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'Thinking'
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Chapter 4: Break Up Ballistics!
Part 1
The City of New Townsville and it was a bright and sunny mourning as the girls all walked in to see Deedee leave.
"Hellooo Girls!" Dexter sang with glee as he greeted the girls
"Uh Dexter…" Blossom worriedly asked "Are you okay?"
"Maybe he's finally lost his mind." Buttercup stated
"Well his sister is leaving." Bubbles explained "Maybe he's happy to see her off."
"Why are you so happy Dexter?" Bunny asked "Is I because of Deedee?"
"No no no you silly girls." Dexter happily explained "I'm happy because, I FINALLY FOUND MY LASER GUN!"
"GRAB HIM." Blossom ordered and the girls complied as they pried away the blaster from Dexter's hand while holding him in place "Dexter, you are not going to go around and shoot Deedee."
"Just one shot, please?"
"NO"
"Aww… um you can let me go now."
The girls complied as they hid Dexter's laser while he regained his composure
"I'm sorry girls." Dexter explained "I was about to lose it there."
"Hi Dexter!" Deedee called as she entered the room "Well I'm off, let me know when I can visit again okay!"
"Don't worry Deedee, I'll let you know…" Dexter answered as Deedee blew him a kiss and closed the door behind her as she left "… NOT!"
The girls all waved out the window to say their goodbyes to Deedee as she entered the professor's van, once she was out of sight the girls all gave a big sigh of relief
"Now Dexter." Blossom began "I know things haven't been going so well lately…"
"Mandark and Mojo Jojo have teamed up…" Dexter began counting "The Nurotomic Protocore is in Negative mode and missing and worse of all look… all my equipment is ruined, I can't even use my cpu-watch to replace the parts I need."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean EVERYTHING I had is BROKEN because of DEEDEE!"
"I know Deedee is a bit… eccentric… but you were about to do something rash, she may be a pain but she's still your sister and you must have some love for her."
"Sorry Blossom but some sibling relationships aren't as glamorous as you and Kasey."
"Excuse me?"
"She's popular, well loved, and the favorite, I might as well not exist."
"Dexter don't say that, I know your sister is… complicated, but you can't just compare your relationship with Deedee to My relationship with Kasey."
"Why not? Deedee is my sister and when I look at you two I can't help but be jealous."
"Well it's not like you can change that."
"So that's it, I'm stuck with her?"
"Yes, sorry but that's the way it is."
"…Your not always right you know."
"I know that! But at least I try to be a good sibling."
"AND I DON'T? I've been trying for years to talk some sense to her and at least I don't constantly put her in danger."
"It wasn't my choice, besides Kasey isn't an idiot."
"I know that, I just wish you would actually think about that brat fighting crime."
"Kasey is not a brat and you don't have to be so pigheaded!"
"Pigheaded? I'm being realistic, everything was set now it's all ruined and you're saying it's my fault?"
"Well then genius if your so smart, why don't you figure it out?"
"Good idea, and because you're such a great leader, why don't you lead me to it?"
"Because this is your problem!"
"And yet you make it worse by opening your big mouth putting your fat butt in my way!"
"(GASP)"
*SLAP*
The group all stood stunned at Blossom's reaction as Dexter rubbed the red spot on his face.
"…Why did I even come here?" Dexter sadly asked
"Good question…" Blossom angrily spoke "So genius what's the answer?"
"The answer is NUNYA BUSINESS, because I'm not talking to someone who doesn't even care."
"I do care, but taking your frustration out on Kasey is not helping."
"I'm not taking it out on Kasey, you're just rubbing it in my face."
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS!"
"ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T MIND HER OWN BUSINESS."
"AT LEAST I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND."
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
*SLAM* *SLAM*
The two stormed off into different rooms leaving their friends to worry, not knowing what to do Kasey stood up as she held Bullet tightly and looked at the closed doors of the rooms then turned to the older girls
"D…did I do something wrong?" Kasey asked
"No, of course not Kasey." Bubbles answered comforting the concerned child "Dexter's just frustrated and Blossom accidentally made it worse."
Suddenly Dexter came in through the door with his blue jacket and sneakers instead of his usual lab coat and zipper boots
"I need some air." Dexter explained as he walked away "I'm going out."
"Where you going Dex?" Buttercup asked
"I'M GOING OUT!" Dexter yelled
"Dexter wait!" Kasey spoke and Dexter saw at her tears "I (sniff) I'm sorry."
"Kasey…I…" Dexter took a knee and patted the child "You don't have to apologize Kasey, you did nothing wrong. I just… chose the wrong words that's all. Trust me you're a great kid and if I was your big brother I would do whatever it takes to protect you too."
