Second one! (I'm gonna do this to every one :3)

Death has a little awkward conversation with his son.

2) Birds and the Bees

"Thanks for coming to see me son." Death greeted Kid as he entered the sky room he tends to stay in. Holding his large hand to an empty chair at the other side of a skull shaped table.

"What is it father? I was just about to hang out with Black-Star." Kid sat down at the offered seat.

"It was Black-Star and you that I wanted to talk about." He said, sipping a cup of tea.

"What about us?" Kid asked. Concerned about what his father was going to say. Just then he noticed that Spirit wasn't in the room; he was always at Death's side.

"I know you two have been dating for the past few months." Death said.

"Yes, we've already discussed the dangers of dating him might give me. And I've told you I can handle them easily." Kid informed.

"I know that son…it's just that I need to talk to you about…some further things in relationships…" Kid saw how nervous and uncomfortable his father was.

"Further things in relationships?" Kid asked, confused.

"Yeah…uh…you know how children are made right?"

"You gave me a book about child birth several years ago father, what are you trying to tell me?" The younger shinigami was starting to get irritated.

"The process of which those children are made…uh…you and Black-Star haven't…"

"Of c-course not!" Kid interrupted. Blushing at the memories of things he and Black-Star had done on his bed in his home away from his dad.

"That's nice to know, but I need to talk to you about certain things with that…"

"Did Spirit convince you to do this?" Kid asked.

"It was Spirit and Stein both; they wanted me to warn you about some dangers in…" He coughed into his hand. "Sexual intercourse." He added.

"Father! I am perfectly fine, I swear!" Kid promised.

"It's just that you need to make sure that you use a…uh…" Kid rubbed his forehead; his father was trying to give him the safe sex talk and was failing horribly at it. He stared at his father when Death pulled out a piece of folded paper and started reading from it. "T-to use a...uh...condom…and…" He threw the paper down. "Just fuck carefully when you guys finally do it!" He shouted, giving up on the gentle approach. Kid was a little shocked, his father usually didn't curse like that.

"O-Okay father." Kid stood up and held up both hands in front of him.

"I'm sorry son; I just didn't know how to put it." Death apologized.

"Can I go?" Kid asked, pointing a finger at the exit.

"Yeah, don't forget my advice though." Death said and waved his son goodbye.

"Don't worry I won't." Kid said to himself as he walked away, thinking that his father was a little late with the talk of not having unprotected sex. The blush returning when he realized what activity Black-Star would want to do after the movie.

Hahahahaha!

Fail attempt, very horrible.

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