Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crats Style! We ended our 7 part around the world special with Fiji. A land full of relaxation and fun in the sun but things were cold as our teams entered the waters to collect orbs and zip-line across the island. Heavy made things brutal as he targeted Toon Link, Villager, Ashley and Red on the zip line and threw Ashley and Red off it. Luckily they were saved by Toon Link who along with Villager were the last team to arrive. (Now seen onscreen with pictures of the remaining teams) We're down to the final 10! It's time to turn onto the wild side as we enter the next insane leg of…..THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: We're outside Fiji where are our final 10 teams are preparing for the oncoming challenges and insane places to visit. Before we set off, our teams got the chance to say how they feel about making it this far.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: We're in the final 10! It's amazing two guys like us are actually surviving this competition!
Squidward: I know! But our biggest threat is that Heavy guy and his blue sweater wearing cohort.
Edd: Right. We need to watch out for them. We're doing this for all of those fans out there rooting for us…..and Reporter and Wrestler. Miss you so much Reporter!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Red: SO, the final 10 huh?
Ashley: It feels like a massive achievement but the best thing that could happen is if Heavy got eliminated. Then everything would be perfect!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: We made it this far and we will go all the way! No matter who we face….we will destroy them!
Tycho: This is all his idea. I just assist like I always do. (Reads a Role Playing Game book) Heavy is in his own world.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: Final 10 huh? What an achievement!
Waluigi: Each step brings us closer to the money. Once we get the money it's smooth sailing all the way to the bank!
Wario: And after that's done…..you can FINALLY ask out Rosalina!
Waluigi: (Blushes) Shut up! ...I'll try and tell her how I feel in the next leg of the race, ok!?
Wario: Ok.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Peach: I'm glad all of our friends are still in the competition. But things are going to get tough when we're getting closer to the finals.
Daisy: Only one can win and we'll do whatever it takes!
Peach: I just wonder when Waluigi and Rosalina will tell each other how they feel.
Daisy: I know! He needs to man up for once.
Waluigi: (Bursts into the confessional) I'LL TELL HER AFTER THIS LEG OF THE RACE OKAY!?
Peach & Daisy: (Both of them shrink back a bit and whisper quietly) Ok.
[SWTICH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: It's nice to stay in this race for this long. Maybe we could actually win this thing.
G.I.R: We can have fun anywhere! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: Final 10. It's a pleasure to be here. We've stuck together and have achieved any things.
Patrick: And even if we get eliminated, we're not a threat to any team so we'll fall with our own pride still intact.
Both: Yeah! WE'RE READY!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: Final 10! I knew we'd make it here in one piece.
Ami: No you didn't.
Yumi: (Sighs) Alright, I didn't! But we're going to rock all the way to our finale!
Ami: Yes we will!
The two began to play air guitars.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Still here! I can already taste the million!
Ed: I hope it tastes like gravy!
Eddy: It'll be healthy as its green money. Not brown gravy.
Ed: (Saddened) Aw!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: If we won the million dollars, I'd use it to spruce up the place and then I'd tell Charlene 'I told you so!' for once!
Agent P rolled his eyes.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The teams stood outside Fiji as Don walked onto the scene and faced the teams.
Don: Hello teams! First of all, congratulations for making this far and reaching the final 10. Just remember to stay sharp as things are always dangerous and wild. Now that we have reached the end of our 7 part special around the world, we're heading back into the wild side.
Daisy: So you're bringing back the Tele-Vortex Circle?
Don: Not quite. (Snaps his finger which makes a massive green pipe appear) You'll be riding through that to reach your next destination!
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: A warp pipe? This gives us the feeling we're travelling to a place we're familiar with..
Peach: And for some strange reason…..I am starting to feel cold.
Daisy: Maybe it's a sign. Better get out the winter wear!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Patrick: That pipe looks so COOL!
Sponge Bob: I know! We'll ride through it like a slide.
Both: Slide riding time!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Make your way through that pipe…NOW!
The teams ran into the pipe and were out of Fiji for good.
Going through the warp pipe was an interesting experience. It seemed so dark yet surprisingly harmless as our ten teams travelled through it while it felt like they were falling. Heavy had his arms crossed with a stubborn look while Tycho was relaxing with his arms behind his head. Ashley had her legs crossed with Red on her lap. Edd and Squidward were reading books. Wario, Waluigi, Eddy and Ed were engaged in a card game while Peach,, Daisy and Rosalina were chatting together with G.I.R who was sleeping on Rosalina's lap with Luma in G.I.R's arms like he was hugging Luma. Sponge Bob and Patrick were laughing all the way down while Yumi and Ami were falling while wearing sunglasses to look cool on the cameras. And last but not least, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P were falling down with opposite feelings. Agent P was calm and quiet while Doofenshmirtz was screaming and waving his arms around randomly.
Eddy: (Looking up from his cards) So, this is normal for you guys?
Wario: Oh yes. Going through pipes isn't as bad as it seems. Unless you encounter the piranha plants.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: The more I learn about the world our alliance friends are from, the more nervous I get about thinking about how they survive.
Ed: I want to visit their world!
