Eddy – Villager – Red – TJ Snapper –Tycho – Rigby – Patrick – Yumi]
Everyone was ready to tee off but they were halted by TJ Snapper who teed off already and got a hole in one making everyone's jaws drop.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mona & TJ Snapper]
TJ Snapper: Told you I'd step up my game.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
After the others teed off, they managed to focus back on the game. Villager and Red chipped their balls high into the air and into the hole. They high fived each other as they ran off-screen where the cameras switched to Squidward, Wrestler and Agent P.
Edd: Fore! (Hits his ball and it lands just near the hole)
Wrestler: Nice shot! Watch this! Ready little guy?
Agent P nodded as the two hit their balls making the collide and Agent P's ball bounced over Edd's ball making it go in the hole followed by Agent P's ball and Wrestler's ball went in last.
Edd: Impressive!
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Wrestler: I'm not just a wrestler you know.
Reporter: A man of many talents!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Daisy, G.I.R and Waluigi were chipping out of a bunker as they sunk their balls into the hole. Eddy hit his ball but it landed right near the hole. When no one was looking, Eddy used his yo-yo to hit the ball into the hole.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: The challenge was to complete two holes. He didn't say to only use the clubs.
Ed: Using our brains for once!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Rigby got his ball into the hole and he chanted as he walked away. Tycho was struggling to putt but after a few attempts, he got it in and ran off-screen quickly. Patrick and Yumi were the last ones to finish.
Yumi: Let's go Patrick! (Notices Patrick) Why do you still have your golf club in your hand?
Patrick: It's stuck.
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Patrick: Stupid natural features!
Sponge Bob: You love them and you hate them.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Everyone got outside where a Don Box was situated.
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: How did that get there all of a sudden?
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Wario: (Reads the tip) Find the Great Sphinx of Giza where the next Don Box is.
Don: (At the Sphinx) Ah the Great Sphinx! A magnificent structure indeed. (Notices a bus pulling up) Looks like the teams are here! (Walks off) Keep watching!
The teams rushed out and got tips from the Don Box.
Waluigi: All In. Another one?
Mona: Sphinx Snap. This all in requires one team member to reach the top of the Sphinx's head….
Ami: And the other one has to take a picture of their teammate on the Sphinx.
Eddy: After that, enter a nearby Egyptian tomb and get through it to the other side where the chill zone is.
Don: (At the chill zone) And the last team to arrive, MAY be eliminated.
Wario, Waluigi, Rosalina, G.I.R, Peach, Daisy, Eddy and Ed were at the Sphinx looking up at the grand masterpiece.
Wario: That is one big statue.
Rosalina: Agreed. It must have taken a long time to build.
Peach: (Still fanning herself) I don't want to sound rude but can we finish this challenge quickly. This heat is unbearable.
Waluigi: Alright! Let's get up there! We'll use our great idea really!
Daisy: Great idea really?
Waluigi: (Picks up G.I.R) Or G.I.R in your case!
G.I.R: That's me! (Giggles)
Waluigi: Let's jetpack up there! (Grabs Daisy's hand) Fly G.I.R!
G.I.R: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
G.I.R, who was on Waluigi's shoulders blasted off into the sky taking Waluigi and Daisy with him as they landed on the Sphinx.
Peach: Nice plan Waluigi!
Rosalina: Don't forget about G.I.R
G.I.R: I did well!
Eddy: What about us?
Waluigi: Oh, I forgot about you two.
Ed: I can get up there!
Eddy: Ok then. Ed! Go up the Sphinx
Ed: OK EDDY!
Ed laughed as he ran up and around the Sphinx until he reached the top.
Ed: Ta da!
Wario: Alright! Picture time!
The team members down below took photos on their cameras.
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Peach: Sometimes I wonder how logic fits in with the people on this show.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: A most….interesting…boy indeed.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami, Yumi, Reporter, Wrestler, Edd and Squidward were at another side of the Sphinx.
Ami: I always wanted to see landmarks like this one.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: This trip is a miracle for us in some ways. Kaz never took us to incredible places to perform.
Ami: Now that we are traveling and racing, we can enjoy the sights.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Patrick: How are we getting up there?
Sponge Bob: (Notices the strong winds blowing past them) I have a plan! I will get us up there because I am… (In a deeper voice) AERODYNAMIC!
Yumi: What?
Sponge Bob: (Back to his normal voice) Watch and hold on!
Sponge Bob breathed in and inflated himself making his square head like a balloon with the wind blowing through his holes as he floated up into the sky as Yumi grabbed onto his legs until they both landed on the Sphinx.
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Patrick: Nice job buddy! I even saved some extra pictures for a scrapbook.
Sponge Bob: Anything for my friends! Speaking of which, I wonder how Squidward is doing.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Squidward was climbing the sphinx sticking to it with his tentacles with Reporter clinging onto him.
Reporter: Are you sure you're ok with this?
Squidward: Yes. Don't worry about me lady. I've dealt with worse situations with my neighbours.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: You were talking about that sponge and starfish right?
Squidward: Yes. Annoying but sometimes they've helped me out.
