A guest named Fujoshi kat's request:
If it's possible, it's just an idea, not exactly a request, (I'm taking it as one ^3^) but maybe you could write something about opposite day, where everyone is the opposite, and Kid isn't aware of it, and is confused why blackstar hasn't made a perverted remark and such to him yet, and why Patty isn't talking.
19) Opposites distract
Kid stretched out on his bed, in his boxers and a shirt that showed off the bottom part of his stomach. He clicked a button on a alarm clock that sat next to him. Six o'clock, not eight, but it did make make the clock look almost symmetrical, the numbers threw it off. He sat up and rubbed one of his eyes with a fist when the door to his room opened and a certain star entered the room. Kid groaned in his head and waited for the star to say something that involved him, no clothing and skipping school for the day.
"Good morning Kid, you might want to get up. Don't want to be late for school." The young shinigami's haw dropped at Black-Star's sentence and appearance. The assassin had on a tux, a legit, nice, tucked in shirt, straight tie, no wrinkles, tuxedo.
"This better not be a plan to get me out of my pants, I told you I'm not having se-"
"Don't be ridiculous, now get up."
"Damn." Kid said.
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"Hey assfaces!" Kid blinked in shock as Tsubaki walked up to him and Black-Star, wearing ripped jeans and a baggy shirt.
"Greetings Tsubaki." Black-Star said.
"So, monkey munchers, what the hell's the plan today?" Tsubaki crossed her arms.
"School." The star stated.
"That sucks balls!" The shinigami couldn't figure out how to respond as he listened to the star and weapon's conversation. They reached the building and more insanity made Kid want to jump off a cliff.
"Hola, shitheads!" Maka laughed loudly and high-fived Tsubaki, she was wearing a similar outfit to the tall girl's. Soul stood next to her with his hair pulled back and in a gray blazer.
Liz and Patty joined the group. Liz wore large glasses, a plaid shirt and suspenders. Patty had on a white shirt and normal blue jeans.
"Salutations." Liz said and pushed the glasses back up higher on her nose. Patty kept a blank face and nodded lightly.
"Who just wanna cut class today? I ain't in the mood to learn shit." Maka offered.
"Now Maka, we must maintain a good education." Soul stated.
"Screw that! Let's go to the basketball court or something!" Tsubaki said loudly.
"I don't think that we-"
"Not caring!" Tsubaki tossed Liz over her shoulder and started walking away, Patty followed her without a word or sound effect.
"I like her idea!" Maka chuckled, going along with Tsubaki and a protesting Liz.
"Wait Maka!" Soul shouted and ran after her.
"I guess we have to join our friends." Black-Star sighed and walked away.
"What. The. Hell." Kid said.
"You coming?" The shiningami just went up to the star and found the rest of the teens playing on the courts.
"I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Bring it shorty!" Tsubaki and Maka shouted at each other in the middle of the court with Soul, Liz and Patty on the sidelines.
Kid looked over at Black-Star and wondered what was up with him today? The star hadn't hit on him, said anything perverted or announced his name loudly. Did he do something wrong and made the other boy upset?
"Black-Star?"
"Yes, Kid?"
"Kid? No Kiddo, or Sexy Pants?"
"Those are not the names of which your father gave you." Kid didn't know whether to feel hurt or not, what happened to his star? The shinigami grabbed Black-Star by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into a kiss, which ended quickly when the assassin pushed him away. "Kid, there are people around."
"That's it! What the hell is wrong with everyone today!?" Kid snapped. Everyone on the court stopped and watched the raging teen. "Liz looks smart, Patty hasn't said anything, Soul hasn't laughed, Maka and Tsubaki are cursing madly and acting like drug-addicted men and you." Kid poked Black-Star's chest. "You haven't said one perverted thing or flirted with me yet."
"Kiddo, don't you know what today is?" The star asked.
"Apparently not!"
"It's opposite day Kid." Maka stated.
"What?"
"Yeah Kid, everything's opposite." Soul chuckled.
"It's super fun!" Patty added.
"I..."
"You missed my pervertedness Kiddo?" Black-Star put his hand around Kid and rested it on his waist, the shinigami's face burned red.
"No, I liked the opposite you better."
"Don't lie, Sexy Pants." The star chuckled and pecked the paler boy's cheek.
"I'm going to class." Kid muttered and pulled himself out of Black-Star's grip and walked away.
"Next time, let's tell him about these things." Tsubaki stated.
"Yeah, I would love to see the opposite of Kid." Liz added.
"Maybe he'd call me by a funny name." Black-Star chuckled.
"Or have sex with you." Soul winked at the star.
"That's not going to work!" Kid shouted, having heard the conversation.
"Damn it." The assassin snapped his fingers.
Excuse me while I go call my man 'Sexy Pants."
Reviews? Do as you please baby! ^3^
