CardofSpades has another request:
Death the Kid, Blackstar. they go on a hiking trip, they get lost, meet up with an imposter Excalibur but this ones twice as annoying. Try to ask for directions, dont get them. You add the twist and the ending :D *I'm going insane!...wait I'm already there...nevermind*
Let's have fun! ^3^
17) Fire and Ice
Black-Star felt a shiver run down his spine and he watched another cloud leave his lips as he exhaled harshly. A snowflake went into his eye and he let out a curse.
"It's your fault." Kid was next to the star. Both of the boys passed by another snow covered tree, both cold and tired.
"Wh-what's that supposed to m-mean?" The star stuttered, tightening his scarf.
"'Let's go left Kiddo, it's a shortcut.' Remember dumbass?" The shinigami snapped.
"At-At least your n-not freezing your b-balls off."
"I'm a reaper, I don't get cold, much."
"You're c-cold enough at night to-to cuddle." The paler boys cheeks became a light shade of pink from the comment.
"Shut up." Kid muttered.
"You know you love me." The star sang, forgetting his coldness and wrapped his arms around Kid's waist.
"Get off." Kid grunted but didn't try to remove the other boy.
"Morons!" A voice shouted from behind them, making them fall forward in shock.
"Excalibur!?" They shouted in unison. They turned and found a small, black, hamster shaped...thing standing behind them, wearing only a tie.
"No, morons. I am Clarent. I am the sword of fire, you're speaking of my ridiculous sword of ice brother."
"Clarent?" Black-Star asked.
"Sword of fire?" Kid asked.
"My legend beings hundreds and hundreds of years ago, where me, Excalibur, Durendal and Joyeuse were off to-"
"Stop!" The boys demanded.
"Well I never-"
"Do you know how to get back to Death City?" Kid interrupted.
"Death City? The place Excalibur talks about all the time? Excaliber never shuts up about any-"
"Is that a yes or no?" Black-Star snapped.
"Yes, in fact I do know how to get there. Durendal was never good at giving directions, being completely clueless at what other people wish to underst-"
"Can you just tell us how to get home!?" The shinigami cried.
"Joyeuse would have snapped at you for not saying 'please' young one. She-"
"Wait, she? There's a girl one of you!?" Black-Star gasped.
"Please tell me she wears a shirt and pants." Kid pinched the bridge of his nose.
"My, young, little sister wears a beautiful dress that flows in the wind and is crafted from the finest silks in the-"
"We get it!" The teens snapped.
"Are you two brothers? You two seem to speak in unison quite a lot. Only brothers and lovers speak together."
"We're not brothers." Black-Star stated.
"And we're not lovers, we're dating." Kid added.
"Same thing." Black-Star began laughing loudly and Kid's face burned up again.
"I like him now!" The star said between gasps.
"You can all burn in hell, I'm going home!" The shinigami snapped and stormed off.
"Kiddo come back! You don't know where you're going!" The star called.
"I don't care! I'll find it eventually!" Kid shouted, not facing the other males.
"Wait for me!" Black-Star gave the sword a nod and ran off towards Kid.
Sorry for it being so short. ^.^'' I tried.
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