Yang wondered if Weiss was joking about her sister being 'attracted to the same magnetic pole'. But of course, Weiss never jokes, so why would Ruby give her a love letter anyway? This came out of nowhere since the closest thing Yang has ever noticed Ruby to show romantic feelings was her light hearted attempts to tease her about having a nonexistent crush on Vomit Boy.

Yang stopped walking as she heard a familiar semblance. Turning the corner, Yang was surprised to see Ruby disheveled and out of breath as if she was running all over Beacon for some reason.

"Ruby! What happened to you!?" Yang's switch was flipped to big sister mode.

Ruby lifted her head to her sister. "Y-Yang?!"

Yang armed her shotgun bracelets and prepared for battle. "Is it the White Fang? Are they attacking again? Grimm?! Nora playing queen of the Castle again!? It is payback time for launching me up the stratosphere, carrot top!" Yang called out.

Back in the JNPR dorm, Nora felt a disturbance in the Nora Force.

"What!? No, Yang, calm down!" The younger and oddly more mature sister shouted.

Yang snapped out of it and remembered her earlier conversation with Weiss. "Oh yeah, Ruby, did you give Weiss a letter?"

Ruby stopped a second and gave her sister a blank stare. "Letter? Weiss? … Oh I did give it to her," Then from realization to shock, "Wait, I gave it to her!?"

"You gave it to her after all? Whoa sis, I didn't know you swung that way."

"Swing? Yang I'm too old for swing sets, which by the way is really stupid because they should be for all ages! But I need that letter back! I was in a state of… confusion… when I gave it to her!"

Yang was slightly surprised she didn't seem to even know what she was implying. "Oh, so you don't think of Wiess that way, but why did you make a love letter?"

Ruby slumped a little, titled her head downward, and poked two fingers together. "Umm… I didn't actually make that love letter… I was sort of… given it…"

"What." Yang didn't ask, she demanded. Some lecherous guy, or girl—hey, she didn't judge, was after her precious little sister? She wouldn't let that happen! Ruby was hers to tease and play with! And she wasn't going to share…

Before Ruby could speak, two pairs of footsteps came around the corner.

"Ahh! Ruby, finally!" Jaune gasped.

"Kyah!"

Yang saw Jaune and Ren, also disheveled as if they too had ran all over Beacon, but she paid more attention to Ruby when her eyes met with Jaune, she was avoiding eye contact, fidgeting, and acting all startled and adorable… not from Yang's teasing.

And didn't Ruby just say that she was given the letter? … Hold up, wasn't she talking to a certain other blonde this lunch time? Didn't that same other blonde give her notes back, and potentially hide a love letter in those notes? Hidden from her watchful eyes?!

Ruby sped off in her semblance.

"Oh what? Come on!" Jaune complained out loud while Ren shared his sentiments with his leader.

"Arc."

The lotus warrior froze as he suddenly felt the aura of a mother Ursa protecting her young.

The knight, unfortunately, didn't notice. He looked over to Yang and tiredly waved as he tried to catch his breath. "Oh, hey Yang. Think you could help us catch Ruby?" Ren turned and gave his leader a shocked look. "We kind of need her help with something—"

"Did you know the weather in Vacuo is pretty bad this year?"

"Huh?"

"I thought I would let you know before sending you there… in a body bag." It was time for the 'moved to Vacuo overnight' maneuver.

Ren should have realized before he heard the sounds of shotgun shells loading that this would be a long day.

Somewhat later in a different place…

"Wow, Beacon is way more exciting than back home." A monkey Faunus casually said as he watched distant explosions blow across another side of the campus. He swore one of the girls screaming in the distance sounded eerily familiar to him.

"Y-yeah, sure is different…" Neptune answered nervously. Still wondering what the deal was with Blake sending him a love letter. Was this letter even hers? There was just no way she would write something like this. But then how could he explain the fact that their eyes met? That she hastily closed the window? What could he say to Sun?

