Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Our nine teams set off through a science convention in Danville finding blue orbs. It was a short leg but the place got a surprise from the explosive kind when Dr Doofenshmirtz tangled with his rival Rodney and blew up the convention causing Doofenshmirtz and Agent P to get eliminated. (Standing inside a control room that's starting to spark and explode) We're still in this thing together despite a few technical difficulties. (An explosion occurs) Ack! I don't know why our technical equipment is malfunctioning but the show will go on! (Another explosion goes off) Yeargh! Keep watching this episode of…..THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! (An explosion occurs making the screen slowly turn to static) CARTOON…C-C-CRA-AFTS…..S-S-S-S-S-S-S
The screen turned to static then switch to a picture of the camera landing on Red's head knocking him out with Ashley, Peach, Daisy and Rosalina gasping with Edd, Squidward and Don on the other side looking concerned.
EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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Don ran into the main room of a purple bunker attached to a plane that was soaring through the skies. The entire electrical circuits of the technical equipment were malfunctioning. Everyone looked concerned.
Tycho: What's going on Don!?
Don: I don't know! Our equipment is acting up for some bazar reason! All of our circuits are fried due to a large amount of 5 day old gravy. Was anyone drinking gravy in here a few days ago?
Everyone except the three Eds were confused and shrugged. Edd and Eddy looked at Ed with angrily concerned faces while Ed was mouthing 'Ssh' to them.
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FLASHBACK: 5 DAYS AGO
Ed and G.I.R were sitting in the control room drinking loads of gravy while laughing.
Ed: Isn't gravy awesome! It's like drink the brown liquor of heaven!
G.I.R: Yeah! Brown deliciousness! Whee!
Ed and G.I.R accidently spilled gravy onto the controls.
Ed: Oops. Oh well. What's the worst that could happen?
END FLASHBACK
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The room started to spark and blow up.
Peach: Aah! What do we do!?
Don: Don't worry! (Pulls a lever making the doors on the floor open revealing the Tele-Vortex that was sparking slightly) We'll have to dive through the Tele-Vortex!
Ami: But isn't that still on the fritz!?
Don: It's either jump through that or die.
Yumi: Then let's jump.
Don: It'll lead you to the next location but I don't know exactly where you'll end up. Just jump! NOW!
Everyone jumped off the plane and into the Tele-Vortex. Sponge Bob and Patrick cheered as they fell while other like Heavy and Tycho stayed silent.
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: Jumping through that vortex was fun but a little scary. But Patrick and I are ready to switch to serious mode!
Patrick: Sponge Bob told me what happened last night about Tycho and Heavy. They're targeting us and the girls too!
Sponge Bob: We need to stop them pronto!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Everyone exited a portal that appeared under the sea. Everyone was calm now that they were away from the plane but when they looked down, they saw they were next to the top of a long road heading straight down into a deep unknown section. Our teams screamed as they fell down the road and landed on undersea sand.
Don: (Getting up and cracking his body back into place) God I hate those type of landings. Anyway, welcome to the next world.
Everyone looked around and saw a dark undersea town filled with spooky rocks and mist.
Sponge Bob: Oh no! Not this place!
Patrick: Oh no!
Yumi: You know this place?
Sponge Bob: All too well.
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[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: I see our undersea best friends have recognised the terrifying realms of Rock Bottom. A place where mystery doesn't even describe 1 percent of this place! It's time for our teams to venture into Rock Bottom!
[END DESCRIPTION]
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Don: Ok teams! Since we have some technical problems, we couldn't place the Don Boxes in time so well have to go straight to the Stay and Play Area Challenge!
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Peach: Another one? Where's the originality? The creativeness? What's wrong with this show?
Daisy: I think it's safe not to discuss the problems with this whole story. The levels of insanity have already gone through the roof.
Peach: Yeah, I guess I agree. I mean, all four walls have probably been broken since episode one!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Eddy: What's the challenge then?
Don: It's time for the painful yet extremely exciting 'Rock Bottom Ridonculous Relay Race!'
Confetti as blasted all over the floor and the final eight.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: A relay race? This is going be one of THOSE episode isn't it?
Ed: (Playing with the confetti) I like the pretty pieces of paper!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Here's how the relay works. (Brings up an electronic screen showing the locations of the relay) You'll complete an eight part race with a challenge in each section. Here's a description of each section!