Eddy: You may be a loud friend, but a good one. At least you weren't screaming like a baby like that pharmacist.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: What!? I wasn't screaming like a baby! It was just a surprising experience to fall like that without landing on solid concrete!
Agent P coughed and rolled his eyes while trying not to laugh. Doofenshmirtz noticed this and looked annoyed.
Doof: I know you are trying not to laugh! Stop that!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The teams landed out of a warp pipe high in the skies and landed on cold snow. Ed looked up and saw a winter paradise location.
Ed: So white and fluffy! Like pretty bunnies!
Eddy: (Still face first on the ground) You're allergic to rabbits Ed. Remember? Where are we guys?
Peach: (Looking up from the snow) Hey I know this place! This is one of the paintings inside my castle!
Daisy: Yeah! We get to test out our winter wear after all!
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Behold Cool Cool Mountain! One of the portraits depicted inside Princess Peach's Castle! This place is full of smooth snow, slippery ice and loads of peanguins! That MIGHT be part of one of our challenges today. (Winks) This is going to be a cool episode! (A familiar trombone tune plays which gets Don annoyed) Hey!
[END DESCRIPTION]
Tycho: (Looks around) Anyone know where the Don Box is?
Yumi: (Looks over a snowy hill and spots the Don Box) It's over there! Right next to loads of…..Penguins!?
Tycho: Penguins?
Ami: Oh I love penguins!
Patrick & Ed: PENGUINS!
[COMBO CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Eddy]
Sponge Bob: Our strong friends love penguins apparently!
Eddy: That's never been established before.
Sponge Bob: I know. We'd be great as a group. Want to join the alliance Patrick and I are in?
Eddy: Sort of in an alliance but if it goes sour, we'll join you.
Sponge bob: Splendid!
[END COMBO CONFESSIONAL]
The teams went downhill to the Don Box.
Rosalina: (Gets the first tip and reads it) It is an All In. 'Penguin Pick Up.' Kind of obvious!
Tycho: Whatever. Let's just do it.
Don: (Holding a small penguin next to a giant penguin) This All in challenge is quite simple. The final 10 just have to catch a penguin and bring it to this mother penguin. Seems simple but you know that this is the Ridonculous Race! OF COURSE it's going to be difficult!
Penguins were scattered everywhere as our teams tried to catch them. Heavy lunged forward to catch one but it just got away leaving Heavy landing face first in the snow. Ed and Patrick were running around trying to catch the penguins and possibly hug them tightly. Ami and Yumi were getting tired of running around for what seemed like forever and Eddy was just getting annoyed as he was chasing a penguin.
Eddy: (Annoyed) Come back here you little feather brain brat! (Runs off-screen but runs back onscreen in the opposite direction as he is being chased by a hoard of penguins) NO! I didn't mean it! Ed! Help me!
Ed: (Over in a corner petting a penguin who was nuzzling his chest) Pretty penguin!
Don: These shenanigans went on for a whole two hours! Can you believe that!? But eventually, our teams managed to find a way to get the penguins apart from Eddy and Ed who got a first place quickie as Ed was still holding onto his penguin while Eddy was being chased. I'll tell you one thing though, that little money loving guy can take a beating, even if it's from penguins.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: (Covered in marks made by the beaks of the penguins) I now officially HATE PENGUINS!
Ed: But they're so soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes!
Eddy: NO MORE PENGUINS!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy tackled a penguin and Tycho delivered it to its mother safely but not before the penguin slapped Heavy's face.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: I have never seen such a giant beast!
Tycho: Penguins are mysterious creatures! Just like two other creatures I know.
Heavy: (Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow) Let me guess. Giraffes and Hedgehogs, right?
Tycho: (Shrinks back) Maybe.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sponge Bob and Patrick caught a penguin that was stuck to Patrick's back but they managed to pry it off and deliver it to the mother penguin. Peach and Daisy used a fish to catch one while Edd and Squidward caught one in a homemade net. Red seemed to be in an awkward situation as a penguin was cuddling him. Ashley looked surprised but managed to let out a small giggle.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Red: Why is it that little things seem to want to cuddle me?
Ashley: It just shows how cute you are. It even makes me smile a little.
[END COFNESSIONAL]
Wario guided a penguin to its mother using his 'special' weapon. He basically farted around it until it ran over to the mother penguin. Rosalina gave a penguin to the mother but looked disgusted and annoyed.
[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: Waluigi is a fine gentleman. But how did he become friends with Wario who is the complete opposite?
G.I.R: (Scratches his head) I'm confused. They're opposites?
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Waluigi: Seriously? Farting a penguin to its mother?
Wario: (Has a slap mark on his face) What!? Just using my skills! But that look Rosalina gave. She might have lost interest in you. You need to tell her today.
Waluigi: TOMORROW OK!?
Wario: (Falls out of his seat) Ok.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P handed in their penguin followed by Ami and Yumi.
Yumi: Oh man we're in last place!
Ami: (Reads the tip) Then we'll have to move fast. We need to find a nearby cabin and enter through the chimney.
