Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! It was game on for our finals ix as they went through a series of worlds based around various fun and games! The teams were once again divided into rivalries as Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red were fighting against Heavy while the princesses and G.I.R were battling Ed and Eddy. In the end though, Ed and Eddy formed a temporary team up and sent Peach and Daisy crashing into the Monopoly jail causing them to fall behind and end up getting eliminated. We're down to the final five! Who will come out on top and who will fall? Find out with this epic instalment of….THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!

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The final five were chilling out in a nearby lounge that hade light blue walls, dark blue lounge chairs and a big TV screen. Ed, Red and G.I.R were watching a movie. Ashley and Rosalina were drinking some dark tea. Eddy was doing yo-yo tricks. Edd and Squidward were reading magazines and Heavy was on his own looking away from everyone else.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: So the final five. It's a major accomplishment for us.
Squidward: We're just two guys who seem weak and useless but we've reached further than super-secret agents, ruthless business rivals and royal princesses! We're just trying to keep our hope with us.
Edd: Will we win this thing? We don't know but we're going to try our best!
Squidward: Let's do this thing!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Of course getting to the final five is a big deal. It shows that you're one of the best teams out there. But I'm a little annoyed that large thick headed Heavy guy is still in this game.
Red: He's a meanie that needs to go down!
Ashley: Let's just hop his downfall comes soon.
[SWITCHC ONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Final five baby! I can already smell and taste that sweet million!
Ed: Yeah! And since we're buddies with Double D, we have twice the amount of luck than the other three teams.
Eddy: Seriously. We're going to be fine. I mean, we already made Heavy think we're nice with that team up and Rosalina looks as threatening as a lamb. The only REAL competition for us is that witch girl and her devil friend.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
G.I.R: Final five! Final five! Final five! Final five! Final five!
Rosalina: (Smiles) he's been saying that non-stop for about 20 minutes but it doesn't bother me. (Gets serious) But the one thing that DOES bother me is Ed and Eddy. Peach and Daisy told me what happened last time. They made a deal with HEAVY of all people. Now it is my duty to make sure they don't make it further.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: Heavy knew he'd make it this far. Nothing can stop Heavy Weapons Guy. I will take these weakling teams down one by one!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

The teams were now seen at loading bay zone inside the safe room. Don was there next to a lever.

Don: Final five! We're nearing the end of the race. And it's a non-stop race around these crazy locations! It's all about the eliminations as there will be NO MORE non-elimination rounds.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Okay. Things are getting harder.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Don: So get ready for this leg of the race! (Grabs the lever) Ready?
Edd: Wait! Where are we going?
Don: Tycho will tell you when you arrive down below. (Pulls the lever making a trap door open under our contestants) Go!

The final five fell through the trap door and fell through the skies until they landed in the sea. They got out onto dry land and shivered as they saw an island filled with different Piantas and other creatures.

Tycho: (Over an intercom) Welcome to the lovely Isle Delfino!

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[PLACE DESCRIPTION]

Don: Come and take a vacation at Isle Delfino. Full of parks, beaches and even a hot volcano. The teams are going all over the island in this challenge!

[END CONFESSIONAL]

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Tycho: And here is toady's challenge! Around each location on the island, there are boxes containing special glass containers with the teams' faces on it. All you have to do is collect he containers with YOUR faces on it and once you've done that, you can reach the chill zone at the edge of the island. Now…..GET COLLECTING!

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[BIANCO HILLS]

The final five were looking around Bianco Hills looking for the containers. Ed and Eddy reached a nearby edge and saw their container behind some weird plant creature.

Eddy: Okay. Don't wake this thing up.
Ed: (Quietly) Okay Eddy.

A nearby blue blast hit the plant creature causing it to wake up and roar at the two Eds who looked scared.

Eddy: Ed!
Ed: It wasn't me! Run!

The two ran away but not before Eddy used his yo-yo to grab their container. The plant creature (It's called Petey Piranha if you didn't know that) chased them away while screaming. Rosalina and G.I.R watched the scene and were smiling.

[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: That should keep them busy for a while.
G.I.R: Hehe. Go team us!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red were staring at the slow moving windmill. The other three containers were on top of the windmill.

