Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Cool Cool Mountain was cold but our final 10 brought it right down to brutal. SO BRUTAL! Everyone went face first in the penguin grabbing challenge and then it was an intense slide ride down to the chill zone. But the main focus was on Ed and Eddy who were stuck in a tight spot and overheard their alliance talking about dropping them out of the group. Things were looking grim but the two were saved by Sponge Bob and Yumi and they joined their alliance and broke down their previous alliance….along with Wario's face! The two Cul-De-Sac boys ended up in last place but it was a non-elimination round so we're still at the final 10. Let's just end the recap here and get back to…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: We're here at the edge of Cool Cool Mountain where we're back with the Tele-Vortex Circle! (The circle gets lowered and switched on) Our first place team from last time are ready to head off to the next world.
Ashley and Red run past Don and entered the circle.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: First place really gives you a confidence boost. We're still in it to win it!
Red: And we're going all the way!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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The teams were floating through the vortex as they were headed to their next destination.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Last time, we nearly got eliminated and those prissy princesses and those fat plumbers dropped us out of their alliance. Today is the day we get our payback!
Ed: I don't like payback but I want them to pay. But Rosalina and G.I.R are too nice to harm.
Eddy: Okay. I won't try to eliminate them. But they might fall victim to our payback. OK?
Ed: (Hangs his head down) Ok.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Everyone landed out of a blue portal and arrived outside what looked like a cave. It was covered in crystals but had a wide open entrance.
G.I.R: The pretty stones! So shiny!
Eddy: Wow! Those crystals must be worth a fortune!
Doof: A cavern full of crystals?
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Or to give the actual name of the place, it's the Crystal Caverns! A series of caverns covered with multiple coloured crystals. Our teams will have to navigate their way through the caverns until they reach the central chamber here the Don Box is located.
[END DESCRIPTION]
G.I.R entered the caves first with the others running behind them as he was screaming with joy.
G.I.R: (Loudly) So colourful! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The cavern started to rumble as shards of the crystals from the ceiling fell onto the floor and shattered.
Wario: (Grabs G.I.R to keep him from talking) Ssh! This cavern appears to be fragile
Peach: (Quietly) We have to be quiet! Otherwise the cavern will collapse on us.
The cavern rumbled again as Wario placed a hand around G.I.R's mouth.
Everyone: (Minus G.I.R0 Ssh!
G.I.R: (Quietly) Ok.
[CONFESSIONAL: Don]
Don: Ack! I forgot to mention that the cavern is REALLY old and fragile!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The teams entered the caverns and were divided into different caverns.
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Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red were walking quietly through the caverns.
Edd: (To the other team) So, how has this race been for you?
Ashley: It's been a mixture of despair and sudden hints of surprise joy.
Red: That's because Ashley got together with Toon Link!
Ashley: (Pushes Red away) Red!
Edd: It's cool. I got together with someone on this show too!
Ashley: Really?
Squidward: Seems our two teams have something in common. Maybe we can…
SHATTER!
A giant piece of a crystal fell from the ceiling and almost squashed the two teams but they lunged out of the way. They looked up to see Heavy with Sasha who broke the crystal.
Squidward: oh great! It's him again!
Heavy: Heavy will stop you from progressing now.
Edd: Where's your friend, Tycho?
Heavy: He scouted on ahead. I have my own mission. I got rid of your teams one by one and you will both fall next.
Ashley: Ok. He's the new Plankton and Mr Krabs.
Heavy: I have mini gun! DO you think you can really stop me?
Red appeared behind Heavy and used his pitchfork to fling him away from the others.
Red: Oh no you don't!
Ashley: Nice work Red!
Edd: Let's get away from him while we can! Shall we form a new alliance?
Ashley: Sure thing! Let's go!
The four ran off leaving Heavy behind all alone.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: And the new antagonist was born.
Squidward: We need to keep on guard.
