Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Spain was as hot as the challenges were. Lots of fast paced action occurred as our teams got to rock climbing and treasure hunting. Sponge Bob and Patrick defied logic again and everyone was faced with some tricky traps but the main event was Toon Link and Ashley who got too friendly and competitive and Mona snapped them back into reality but it cost her and TJ Snapper the race They're gone and this show is moving on so let's get straight onto….THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: (On a plane in first class) We're back and straight into the race. We have 12 teams left in the race. We got them to take this time to express their thoughts and feelings.
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Reporter: Making it this far is a big accomplishment for us. And Edd and Squidward are great friends to have.
Wrestler: We have shown our strength in many ways. I'm proud of where we end up no matter what happens.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Getting further than Kevin and Nazz is great for me. Now the next thing to achieve is get further than Ed and Eddy.
Squidward: The same goes for me but with Sponge Bob and Patrick.
Edd: Let's do this thing!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Toon Link & Villager]
Toon Link: Mona's actions and words yesterday made me and Ashley wake up. We need to work together and win. Then we can be together after the race is over.
Villager nods and smiles.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Being in the final 12 is ok I guess. I'm taking Mona's words and using them to keep me in this game. I just hope Toon Link and I can make the final two.
Red: Don't start to worry no Ashley. I know you can do it.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: Final 12! Man, I never expected to make it this far but there's no going back now. Perry and I are going on and on through this race baby! Woo-hoo!
Agent P rolled his eyes.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: Of course we survived for this long. We are killers and we will win the million!
Tycho: We're still packing a punch here!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: We're still here!
Patrick: And with our friends as well!
Sponge Bob: Hopefully we can be in the finals together!
Patrick: Yay!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: Still in it to win it! The two sea creatures are alright but only one can win and that will be us!
Ami: (Watches Yumi run off and cheer) She likes to win. But I'll be happy no matter what the result for us is.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: I can feel the money coming closer and closer to us with each step we take.
Waluigi: Let's get us a million dollars!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: (Holding G.I.R on her lap and Luma in her arms) I am glad we are still in this with our friends. But I worry that I sense danger for one of our friends at a later time.
G.I.R: We will still be happy. Happy time! Lemon and lime!
Rosalina: (Smiles) All the time little G.I.R!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: This race has been a blast so far!
Peach: Still with our friends as well.
Daisy: Well…I wouldn't call Wario, Waluigi and those two little kids friends but they're ok I guess.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: How do I feel about making the final twelve? The same way I feel when I get money and Ed gets gravy.
Ed: And what way is that you may ask?
Both: A TOTALLY AWESOME WAY!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A plane landed in the next country as our teams rushed out to the Don Box.
Patrick: (Gets the first tip and reads it) I don't get this tip. It says we in 'You're a guy.'
Yumi: Let me see that! (Reads the tip and sighs) It's 'Uruguay' Patrick.
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Uruguay! A country known for its verdant interior and beach lined coast. (Now standing on a boat) Teams will make their way to here, Punta Colorada where their next tip is found.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Squidward: Taxi!
Yumi: Taxi!
Daisy: Taxi!
Eddy: Taxi!
The teams got into taxis and headed straight for Punta Colorada.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Ami: I wonder what challenge we'll be facing this time.
Yumi: I wonder how Sponge Bob and Patrick can stay in this race despite their lack of intelligence and knowledge.
Ami: (Pushes Yumi) Yumi! That's not very nice. They might not have big brains but they have big hearts and determination.
Yumi: (Gets back up) I guess you're right.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The taxis arrived at Punta Colorada and our teams rushed out to the Don Box near a large ocean.
Wario: (Gets the first it and reads it) It's an All In. 'Pond Pluck?'
Don: (Casts a fishing rod line into the water) Punta Colorada is known for many things. One of those things is fishing. For this all in challenge, teams just have to catch one fish and bring it to the dock. Sounds simple, but they MIGHT want to watch out for what they catch at times.
Daisy: (Reading the tip) 'Watch out for what you might catch?' (Sarcastically) Yay! More traps!
Boats zoomed around the water as our teams got onto different boats and were positioned away from each other. Some of them teamed up but others were going solo.
Doof: Ah! Fishing! (Casts his line into the water) It's not the manliest of hobbies but it's so relaxing! Just sitting out on the calm waters waiting for your line to tug and then you'll catch a lovely fish to eat for dinner. Doesn't that sound great Perry the Platypus?