"Really?"
"Really!… I'll be back tonight, okay?"
"Okay!"
Dexter calmly walked out the door and out of the lab where he continued to walk into the city leaving the girls with concern.
Later in the city
Princess Morbucks was enjoying her little shopping spree, but despite being one of the richest girls in the world something would always bother her as she sat in the limo
"(Sigh) I'm bored." Princess sighed "Brandy and Mandy are with their families for the week and Mommy and Daddy flew off with Duchess… AGAIN!… Sometimes I wish… I wish I had a boyfriend, but Mom and Dad won't let me choose anyone. He has to be rich, a future owner of a business or some kind of genius… Man… that'll never happen."
"Meow" Sapphire meowed comforting Princess
"Oh thank you Sapphire, I know you'll never let me be sad."
"Ms. Princess." A maid called
"Yes?"
"We have it?"
"You mean the rare Ming Dynasty vase with the jade gems on it that I wanted to get for my Mom's birthday? EXCELLENT, put it on top of the car!"
"Yes Ms. Morbucks."
The maids complied as they got the large antique and brought it to the top to tie it, suddenly as they began to pick it up one of the maids lost her balance while holding the vase
"Look out!" Princess called as the vase was about to hit the floor when suddenly
"I got it!" A voice called out and caught the vase before it hit the ground
"Hang on!" the maids called then placed the vase on the limo with no damage "Thank you sir."
"No problem."
"Excuse me." Princess came out holding Sapphire to get a good look at the boy "Hey… aren't you Blossom's boyfriend?"
"No, were really not a couple, were just… well…"
"Something wrong?"
"Actually, we kind of had a fight."
"WHAT?"
"It's nothing, I just said something wrong so I came out for some air."
"Oh I see."
"Do you know Blossom?"
"Yes, she my classmate."
"Oh."
"My name is Princess Morbucks!"
"Morbucks… as in one of the Richest families in the world Morbucks?"
"The one and only! So what's your name again?"
"Dexter."
"I see, and you're visiting The Utonium labs?"
"That's right."
"You wouldn't happen to be the same Dexter that runs the illustrious robotics plant Dex Labs."
"That's me."
"WOW!"
"And who's this?"
"Huh… oh this is my darling Sapphire."
"Hello there."
"Meow." Sapphire purred as she swiped at Dexter trying to scratch him but only managed to knock off his glasses
"Sapphire, you know better then that!" Princess scolded as she bent down to help Dexter get his glasses "Sorry about that, Sapphire doesn't… like…"
"That's Okay… Oh thank you." Dexter said as he grabbed his glasses to put them back on even though Princess got an eyeful of his face "Huh what's wrong?"
"You uh… got a smug on the lenses." Princess explained
"Huh again?" Dexter whined as he got out his cloth
'OMG!' Princess's brain exploded as she looked at Dexter's face again
"Huh, what's wrong?" Dexter asked as he put his glasses back on
"No no it's nothing… hmm… maids give me Sapphire's bag."
"Huh?… But miss." One maid spoke up
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Just take the vase home without me."
"But… as you wish ma'am." The maids complied as Princess put Sapphire in her bag then put her arms under Dexter's as the maids left
"Hey, wait a minute." Dexter complained as he was being dragged by the rich girl
"Don't worry Dexy." Princess cooed "I won't bite hee hee."
Something tells me this is not a good thing… oh well
Meanwhile back at the lab
"Arruff ruff ruff!" Poochi barked "There's a monster on the loose in New Townsville."
"What is it Professor?" Blossom asked
"Let me check my scanners." The professor explained as he pushed the buttons to make the problems appear on the screen "There we go."
"It's the Ameba boys." Bunny spoke up
"And they're stealing candy." Bubbles pointed out
"We can stop them!" Kasey enthusiastically cheered
"Chee!" Bullet chirped
"That's right kid." Buttercup smiled
"All right lets go… wish us luck Dext… huh… oh." Blossom spoke with a sad expression realizing that Dexter left because of their fight "I forgot, Dexter's not here."
The girls stood silent as they didn't know what to say to cheer the red head up
"Um Blossom." Bubbles spoke up "Are you worried about him?"
"Huh… no of course not!" Blossom obviously lied "Why would I worry about that jerk?"
"If you want I can locate him." Computress explained "Just let me know."
"Um…Okay… thank you… Okay girls let's roll!
"Right!"
"Hyper Blossom!"
"Rolling Bubbles!"
"Powered Buttercup!"
"Starry Bunny!"
"Burning Bloom!"
"PowerPuff girls Z!"
