Disclaimer: I don't own Randy Cunningham
A few minutes earlier, Theresa's POV
Randy when with Howard to listen to one of his stories or something. I felt someone tap on my shoulder so I turned around to see Debbie.
"You'll never guess what I just found out about Randy," she said
"That he's the brucest guy ever," I said blissfully
"That's debatable," she said." Anyway, what I found is…"
"WHAT" we heard from where Randy was
"O….k?" I said
"Randy is the Ninja" I heard Debbie whisper. I was about to say something when Debbie blocked my mouth and pulled me under a table
"Now you can rant at me"
"What do you mean Randy's the Ninja!?"
"Exactly what it sounds like, now listen." She said as if she was telling a story
"I followed Howard towards backstage when McFist's assistant guy was explaining how they were gonna kill the Ninja…"
"There gonna do what!?" I whispered/screamed
"I know, who would have thought that Hannibal McFist would do that. Anyway, Howard instinctively went to go tell Randy, which means that he's the Ninja."
"I just don't believe that Randy's the Ninja. Howard could have went to tell him for fun, because I know he does that"
"Don't remind me" she said as she shivered at the thought of it "But if you're so sure he's not the Ninja," she continued, "then why don't you ask him."
"Fine, I will, but only to prove you that you're wrong" I told her
Present, Randy's POV
"Me, the Ninja? No w-why would you think that" I asked nervously
"Well," Theresa started, "Debbie told me"
"Did I forget to mention that Debbie followed me?" Howard whispered in my ear
"And if you're not the Ninja," Debbie started," Then what's this!" she said as she took out the ninja mask. I was shocked and checked my pockets immediately, but there as nothing.
I looked over to Howard, who also checked his pockets because he had it, but found nothing. So I did the one thing I could- make excuses.
"Well, you see, that was for a, uh, Halloween,uh…"
"PARTY!" yelled Howard surprisingly
"Uh, yeah party that's it, I am definitely not the Ninj- ooh," I said as I saw Debbie with the Nomicon, which made me look in my pockets again because I knew for a fact that I had it.
Theresa was confused and a bitscared at what was going on. I looked at Debbie, and just sighed in defeat. "Fine!" I admitted," I, Randy Cunningham, am the honking Ninja, OK, you happy"
"More than you know" she said as she took out a tape- recorder. When she played it back it repeated, "I, Randy Cunningham, am the honking Ninja". I got wide eyed. She was gonna expose me to everyone!
"Well," she said", I'm going home. Later, you do whatever you want. Tomorrow at school, this is going to be on latest expose of the NHGTTWDPC online edition. Until then, you do whatever you need to." She said the got out from under the table
"Man," Howard started" Won't Heidi be jealous when some one else reveals the Ninja's identity"
"Howard, you incredibly non-intentional genius." I exclaimed
"What?" he asked me confused
"I'll explain later, right now we got to get to Stevens' house. Um, where exactly does he live again"
"Here, let me check" he said taking out a McFist pad and hacking the school's system
"Howard, how are you doing that" I asked calmly, even though I felt not so calm
"Oh, this is Heidi's McFist pad. This is how she gets her information for her show" he explained, "This is also how I maintain my grades, what do you think I do, study!" he said as if it was one of the most craziest ideas ever
"Anyway," he continued, "Stevens live on 18th street"
"Then that's where I'm going"
"You're going. Guess that means I'm off the hook" he said, getting ready to leave
"Well, Not exactly" I said
" Wait, do you mean 'not exactly'"
"I need you to drop off a note in Heidi's room"
"What for" he asked, eyeing me suspiciously"
"Remember how Debbie is gonna expose me"
"Yeah" he replied, not really getting it
"Lets just say it'll be one journalist against another"
"Oohh I get it" he realized, "You want to start a cat fight. Don't see how exactly that's gonna help, but ok"
"No, it's not- forget it, yes a cat fight, Howard"
"I still don't get much of the plan though" he admitted
"Ugh, look, I'll explain more, after we get out from under the table"
"Yeah, it has been pretty uncomfortable down here, hasn't it" he said just as the janitor takes the table away
"OK," I said," Now that that's out of the way, time for mission save Stevens butt and protect my secret in the process"
"Why not just mission impossible"
"Howard," I started ,"that… is a great idea" I shouted. We immediately got out our phone and played the mission impossible theme
"Aright Howard," I said "Lets go."