Perry just shrugged his shoulders while casting his line into the water.
Doof: I guess it's different for animals. (Fells his line tug) Perry the Platypus! I got something!
Doofenshmirtz pulled his line back, trying to fight against whatever was down there. After a tight struggle, he fished out a big fish along with some sort of machinery.
Doof: Yes! We got our fish!
Perry nudged Doofenshmirtz's shoulder and pointed at the machinery.
Doof: Oh, that. Don't know what it does? But what's the worst it can do.
The machinery started glowing red and flashing a red light on and off making Perry sigh and Doofenshmirtz's eyes widen.
Doof: Me and my big mouth.
The machinery exploded sending Dr Doofenshmirtz, Agent P and the fish into the air as the boat capsized and turned over. Doofenshmirtz and Agent P landed on the boat with the fish landing on Doofenshmirtz's face as he landed on his back.
Doof: See. (Feeling dizzy) Nothing to worry about. We still have our fish.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: (Still dizzy) Everything works out or a Doofenshmirtz in the end. (Falls onto the ground) I like the pretty balloons mommy!
Agent P looked weirded out before shrugging to the camera.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Toon Link, Villager, Ashley and Red were sitting in a boat together. Nothing seemed to happen for a while making everyone bored.
Toon Link: This is getting boring. Why aren't we getting any fish?
Red: Maybe they don't like this part of the water.
Toon Link: We need something to speed this up. Get these fish out of the water.
Ashley: Patience is a good thing but not in this competition. (Creates a ball of energy) And I got the thing to force these fish out of the water.
Red: Ashley, is that a…
Ashley: (Drops the ball of energy into the water) A crash splash spell? (Smirks) Yes it is!
Red: (Eyes widen) Oh dear.
Toon Link: What do you mean by….
The water started to shake making the boat rock a bit.
Red: Hold onto the boat!
The water started to fizz as a geyser of water emerged underneath the group's boat making them fly high into the air and fall back into the sea. Al four of them fell into the water and the cameras zoomed in on two fish that landed in their boat. The four friends emerged from the water.
Ashley: See! The fish is in the boat and no one got hurt.
Villager tugged on Ashley's red dress making her look and see Heavy and Tycho in a boat soaked with a fish on Tycho's lap and leeches all over Heavy.
Ashley: Well, almost everyone. But you know what they say! No pain, no gain!
All four friends laughed with Villager doing a silent laugh. Heavy and Tycho looked annoyed.
[CONFESSIONAL: Toon Link & Ashley]
Toon Link: (Sighs happily) Ah! She's the woman for me!
Villager just smiled.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: (With leach marks all over his body and face) Those teams will pay for this!
Tycho: (Drying himself with a towel) They better watch out. When Heavy gets mad, you'd wish you weren't born.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: That was fun with pain included. But that big guy and the one in the blue sweater are going to try and get back at us. I can sense it.
Red: We'll be prepared for anything! Ashley can magic her way out of any situation!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Reporter, Wrestler, Edd and Squidward were on a boat relaxing while fishing. Everything seemed quiet.
Squidward: (Relaxing in the boat with sunglasses on) Ah! This is more like it! In a peaceful environment without being harmed.
Edd: You are still aware that we have to catch the fish, right?
Squidward: Yes. But as you know, I'm not one for catching creatures from underwater since I live underwater.
Reporter: So how are you breathing right now?
Squidward: Never try to understand the logic of this format we are in right now.
Reporter: ….I'm not even going to question you further.
Wrestler: (Fishes out a fish onto the boat) That's one of them. How are you doing little guy?
Edd: Not even a nibble. We need some sort of way to attract the fish so we can accomplish this goal and progress onto the next one and…
Squidward: (Sighs) If you REALLY want to get a fish that quickly, then allow me to get one for you.
Squidward dived into the water an after a while, he resurfaced with a fish and some sort of device.
Squidward: One fish. Challenge complete.
Edd: Splendid! (Notices the device) Squidward! That looks like a bomb attached to the fish! Erase it from here!
Wrestler: I got this one.
Wrestler threw the bomb far away and an explosion went off. Our teams cheered together until they saw the explosion die down and they saw Heavy and Tycho looking burnt.
Squidward: Bad timing there. Oh well.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: I've never seen you change so quickly from calm to competitive.
Squidward: Just living my life through the pain I've suffered. But that big guy looked really annoyed when the bomb exploded around him and that guy in the blue sweater.