Ed and Eddy landed inside the cabin and saw a path of ice in a cavern with what looked like a bottomless pit.
Ed: (Sees the Don Box and gets a tip from it) Here's the tip Eddy!
Eddy: (Snatches the tip and reads it) Another All In. 'Nice Ice Slide Ride.'
Ed: Oh I love slides!
Don: (Sliding down the slide of ice on a wooden bobsleigh) This is a fast paced All In challenge! Just like the title implies, our teams have to slide down this course using whatever they can but if you fall off then…it was nice knowing you. Once teams reach the end of the slide. They'll see a selection of flags with pictures of the teams. The teams have to take the flag that have their faces on it and it's a race outside to the chill zone by a nearby ski lift. Last team to arrive, MAY be headed home. See you at the finish!
Ed: Ok Eddy! What are we going to use to slide down?
Eddy: (Smirks) We're sliding down in our own Ed style!
Ed and Eddy were sliding down the course as Eddy was riding on top of Ed who was sliding on his stomach.
Ed: Wheee! I love this format Eddy!
Eddy: Just keep steady Ed! We definitely don't want to spin out of control and fall down into that pit.
Ed: Spin? Ed loves to spin!
Eddy: Ed! No!
Ed began to spin in circles which sent them zooming around the course at a crazy speed as they crashed into the ledge at the end of the course and were hanging onto the edge but they couldn'tget back up.
Eddy: Nice going lumpy!
Ed: Sorry!
Eddy: Now we need help to get up!
Other teams started to get to the finish and grabbed the flags without noticing Ed and Eddy who were shouting at them.
Eddy: They're ignoring us!
Ed: Please help!
Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and G.I.R arrived at the end of the course.
Rosalina: I wonder where the two boys are.
Eddy: We're over here under the edge!
Daisy: (Not hearing Eddy's yelling) Don't know. But they haven't been team players if you know what I've been feeling.
Wario: I can see what you're saying. We should cut them from the alliance.
Ed: Oh no!
Rosalina: (Not hearing Ed's gasp) Are you sure? They seem like nice boys.
Peach: They are young and it IS a race. We should cut them so they can stay safe.
Eddy: WE'RE NOT SAFE YOU TRAITORS!
Wario: (Not hearing Eddy's shouting) Then it's settled they're out!
The group walked out of the cabin leaving a saddened Ed and an angry Eddy.
Eddy: I don't believe it! They are going to get what's coming to them! I'll make that happen!
Ed: Now what Eddy! Every team has gone!
Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami and Yumi arrived.
Ed: Guys! Over here! HELP!
Sponge Bob: (Looks over the edge with the others) What are you guys doing hanging out there?
Eddy: (Notices the edge starting to break apart) We're stuck here and are about to fall! Help us up!
Yumi: And what happens if we save you?
Sponge Bob: You can join our alliance. Oh! Wait. You're already in an alliance so….
Eddy: We're joining your alliance! No catches! HELP!
Ed: PLEASE!
The edge broke of as Ed and Eddy screamed thinking it was all over but were saved by Sponge Bob and Yumi who caught their arms and pulled them to safety.
Yumi: (Smiles) Welcome to the group!
Sponge Bob: Yes! The alliance grows stronger!
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: With Ed and Eddy on our side. We're going to blast through the competition!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: I hope they're team players.
Ami: I'm sure they'll help us out.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: We've got our new mission! GET BACK AT THOSE TRATIORS!
Ed: They're mean people. Except for that blue lady and that robot.
Eddy: …..Ok. They can stay.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: (Outside the ski lift) We're here waiting for the teams to arrive and things are INTENSE!
Ashley and Red arrived first.
Don: First place!
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: (Hugs Red tightly) Yes!
Red: Ack!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy and Tycho arrived next.
Don: Second place!
More teams appeared onscreen in pictures.
3rd [Wario & Waluigi]
4th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
5th [Peach & Daisy]
6th [Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
7th [Edd & Squidward]
The last three teams hurried to the chill zone with their flags. The girls arrived first, followed by the sea creatures and then the two Eds.
Don: And we've reached the end! Ami and Yumi take 8th and the little sea buddies take 9th! Ed and Eddy, you two are the last ones to arrive.
Eddy: (Growls) Great. I wanted to stay and…..
Don: Hold on. I'm not done yet. You can have another chance at revenge!
Ed: Does that mean?
Don: Yes it does! It's a NON-ELIMINATION ROUND!
Eddy: YES!
Ed: Yay!
Sponge Bob: What a relief.
Yumi: Good to hear. Now all you need to do is….
Eddy: I get what you mean. I have my own special task to perform and I WON'T fail it. (Walks up to Wario and the others)
Wario: (Rubs the back of his head) Hey there little guy. I'm sorry to bring bad news but…..
WHACK!
Eddy knocked out Wario with one punch to the face.
Eddy: Don't bother! We've got a new group. Come on Ed! Let's get some hot chocolate.
The others looked at Eddy who stormed off then looked at Ed who walked by and huffed as he turned his head away from his previous friends.
Don: Oh-ho! Things just got interesting! Come back to see more brutal action on…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
END OF EPISODE
