Tycho: Huh? …What!? I get to do the intro today? Sweet! Ahem! Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! We got into the zone! Or into a lot of zones to be precise as our teams raced from zone to zone in the Sonic the Hedgehog world! The princesses, the rock stars and G.I.R were battling against Heavy while the others went on a Chaos Emerald hunt! In the end, Ami and Yumi fought against Heavy to try and stop him but were sent packing by Edd and his group of friends. We're down to the final six and it's time to step up the game in a special way on this episode of…..THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!

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Don: Thanks for the intro Tycho.
Tycho: It was great to say an intro out there.
Don: Anyway (Turns to the final six) Get ready for your next leg of the race!
Daisy: Where are we going this time?
G.I.R: I hope it's someplace magical!
Ed: Me too!
Eddy: Stay silent for now Ed!
Heavy: Just get on with it.
Don: Alright then. Tycho! Activate the projection extraction monitor!
Everyone: (Minus Tycho and Don) The WHAT!?

Tycho activated a rounded rectangular device that zapped our final six with a mysterious light sending them away.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: The final six. I knew we'd make it here! But things are tense between everyone! We have Heavy going out against everyone and the princesses and that robot don't particularly like me. That;s why I've decided to strike at them when the time is right!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: (Shivers) Ugh. I hate teleporting. It feels so weird.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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The final six teams ended up inside a big blue and purple room that looked like the inside of a computer.

Ashley: So futuristic. It's weird.
Edd: It's like a computer simulation. I like it.

[NOTE: Tycho's and Don's voices are electronic due to them speaking through the device]

Tycho: Welcome to the Console Matrix!
Eddy: The what?

[PLACE DESCRIPTION]

Don: Behold all of the twists and turns inside the Console Matrix. A world full of various fun and games but the worlds are so big and you'll feel so small. Watch out for the obstacles as you race from each section of our designed worlds. Eight worlds, one race. Once teams finish the eighth zone, they can exit this world and enter the safe room where the chill zone is. Last team to arrive, COULD be headed home.

[END DESCRIPTION]

A portal appeared with the worlds 'WORLD ONE' on it.

Squidward: Quick! Through the door!

The teams rushed through the door.

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WORLD ONE

Everyone saw a world full of giant tennis courts with tennis ball serving machines firing tennis balls everywhere.

Squidward: Tennis.
Peach: Ooh! I love tennis!
Edd: Oh I hate tennis!
Heavy: Just move out of the way and let Heavy win!

Heavy barged by everyone into first place.

Edd: We should follow him.
Ashley: Right behind you.
Red: After him!

Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red followed after Heavy leaving the other three teams alone.

Eddy: Come on Ed! Let's go!
Peach: (Pushes Ed and Eddy back) Ladies first boys!

The princesses and G.I.R head off in another direction to the others with Ed and Eddy following them.

[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: It appears we've been split into the different rivalries. It will be an interesting battle.
G.I.R: Yay! Battle time!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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Heavy stopped in his tracks when he was face to face with a series of spinning tennis rackets spinning in a circle over a deep pit of water.

Heavy: God I hate this show. But I WILL get that million!

Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red quietly walk up behind Heavy who doesn't notice them. Ashley and Red kicked Heavy into the water.

Ashley: Nice to see you cooling down for once!
Squidward: Wow, that pun was bad.
Ashley: I'm a 'bad' witch. Now onwards!

The four jump across each tennis racket progressing onto the next stage. Heavy growled as he got out of the water and followed them.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: (Cracking his knuckles) Getting ready in case these bad boys have to come out.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Okay, I have to admit. That was SO great to do!
Red: We got him by surprise.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and G.I.R were watching tennis balls fly everywhere from serving machines through a court they had to travel through in order to progress.

G.I.R: So many flying colours!
Rosalina: If we time it right, we can dodge them with no problems at all!
Peach: Sweet! It's nice for a normal challenge.
Eddy: That's never happening in this show dear!

The girls and G.I.R turned around to see Eddy making Ed swallow a load of tennis balls. Eddy got on top of Ed's shoulders and prepared to attack.

Eddy: Get ready for a quick jog around the court. Time for our ace serving! Fire at will Ed!
Ed: They're not called Will Eddy but ok!

Ed fired tennis balls from his mouth at a rapid speed like a serving machine. The others were running away from them as they continued to fire and Eddy was laughing.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: What? They were asking for it. Stupid princesses. I got them to see how tough the real world is.
Ed: And I was a human canon!
Eddy: Yes you were Ed! Yes you were.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE TWO

The team were facing a giant long clean road where giant skittles were scattered all over the floor.

Red: Sweet! Bowling! I love bowling!
Edd: (Looks scared) Yeah! But this could be one painful strike…against us!

The gang saw giant bowling balls rolling towards them. One of them rolled over Squidward causing him to scream like a girl.