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SECTION ONE – BOARDING THE BRIDGES
Task: Create a bridge out of square boards and walk across it to cross a large gap between two sides.
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SECTION TWO – THE PRESSURE IS ON
Task: Cross a field full of active mysterious geysers. Watch out when they erupt.
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SECTION THREE – WRECK ON DECK
Task: Walk across a suspended log while avoiding wrecking balls.
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SECTION FOUR – SHOCKING DETOUR
Task: Walk through a cavern full of electric eels.
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SECTION FIVE – STONES IN THE SWAMP
Task: Cross a green swamp using stepping stones on the water.
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SECTION SIX – SKULL STEP
Task: Hop across a cavern full of giant skulls.
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SECTION SEVEN – THE MYSTERY ROUND
Task: Walk through the super special mystery zone to reach the eighth and final section.
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SECTION EIGHT – THE CLIFFHANGER
Task: Climb up the steep road to the entrance to Rock Bottom where the chill zone is. Last team to arrive MAY be eliminated.
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Don: And those are the descriptions of the challenge. Got it?
[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: This is one dark place. I bet the sections a brutal.
G.I.R: We'll be brave and triumph like master would!
Rosalina: (Smiles) Yes we will.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: So we hear about the challenge and think it's going to be fun even if we're stuck in Rock Bottom again. Word of advice; NEVER try to get a bus down here!
Patrick: The only thing I'm interested in, besides watching out for Heavy and Tycho, is finding out what the mystery zone is.
Sponge Bob: I hope it's someplace super exciting!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Ok then! Teams get ready to race in three!...Two!...One!...
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Don: GO!
The final eight rushed off into the dark atmospheres of Rock Bottom.
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[STAGE ONE]
The eight teams stood at one side of a large canyon. Square boards were stacked beside them.
Daisy: That is one large canyon.
Peach: (Nailing a board to the canyon side) Quickly! We need to form the bridge.
Daisy: What's with the rushed attitude?
Peach: Look at the two kids.
Daisy looked and saw Ed and Eddy who have almost finished the bridge using Ed's head as a hammer as he smacked the nails into the boards.
Daisy: Oh. Right.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Ed's head. Always a good tool for any situation!
Ed: I am a might sledgehammer!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red were using normal tactics while G.I.R was using a hammer inside his head to nail the boards with Rosalina. That left Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami, Yumi, Heavy and Tycho. Ami and Yumi were nailing the boards but were flipped upside down.
Yumi: Hey! (Notices who did it) Sponge Bob! Patrick! What are you doing?
Sponge Bob: Just watch!
Loads or rocks were fired at Sponge Bob and Patrick who took the pain. Heavy and Tycho were the ones fired the rocks.
Ami: What are they doing?
Patrick: They want us gone so they can take out the others later.
Yumi: Keep blocking the shots. We'll finish the bridge.
The two teams got to work staying in the game.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: Okay. Now we know that those two firing the rocks are not to be trusted.
Ami: I hope they get eliminated today.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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CURRENT STATS
1st [Ed & Eddy]
2nd [Rosalina & G.I.R]
3rd [Peach & Daisy]
4th [Ashley & Red]
5th [Edd & Squidward]
6th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
7th [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
8th [Ami & Yumi]
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STAGE TWO
The teams faced a field of geysers that went on and off at a random set of speeds and patterns.
Squidward: This is one place where luck has to be on your side.
Edd: We need to think this one though. Only an idiot would rush through that.
Heavy: YEARGH!
Heavy and Tycho barged past Edd and Squidward knocking them over as the two ran through the geysers. Tycho was flown into the air due to his light weight but landed on Heavy's shoulders who rushed through the geysers getting covered in water but staying on the ground as the two reached the other side.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: Man I hate those two.
Edd: Tycho's alright at times but Heavy is despicable.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Tycho found a nearby pressure valve and broke it causing the geysers to burst out at full speed and power.
Heavy: See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!
The two ran off to the next section.
Squidward: They broke the geyser field!
Edd: But allowed everyone else to rush through with a clear path. We just have to go around the geysers now!
Squidward: Brilliant!
The two rushed around the geysers with other teams following them. Rosalina, Peach and Daisy stayed together with G.I.R on Daisy's shoulders. Ed ran while laughing with Eddy on his shoulders. The others managed to catch up too.