Edd: True. But our new alliance is perfect! We've both been through the same torment on this show and we both HATE that Heavy male.
Squidward: It's smooth sailing from here now on.
[SWITCH SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy]
Heavy: They need to pay for this!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Ami, Yumi, Sponge Bob, Patrick, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P were walking down a cavern talking to each other.
Ami: And that's what happened to Ed and Eddy.
Doof: Ouch. That's rough for the two kids. (Looks around but doesn't see them) Where are they anyway?
Yumi: Eddy said he had something quick to take care of.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: And he better finish it quickly if he wants to stay in our alliance.
Ami: Give him a chance. I'm sure he'll surprise us with his skills.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and G.I.R were walking quietly through one of the caverns. G.I.R was in Rosalina's arms and he was silent but scared of the falling bits of the crystals.
Peach: This cavern sure is old.
Daisy: I know. Who do you think built it?
No one answered the question as they continued to walk. Wario was looking at Waluigi who was trying to avoid eye contact.
[CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: So Today is the day that Waluigi over here tries to tell Rosalina his feelings. And from the looks of things, it's going to be a long try.
Waluigi was sweating a lot and was blushing deeply.
Waluigi: Thing smight be tense for me but you know…..Too bad! Wa…
Wario: (Pushes him onto the ground) Don't say it!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Waluigi: So…..Rosalina.
Rosalina: (Looks at him) Yes?
Waluigi: Well….you see…..the thing is….I wanted to tell you…that (Notices a large chunk of a crystal heading toward their way) Look out!
Rosalina: What the?
Waluigi grabbed Rosalina who was holding G.I.R and moved them to a safe zone away from the crystal as it rolled past them.
[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: That was a close call there! Luckily Waluigi was there to save us!
G.I.R: He's a cool purple man guy!
Rosalina: And I sense he's struggling with his feelings. Once this chaos is over, I'll help him feel calmer by expressing my feelings to him!
G.I.R: GO ROSALINA!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Peach: Where did THAT come from?
Wario: More like who threw that over here!? Look!
Everyone turned around to see Ed and Eddy blocking their path.
Eddy: Hi.
Daisy: What was that for?
Eddy: To give you a heads up. I'm getting back at you for dropping us out of your alliance.
Peach: By throwing a crystal at us?
Eddy: That was just the starter. And now…for the main course!
Wario: What are you going to do? (Mimics Eddy's using his yo-yo)throw your little yo-yo at us?
Waluigi: (Snickers) Good one.
Eddy: No. This is our payback! Ed!
Ed stepped in front of Eddy and put his hands together.
Ed: HIYA!
Ed slammed his head onto the ground which made the cavern and the ground rumble. Shards of crystals dropped onto the floor that broke apart sending the others down underground. Ed and Eddy looked down the hole that Ed made.
Ed: Are you sure they'll be ok?
Eddy: I'm sure. Have you not been paying attention to this show? Everyone ends up alive after this whole chaos is over.
Ed: You make a good point. Let's head back to the others.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: THAT'S how it's done!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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All of the other teams reached the central cavern. It was a giant circle with stairs down to a lower area. Large blocks made out of crystals were scattered on the lower area. Ed and Eddy joined the group in the central cavern.
Sponge Bob: There you are! Where did you two go?
Eddy: Just sorted out some loose ends. (Notices the Don Box) There's the Don Box! (Gets a tip and reads it) It's an All In! 'Crystal Clear Sculptures.'
Don: (Standing next to a crystal sculpture of himself) For this All In challenge, teams have to make a sculpture using the crystal blocks in the central cavern. Once they created 'something', they can bring it to the exit leading to the outside of the caverns and reach the chill zone. Last team to reach the chill zone, MIGHT be cut from the race. (Admires his crystal sculpture) That is one fine sculpture!
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Squidward: At last! Another art challenge! Let's do this thing!
Heavy: Even if you finish the sculptures, (Sarcastically) GOOD LUCK finding a way out!