Squidward: Great. Now I get to feel both forms of pain. Physical and emotional pain from all of these bad puns.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: I have Sponge Bob and Patrick as neighbours. Puns are like painful insect bites to me. They hurt!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

The four friends were dodging each giant bowling ball. Edd, Ashley and Red had to carry Squidward who was still recovering from his earlier pain. Heavy was nearby and smashed each giant bowling ball into pieces.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: Nothing stops Heavy Weapons Guy!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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Ed and Eddy were rolling through this section on a giant bowing pin.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: We saw that giant bowling pin and Ed got one of his crazy ideas. You can figure out the rest.
Ed: Rolling like a washing machine.
Eddy: Going round and round.
Both: It was fun!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

The Ed felt a big gust of wind as the princesses flew by on G.I.R who was laughing while he was flying on rocket boots.

Daisy: See you later boys!

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Ok, we need to stop them. And I know who to target!
Ed: Which team will you target then?
Eddy: Patience my dear hard-headed friend. All will be revealed in due time.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE THREE

Edd, Ashley, Red and Squidward were looking at a world full of numbers, letters of J, Q, K and A and cards were everywhere.

Squidward: Wow. I've never fancied card games but this place makes me goose bumps.
Edd: It's not that bad. (Points to a large gap nearby separating two) We just need to cross that gap.
Ashley: Here! Maybe this will help!

Ashley used her magic to create a pile of cards next to the gang.

Ashley: We can create something out of cards to help us cross the gap.

Heavy barged past everyone and created a bridge out of the cards and crossed it onto the other side. The others looked annoyed as they followed him.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: I have experience with cards. I play at the Inventory. It's a secret place but Heavy is a poker playing pro!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: That guy used my creations for himself! Only I can do that!
Red: Calm down. Remembered what happened afterwards?
Ashley: (Smiles) Yeah. That was great!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Heavy stopped when he looked up and saw that the others made a giant, tall tower out of cards. Ashley took on card away from the tower and caused it to fall and collapse over Heavy burying him in the cards.

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Ed and Eddy were hiding behind a wall of cards as they observed the princesses and G.I.R walk slowly while admiring the scene.

Eddy: Alright! Time for those princesses to face my suit!
Ed: I'm ready too Eddy! (Holds up a dry cleaned green suit) See?
Eddy: Not that kind of suit lumpy! I mean my special suit!
Ed: What's that?
Eddy: This (Holds out a popgun) My 'Scheme Undergoes Interfering Teams!'

Eddy fired the popgun that hit a really big chandelier made out of cards and caused it to fall on top of the others. The two Eds ran off with Eddy laughing.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Ed: So was that the payback?
Eddy: Just the beginning. I'm waiting for the big moment!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Wow. I'm shocked.
Squidward: That they succeeded at getting back at the other teams?
Edd: No. I'm shocked that Eddy knew how to create an acronym.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE FOUR

Edd, Ashley, Red and Squidward were seeing a bright world full of tents with carnival games.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: So many bright colours. It makes me feel sick inside.
Squidward: (Pops into the confessional) I know how you feel sister.
Red: Woah! (Falls over) Where did you come from!?
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Heavy: (Barging past them) Out of the way! Heavy stops for nothing!
Ashley: How did he get out so quickly?
Squidward: Don't worry! Watch this!

Squidward shot some ink onto the floor in front of Heavy who slipped on it and landed through a target in one of the tents and got stuck.

Red: Sweet!
Squidward: Let's move on!
Edd: Wait! (Smirks) Let's have some fun while we're here!

Edd grabbed a pile of stones and handed each of his friends some stones.

Edd: How about a break mini game called Hit the hobo looking Heavy!'
Ashley: (Smirks) We're in!
Edd: And no game is complete without (Throws a stone at a nearby Radio making it play music) music!

The gang threw stones hitting Heavy in the back and his bottom making him angrier while they were laughing until Heavy broke free and let out a loud roar of anger.

Squidward: Ok fun time is over. Run!

The gang ran away with Heavy chasing after them.

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STAGE FIVE

Every team was looking at a giant board with a big green bag on it. The board was divided into little squares.

Peach: I can't see where the next world is.
Edd: I still don't get how technology like this exists? I mean who needs a bag that big?
Ashley: What's inside it anyway?

Red, Ed and G.I.R jumped into the bag causing it to tip over and spill out a load of flat tiles with letters.

Peach: Oh! I get it now. We're on a giant scrabble board.
Daisy: But how do we get out of here?
Ed: I Don't know but I love these letters! (Places some tiles to form the word 'buttered toast') ta da!
Eddy: Great. You can spell Ed. But that's not going to help us.

A pile of buttered toasts appeared from nowhere making Ed yell with joy.

Ed: Yay! (Eats some of the buttered toasts) Snack time!
Eddy: Ed! You actually thought of something helpful!
Edd: It appears when you form words with the tiles, they appear as real objects.
Daisy: Sweet! Can I try!?

Daisy formed the letters A,N,V,I,L together and a large anvil appeared above Heavy and it fell on top of his head knocking him onto the ground.

[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: Okay. That was lucky but so sweet and satisfying!
Peach: (Giggles) Agreed.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Squidward: Here! Allow me!