Edd: We have so much in common.
Squidward: I know!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
After everyone got their tips, they entered an underground passage leading into an Egyptian tomb underground. Every team were facing a series of tunnels.
Mordecai: So many tunnels. Which one do we choose?
Reporter: (Notices something on the wall) Are these hieroglyphs?
Edd: I've studied the ways of hieroglyphs . Let me see (Reads the wall) Be careful when treading the halls of this tomb, for one of your members will face their fear and doom.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: Fear and doom? We're going to face a series of annoying obstacles. That's what it says.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Wario: Just split up already!
Everyone split up into different tunnels. Some of them went into the same tunnel though.
Reporter, Wrestler, Edd, Squidward, Ed and Eddy were walking down a tunnel together.
Eddy: These tunnels aren't so scary. This challenge is a piece of cake!
Edd: Watch what you say Eddy.
Eddy: Don't be a wuss, Sockhead! What could possibly frighten me?
The walls of the tunnel opened up holes that made stone arms pop out holding dollar bills and jawbreakers being set on fire.
Eddy: (Scared) Aah! Not the money! Not the jawbreakers!
Reporter: Wow. Just….wow.
Edd: I know.
Eddy: (Thinks of a plan) Hey Ed! There's a wave of soap heading towards us.
Ed: (Yelling) SOAP!
Ed runs away screaming as Eddy clings onto him.
Squidward: What a ridiculous group. Scared of simple things like….. (Sounds of Sponge Bob's laughter blasts through the tunnel) Ok, we're out of here!
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Reporter: I guess everyone has their own pathetic weakness.
Wrestler: Indeed.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Screenshots went by showing the teams running around the halls of the tunnels.
Don: It appears that the teas are facing a lot of annoyance in this challenge.
Heavy was seen trying to catch Sasha who was floating away from him and Tycho was trying to catch up. Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami and Yumi were running away from some angry jellyfish and mummies and Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, G.I.R, Wario and Waluigi were running away from a mummy shaped like Bowser.
Don: But one teams seems to have found something they like.
Mordecai and Rigby were walking down a hallway when they saw speakers come out of the wall as rap music was being placed
Rigby: Hey, this place isn't bad. We got live rap music.
Mordecai: Let's bust some rhymes!
Both: Yeah-a!
Both of them moved around in circles doing freestyle dance moves while rapping.
Mordecai: 'We're rapping through this tomb, full of gloom and doom.'
Rigby: 'Surviving and providing our skills in this room.'
Mordecai: 'Don't mess with us now! It's a choice you can choose!'
Rigby: 'Or Mordecai and Rigby will light the fuse!'
Both: 'And you'll face our wrath with lots of abuse!
Don: Who knows how long they'll be doing that?
Don: (Outside at the chill zone) Now we're waiting for the teams to come out. Let's see how they feel.
Ed and Eddy rushed out of the only exit. Ed rushed onto the chill zone and fell face first with Eddy landed on top of him.
Don: Nice landing again. You're the first team to arrive.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Ed: YAY! (Hugs Eddy tightly making them both fall off-screen) WE WON THIS ONE EDDY!
Eddy: Get off of me!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Make your way out of here and catch a flight at the nearest airport where your next tip is found.
Ed: Sand tastes crunchy.
Don: Is he eating the sand?
Eddy: He does stuff like that. Don't worry.
Wario and Waluigi run up to the chill zone followed by Peach and Daisy, then Rosalina & G.I.R.
Don: 2nd! 3rd! 4th!
More teams appear onscreen at the chill zone as they were shown separately while they were cheering.
5th [Reporter & Wrestler]
6th [Edd & Squidward]
7th [Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
8th [Mona & TJ Snapper]
9th [Ashley & Red]
10th [Toon Link & Villager]
11th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
12th [Ami & Yumi]
Don: (Sees Sponge Bob and Patrick arrive at the chill zone) And you guys take 13th place!
Mordecai and Rigby were still dancing and chanting as Don walked up to the scene.
Mordecai: (Notices Don) Oh hi Don. (Realises their situation) Oh dear. How long were we chanting for?
Don: About half an hour.
Rigby: Woah! That long? Does that mean?
Don: You two are in last place. I'm sorry but it's over for you.
Mordecai: Whatever. We had fun.
Rigby: Let's exit with style.
Mordecai and Rigby moonwalked backwards while chanting 'Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!' over and over.
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Mordecai & Rigby]
Scenes involving Mordecai and Rigby rolled by.
Mordecai: Leaving may seem awful but we came far in this competition.
Rigby: 14th place isn't that bad. And we were still our awesome selves.
Mordecai: Wait until the others back home hear about our adventures!
Rigby: Benson will probably yell at us no matter what we say.
Mordecai: But we'll be prepared for it.
Both: Yeah-a!
The two were seen riding a jeep through the streets of Egypt.
Rigby: Do you hear groaning?
The two turn around and saw mummy monsters in another jeep chasing them.
Mordecai: Aah! Let's step on it!
Rigby: Let's do it!
The two increased their speed while chanting one last 'Yeah-a!'
END OF EPISODE