Edd: Better keep an eye on them.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Tycho: (Annoyed) Add those four onto your list.
Heavy: (Annoyed) Already on it.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Yumi emerged from the water carrying two fishes in her hands as she got onto a nearby boat with Ami, Sponge Bob and Patrick who were clapping.
Yumi: Told you I could do it.
Sponge Bob: I told you not to bet on it.
Patrick: (Hands Yumi a 10 dollar note) I didn't know she could hold her breath and catch fish for a long time.
Ami: Well we got our fish. Let's roll!
The boat that the four were on sped off past 2 boats which contained Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, G.I.R, Ed and Eddy.
Eddy: Ugh. We haven't gotten a nibble and this has been going on for ages!
Daisy: (Checking a pocket watch) Yes. What an agonising 5 minutes it's been.
Waluigi: We still haven't gotten a nibble.
Wario: We need some way to shock them out of the water.
Ed: Maybe this will help.
Ed fished out an electric eel that landed on Wario shocking him.
Peach: I don't see how an eel will help us.
Eddy: (Thinks for a moment) I got it! Little robot guy!
Rosalina: His name is G.I.R.
Eddy: Whatever. G.I.R! Want to help out in our problem?
G.I.R: (Giggles) G.I.R likes to help. (His eyes go red as he salutes) G.I.R reporting for duty!
Eddy: Good! All I need you to do is get into the water and open your head.
G.I.R: (Jumps into the water as he opens his head compartment) The order has been done!
Daisy: What exactly are you getting that?
Eddy: (Grabs the eel from Wario and throws it into G.I.R's head) This!
G.I.R began to emit electricity around him which was sent all over the ocean causing every fish in it to get electrocuted and rise onto the surface.
Eddy: And done! Ed! Remove that eel.
Ed threw the eel out of G.I.R's head.
G.I.R: (Dizzy) Woah. Did I do well?
Eddy: You did great!
G.I.R: YAY!
G.I.R gripped onto Eddy hugging him tightly. G.I.R had a wide smile while Eddy looked annoyed.
Peach: Looks like G.I.R has made a new friend.
Ed: New friend! (Hugs Eddy and G.I.R) Ed loves new friends.
Eddy: (Noticing the others laughing and giggling) God damn it.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Eddy]
Eddy: Helped out in the challenge but still got annoyed somehow. Man this show is hard to understand at times.
[END SOLO CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Our teams have placed their fish and have gotten their next tips. But things look tense as Heavy and Tycho are determined to get back at some of the teams.
Ami: (Reading the tip) Find a way to the Punta Brava Lighthouse where your next tip awaits.
Yumi: A lighthouse?
Don: Yes, Punta Brava Lighthouse. Also known as Punta Carretas Lighthouse. It has been open to the world from 1876 and hosts a great view of the country. Our teams are finding any form of transport to get to this mighty structure.
Yumi: Where's the nearest form of transportation?
Sponge Bob: Patrick and I know the nearest normal mode of transportation!
Ami: Really?
Ami, Yumi, Sponge Bob and Patrick were flying through the skies on two hand-gliders.
Yumi: (Raises an eyebrow) This is a normal mode of transportation?
Sponge Bob: (Quietly) We just….wanted to match the craziness of this show.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Ami: Don't be hard on them.
Yumi: I know, but hand-gliding? Where did they even get those hand-gliders from?
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: (Pulls out a hand-glider making kit out of his square pants) Got these from Bikini Bottom a while back and we haven't used them before.
Patrick: Now we are masters of water and air!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy and Tycho were inside a taxi looking determined about something. Tycho was searching for something on a tablet.
Heavy: Have you found it yet?
Tycho: (Annoyed) Almost. It takes a while to fins this stuff and the connection here isn't that good…..Aha! Found it!
Tycho and Heavy looked at the tablet which showed the blueprints of the lighthouse. Tycho pointed at a specific part.
Tycho: See here. There's a trap door connected to the top of the lighthouse. All we need to do is get those other teams onto it and send them down.
Heavy: Brilliant!
The two high fived each other.
The teams arrived at the Punta Brava Lighthouse. Heavy and Tycho got the first tip.
Tycho: (Reading the tip) It's a Botch or Watch.
Heavy: Yes! Heavy does this one! (Reads the tip) 'Blinding light?'