Ashley: Allow me to get us up there.

Ashley levitated the four of them onto the top of the windmill. They grabbed their containers.

Edd: Hmm. This is too easy.
Squidward: Yeah. Where's the painful obstacle?
Heavy: Right here!

The four friends looked down to see Heavy stopping the propellers on the windmill from moving.

Heavy: Goodbye!

Heavy spun the propellers around at a fast speed making the windmill break off and fly away at lightning speed with our friends hanging on for dear life. Heavy's container dropped off of the windmill and was caught by Heavy himself.

Heavy: One down, seven to go.

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[RICCO HARBOUR]

Ricco Harbour was a busy place. Lots of things were being moved. Ed and Eddy were seen with two containers now and were still running away from Petey Piranha. They got near a fruit pumping machine.

Eddy: Alright Ed! Split up now!

The two Eds went into opposite directions making Petey hit the wall and fall over with his head over the pump and his mouth wide open.

Ed: Pump it away!

Ed pulled a lever releasing fruit juice into Petey Piranha's mouth causing him to get full and not get up.

Eddy: Phew. Glad that's over. Come on! We need to find the next location.

The two Eds ran off with Rosalina and G.I.R following them with their second container. Heavy was looking up at a circular platform. He was about to go up towards it when….

SLAM!

The broken windmill fell on top of Heavy crushing him. Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red got off of it.

Red: Did anyone hear a cracking sound?
Edd: Nope. Let's head up to that platform.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Ok yes we knew that we landed on Heavy.
Squidward: But that was sweet payback. But he'll be alright.
Edd: Otherwise we can't finish the story.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

The four friends got to the top of the circular platform where they saw a giant squid looking creature.

Ashley: Looks like some kind of Blooper.
Red: A Glooper Blooper?

The Glooper Blooper started to attack with its tentacles. Our four friends moved out of the way.

Squidward: Don't worry guys. I speak squid!

Squidward walked up to the Glooper Blooper and spoke to it in an unknown language. The other three watched in awe until the Glooper Blooper smacked Squidward with one of his tentacles. Squidward got annoyed and grabbed its mouth and threw it into the sea. The others were stunned.

Squidward: (Picking up the other containers) What? I said I spoke squid. That's the squid sign that says 'Don't bother me again.'

[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Okay. So I learnt that you shouldn't pick a fight with a squid.
Red: I don't know if that's an official lesson to learn.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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[GELATO BEACH]

The sun shone brightly on Gelato Beach as our teams were searching in the sand for the containers.

Eddy: I can smell the precious containers nearby.
Edd: I'm seriously considering analysing your abilities after this race Eddy.
Ed: (Notices a strange thing sticking out of the sand) Hey. Look at this thing! Maybe it will lead us to the containers! (Tugs on the strange thing) Just a little more strength.
Squidward: Uh, I don't think you should…..

Ed pulled out the strange thing but caused a giant sand pyramid to rise up quickly sending Ed, Eddy, Edd, Squidward, Ashley and Red into the air and they landed in the sand with their legs sticking out.

Ashley: (Her voice is muffled by the sand but it is the same sarcastic tone) Great work Ed.

[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Just stick to digging through holes from now on.
Ed: (Saddened) Okay Eddy. But seriously! How can sand hurt anyone?
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: (Pouring sand out of his clothes and hat but not taking them off) So much sand! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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Heavy was on the mirrors knocking Cataquacks off at lightning speed. He was trying to get across all of the mirrors to find his container.

Heavy: Man, these creatures are freaky. But no problem for Heavy!
Rosalina: How dare you attack those poor defenceless creatures!

Heavy turned around and saw an angry Rosalina with a red eyed G.I.R next to her.

Heavy: Go away lady. This is a race for men!
G.I.R: Don't talk to miss Rosie like that!
Heavy: And what can you two do about it? Heavy is an unstoppable force.

Rosalina cracked her knuckles and the cameras went off-screen as blue blasts of magic went off along with punching sounds. After it died down, the cameras went back onscreen as Rosalina walked away with her container and G.I.R on her shoulders. The two were smiling.