Anyway, both he and Sun were having lunch in one of the open balconies here in Beacon.

"You OK, dude?" Sun asked his partner. "You've been kinda weird ever since we met up for lunch."

"Cool! Cool! Everything's, cool! Nothing to worry about at all!" Neptune said hurriedly. Sun stared at his friend for a few seconds before shrugging his shoulders and continuing to drink his banana smoothie.

Neptune sighed in relief. "Y-you know. I'm going to hit the hay early today. I don't know why but I suddenly got tired." He tried to make an excuse to leave, he couldn't think straight because of recent events, and being in front of the guy who likes a girl that likes you is a little hard to grasp coherently.

"You feeling alright?"

"Yeah, yeah! Nothing to worry about dude." Neptune waved before subtly making his escape.

When Neptune left his sight, Sun Wukong smirked. He brought up his tail to reveal a wallet. "Ah Neptune, my dear partner, there isn't much you can hide from Ol' Sun Wukong." Wukong opened the wallet and found a folded sheet of paper along with some 'generous snack funds'. Sun opened the folded piece of letter and read the contents.

"Aww dude, I can't believe you would write poetry for the Ice Princess," Wukong snickered. "Well, as your partner and official wingman. It's time to play Cupid…"

Later…

Pyrrha woke up groggily from her bed. The last thing she remembered was…

Oh Dust! Jaune wrote a love letter to her! Was she dreaming that?! She looked around and didn't see any sign of said letter or envelope. Maybe she was dreaming it… but for some reason, she also remembered vaguely seeing Nora before losing consciousness.

Nora.

And a love letter.

"Oh Dust…" Pyrrha truly hoped this was all some strange misunderstanding, and headed out of the door to look for her female teammate.

However, if she would have stayed just a few seconds more in her dorm, she would have noticed a certain blonde, monkey Faunus jumping down from the ceiling and making his way towards a dorm with a broken door.

"Huh, what happened here?" Sun thought out loud as he saw the door kicked down on the inside of the RWBY dorm. He looked over and waved to Zwei, who was just happily chasing his own tail.

"Don't suppose you'll tell me what happened here, huh little guy?" Sun bent over and rubbed the little corgi's head. "Well, keep this a secret between us, but I'm trying to help my partner get together with a girl he fancies. Call me... Dr. Sun Wukong, PHD in love…"

The small corgi just panted and drooled a little at the stowaway. Sun, having his fun, took out an envelope that had the words, 'To Weiss.' written on it. He originally wondered why Neptune didn't sign his name in the letter, but he assumed it would invoke a sense of mystery, which apparently girls like.

It made sense to Sun after all. He once asked Blake what type of book she was reading and she quickly answered mystery. He thought she answered a little too quickly, but he guessed she was really in to it or something. So in the end, he got an envelope and put 'To Weiss.' on it without touching the actual letter.

He placed the letter on her bed and felt a sense of accomplishment.

His Faunus senses detected someone coming this way. Quickly, he opened their window, stood at the archway, saluted at Zwei, and jumped away.

The instant he left the window, a certain bow wearing Cat Faunus re entered into the room, sensing that there was someone else in their room recently besides the demon spawn (Zwei). Quickly checking the open window, Blake spotted a familiar tail and blonde head just escaping her sight.

"Sun? What was he doing here?" Blake asked out loud as she turned back—

And saw an envelope addressed to Weiss on top of her pillow.

A letter. Addressed to Wiess. From Sun.

She read to many stories to stop her mind from comparing this scene from the countless 'mystery' books she's read.

Now, Blake couldn't help but feel curious. After all, 'curiosity killed the cat'. But that was a huge stereotype and completely untrue just as much as Yang would always try to tease her with the light pens and tuna sandwiches.

Blake was far too trained to let her curiosity get the better of her.

Which was why she was surprised that she had already had the opened letter in her hands.