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
2nd [Edd & Squidward]
3rd [Peach & Daisy]
4th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
5th [Ed & Eddy]
6th [Ami & Yumi]
7th [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
8th [Ashley & Red]
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STAGE THREE
The teams were faced with a log going across two sides of Rock Bottom. Wrecking balls were swinging from side to side over the log making our teams nervous.
Edd: Those things look like they could hurt someone really badly.
Heavy: (Pushes Edd to one side) Move aside little man! (Hops onto the log) Let a true man show you how it's done!
Sponge Bob: (Hops onto Heavy's shoulders and jumps onto one o the wrecking balls) Not so fast big guy!
Heavy: What will you do little cheese man?
Sponge Bob: Geronimo!
Sponge Bob swung the wrecking ball that he was on right into Heavy knocking him off into the pit.
Tycho: Heavy! Oh, you're in for it now!
Patrick: (Bumps into Tycho sending him down the pit) Take that blue boy!
Squidward: Nice work you two. I'm surprised.
Sponge Bob: They won't stay down there for long so let's move forward!
The teams crossed the log while ducking away from the wrecking balls.
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: It felt so good to bring those down into that pit!
Patrick: So good!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy was punching through the confessional wall that had a picture of Sponge Bob and Patrick on it. Tycho was trying to overcome a massive headache he had.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
2nd [Edd & Squidward]
3rd [Ed & Eddy]
4th [Ashley & Red]
5th [Ami & Yumi]
6th [Peach & Daisy]
7th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
8th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
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STAGE FOUR
Rosalina, G.I.R, Peach, Daisy, Ed and Eddy were the first inside the cavern. They thought it seemed alright until electric eels popped out making their path a bit harder to navigate around.
Rosalina: This is slightly annoying to us.
Daisy: I now officially hate eels.
Peach: Maybe we could distract them so we could move forward and….
ZKZKZKKZKZKZKZKZKZKKZ!
The girls turned around and saw Eddy using electric eels on G.I.R shocking him and sending all of the other eels away from the cavern.
Eddy: There we go! (Drops G.I.R onto the floor as he's unconscious) Pardon me 'ladies!'
Eddy and Ed ran past the girls towards the exit but were stopped and were floating in the air by magic.
Rosalina: Sorry boys but your punishment calls for you!
Rosalina threw Eddy and Ed into a nearby pile of eels shocking them as the girls ran away with G.I.R in Rosalina's arms.
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: Wow. I've never seen Rosalina act like that before.
Peach: It's a new development for her.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: (Placing a blanket over the still unconscious G.I.R on her lap) I will NEVER let anyone who harms my friends get away with their heinous crimes!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sponge Bob and Patrick were outside the caverns seeing the eels swim away from it.
Sponge Bob: Alright! Let's head into the cavern!
Heavy and Tycho suddenly appeared behind the two sea creatures and knocked them out and entered the cavern afterwards.
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Rosalina& G.I.R]
2nd [Peach & Daisy]
3rd [Ami & Yumi]
4th [Ashley & Red]
5th [Edd & Squidward]
6th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
7th [Ed & Eddy]
8th [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
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STAGE FIVE
The teams were looking across a green swamp that was bubbling. Stepping stones were all over the swamp.
Ami: This is one gross place!
Yumi: Hey, it's not THAT bad! Look! They even have monsters down here!
A tentacle appeared from the water and broke one of the stepping stones.
Yumi: So cool!
Ashley: I like this place.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: I may have a love interest now, but that won't stop me from seeing all of the dark sights around the worlds and dimensions.
Red: And that's the Ashley I know and love as a friend!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Ashley and Red hopped across the stones without a care in the world while others such as Peach and Daisy and Edd and Squidward took their time while avoiding tentacles. Rosalina went from stone to stone while carrying a sleeping G.I.R who was still unconscious. They all got to the other side but saw that Ed and Eddy were already there looking wet.
Peach: How did you get here so quickly? And why are you so wet? (Gasps) Don't tell me you actually…..
Ed: Yep. Eddy and I rushed through the dark swamp of horror!
Eddy: We saw things no living person should ever see. But we're alive. And we survived in a proud and fearless manner.
[FLASHBACK: 10 MINUTES AGO]
A squid monster had Ed and Eddy in i's clutches…or tentacles. Whichever one it is. Both of them were trying to escape while screaming like little girls.
[END FLASHBACK]
Eddy: Yep. We were men out there.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Ok, so we screamed like girls but they don't need to know that. And they never will!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: They were screaming like little girls!?