[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & G.I.R]
Rosalina: He deserved it. And I needed to get some anger out of my system.
G.I.R: We beat the big guy! YAY!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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[PINNA PARK]

The final five were seen around the park going on various rides trying to collect their containers. Edd and Squidward were hanging onto the pirate ships that were moving around and around. They fell off into the water after it made 20 consecutive spins and the container fell on top of Squidward's head with a CLANG sound.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: (Rubbing his head) This is why I don't go outside to funfairs and carnivals.
Edd: And why do we always end up getting hurt on rides? How could we survive 20 consecutive spins when we're as weak as sticks!?
Squidward: Don't question the logic of this show.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

G.I.R was seen riding the merry go rounds while screaming with joy as Rosalina sipped some tea while watching the scene. Ed and Eddy were with Heavy on the fast paced moving rollercoaster.

Ed: (Picks up two containers) Got these two containers Eddy!
Heavy: (Snatches his container from Ed's hands) Thanks hard headed man! Now Heavy is closer to winning!
Eddy: Why are you so angry anyway?
Heavy: Shut up little man! This competition is for the adults to win.
Eddy: There's no need to be a jerk about it. We made a deal last episode remember?
Heavy: That was one time thing. Besides! Heavy goes alone from here. Now go back to your little Cul-De-Sac weaklings!
Ed: No one calls my friends weaklings!

Ed and Heavy began to clash fists together while riding the rollercoaster. Eddy stayed back until he noticed the path the rollercoaster was going on.

Eddy: Ed! Time to jump and leave this joint!
Ed: What? (Notices what Eddy is talking about) Oh! Ok Eddy!

The two Eds jumped off of the rollercoaster and landed on the ground.

Heavy: Ha! Heavy always wins! Now Heavy will…..

The rollercoaster zoomed off a broken edge and crashed into the seas with Heavy on it.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: Heavy MIGHT need to watch what he says after all.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

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[SIRENNA BEACH, NOKI BAY & PIANTA VILLAGE]

And now, cliché racing montage with extra pain included time!

[BEGIN MONTAGE – SIRENNA BEACH]

The gang were inside the hotel at Sirenna Beach at the underground slots. Heavy pulled a lever trying to get three pictures of his container but three pictures of a boxing glove showed up causing a large boxing glove to pop out of the slots and knock Heavy into a nearby wall.

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Ed and Eddy were running around the hotel being chased by Boo ghosts. They all went off-screen but the Boos went back onscreen the other way as Ed was now chasing them with a white blanket over his head making him look like a fake ghost. Some of the Boos cornered Ashley and Red. Red looked scared while Ashley stared at the Boos with a cold stare. The Boos looked sheepish as they began to run away.

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Edd and Squidward were searching through vases in the hotel. Things seemed normal until a SNAP was heard. Edd flinched as he took his hand out of a vase and it was revealed that Edd touched a mousetrap that snapped onto his finger.

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[NOKI BAY]

Eddy was seen getting a tan on the beach while Ed was digging a hole in the sand searching for a container that Eddy sensed. Unfortunately, the sand piled up on top of Eddy as Ed finished digging the hole and found one of their containers. Eddy groaned through the pile of sand.

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Heavy was underwater searching for his container when he came face to face with a giant eel that lived under the sea. He just punched it away making it spit out Heavy's container.

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Red was trying to unplug a cork stuck in the wall while Ashley, Rosalina and G.I.R were observing him. He managed to unplug it but it released a burst of water sending all four members into the water an two containers fell out of the burst of water and landed on Ashley's and G.I.R's heads. Ashley groaned while G.I.R didn't feel any pain.

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[PIANTA VILLAGE]

Ed and G.I.R were riding a red angry chain chomp while Eddy was grabbing onto the chain at the end of the chain chomp. Rosalina was chasing after them with Ashley and Red in tow. Edd and Squidward were climbing the bars down below running away from creatures on the bars. Heavy was holding onto a tree high in the air trying to snatch a container. He lunged out to get it and caught it but took his grip off of the tree and fell to the ground with a THUD.

[END MONTAGE]

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[CORONA MOUNTAIN]

The teams were now inside Corona Mountain. They noticed that the last set of containers were just sitting on a table. The teams grabbed them but they were sceptical about the situation.