The girls took off and headed for the scene of the trouble. Blossom was flying ahead leaving the others to worry. Curious, Bloom decided to asked the others
"Is sis alright?" Bloom asked Bubbles
"Don't worry she'll be fine." Bubbles explained "Besides maybe some time apart will help their friendship."
"Okay!" Bloom perked up as she and the others gained speed
Later at the park
The Ameba Boys (and Violet) were enjoy the fruits or should I say candy of their labor
"See, what did I tell you?" Top hat gloated "We should start from easy crimes."
"I guess "Like taking candy from a baby" is more then an expression huh." Poncho explained "Hey, lets rob that ice cream truck next."
"At least we're getting the hang of it." Violet cheered "We'll be robbing banks in no time."
"Not so fast Ameba Boys!" The Girls called out as they landed "The Lovely Fighting Science Legend, PowerPuff Girls Z!"
"GAH!" Top Hat screamed
"Oh man, and just as things were looking up!" Poncho whined
"Let's get out of here." Violet ordered as they made a break for it
As they ran er… floated away Blossom managed to jump in front of them to stop them
"All right that's enough." Blossom explained "I'm in a really bad mood right now, so make this easy and come with us so we can see if we can cure you."
"Why would you be in a bad mood?" Top hat asked
"That's none of your business."
"Let me guess, you met a boy and he dumped you?" Violet spoke up
"W-WHAT? NO!"
"You sure hit the nail on the head there Violet!" Poncho laughed
"Grr."
"Then again, she's not exactly the type to keep any one now is she." Violet spoke again and the three began laughing hysterically, when suddenly…
"YOU LITTLE PEST!" Blossom yelled as she lifted the ice cream truck over her head about to crush the Amebas "I'LL SQUASH YOU ALL!"
"BLOSSOM STOP!" Bloom called making Blossom calm down as the Ameba Boys escaped
"I… I'm sorry, I just." Blossom spoke as she put the truck down then realizing that the ice cream man was still inside "I uh I just I well I…"
"Don't worry Blossom, just relax." Bubbles softly spoke as she walked away with her friend "Let's get a snack and clear your head okay?"
"Okay." Blossom answered as they walked away
"Sheesh, I guess the fight really effected her." Buttercup guessed
"I think it's more then that." Bunny spoke up
"What do you mean?" Bloom asked as the whole group stood silent
"Cheep" Bullet chirped quietly and gloomy
Meanwhile at the local juice joint
Princess was enjoying her nice warm spring day with her lemonade, but Dexter who she dragged along with her was still down
"Come on Dexy." Princess pleaded "Drink your grape juice."
"Huh… oh sorry, I was just thinking." Dexter spoke up
"About what?"
"I was thinking I should apologize to Blossom."
"Oh…So, what were you two fighting about?
"Well you see… I have an older sister and I was comparing my relationship with her to Blossom and Kasey's."
"How so?"
"Well back home my sister is the star. She's athletic, she's beautiful, she's popular, and she has all this charisma it's scary. The only problem is that she's so stupid she can't do anything right and still be praised."
'Sounds a lot like my sister.' "So what? You're a genius, you own a large robotics company, you undoubtedly can change the world and most of all… Hee hee you're really handsome."
"None of that matters, I may be one of the smartest persons in the world but none of that matters if I don't exist."
"I see you have this big brain but you don't know how to make friends by being yourself."
"Exactly, even our parents choose her over… wait… do you really think I'm handsome?"
"Of course silly Hee hee."
"I um well I uh."
"Listen, were in the same boat. My sister Duchess is so incredible it's… just so annoying, it's like no matter what I do it won't matter because I'm not Duchess."
"I see, well at least we have someone to talk to about it now."
"Yeah, thanks for listening."
"You too… well I really should be going now."
"HUH? WHAT?… wait a minute!"
"What's wrong?"
"You don't have to leave yet."
"Huh? Hey let go!"
Meanwhile around the corner
Blossom and Bubbles were walking towards the local Juice Joint were Dexter and Princess were
"Come on Blossom." Bubbles called trying to cheer up her friend "I know a snack will cheer you up, then later you and Dexter can have a nice talk and fit everything."
"Yeah thanks Bubbles. I really appreciate it." Blossom said as they walked in "Maybe it'll help me clear my mind and forget about my fight with… DEXTER?"
Blossom yelled as she saw Dexter with Princess clinging on to his arm
"Um hi Blossom… heh heh." Dexter nervously said as he looked at the angry red head "I'd say it's not what it looks like but I find that saying unreliable."
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Blossom yelled "… AND WITH PRINCESS MORBUCKS!"
