And I return with another request after a long time of having writers block. ^.^''
Sarahmaay: "You should have a chapter where Kid and Black Star and the weapons go on a mission, and they find a kishen baby, and they have to look after it until Lord death figures out what to do with it. c:"
I'm scared to see what happends...and I wrote it!
15) Star's, Shinigami's and Babies.
"It's weird not having Soul and Maka with us." Tsubaki stated from her chain scythe form.
"Yeah, I kind off miss hearing Soul insulting Maka's flat chest." Black-Star agreed and jumped on to another tree branch.
"I can go a day without hearing 'tiny tits' several times a minute." Kid said and landed next to the star.
"I miss Maka, she was the smart meister." Liz sighed in her gun form.
"Hey!" The two boys shouted.
"Haha! That was funny sis!" Patty giggled in her gun shape as well.
"I am intelligent." Kid muttered and continued to jump through the trees.
"I'm the smartest man alive!" Black-Star cheered and followed the shinigami. The weapons said nothing, but a giggle escaped them a second later.
"Whatever, now where's that kishin we're supposed to be looking for?" Kid asked.
"Somewhere in here Kiddo." The star responded.
"I wish you were more spec-" Kid's mutter was cut off by a loud screech.
"Found it!" Black-Star yelled over the screech.
"Really!?" The pale boy's voice dripped with sarcasm.
"Get out!" The voice that screeched commanded.
"Not till I take your soul!" The blue-haired boy shouted.
"Enough with the yelling!" Kid snapped.
"Get out!" The boys fell back when something or someone pushed past the branches in front of them. The shinigami raised Liz and Patty and began to fire randomly, hoping to hit the thing. Black-Star landed on the ground first and Kid fell on top of him. The paler boy crawled off the star and fired again. Black-Star let out a harsh curse and pushed himself off the ground.
"Let's get this over with!" The tan boy screamed.
"Get out!" The owner of the voice landed in front of the boys. The owner was a thin woman, her eyes glowed green and her body was covered in tight, black clothing that shone in the sun.
"Black-Star! Vise-versa!" Kid shouted as he ran toward the kishin woman.
"Got it!" Black-Star sprinted and used the shinigami's back to launch himself in the air. Kid dropped himself down and stuck his foot out like he was sliding to home plate. The black-haired boy shot several soul bullets at the woman's stomach. The woman let out a shriek and was unable to notice the star flying down on her.
"Get ou-" Her shout was cut off, along with her head.
"That was easy." Kid stated as he dusted himself off.
"Yeah!" The two boys froze when they heard a cry...a baby's cry.
"Please tell me that wasn't what I thought it was." The shinigami begged. He watched Black-Star go behind a bush.
"It's...it's..." The star couldn't form a sentence and walked out from the plant, holding a small bundle.
"It's a little baby." Tsubaki giggled, following the boy in her human shape.
"A baby!" The twins transformed into their human form and rushed over to the child carrying star.
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"The kishin was a woman...with a small child." Kid reported to his father, a vein popping in his head. Black-Star stood next to him, making funny faces and noises to the baby he held.
"She's a cute little girl." The star stated and bounced the giggling child in his arms.
"This is the gentlest I have ever seen Black-Star." Tsubaki stated.
"Guess he has a weak spot for babies." Liz added.
"And Kid." Patty got the other girls to laugh with her.
"Patty!" Kid snapped over his shoulder.
"So what'cha want us to do with her?" Black-Star asked.
"The child's soul is still pure, she'd hadn't been feed any good souls." Professor Stein stated and pushed up his glasses.
"Black-Star, how about you take care of the little girl tonight?" Lord Death said.
"Absolutely not!" Kid snapped.
"Why not." The reaper asked his son.
"He is incapable of handling a child alone!"
"Then you can help him, I'm sure we'll have adults by tomorrow."
"But-"
"You're excused." Lord Death dismissed the teenagers with a wave of his large hand.
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"I hate you, I hate you."
"Kiddo."
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you."
"It's been hours, can you stop saying that?"
"I HATE YOU!"
"I GET IT!"
Black-Star and Death the Kid sat on a black couch in the reaper's living room. The two teens were alone since the others decided to go over to Maka's, not wanting to get involved with an anger filled Kid.
After Black-Star shouted back at the paler boy, the baby began to cry.
"Now look at what you did!" Kid snapped.
"You started it!" Black-Star snapped back.
"Go check on the infant."
"Whatever." The star muttered and went over to the plushed chair that child had been napping on. When the boy got close to the baby he stumbled back and pinched his nose. "What died over here!"
"She probably filled her diaper." Kid stated. "Change her. Father had Maka's father bring over extras." The shinigami looked at the other boy. "You can handle a simple diaper change right?"
"Of course!" Black-Star puffed out his chest.
The star took the infant into the kitchen and set her on the table. Not really knowing what he was doing, Black-Star unstrapped the diaper and ended up falling back wards on the ground,gasping for air.
"The almighty Black-Star, the one who is to surpass god and rule the world. Was knocked out by an infant's diaper." Kid chuckled as he entered the room and witnessed the scene. When the star didn't get up, the young reaper went over to baby and changed her diaper like he's done it all his life. "Time for bed." Kid stated.
"You talking to me?" Black-Star asked from the ground.
"You can put yourself to bed Black-Star. I'm not in the mood." Kid said as he set the baby back on the chair. The star raised an eyebrow when he heard the young shinigami begin to hum and pet the infant's head.
"Isn't that cute." Black-Star said quietly. When the pale boy moved his arm away from the child and he stopped humming, the blue-haired teen hugged him fro behind and rested his head on his shoulder. "Who knew you had a soft spot for babies?"
"They're innocent, they don't know anything. Just like you." Kid chuckled.
"Aren't you just a lovely person?" The star muttered.
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"Here you go, I'm sure everything'll be alright with your new baby girl." Lord Death said as he handed over the infant to a man and a woman.
"I'm gonna miss her." Black-Star admitted, watching the new family walk away.
"I'm not going to miss changing her diaper." Kid said.
"Kiddo, do you ever think about having a child of your own?" The star asked.
"I have to have one eventually to pass on the grim reaper role after me and father die."
"What if you weren't a reaper?
"I don't know. I don't want to think about that." Kid reached over and grabbed Black-Star's hand. "I'd rather think about now and the small, childless family I have."
"Aw, that's so sweet! Does anyone have a tissue?"
"Father!"
And there goes Lord Death, ruining th moment like he always does.
Was it good enough for you Sarahmaay? I tried my best.
Reviews? Do as you please baby! ^3^