Don: (On the top part of the lighthouse) In this Botch or Watch, whoever DIDN'T climb up Big Ben must melt these ice blocks suspended in the air by balloons using the light sources found in nearby crates. (Now seen riding a jet ski) Once they've released the balloons into the air, it's a race on jet skis down to a nearby beach where today's chill zone is located. Last team to arrive, MIGHT be headed home.
Peach, Wario, Edd, Reporter, Toon Link, Ashley, Rosalina, Ed, Heavy, Dr Doofenshmirtz, Yumi and Sponge Bob got onto the top area of the lighthouse equipped with light emitting weapons and began to shine them on the ice cube.
Eddy: (Looks at Ed whose ice cube isn't melting quickly) Ed! You need to melt it faster! Use something more powerful.
Ed: Like what Eddy?
Eddy: I don't know! Think deeply for once. Use something to give a powerful blast….like when you eat a lot of gravy and your breath smells like it.
Ed: …..I got it!
Ed took out the power source inside his light emitter and swallowed it. Eddy looked confused while Peach and Wario looked worried before Ed released a blast of light from his mouth as he burped it out melting his ice cube.
[CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: That kid has an appetite as strong as mine.
Waluigi: Not when it comes to garlic.
Wario: (Eats some garlic) You got that right.
Waluigi: (Pinches his nose) Don't talk while you eat that.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Wario: Cool! (Grabs Ed) Let me use this power source!
Peach: I'm helping too!
Rosalina: Everyone together then!
The three of them grabbed onto Ed and used him as a power source as they blasted light that melted their ice cubes.
Peach: Done! Let's hit the jet skis and ride to victory!
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: Nice use of weaponry there.
Peach: Sometimes you have to go wild with your tasks.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Ed did great out there today! But the only problem is now whenever its dark (He turns off the lights in the confessional which made Ed shine brightly with a yellow glow) that happens.
Ed: I'm a glow stick!
Eddy: Yes you are Lumpy! Yes you are!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Dr Doofenshmirtz, Yumi and Sponge Bob finished their ice cubes off which left the others who just finished.
Edd: Successful task completion!
Reporter: Let's head to the docks!
Heavy: (Blocks their path) Not so fast. Now Tycho!
Tycho was about to pull a lever when Red spotted them.
Red: Oh no you don't!
Red lunged onto Tycho knocking out of they but the lever was pulled as they both went backwards and collided into Heavy and the others as a trap door was opened and our team members ell down. Squidward, Wrestler and Villager gasped.
Squidward: We need to save them!
Wrestler: Down the trap door guys!
Everyone went down the trap door and landed in an underground basement. They all groaned a they got up.
Heavy: Oh great! Everything is messed up now thanks to that little red wimp!
Ashley: Don't talk about Red like that!
Edd: You didn't need to do that. Why did you make us fall behind?
Heavy: Because you and your other teams threw your obstacles at us in that fishing challenge which blew up at us.
Reporter: It was an accident.
Ashley, Red, Toon Link and Villager were talking to each other while the others were arguing.
Toon Link: (Quietly) I think we should take this opportunity to leave while we're still safe in this race.
Ashley: (Quietly) Agreed.
Red: (Quietly) Right behind you.
Villager just nodded lightly as the four crept away as the others were yelling at each other.
Squidward: Why aren't you involved blue sweater?
Tycho: Whatever Heavy does is his own business. I just help him out as the strategist.
Reporter: Can we just stop arguing and get to the chill zone while we're still safe?
Heavy: Be quiet little girl! Grown men are talking.
Edd: Hey! You can't talk to a lady like that. Apologize right now!
Heavy: Stay out of it little sock wearing weakling. Stay in the hole where you came from.
The others (Minus Tycho) gasped when they heard this. Edd walked straight up to Heavy.
Edd: (Firmly) I'm only going to say this once. Apologise for what you said.
Heavy: (Crosses his arms and smirks) Or what little baby man?
Edd stayed silent until he brought his fist back and punched Heavy right in the face sending him down and making everyone else shocked.
Edd: Guys! Move! Now!
Everyone except Heavy and Tycho ran away from the scene as Heavy got up and groaned.
Tycho: Dude. Are you okay?
Heavy: Just run and let's get them!
Tycho: Right by you!
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Wrestler: Woah! That little guy just knocked out Heavy!
Reporter: He's my special sock-headed hero! We need to find a way to return the favour.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: You just knocked out Heavy Weapons Guy!