Edd: Trust me. You don't know my associates like I do.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Ashley & Red]
2nd [Ed & Eddy]
3rd [Peach & Daisy]
4th [Edd & Squidward]
5th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
6th [Ami & Yumi]
7th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
8th [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
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STAGE SIX
Every team (Except Sponge Bob and Patrick) arrived outside a bottomless pit of giant skulls that acted as platforms to hop across.
Heavy: Hopping across platforms? Seems unoriginal. Whatever. Let's ride to victory!
Sponge Bob: Hold it fatso!
Heavy and Tycho turned around but were blasted away by a big burst of air as the two slammed into a wall and skeleton bones covered them in the format of a cage. Sponge Bob and Patrick appeared with Reef Blowers.
Patrick: Yeah! Got back at you!
Peach: Why are you against them?
Sponge Bob: Listen up! Those two are trying to sabotage each team one by one! Watch out for them! That is all! Let's hop Patrick!
Patrick: Hopping time! Away!
The two jumped from giant skull to giant skull climbing from last place to first place. The other teams (minus Heavy and Tycho) followed them.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Now those are my kind of associates!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: Now the pressure is on them!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: Those two are GOING TO PAY FOR THAT WHEN I SEE THEM!
Tycho: Things are going to get intense and insane!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
2nd [Ami & Yumi]
3rd [Ashley & Red]
4th [Peach & Daisy]
5th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
6th [Ed & Eddy]
7th [Edd 7 Squidward]
8th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
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STAGE SEVEN
Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami and Yumi were standing outside a mysterious door that was closed. The mystery zone was on the other side inside the door.
Ami: This is the mystery zone then.
Yumi: Wonder what it is?
Sponge Bob: I hope it's somewhere fun!
Patrick: Let's find out (Opens the door) Oh no!
Sponge Bob: Aah!
The door was opened to reveal a store full of perfume.
Ami: This is the mystery zone?
Yumi: Whatever! Let's go through it!
Sponge Bob: (Gulps) Let's do this Patrick!
Patrick: (Sighs) Right with you buddy!
The teams went through the perfume department. Sponge Bob and Patrick tried to jump and duck away from the perfume sample testing but were caught in a series of sprays. Ami ad Yumi just ran through the department looking confused. Rosalina was still carrying G.I.R who was asleep. Peach and Daisy smelt all the fragrances as they ran while Ashley blocked her nose while running. Eventually the teams got out through the other side. Sponge Bob and Patrick got out first but collapsed onto the floor coughing.
Sponge Bob: Oh man! I always hate that place!
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: We've had past tragic experiences with that perfume department.
Patrick: Don't…even talk about it.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: The scents of perfume
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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CURRENT RANKS
1st [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
2nd [Ami & Yumi]
3rd [Rosalina & G.I.R]
4th [Peach & Daisy]
5th [Ashley & Red]
6th [Edd & Squidward]
7th [Ed & Eddy]
8th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
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STAGE EIGHT
The teams looked up at the long, straight road leading up to the chill zone.
Peach: Do you three sea creatures know a way to get up there?
Sponge Bob: Usually the buses ride up and down here but you shouldn't try to get a bus here. I know how hard that task is. But we'll climb up and reach the chill zone and Heavy and Tycho will be eliminated!
Heavy: Not so fast cheese man!
Everyone turned around to see Heavy with Sasha ready to fire at them. Tycho was beside him.
Heavy: Step down and allow us to climb up and win or else you will face the wrath of Sasha and her bullet siblings!
Peach: A mini gun!? Seriously!?
Sponge Bob: You guys head up. We'll try to stop these two.
Tycho: Hey! This is all Heavy's idea. I'm just acting as an assistant.
Sponge Bob: Whatever.
Sponge Bob, Patrick and Heavy stood and were prepared to fight.
Ami: Stay safe Sponge Bob and Patrick!
Yumi: Time to climb then!
Ami and Yumi started to climb the wall. Edd, Squidward Ashley and Red were riding up the wall on Ashley's broomstick. Ed was climbing the wall with Eddy clinging onto his back.
Eddy: See you later prissy princesses!
Peach: Great! We have TWO teams trying to eliminate us.
G.I.R: (Slowly wakes up) Ugh. Oh! Hi pretty ladies! Where are we?
Rosalina: G.I.R! You're awake!
Daisy: Don't you remember Eddy shocking you with those eels?
Peach: They must have shorted out your circuits.
