Wow, it's like I died on this thing, no need to fear! I'm here! School's almost out so I'll be able to write more. ^.^

I have several requests that I have in my inbox and hopefully I'll get them done...and have them not suck ^^''

Random Obsession: "OMG YOU SHOULD DO ONE WHERE THEY ALL GET THEIR GENDERS OR WEAPON/MEISTER ABILITIES CHANGED. LIKE KID BECOMES A GIRL AND LIZ AND PATTY BECOME DUDES."

This...is going to be a challenge...I can do this!


20) Being A Girl

Black-Star snapped out of a blank daydream, feeling a strange change in the air.

"Must've zoned out or some...thing? What the hell!" The star snapped as he...she heard her voice. "Did someone kick me in the balls or something?" She looked down at her body and felt a wave of nausea hit her. She was wearing what she usually wore, but clung to her body differently...especially the chest area.

"Black-Star? What's wrong?" A female voice said behind him.

"Good, maybe Maka can help..." The assassin said under her breath, she turned around and screamed. "Kiddo!? You...you have boobs!"

"I get it, you grew in before me. You don't have to keep bringing it up." The young shinigami stood in front of Black-Star, wearing a white blouse with a black lace jacket and a skull shaped skull tie, along with a short black skirt and leather boots.

"K-Kiddo? What...what the hell!?"

"Did you not get enough sleep or something Black-Star? You seem more confused than usual." Kid cocked her head, blinking her even brighter golden eyes.

"I...I..." Black-Star didn't know what to say.

"Come on, we have a mission. The others are waiting for us." The shinigami grabbed the star's hand and dragged a still confused assassin over to where several other were waiting for them.

"Hey girls, ready to go?" A male with cream hair, with a green tie, black cloak and red plaid pants asked as they walked up to them.

"Yeah Maka, Black-Star over here was having a moment." Kid stated.

"Maka!? But...wait...you look almost the same." The star let his sentence trail off, realizing that maybe that comment was just a little rude.

"Black-Star's just weird like that." A girl standing next to Maka with long white hair said.

"S-Soul? You have boobs!" The ninja shouted.

"Will you stop mentioning other people's chests!?" Kid snapped.

"B-But...Soul's a dude! You're a dude! I'm a dude!" Black-Star waved his arms wildly as he yelled.

"Yeah right, next thing you're gonna say is that Maka's a girl." Soul giggled.

"She is!"

"What is Black-Star ranting about?" A male with black hair asked, two blondes standing next to him.

"T-Tsubaki?" The star's jaw dropped.

"Yes?"

"Hell no! You are not a dude!"

"I think Black-Star needs to go home. I don't think she can handle fighting." The taller blonde said.

"Looks like someone's pmsing." Patty chuckled.

"Let me guess, that's Liz and the other is Patty." Black-Star said, holding an arm out towards the look-a-likes.

"It shouldn't be to late to take her back." Kid said.

"Get off my land!"

"Never mind." The shinigami sighed. A large man, wearing plaid and suspenders made the ground shake as he walked up to them. He had a large ax that he had resting on his shoulder and his booming voice demanded again.

"Get off my land!"

"Let's go!" Maka shouted and became a ball of light, shocking Black-Star as she landed in Soul's hand as a black and red scythe. Kid also became a weapon and landed in Liz's hand as a pistol.

"Black-Star! Chain-scythe!" Tsubaki ordered.

"W-What?" The star didn't know what to do, how do you become a weapon?

"Oh my, Black-Star snap out of it!" Black-Star just looked at Tsubaki. Soul leaped off the ground and swung the scythe, barley missing the man. Liz fired off several rounds from the gun, hitting the lumberjack several times.

"Think weapon...think weapon." What was she supposed to do? She didn't know how to turn...how did Tsubaki do it?

"Not that easy being a weapon is it?" Tsubaki said, his voice sounding different.

"How about being a chick? Where everything is blamed on pms?" Patty added, voice higher than before.

"It sucks! I want to be a dude again!" Black-Star cried.

"I think Black-Star's had enough." Tsubaki looked up at the sky.

"What?" The star blinked.

"Are we done?" Soul landed on the ground and asked. Liz stood next to her and the lumberjack was sitting on the ground behind them.

"Yeah. Blair stop the spell."

"Blair?" The star covered her face as a bright light blinded her...him.

"I thought that was fun." Patty's giggle made Black-Star move his arms down.

"What?" The star looked down and found his chest flat. "I'm a guy again! Yahoo!"

"Earth to Black-Star, did you learn your lesson?" Kid flicked the cheering assassin in the head,

"Kiddo, you don't have boobs!" Black-Star slapped his hands over the shinigami's chest.

"Get your hands off me, before I end you." The pale boy growled through gritted teeth.

"I thought I was going to have to be a lesbian!" The ninja chuckled and hugged Kid.

"He didn't learn a single thing." Tsubaki sighed.

"I told you it wasn't going to work." Maka said.

"I was hoping." Liz added.

"I thought it was funny to see Souly in a skirt." Blair stated from the ground. Black-Star released Kid and walked over to the talking girls, he held out a hand with a thumb up.

"I underestimated you girls, it's harder to be you than I thought." The star smiled with a crooked grin.

"Close enough." All three said together.


I like my little twist.

Again, sorry for taking forever to update. School's out so I should be able to write more.

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