Everyone turned around and saw Heavy and Tycho by the exit. Heavy was holding onto one of the crystal blocks.
Heavy: Pull it Tycho!
Tycho: Whatever you say Heavy.
Tycho pulled out a crystal out of the wall which caused a loud rumble to occur as crystals fell apart and piled up together blocking the entrance.
Heavy: (His voice yelling from the other side) Now we make the sculpture and win first place! See you later itty bitty loser teams!
The two walked away from the mess they've just made.
Eddy: Wow. What a jerk!
Edd: I know. We've seen his tactics face first before! We need to finish those sculptures.
Squidward: (Carving himself out of the crystal block) Already on it!
Doof: Let's work together!
The teams spent half an hour making the sculptures. Ed was playing with some crystal shards. Doofenshmirtz was making measurements. Ami and Sponge Bob were admiring the shine coming off of the crystals and Patrick was juggling crystal shards. Finally, everyone made their sculptures. From left to right they made…
A sculpture of Squidward. [Made by Edd and Squidward]
A scary ghost. [Made by Ashley and Red]
A pile of Krabby Patties. [Made by Sponge Bob and Patrick]
A sculpture of Ami and Yumi on guitars. [Made by Ami and Yumi]
A horse. [Made by Ed and Eddy]
A sculpture of Norm the Robot. [Made by Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P]
Ashley: Now we need to blast that pile of crystals away. Follow me!
Everyone except for Ami, Yumi, Ed and Eddy went to try and clear the pile of crystals. Ami and Yumi were too busy staring at the sculpture Ed and Eddy made.
Ami: Why did you make a horse? I can understand that Ed likes a lot of weird things but why did you agree to make it?
Eddy: So I could do this! Pay attention!
The two followed every word Eddy was about to say.
Eddy: Look at Ed! Now back to me! Now back to Ed! Now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped smelling like gravy, buttered toast and chickens and used my special cologne he could smell like me. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're in the crystal caverns with the man that Ed could smell like! What's in your hands, back at me. Its two crystals shaped like that thing you love. Look again, the crystals are now tickets to the chill zone. Anything is possible in this race when you smell like my cologne. (Is now sitting on the crystal horse) I'm on a crystal horse!
The two girls just wore expressions that literally said 'what the heck did I just hear?'
[COMBO CONFESSIONAL: Don & Eddy]
Don: …I have no words to describe that.
Eddy just smirks while whistling a familiar tune.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Edd: (Trying to pry the crystals away but failing) Man this is a complicated task. Hey Eddy! Got a plan to get rid of this wall?
Eddy: Sure thing Sockhead! Ed!
Ed: Yes Eddy!
Eddy: Go and destroy the wall and reach the chill zone! There will be gravy in it for you.
Ed: Okay Eddy!
Ed ran straight through the pile of crystals creating an Ed shaped hole causing the crystals to fall down and unblock the exit.
Squidward: Nice manipulation! I like your style.
Eddy: I like your attitude squid guy!
Sponge Bob: Onwards to the chill zone everyone!
Everyone ran outside the exit.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: I'm starting to like your freaky friends.
Edd: Your 'friends' seem okay to me too.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[-]
Wario and Waluigi landed on the floor with a THUD. G.I.R landed on top of them feeling happy as he enjoyed what he thought was a ride down below. Rosalina floated onto the ground while Peach an Daisy floated down using parasols.
Waluigi: Well that was unhelpful.
Rosalina: (Help both of them up) Are you okay? That was a rough fall.
Waluigi: I'm fine. (Blushes) And about our….
G.I.R: YAY! PURPLE MAN IS SAFE!
The cavern rumbled very loudly as more crystal shards fell and broke apart and the ground around them broke apart leaving them in a circle. G.I.R placed his hands on his mouth.
G.I.R: (Quietly) Sorry.