"If you must know, I'll tell you." Princess began "I was picking up an expensive new vase for my mom when one of the maids nearly dropped it, Dexter manage to help save it and so I'm merely paying him back."
"Is that so?" Blossom growled not believing her story
"It's true." Dexter nervously answered "Honest!"
"Yes it is." Princess backed him up "So tell me Blossom, you two had a fight right?"
"Well uh…" Blossom Stuttered "Yes, He began bad mouthing my sister."
"I DID NOT!" Dexter objected "I said I wish my relationship with Deedee was more like you're relationship with Kasey and you go and rub it in my face."
"Well sorry you feel that way."
"YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!" Princess interrupted "You're sister and our sisters are different, I'm happy you love her so much and get along with her but to go flaunting that around to others?"
"Look who's talking, you flaunt around everything you can! Just because your family is so rich!"
"I don't rub it in people's faces all the time, even I think about how people feel… Come on Dexy let's enjoy some more time together."
"But Princess I…" Dexter tried to object as Princess grabbed his arm as they began walking away, when suddenly Blossom also grabbed his other arm "Uh… OW… HEY!"
"Dexter has to come back to the lab." Blossom spoke as she pulled Dexter back "Besides we have to talk."
"About what?" Princess said as she continued the tug of war "About you and your wonderful little sister."
"No, about me and Dexter!"
"Dexy and I were spending some quality time alone to calmly talk about ourselves."
"Well now it's my turn with him."
"I beg to differ."
"Dexter is my friend and he would like to come back with me."
"Dexy would rather spend time with someone who listens."
"Since when do you listen?"
"Dexy, knows what's best for him."
"Um excuse me." Dexter interrupted "Don't I have a say in this?"
"NO, YOU DON'T!" Both girls yelled making Dexter sigh
"Bubbles… help." Dexter meekly called to the blonde as the two continued to rip him in half
"Um… well, I…" Bubbles complied as she watch the fight when suddenly Blossom lost her grip
"Too bad Blossom." Princess gloated "It's no wonder why boys don't like you."
"What did you say?" Blossom growled
"You just don't have a heart, all you think about is yourself. There are time that even I know when to share with others. And besides how would you feel if your sister treated you like his does?"
"…I…"
"Come on Dexy, lets sing karaoke next! You too Sapphire!"
"But wait I AHH!" Dexter tried to protest as Princess left Blossom stunned in thought as they disappeared from sight
"Uh… Blossom?" Bubbles called to her stunned friend to no avail
Later at the Karaoke room
"Now you can come out Sapphire." Princess said as she sat the white cat on the couch as she set the machine to play, then turned to Dexter "Come on Dexter cheer up, we're here to have fun!"
"I know Princess." Dexter sulked "Once were done, I want to apologize to Blossom."
"Humph! Fine but first things first Dexter, this one is for you!"
Princess then push the button to start the music, held the mike to her mouth and gave Dexter a flirtatious look as she began to sing…
(Music Begins)
Hey (hey) You (you)
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way (No way)
I think you need a new one!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I can be your girlfriend!
(Guitar solo)
Hey (hey) You (you)
I know that you like me!
No way (No way)
I know not a secret!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I want to be your girlfriend!
(Guitar Solo)
You're so fine, I want you mine,
You're so delicious!
I think about you all the time,
You're so addictive!
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright!
(Alright, Alright, Alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm dang precious,
And heck yeah, I'm the one and only Princess!
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right!
(I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
She's like… so whatever,
You can do… so much better,
I think we should get together now!
AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKING 'BOUT!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way (No way)
I think you need a new one!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I can be your girlfriend!
(Guitar solo)
Hey (hey) You (you)
I know that you like me!
No way (No way)
I know not a secret!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I want to be your girlfriend!
(Guitar Solo)
I can see the way,
I see the way you look at me!
And even when you look away,
I know you think of me!
I know you talk about me all the time again and again!
(Again, Again, Again)
So… so come over here and tell me what I want to hear,
Better yet make your girlfriend DISAPPEAR!
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again!
(and Again, and Again, and Again)
Cause… She's like… so whatever,
And you can do… so much better,
I think we should get together now!
AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKING 'BOUT!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way (No way)
I think you need a new one!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I can be your girlfriend!
(Guitar solo)
Hey (hey) You (you)
I know that you like me!
No way (No way)
I know not a secret!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I want to be your girlfriend!
(Guitar solo)
UH!
Any second you'll be wrapped around my finger,
Cause I can,
Cause I can do it better!
There's no other,
So when's it going to sink in?
She's so stupid, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?
UH!