G.I.R: Ah! G.I.R remembers! (Gets angry red eyes) We need to stop them! (Stands upside down on the floor) Hop onto G.I.R's legs.
The princesses held onto G.I.R's legs as G.I.R made a blast of fire go out of his head sending them up the cliff and knocking Ed and Eddy back to the bottom of the road. Sponge Bob and Patrick were arguing with Heavy.
Sponge Bob: Throw the gun away and step aside you brute!
Heavy: You don't scare me little man!
Patrick: Don't insult my buddy!
Heavy: Shut up tubby!
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob]
Sponge Bob: Oh he shouldn't have said that!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Patrick: (Getting furious) Grrrrrrrrrrrr! NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!
Patrick punched Sasha out of Heavy's hands as it flew across the land and ended up getting eaten by a monster.
Heavy: SASHA! NO! (Gets furious at Patrick) NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
The two began to clash fists and arms in a brutal display of action.
Sponge Bob: Hang on buddy!
Sponge Bob joined in the fight as the three tussled around the floor. Tycho looked at the scene then started walking up the hill.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Tycho]
Tycho: Heavy has to deal with his own problems. As for me, I'm just enjoying my stay here. This whole antagonist thing is his thing. My role is as an assistant. And don't ask how I 'walked' up the road. We don't really need to discuss the plot holes in this whole story.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
G.I.R landed on the chill zone with the princesses. They got off his legs as G.I.R stood up.
Peach: Nice job little guy!
G.I.R: (Getting hugged by the three princesses) Ehehehehehehehe!
Don: Well you two take the first two places!
Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red landed on the chill zone as they got off of Ashley's broom.
Don: 3rd and 4th for you two.
Ami and Yumi arrived at the chill zone looking tired as they collapsed onto the chill zone.
Yumi: I hate that cliff!
Don: 5th place rock stars!
Ed and Eddy managed to claw their way onto the chill zone.
Eddy: (Falls face first onto the chill zone) I hate you princesses.
Ed: I don't but Eddy's the leader.
Peach: We understand.
Don: Okay. 6th place for the two Eds. That leaves two teams. Where are they?
BOOM!
An explosion occurred down below in Rock Bottom as the two teams were sent high into the air. Heavy, Sponge Bob and Patrick landed besides the chill zone. Everyone looked shocked as they looked battered and bruised. Tycho walked onto the scene and stepped onto the chill zone. Heavy noticed this and rolled onto the chill zone.
Heavy: Yes! 7th place for Heavy! (Gets up and dusts himself off) Slightly sorry to see you go but you made a good rival team! See you!
Heavy walked off as the others were still shocked.
Don: Wow. Tough ending! But unfortunately, the two undersea best friends are last and they are out of the race.
Ami & Yumi: NO!
Squidward: Even I feel bad for them.
Sponge Bob: (Gets up with Patrick) Eh, it was fun even it was painful. Just watch out for Heavy . He's insane!
Tycho: Sorry to see you two go. I can't stop him from achieving his goals. But it was fun competing against you.
Sponge Bob: Thanks pal!
Patrick: Yeah. Thanks!
The three fist bump together then Tycho left. The others, including Don, got together and hugged Sponge Bob and Patrick.
Peach: We'll miss you so much!
Edd: It was nice to meet you two!
Yumi: You were great friends.
Eddy: I have to admit, I will miss you.
Sponge Bob: Thanks guys. Do you all want to say my motto with me?
Squidward: Sure. Why not. It's a rare occasion.
Sponge Bob: Alright then… in three!
Patrick: Two!
Sponge Bob: One!
Everyone: I'M READY!
Sponge Bob: TO SAY GOODBYE!
Patrick: That's how it's done here!
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[ELIMINATION RECAP: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Scenes involving Sponge Bob and Patrick rolled by.
Sponge Bob: That race was more fun than triple overtime at the Krusty Krab and Jellyfishing for three days straight combined!
Patrick: Yes it was. We made friends and proved to be fierce competitors!
Sponge Bob: I just hope the others get rid of Heavy. He's even worse than Plankton and Mr Krabs combined.
Patrick: I know what you mean buddy. I know what you mean.
The two were seen driving the Patty Wagon through Bikini Bottom.
Sponge Bob: Let's head back to my place to watch some good old fashioned Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movies.
Patrick: Alright! Just two best friends…
Sponge Bob: Together in a pineapple under the sea!
Patrick: I love our lives!
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END OF EPISODE