Wario: We need to reach the other side. (Points to an exit with light coming through it) There's the exit! Let's roll!
Wario farted sending him onto the other side. Rosalina floated over to the other side with G.I.R clinging onto her dress. Peach floated using her parasol and Daisy flipped over to the other side. That left Waluigi on his own.
Waluigi: (Sighs) Why don't I have anything unique? (Jumps over to the other side but lands face first) Ow!
The cavern rumbled loudly again as Wario and Rosalina helped Waluigi up.
Rosalina: This cavern is pretty weak. Even the slightest move could cause this place to collapse on us.
G.I.R: (Worried) W-What do we do?
Rosalina: I don't know.
Everyone huddled together looking worried as the cavern continued to rumble.
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Heavy and Tycho reached the chill zone with a crystal sculpture of Sasha.
Don: So you've arrived first.
Heavy: Yes. We are superior team!
Don: You are a team that's having a 10 minute penalty.
A 10:00 appeared onscreen.
Heavy: What!? Why!?
Tycho: Let me guess. It's due to us blocking the exit.
Don: You got it! Step aside please.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: I am hating this show even more now.
Tycho (Sighs) I just put up with it. This whole antagonist phase is his own thing.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy: Fine. Whatever. Those teams are stuck in the caverns!
Ed and Eddy arrived onto the chill zone.
Don: From last to first guys! Great job!
Ed: Yay! Where's the gravy Eddy?
Eddy: Fine. Here you go Ed. (Hands him a cup of gravy) Enjoy.
Ed: YES!
Ed drank the gravy as the other groups started to arrive.
Don: (To Edd and Squidward) 2nd! (To Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P) 3rd! (To Ashley and Red) 4th! (To Ami and Yumi) 5th! (To Sponge Bob and Patrick) 6th!
Heavy: God damn it.
[-]
The others were still crowded together in the collapsing cavern that was collapsing at a slow rate.
Peach: We really need to find a way out of here.
Daisy: I just want to blast out of here and get away from this place.
Waluigi: Blast…blast…..Blast! That's it!
Wario: What's it?
Waluigi: I got a way to save you all. (Pulls out his instantaneous bomb-omb) And this is it?
Rosalina: A bomb-omb?
Wario: The instantaneous bomb-omb!?
Waluigi: That's right. I will set this off while you lot run to the exit. You'll be blown to the exit and out of this place!
Peach: But if that's an instantaneous bomb-omb, then you'll be blown up.
Waluigi: I know. And that's a risk I'll have to take.
Wario: I can't let you go.
Rosalina: Please! Don't do it.
Waluigi: Ok listen! I want to get something off my chest. (The others listen to him) I know my past has been me acting cruel, sneaky and mischievous and you two princesses (Points to Peach and Daisy) don't see me as a friend. You've probably haven't even cared about me before but this race has changed me when I got to know Rosalina better. (Looks at Rosalina) You are one of the best and beautiful girls I have met and have made me realise I can be nice and playful at the same time. I want you to stay in this race for as long as you can so go and win it it! I'll be rooting for you even if it's in the afterlife. Wario, it was a great pleasure to be your buddy. I'll miss you greatly. (Sets the bomb-omb down) But I'm doing this for all of you.
Wario: ….I'm staying here. You've been a great pal to me. You girls run on ahead.
Waluigi: And G.I.R. Stay cute and awesome little buddy.
G.I.R: (Tears up) Y-Yes p-p-purple buddy.
Rosalina: I….don't know what to say.
Peach: Me too.
Daisy: Same here.
Waluigi: Then don't say anything. Just run. Run you crazy girls!
The girls nodded as they began to run away as the cavern rumbled. Waluigi and Wario looked at each other as Waluigi placed his hand on the bomb-omb.
Wario: You do realise that this is insane.
Waluigi: Yep.
Wario: And we'll probably get killed by the blast.
Waluigi: (Tears up slightly) Yep. But….you know…..