Any second you'll be wrapped around my finger,
Cause I can,
Cause I can do it better!
There's no other,
So when's it going to sink in?
She's so stupid, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?
Hey (hey) You (you)
I don't like your girl friend!
No way (No way)
I think you need a new one!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I can be your girlfriend!
(Guitar solo)
Hey (hey) You (you)
I know that you like me!
No way (No way)
I know not a secret!
Hey (hey) You (you)
I want to be your girlfriend!
No way (No way!)
HEY-YEAH!
No Way-hey-ay!
HEY-YAY!
NO WAY, NO WAY HEY HEY!
(Music ends)
Once the song ended Dexter took a long pause the began clapping
"Thank you, Thank you!" Princess bowed then turned to he machine to see her score "… Huh, only 70? Oh well you're turn Dexy… Dexy?"
"Princess, I'm sorry!" Dexter spoke by the door "I really appreciate that you're willing to do so much for someone you just met but… Blossom's my friend and I feel terrible for what I did. Don't get me wrong, we can still be friends. I just rather take my time… and don't worry, I'm sure there's someone for you. I just have too concentrate on one friend at a time."
"Dexy wait!" Princess called as she held his arm "Forget about her, she doesn't need someone as good as you. STAY WITH ME!"
"…I'm sorry…" Dexter said making Princess let go and Sapphire go by her feet "But I'm not use to having friends and I know a good friend knows when to apologize… well… see you later."
"I get it… It's cause you met her first, well I got news for you Dexy. I can have any boy I choose… AND I CHOSE YOU, and this is where I put my foot down!"
And so she did… right on Sapphire's tail!
ME-OOOWW!
"W-wh-what the?" Dexter said in shock as Princess in her monster form stood "You… you're a monster?"
"Well that was rude." Princess said as she twirled her finger on his chest "It's true but still rude. At least this way I can… KEEP YOU FOR MY SELF!"
"AAACK!" Dexter tried to scream as he found himself tied up
"YOU'RE MINE, NOW AND FOREVER!… Oh… and I just thought of a way to make sure of that."
"Um… how?"
"Simple hee hee… We're going… TO GET MARRIED?"
"W-WHAAAAAT? We can't do that!"
"Oh yes we can, just watch me! Come on Sapphire HA HA HA HA HA!"
Princess crashed through the wall and into the sky as she carried Sapphire in her arms and held the rope with Dexter at the end… and what did Dexter have to say about all this.
"Most guys would jump at the chance to be carried off by a cute girl like this, but in my case… HEEEEEEEEEELP!"
Part2
Meanwhile back at the lab
Blossom sat alone on the table with a gloomy look on her face as she tried to eat her snacks… ALL of her snacks.
"Five cakes, one dozen cookies, seven chocolate bars, two boxes of ice cream and three lollypops" Bunny said worried about her friend "And counting."
"Wow, I've seen Blossom depressed." Buttercup spoke up "But, MAN is she down."
"I haven't seen my sister this depressed since they cancelled Sym-Bionic Titan!" Kasey explained
"Chee…" Bullet sighed on Kasey's shoulders
"Wow, that IS bad!" said Bubbles
"I'm going to talk to her" Kasey blurted out as she walked with Bullet over to Blossom "Hey sis… um… are you okay?"
"Of course I am!" Blossom lied "I don't have to worry about him anymore!"
"You know Dexter has to come back here sooner or later right?"
"I know and I'm never talking to him again."
"Blossom, I know you better then anyone and anyone can tell you're lying."
"Kasey, I told you what Dexter said right? Well anyone who bad mouths us is no friend of mine."
"I know but… aren't you being a little harsh, I mean I'd be jealous too if we'd fight all the time and I see others getting along."
"What do you mean?"
"Fighting all the time and never having anything nice to say, If I was the only one actually trying to get along I'd go crazy too."
Blossom looked at Kasey after hearing her words, she then looked down to think about her words as she thought about Deedee yesterday
*Flash Back*
"HIIIII!" Deedee yelled ruining the moment "Ooo what are you two doing?"
"We are talking Deedee." Dexter explained
"What are you two, friends or something?"
"As a matter of fact." Blossom answered "We are and we were doing better before you came."
"… Whatever, so tell me what do you have on him?"
"Huh… What do you mean?"
"Come on this is Dexter were talking about. HE'S A NERD, you don't make friends with nerds you trick them to do your homework or something else."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"Trust me, I'm the most popular girl in my school. Everybody wants my attention even all the nerds, I only need them to do my homework."
"Grr… They're still human beings."
"Oh I get it, you're one of the unlucky ones, you got so desperate you suckered Dexter to being your friend."
