Missy tells everyone goodbye
"I enjoyed meeting y'all." Missy said.
"Well we enjoyed having you." Missy said.
"Bye Missy." The guys said.
"Come on Shelly." She said drawing him into a hug.
"Wow you hug like a real person now."
"Well bye everyone." As she headed off to her plane back to Texas.
(A few months later)
Missy hasn't been feeling very good.
"Oh no, it happened." She thinks, well the sex I had with all three.
She gets multiple pregnancy test and everyone is positive. The doctor confirms it. A few weeks later says she's having triplets. All three got me pregnant? Damn them and their overachieving.
She heads to California.
"Missy. Another visit? Yet this one unplanned?" Sheldon says.
"Well hi to you to."
"Umm I have something to tell you and your friends."
"What is it?"
"Well looks like I'm going to be giving you a Sheldon 2,3 and 4.0"
"You got pregnant? Wait you're having triplets?"
"How much coitus did you per take in?"
"Enough. So where's the other three?"
"Mother won't be happy."
"Which why I'm thinking of moving here, plus you can't monitor it from California if I'm in Texas."
"That's true. "
"At the store."
"You didn't go with?"
"No. "
Just then the guys enter the apartment and see Missy.
"Hey guys."
"Missy." They all say cheerfully.
"Oh brother." Sheldon groans going to sit in his spot.
"Hey guys could you all take a seat."
She came to pick one of us and is moving here each of the guys thought.
"I know I told each of you after our date to keep what we did on our date to ourselves, so did you?"
"Yes." Howard said.
"Yeah." Leonard said.
Raj just nods his head.
"I hope this doesn't change your view of me. But Sheldon wanted me to have a Sheldon 2.0 before my eggs dried up, his words. So I suggested one of his friends and said they weren't right."
"So we're good enough to be your friend but not good enough to mate with your sister?" Leonard said
"Leonardo can draw you a chart why you're not. Each of you." He said going to his board
"Sheldon we don't need you to." Missy said but went ignored.
"Leonard now you all are vertically challenged, you and Howard more so. Howard suffers from a Oedipuscomplex."
"What?"
"Now Leonard you do the same but I'd like for my niece or nephew to be able to eat cheese if they liked."
"Now Raj genetically is the most likely, he can't speak to my sister without medication." Causing Raj to nod his head.
"Thank you Sheldon." Missy said.
"Anyways, I was taken back that when I suggested you."
"So you only went out with us to prove something to Sheldon?" A "hurt" Leonard said. I thought she liked me.
"No, I went out with you because I wanted to." Just like any guy I guess. Okay sure I went out at first because Sheldon scoffed at it.
"Oh."
"Anyways, I hope your view stats the same after this. I slept with all three."
"I knew it." Leonard said to the three.
"Oh wipe that look off." Howard said.
"So you're choosing one of us?" Leonard hoped his love making win out. Missy Hofstader has a ring.
"Not exactly. I'm pregnant."
Leaving the guys speechless.
"With twins."
"Now I don't know yet, but appears all three of you got me pregnant."
"So looks like you overachieved again." She joked.