Wario: (Smiles for the first time in his life) Go on. Say it.
Waluigi: (Tears roll down his cheeks) TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!
CLICK…
…
…..
BOOM!
The bomb-omb was set off causing a massive explosion in the caverns. The princesses and G.I.R were sent flying through the exit while screaming. All four of them hugged together for safety.
[-]
DING!
Don: Heavy and Tycho. Your penalty is up. 7th place.
Heavy: Finally.
Tycho: Seemed to take ages. (Hears female screams) Do you hear something?
The girls and G.I.R landed onto the chill zone on top of Heavy and Tycho knocking them out as a massive pile of crystals piled up next to the chill zone.
Don: That was an interesting landing. You've reached 8th and 9th place. (Looks around) Uh, where are those two plumber looking guys?
G.I.R: (Crying) G-G-G-Gone! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Don: (Confused) Gone?
Rosalina: (Tears drop down her face) We fell into the most fragile part of the cavern and those two blew up a bomb-omb themselves to save us.
Don: (Gasps) Really!? Are they truly gone?
Rosalina: I don't know!
Peach: We finally realised their other side. They ARE nice people after all! (Cries) I'll miss them so much!
Daisy: (Cries) Me too!
The girls and G.I.R hugged together while crying.
Don: (Places a hand on his chest) If they are truly gone then they will be missed. That means we'll have to get….
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RUMBLE!
The pile of crystals started to move.
Don: Uh, did those crystals move?
Daisy: They did!
Peach: I saw them move!
G.I.R: Me too! Me too!
Rosalina: Does that mean?
…
…..
…
….
POW!
The crystals were punched away revealing a battered and bruised Waluigi and Wario with rips in their clothes and hats.
Everyone: (Minus Don) WALUIGI! WARIO!
Waluigi: (Tired) Wow…..we actually made it Wario! Are you….Ack!
The girls and G.I.R hugged Waluigi and Wario tightly.
Peach: Oh we're so glad you're okay!
G.I.R: You're safe! So happppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Waluigi: Nice to see you're happy G.I.R (Pats G.I.R's head) You okay Wario?
Wario: Right as rain Waluigi.
Daisy: It's nice to see the other side of you two.
Don: I'm glad to see you two are alright.
Wario: Thanks.
Don: Which makes it really painful for me to say you're the last team to arrive and you're out of the race.
Everyone: (Minus Don, Wario and Waluigi) WHAT!?
Peach: Come on! This has to be a non-elimination round! Please!
Don: I'm sorry. It's the network's schedule and rules.
Waluigi: It's cool guys. We kind of expected this. We'll be rooting for you.
Rosalina: (Hugs Waluigi) Thank you for your wonderful heart.
Waluigi: No problem. Just do one thing for me.
Rosalina: Yes. What is it?
Waluigi: Take those urban brats down!
Rosalina: I will avenge you my purple prince! But for now, we'll have to part ways. But first….
Rosalina lunged into Waluigi kissing him on the lips making them fall down as pink hearts emitted onscreen.
[-]
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Wario & Waluigi]
Scenes involving Wario and Waluigi rolled by.
Waluigi: Without a doubt, that was the toughest experience of my life.
Wario: So many places and so many action packed adventures. I definitely feel like my so called 'rival.'
Waluigi: We do not mention him and the green one in this race. But I definitely got a lot out of this. New friends, old friends and a girlfriend too! But no matter what situation we're in, we'll always be fantastic as it is always that special time.
Wario: That special time!
Waluigi: You know what we mean.
Both: WALUIGI TIME!
The two were seen in a bus driving away from the caverns.
Waluigi: Hey! I got something that will make you happy.
Wario: What's that?
Waluigi: (Holds out a bag of crystals) How much do you think we'll make selling this back in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Wario: (Laughs) Oh you're a new man Waluigi!
Waluigi: (Laughs) Yes I am!
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END OF EPISODE