"Dexter, unlike you, is nice and smart and I chose to be his friend because I wanted to know him and he wants to know me plus we enjoy each others company."
"Like that's going to last, why are you part of this group? I can tell that that the tomboy and definitely the blonde with the pigtails are popular. But you and the other ponytail girl, I just can't see it."
"Deedee… will you please…"
"Not only that but why would you have such an adorable little sister, I mean if you have to hang out with someone like Dexter you must really be a loser."
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP, MAN YOU ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE POPULAR, YOU'RE RUDE, MEAN, SELFISH, OBNOXIOUS AND YOU NEVER THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. LET ME SAY IT IN A WAY EVEN SOMEONE AS BRAINLESS AS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND…WHY DON'T YOU DO US ALL A FAVOR, GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK, NOBODY LIKES YOU!"
"…"
Dexter and Deedee were taken back by Blossom's outburst. Dexter never saw this side of Blossom, but what Dexter noticed was about to change everything
'Blossom, wow I…huh?' Dexter thought to himself when he noticed something amiss 'Her eyes… their suppose to be pink… why are they red… and glowing.'
"Fine whatever." Deedee smugly replied as she walked away "I'll leave you two losers alone. I'll be packing so I can leave in the morning."
Blossom caught her breath as she turned to the worried Dexter and calmed down as her eyes became pink again
"Dexter I… I" Blossom franticly spoke "I'm sorry, I never snapped at anyone like that before."
"Don't worry about it." Dexter explained with a smile "Deedee has that effect on everybody."
"I guess… but lets think of something else."
"Like what?"
*End of flash back*
"I get it!" Blossom blurted out
"Get what sis?" Kasey asked
"About what Dexter goes through, but when he started comparing our relationships I took it the wrong way. Not only that but what you said is also true, anybody would go crazy dealing with that girl 24/7 and I took it all wrong and rubbed it in Dexter's face."
"So you're going to apologize?"
"Of course!" Blossom stood up "Dexter's my friend and a good friend knows when to apologize. Once I find Dexter I'll set things right, NOTHINGS CAN GO WRONG!"
*POP*
After feeling that Blossom ran into the bathroom to see more horror
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Later outside
The girls were all enjoying a nice stroll as they though about what to do next, but Blossom was not in the best of moods considering what happened on the bathroom scale…
"I'd hate to say it Blossom but…" Buttercup gloated "I told you so!"
"Buttercup…" Blossom sulked "Not now."
"Don't worry Ms. Blossom." Bunny said "You still look great."
"Thanks Bunny."
"Hey look at this!" Bloom spoke up looking at a poster that fell out of the sky "It says "All Per…son-nel in the City of New Townsville are invited to the wedding of Super Princess?"
"How nice." Blossom said as she walked away
"I love weddings." Bubbles explained as she followed
"Yeah whatever." Buttercup glowered as she strolled
"It's nice to hear that Princess is…" Bunny began then paused
"PRINCESS IS GETTING MARRIED?"
The girls Finally realized as they noticed more flyers were falling from the sky making everyone look and read… Then suddenly the next big surprise appeared as they looked at the bride and groom on the flyer
"Hey!" Bubbles pointed out "Is that?"
"DEXTER!" Blossom yelled as she went on fire "THAT BRAT IS MARRYING MY DEXTER? IF SHE THINKS I'M GOING TO LET HER TAKE MY DEXTER AWAY FROM ME SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! NOW IT'S PERSONAL! LET'S GET HER GIRLS! RAWR!"
"Uh… I think my sister just lost it." Kasey nervously stated
"Cheep." Bullet agreed
"Umm… Did Blossom just say "My Dexter"… Twice?" Bubbles asked "Here's another question, when we get there do we save Dexter from Princess or do we save Princess from Blossom?"
"Eh heh heh heh… lets not think about it too much and save Dex already." Buttercup Proclaimed as the girls did their job
"Yeah heh heh." Bunny nervously laughed
"Hyper Blossom!"
"Rolling Bubbles!"
"Powered Buttercup!"
"Starry Bunny!"
"Burning Bloom!"
"PowerPuff girls Z!"
With the girls now transformed they took off to the wedding to save the groom from a fate worst then death… marriage!
Later at a Chapel down town
Dexter was tied up at the moment
"Ha ha very funny!" Dexter complained as he tried to get out of his chair "Man, how do I get myself roped into these things?"
"Oh Dexy!" Princess sang getting Dexter's attention as she revealed her beautiful wedding dress "How do I look?"
"Um… WOW Princess, you look beautiful!" Dexter flattered her "But is this really necessary?"