Squidward: Okay this is too easy. Where's the challenge in this section?
Tycho: (Over an intercom) Well this is where the last part comes in. See those boats over there in the lava.

The final five looked to their right and saw wooden boats in the lava.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: Wooden boats inside a sea of lava. Still not questioning the logic of this show.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Tycho: Ride those boats out of Corona Mountain and reach the chill zone at the edge of the dock at Isle Delfino. You know the rest from there. Bye for now!

Red: Let's hop into those boats and sail down to victory.

The final five got into their boats but they were going at a slow speed.

Eddy: Well this is boring. Ed! Crank up the speed!
Ed: Okay Eddy!

Ed pulled out a special can of soda and drank all of it. He then threw the can into the lava and burped causing the two to speed off.

Eddy: Oh yeah! Eds for the win!
Rosalina: Not if I have anything to say about it!

Rosalina and G.I.R appeared on the same boat as Ed and Eddy.

Eddy: Hey! No hitchhikers!
Rosalina: This one's for my princess associates! G.I.R! The star bits please!

G.I.R opened up his head and Rosalina took out some star bits and shoved them into Ed's mouth causing to have a sugar rush and sent both teams speeding through Corona Mountain and straight off of Isle Delfino but Rosalina and G.I.R magically disappeared from the scene.

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Edd, Squidward and Heavy were engaged in a boat bumping battle. Heavy wanted to try and get them eliminated.

Heavy: Get out of Heavy's way! You need to go home now!
Edd: Man this guy is insane.
Squidward: Just keep the boat steady. (He is seen squirting ink to push them forward) This ink supply requires balance to keep going.
Heavy: Give it up! You don't have the power to win this thing!
Ashley: But they have the friends to stay in this thing!

Ashley and Red zoomed towards them on their boat. Red hoped onto Edd and Squidward's boat and Ashley jumped and kicked Heavy in the face as the group flew out of Corona Mountain and landed on the dock of Isle Delfino. Heavy landed on his stomach and was out cold for a moment while Ashley and Red landed on the chill zone first followed by Edd and Squidward.

Don: (At the chill zone) Ashley and Red take first place! Edd and Squidward come in second!

[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: We HAD to help those two out. They suffered the same things we have. Edd and I got into relationships with our special friends and we both despise Heavy. Hopefully we can take him out next episode.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Heavy rolled onto the chill zone slowly.

Don: Third place big guy. I'll let you get up yourself.

[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy]
Heavy: (Still dizzy from Ashley's attack) Heavy….will be…..alright. those two…are going…to….get it….soon. I….fall asleep now….time to be…with…..dream Sasha. (Falls onto the floor) Sleep for Heavy now.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Rosalina appeared above the skies with G.I.R in her arms. They both floated down onto the chill zone.

Don: And you two take fourth!
Rosalina: Yes! (Hugs G.I.R) Mission accomplished!
G.I.R: At last!

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CRASH!

Ed and Eddy crashed onto a nearby remote island. Don and Tycho appeared in a helicopter above the island.

Don: Ed and Eddy! You two have played an incredible game and have been one of the best teams for this first season! But I'm sorry to say that this is the end of the race for you two. You are eliminated.

The helicopter goes off into the sunset as our two Eds groan as they get up.

Eddy: Well that sucked.
Ed: I liked that race! Want to get some smoothies from the bar back on that island?
Eddy: Sure thing pal! I guess we rocked throughout that race!

The two connected together with a fist bump.

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[ELIMINATION RECAP: Ed & Eddy]

Eddy: Without a doubt, one of the most exciting adventures we've had in our lives!
Ed: And we aren't injured in any way.
Eddy: With my ruthless skill and Ed's hard headed power, we make a great team!
Ed: And we wouldn't have it any other way!

The two were sitting at a smoothie bar on the island drinking some smoothies.

Eddy: It's actually nice to relax for once.
Ed: Yeah! Just us two at the smoothie bar!

Petey Piranha slammed onto the ground and roared at the two Eds.

Eddy: Why does life hate us so?
Ed: Run!

The two Eds ran away from the scene with Petey Piranha chasing them.

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