ValleyOfDeath: I have a request, if it isn't too much trouble: Seven Minutes in Heaven. Roll it.

This might be a little different than what was expected, but this is what came to mind and it seems awesome. Vinegar and baking soda

34) Only Seven Minutes

"You're nothing but an idiot!" Kid shouted.

"I am not!" Black-Star protested.

Soul and Maka both sighed as they sat on the couch and over heard the argument between the two boys in the kitchen. They shared an annoyed look and tried to watch the screen that played in front of them.

"Because of your stupidity, you caused a huge mess!" Kid snapped, dropping a towel on to the soaked floor.

"How was I supposed to know that the vinegar would react with the baking soda like that?" Black-Star asked, bending down to start wiping up the floor.

"Everyone knows that Black-Star!" Kid dropped another towel. "Especially with how much of it you used, it was like you were trying to make a bomb or something." The young shinigami walked away and begun rinsing a pot in the sink. "You can be so thick headed sometimes."

"Thick headed?" The star stood up and stood behind Kid, his arms resting on the counter on both sides of the other boy.

"You don't even know how to read simple instructions." Kid stated, finishing with his rinsing and now filled up the pot with some water. "The thing said eight teaspoons not eight cups." The pale teen pulled the pot out of the sink and Black-Star moved one of his arms to allow the shinigami to pass by. "The two words aren't even related at all." He slammed the pot down on the still hot oven top. "You're such an idiot!" Kid repeated, going over to the cabinet and pulling out a box of spaghetti.

"An idiot that you find sexy." Black-Star chuckled, putting his hands on Kid's hips.

"Not at all." Kid elbowed the star's stomach and made him step back. "Because of you we're stuck cooking noodles for Tsubaki's birthday dinner." He shoved the box into Black-Star's hands. "Plus being stupid isn't attractive at all." Kid pushed the assassin away and went over to the fridge.

"Then you must be the sexiest man in the world." Black-Star said with heavy sarcasm as he sat on top of the counter.

"You're damn straight I am." Kid said as he returned with a glass bottle of sauce.

"Who said I was straight?" Black-Star said with a smirk. He hopped down and grabbed Kid in a tight hug. They ended up slipping on the mess that hadn't been cleaned up completely and Kid fell back as Black-Star fell forward.

"You can't even clean a mess properly!" Kid snapped and shoved the star off of him. "Sometimes I wonder what I ever see in you." He said as he got off the floor.

"What does anyone see in you?" Black-Star countered and got up as well.

"I actually know how to measure baking soda!"

"It was an accident!"

"That's enough!" Soul and Maka stood at the doorway of the kitchen.

"I'm sick of hearing you two argue over something as stupid as a simple mess." Maka said, putting her hands on her hips.

"But-"

"No buts." Soul started pushing Kid and he was followed by Maka who pushed Black-Star.

"What are you doing?" Kid asked.

"Seven minutes in heaven." The scythe stated and when they got both of the boy's in the closet, he slammed the door shit and locked it. "Roll it!"

"What in the world!?" The young shinigami twisted the door knob. "Let us out!" He demanded, pounding a fist into the door. "Why can't it be eight!?" Kid asked as he continued to punch the door.

"We can just break it down." Black-Star stated.

"Don't you dare, I just fixed this the last time you decided to go on a door kicking spree. Dane Cook was joking about doing that for amusement Black-Star." Kid let out a huff and crossed his arms.

"There's a lot of clothing in here." The star said, changing the subject.

"They're all Liz's." Kid muttered.

"So..."

"So what?"

"While we're in here." Black-Star used one hand to grab Kid's hip and had the other one on the shinigami's waist and he pulled him into a kiss.

"I'm not in the mood!" Kid snapped and pushed the star away.

"Come on Kid, don't act like you didn't like it." The star ran his hands that was on the other boy's hip up Kid's side and used it to unbutton the top button of the shinigami's blazer.

"We only have seven minutes." Kid said as a light blush covered his cheeks.

"Then I'll have to work fast then." Black-Star chuckled and threw off the shinigami's blazer.

"I wonder if they're making up." Maka asked.

"Most likely making-out." Soul said.

"Don't give me that image." Maka pleaded and leaned her head against the scythe's shoulder.

"I could make it worse." Soul snickered and rested his own head on Maka's

"Please don't." They both straightened up when the heard a strange sound. "What was that?" Maka scrambled to her feet and headed towards the source of the sound.

"Wait a minute...that sounded like...oh shit! Maka don't!" Soul jumped off of the couch but he discovered he was too late when he heard Maka scream.

"What the hell!?"

*Dies of laughter* Oh my sweet baby Jesus, I'm dying! I...I can't believe I just wrote that and I bet you can't believe that you just read that. Oh Lordy Lord, that was too much. This is what happens when I try to do unique things with requests. *Laughs more*