"Of course Dexy, as rich and beautiful as I am I could have anybody… Hee hee and I choose you."
"Um… That's nice, but don't you think you're rushing it a bit?.. I mean… We just met each other today."
"Don't worry Dexy, we'll have plenty of time when after the ceremony. After that we'll have a nice romantic Honeymoon by the sea and after that… After that… After that… AHH I can't it's just so… OH Hee hee hee… What do you think Dexy… Dexy?"
Princess looked all around until she saw Dexter trying to Worm his way out, chair and all.
"THIS GIRLS CRAZY!" Dexter panicked as he wiggled closer to the door when suddenly he was picked up above Princess's head "Uh heh heh hi (Gulp)."
"Now now Dexy." Princess gently put him back down in his spot "I know you're impatient, but don't worry…"
Suddenly the door chapel opened
"Oh, it must be the pastor I bribed…HUH?" Princess said in shock as the door revealed….
"The lovely fighting science legend, PowerPuff Girls Z!"
"I'M SAVED!" Dexter cheered with tears of joy
"Dexter, We need to talk." Blossom gave him a stern look
"I'M DOOMED!" Dexter cried with tears of angst
"Alright Princess, what's the big idea?"
"Well!" Princess sang as she gave Dexter a hug from behind "I met Dexy here, I fell in love and now we'll live happily ever after. Hee hee The Princess has finally found her Prince, and you girls AREN'T INVITED TO OUR WEDDING!"
"LOOK OUT!" Blossom yelled as Princess pulled out her bazooka and began firing forcing the girls to dodge "Girls, you get Dexter to safety. I'll handle Princess!"
As Princess and Blossom fought it out the others managed to free Dexter
"What did I do to deserve this?" Dexter sighed to himself
"Fight with Blossom maybe?" Buttercup slyly replied
"We got to stop them!" Dexter yelled as he charged underneath the carnage, suddenly he noticed Sapphire panicking, he then ran to take the cat out of the fight. Once in the clear Dexter made his move "STOOOOOP!"
The girls compiled as they looked at Dexter as he held Sapphire
"Dexy?" Princess landed "SAPPHIRE… are you okay?"
"Meow." Sapphire purred as she jumped beck to her master turned monster
"Dexy, why did you stop us from fighting?" Princess angrily asked
"Hold on, Hold on!" Dexter spoke as he held his arms up in defense "Princess, I just want to talk… I-I think this isn't right for us!"
"What do you mean Dexter?" Blossom asked as she landed and folded her arms
"I just mean… well… (Sigh) Princess listen this… this isn't how we should do this."
"What do you mean Dexy?" Princess worriedly asked
"Princess, It's not that I don't like you or anything it's just that… well I just don't think I'm ready for this yet…"
"But Dexy!"
"I'm sorry Princess, come on let go and change you back to normal."
"Grr! YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME ANY WHERE!" Princess grew angry when suddenly…
"MEEE-OOOW!" She squeezed Sapphire's tail and her dark aura grew out of control
"Uh… has Sapphire ever scream when Princess has already transformed?" Bunny asked
"Nope, this is a first!" Buttercup answered
"What now?" Bloom asked
"W-what's going on? Ugh… Ow… what's happening to me?" Princess panicked as her clothes began to tear and her feet busted out of her shoes "NOT AGAIN!"
Princess's head hit the ceiling of the chapel as she grew more and more causing the whole place to crash on top of everyone. Once it stopped Princess looked down looking at her dress turned towel
"I'm big again!.. Now Dexter will be mine!" Princess placed Sapphire on her shoulder and lifted some wood revealing Dexter then she held him tightly in her hand "Now you're mine FOREVER! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Princess wait!" Dexter called but to no avail as Princess stomped through the city "HEEEEEEEEEELP!"
Meanwhile the Girls all came out of the wreck covered in dirt then took to the sky to look at the now once again hundred foot tall Princess *read "The Z-Rays Shine Again!" Chapter 10*
"Oh man!" Blossom whined
"How did this happen?" Bubbles asked
"Who cares, let get her!" Buttercup growled
"Hey wait!" Bloom spoke up "I thought only Mona can make her big, why is she big again?"
"Hmm… I got it!" Bunny spoke up "Him's Black Z-rays make Princess in to a monster right? Then when Mona used her power to make her grow and somehow stayed in side when we changed her back. But now maybe making Sapphire scream a second time activate Mona's powers, making her big again!"
"Are you sure?" Boom asked
"Either that or the author's just running out of ideas."
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
"But how do we stop her?" Bubbles asked " We needed Dy. Na. Mo. Z before!"