Edd: Wait until the cul-de-sac kids hear about this!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: (At the chill zone relaxing on a deck chair) Our teams are nearing the end of this leg of the race and things are intense. Looks like some of the teams are ready to crash land onto the beach.
Four jet skis crashed onto the beach as Ed and Eddy landed face first in the sand and Wario and Waluigi landed face first against some palm trees. Rosalina, G.I.R, Peach and Daisy walked onto the chill zone.
Don: The first two spots are yours. I guess the next two are theirs. Are you going to help them regain consciousness?
Daisy: We'll get to it.
Ami, Yumi, Sponge Bob, Patrick, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P were close to each other. Doofenshmirtz as on water skis connected to Agent P on the Jet Ski.
Doof: Wheeee! I'm water skiing! I feel free like a bee! Let's ride the waves and…
Dr Doofenshmirtz tripped up and rolled across the ocean and onto the chill zone covered in sand. Agent P jumped into the air and landed onto the chill zone making the Jest ski crash onto the beach.
Don: 5th place!
Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami and Yumi arrived next followed by Ashley, Red, Toon Link and Villager.
Don: And 6th to 9th place is secured. We're down to the last three teams and it's an epic struggle for the last two spots.
Reporter, Wrestler, Edd and Squidward were close together on their jet skis. All seemed alright until Heavy and Tycho zoomed by them covering them with a splash of water.
Heavy: Later itty bitty teams!
Reporter: They're ahead of us!
Edd: We'll never catch up to them in time. I guess it's the end of the line for one of us. Squidward. Are you okay with this?
Squidward: (Nods) It's been a blast.
Edd: Good. You two go on ahead. We'll stay behind.
Reporter: What? No!
Edd: It's alright. You'd probably have a better chance in this competition anyway.
Reporter: (Slaps Edd's face) Don't say that! You've been awesome in this race and we're not letting you drop out! Wrestler.
Wrestler: Already on it!
Edd: What the?
Wrestler jumped in the air and cannonballed into the water creating a massive splash that sent Edd and Squidward flying as Heavy and Tycho reached the chill zone.
Don: 10th place you guys.
Heavy: Yes!
Tycho: Did you see where the others were?
Heavy: Who cares? We won and they are…. (Notices a shadow getting bigger around them) What the?
Edd and Squidward crashed onto the chill zone and onto Heavy before Tycho dragged him away.
Heavy: (Dizzy) This…isn't…..over.
Don: Well, that was a nice way to drop in. 11th place you two.
Reporter and Wrestler arrived on the scene.
Don: Which means you two are in last place. I'm sorry but I'm afraid it's over for you two.
Reporter: No problem.
Edd: Why did you do that?
Reporter: (Grabs Edd's shoulders) Listen. You've shown me the best time ever around this show and have proven you are not weak. No matter what happens, I'm proud of what you've done.
Edd: (Blushes) Thank you.
Reporter: Good. Now buckle up and knock that Russian freak show out of this race!
Edd: (Salutes) Yes mam!
Reporter: (Kisses Edd on the lips and smiles) We'll see you at the end of the race but its goodbye for now. Let's head off Wrestler.
The two walked off through the beaches of Uruguay. The other teams were nearby at a restaurant and smiled and were surprised. Ed and Eddy has the widest eyes out of everyone after watching that performance.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: So Sockhead knocked out a Russian warrior in need of anger management, combined with a squid and got himself a girlfriend who isn't a Kanker. (Smirks) I'm proud of him.
Ed: (Cries a little) He's all grown up now.
Eddy: But one thing still bothers me.
Ed: What's that?
Eddy: …WHY DOES ALL THE GIRLS GO FOR HIM!?
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: (Wipes a tear from his eye) What a nice farewell for now. Watch out for more epic action here on…..THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Reporter & Wrestler]
Scenes involving Reporter and Wrestler rolled by.
Reporter: That was one of the best experiences of my life.
Wrestler: I'm so proud of what you've achieved in this race.
Reporter: I know! The girls back at Rhythm Heaven are going to flip when they hear this.
Wrestler: I hope that little guy and that cephalopod win this thing.
Reporter: I'll be rooting for them non-stop.
Wrestler: Me too!
The two were riding a jet ski around the seas of the Uruguay.
Reporter: And that brings the end of our report.
Wrestler: Now onto the water sports.
Reporter: (Laughs) Oh I love our friendship. And with that, we're out.
END OF EPISODE