Squidward put a D, two O's and a R together to create a door leading to the next world. Squidward opened it and entered the next world with Ed, Ashley and Red following him followed by the others. Heavy went through the door last but was growling and groaning.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: Okay. I need to get rid of someone! NOW!
Eddy: (Pops into the confessional) If that's what you want then I think we can sort something out. We can get rid of a thorn in both of our sides.
Heavy: …..I'm listening.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE SIX

The teams were now looking at a giant chess board that they were on. Different chess pieces were moving around and slamming onto the board.

[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: This is probably the only game of chess where you can actually die.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

The teams were running around the board trying to avoid being squished by the chess pieces. Peach and Daisy were running but were pushed down by Heavy.

Heavy: That's for earlier! Look out!

Heavy ran off as the girls looked up and saw a giant pawn piece about to land on them. They hugged together while screaming and closed their eyes but didn't feel any pain. They looked up and saw Rosalina moving the pawn away.

Rosalina: I'm here for you girls! Let's keep moving.

[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: I HAD to save them! We're close friends.
G.I.R: No one hurts our friends!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Peach: Woah. That was too close!
Daisy: Uh huh.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE SEVEN

The teams were running along a line of famous locations on a Monopoly board. Heavy was nowhere to be seen as the others were running up to the 'Go To Jail' zone.

Eddy: Ready Ed.
Ed: Roger. Three.
Eddy: Two.
Ed: One.
Both: Go!

The two jumped over the square and landed on the next square after that.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: We've played Monopoly before and knowing this show, we were prepared for the truth. If you land on that square, you'll be sent to jail.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Ashley and Red hovered over the Go To Jail square. Edd and Squidward shuffled around it without touching the square. Rosalina and G.I.R were next to hover over the square. That left Peach and Daisy but Ed and Eddy stopped them before they jumped.

Eddy: Halt!
Peach: What is it NOW?
Eddy: Just sorting some problems out. Now Heavy!
Daisy: What!?

Heavy appeared behind the two princesses and pushed the onto the Go To Jail square. Policemen came out of nowhere and took the princesses to jail.

Peach: You traitorous freaks!
Daisy: We'll get you for this!
Eddy: Bye! Let's roll! Don't tell anyone about this Heavy.
Heavy: I promise.

The three boys ran off to the next world.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Working with Heavy is insane but at least we stopped those two prissy princesses.
Ed: I feel calmer now.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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STAGE EIGHT

The seven teams in this world were on a snooker table with gigantic multi-coloured balls.

Squidward: I feel like a piece of chalk in one of those professional matches.
Heavy: These snooker balls won't stop Heavy. What could they possibly do?

A giant cue appeared and was about to hit the white ball to hit a triangle of multi-coloured balls.

Red: he just HAD to say that didn't he?

WHACK!

The balls were sent everywhere as our teams were running about trying to find the exit to the chill zone.

Eddy: Where's the dang exit!?
Don: (Speaking in an electronic speaker) Oh, the holes that the balls go into act as portals out of here.
Squidward: You heard the host. Away we go!

The gang hopped down the holes and bright lights flashed as the teams were sent away.

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The teams landed onto a hard floor. They looked up and saw the chill zone at the end of a long hall. The teams began to run to the chill zone. Rosalina and G.I.R reached first followed by Heavy, Edd and Squidward and Ashley and Red. Ed and Eddy were about to reach the chill zone but were stopped by a HONK sound. They turned around and saw Peach and Daisy in a working race car from Monopoly.

Daisy: Don't move! Let us take the last place or you'll get run over!
Eddy: What? Where did you come from?
Peach: We're royalty. Paying the bail fee was no problem at all. Now step down or prepare to taste wheel dirt.
Eddy: Ha! Try it missy!
Peach: Alright! Kicking it into high gear!

The two princesses zoomed of towards Ed and Eddy who looked brave as they stood still. Everyone looked tense as they saw the scene. The car got closer and closer until….

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Ed and Eddy stepped aside onto the chill zone causing the princesses to zoom past the chill zone and crash through a wall.

Don: Wow. Tough crash.

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Don appeared besides Peach and Daisy wo got out of the car looking dizzy.

Don: Sorry to see you two crash like that. And it makes it even worse to say you're out of the race. (Walks away) Have a nice royal life.
Rosalina: (Walks up with G.I.R) Are you two okay?
Daisy: We're fine but we're out. Can you do us a favour?
Rosalina: What is it?

Daisy whispered something into Rosalina's ear and she gasped after hearing what Daisy said to her.

Rosalina: Right. It shall be done.
Peach: Great. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pass out now.

Peach passed out on the floor due to tiredness and pain from the crash earlier.

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[ELIMINATION RECAP: Peach & Daisy]

Scenes involving Peach and Daisy rolled by.

Peach: Man, I am glad to be done with this show. The levels of insanity were getting to my head.
Daisy: But it was a great adventure for us outside of the royal world. And we got be buddies with that cute little G.I.R!
Peach: Yeah. We did great out there!
Daisy: Just two princesses becoming brave warriors!
Both: Yeah!

The two were driving away from the scene in their Monopoly in a newly repaired race car.

Daisy: Let's go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. I want to see Luigi's reaction when he hears all about our adventure.
Peach: Same here with Mario.

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END OF EPISODE