…

…

Blake dropped the letter on the floor. She took out her scroll and placed in the combination to access her Gambol Shroud in her locker.

She was going outside. There was a certain two-timing, hand grabbing, greedy stowaway that she needed to correct.

Zwei stared at the letter that was dropped on the floor. He stared at it ponderously, waiting for the piece of paper to perform some random miracle that no mere mortal could ever fathom.

Zwei barked at once.

Twice.

Then he picked it up and ran out of the dorm room.

Meanwhile…

Nora held her hammer-grenade launcher close to her as she stealthy threaded around the campus. Her spy senses were tingling. There was some kind of disturbance she sensed and she didn't know where it was.

It could have been where those explosions followed by eerily familiar girlish screams of terror were, but nah that was too obvious.

Then her eyes fell on a potential subject: that hot girl from Haven! What was her name? Cinderella?

She did look the part of the evil hot girl.

"Hey, Cinderella!"

"It's Cinder, Cinder Fall," She responded monotonously. Cider Fall turned her head and mentally rolled her eyes. They had some files on this one, Nora Valkryie: hyperactive, strength class: B, tactical prowess: D, mental sharpness: D. Overall: Not a threat. She was also somewhat crazy, so Cinder Fall felt no need to waste her precious time with such a buffoon.

"I don't care! I'm on to you!" Nora claimed, pointing her hammer to her.

Cinder Fall, one of the most composed and calculating women in the entire underground of Vale, was starting to panic. There was no way they were found out so soon, by a buffoon of all people! She didn't show it, but her mind slowly prepared her body to slowly motion for the kill. She wasn't going to take anything to chance.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Cinder replied with her best poker face. Perhaps this situation was still somewhat salvageable.

"Don't try to lie to me! I know who you really work for!"

Cinder's eyes widened. 'WHAT!? How could some random yahoo figure that out so quickly!? We were meticulous in hiding in our presence! How could some unknown lunatic know who we truly work for!? I have no choice, she must be eliminated.' Cinder worriedly thought as she made more slow motions to strike.

"You tell Dr. Nefarious, that Operation Arkos will not be broken so easily!"

Cinder could have sworn she heard a record scratch the moment she said that. Her tension died out easily. "E-excuse me?"

"You tell your, one eyed, cat loving, old man of an emperor will not stop me, Agent B-00P from accomplishing her mission!"

Cinder felt like face palming. She almost blew up her cover from a simple misunderstanding, worse, the ravings of a lunatic.

"That letter you gave Pyrrha made her faint!"

Oh? Now that sounded interesting.

"Letter?" Cinder repeated, pretending to be meek.

"Yeah, you made a letter so diabolical; it felled the four-time Mistrial champion without breaking a sweat!"

Perhaps this little mistake was not as humiliating as she thought. While the girl seemed to mistake her as some kind of evil agent of a fictional character, she knew people to well to detect that the part about a letter easily felling the girl with polarity was completely true... as unbelievable as she heard it.

A kink in the 'invincible goddess' armor? Cinder thought that a potential weakness of the girl was to juicy to pass up. "I still have no idea what you are talking about. Maybe if you showed me the letter I would recognize it…"

"Ha! I got rid of it!" Nora exclaimed which silently frustrated Cinder. "And now I will—" Nora's scroll started beeping a familiar spy theme. "Oh sorry, gimme a sec," Nora checked her Scroll and saw it was from 'Renny'. She looked at the message and put her hammer away. She glared at Cinder and pointed her fingers to her eyes. "You got lucky punk, I'm watching you…" She said before going towards a direction of where distant explosions were.

Cinder stared musingly as the orange head left. She took out her own scroll and sent a message to two other people.

{Author's note.}

Welp. This took another strange turn. I can't help but feel this story being somewhat forced. I'm trying not to, but I can't help but feel that. Well at least it's not too forced like I've seen with some other stories.

Thank you for reading.