"We just fight her like always!" Buttercup answered
"But how do we do that with out hurting Dexter?"
"We'll figure something out." Blossom answered "Let's just hold her off until the Professor get's here."
"RIGHT!" The girls replied as they flew off to fight the giantess
"HA HA HA HA look out world Mega Princess and her Prince are coming through!" Princess yelled as people scurried out of the way of her giant feet
"Not so fast Princess!" the girls all called as they attacked
"Yo-Yo Supreme!"
"Bursting Bubbles!"
"Hyper Sonic Swing!"
"Kendama Cannon!"
"Bullet Ball: Volley Spike!"
All the attacks missed making Princess put up her guard
"You little bugs!" a now angry Princess screamed and swung her free hand knocking the girls away "Shoo! Now now Dexy, I won't let those mean ol' PowerPuffs take you away."
"Why me?" Dexter complained as Princess rubbed him against her giant cheek
"She still too powerful this way!" Bubbles explained
"We need the Dy. Na. Mo. again!" Buttercup proclaimed
"No, we might destroy the city again!" Bunny called
"Or maybe we just need an upgrade!" Bloom stated
"You mean!" The older girls stood in shock
"That's right SUPER BLOSSOM!"
"Aright it's worth a shot!" Blossom suggested "Lets do it!"
The girls landed in a circle with Blossom in the middle of a roof, they concentrated their powers into their leader when suddenly…
*ZAP*
The girls were knocked to the ground from the zap back leaving Blossom silent and unchanged
"W-What happened?" Blossom asked "Why didn't it work?"
"I don't know." Bunny answered
"Something's not right… lets try again."
"There's no time!" Bloom explained "I'll do it!"
"But Bloom, What about Dexter?"
"Don't worry, I'll think of something… I hope."
"We can't hope we have to do something, this is a delicate operation."
"Wait… I'll do it!" Bubbles suggested
"But Bubbles!"
"Blossom, I don't know what's wrong with you but if we work together we will figure it out, I PROMISE YOU. But for now, I'll save Dexter for you."
"…Bubbles… Thank you… alright you ready?"
"Yeah!"
The girls all formed the circle again and Bubbles took all the power making all the girls normal and changing Bubbles into…
"Super Rolling Bubbles!"
Bubbles was now white with a gold and silver vest and all the powers of all the girls together and more and ready to fight Mega Princess. Bubbles took off and the girls exited the building after her
"Hold it Princess!" Bubbles called as she prepared her wand
"Huh… You again?" Princess glowered "Why can't you leave us alone?"
"Bursting Bubbles!" Bubbles called out her attack and knocked Princess into a nearby (Conveniently empty) Building "And now SONIC SW… What?"
"Now I got you!" Princess used Dexter as a human shield and once Bubbles was distracted smacked her through several buildings and skidded on the concrete, Bubbles then quickly got up and knew she needed a plan "Back for more?"
"You used me as a shield?" Dexter angrily asked
"I had no choice Dexy." Princess apologized "Don't worry, once we're married all will be forgiven once every one sees how happy we are."
"Married? You kidnapped me, you tied me up, you don't even know me and you want to marry me for attention?"
"Of course, why not?"
"Why not? I'll tell you why not! I don't want to marry you, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!"
Suddenly as if time stopped every one stood in shock of Dexter's outburst, suddenly Princess loosened her grip as tears began welling up in her eyes
"Y… you… you don't like me?" Princess stuttered as tears poured out if her eyes and her face cringed "B-but… But… (Sniff)… y-you…YOU LITTLE JERK!"
"WHOOOOOA!" Dexter yelled as Princess threw him away only to be caught by Bubbles "Oof… Thanks Bubbles."
"No problem." Bubbles said as she put Dexter back on solid ground
As the group all came together they looked at princess as she wailed in her hands covering her face as she sat by a nearby building
"WAAAAAH!" Princess cried "Nobody likes me!"
"Dexter!" The girls all scolded
"What I couldn't help it!" Dexter said in defense "I don't know how to talk to girls!"
You and me both brother… (Sigh)
"Well then you better learn fast." Blossom ordered
"Okay, okay!.. Man…" Dexter gulped then walked over too the crying giantess "Uh… Princess… EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!"
"(Sniff)… Hic, Hic… LEAVE ME ALONE!" the giant Princess yelled as she turned away from Dexter
"Listen… I… (Sigh)… I'm sorry!"
"(Sniff) W-what?"
"Listen, don't get me wrong. I appreciate that I met someone who was in the same boat as me and I'm glad I was able to cool down after getting to know you."
"Y… you mean it?"
"I do… but… Princess, I understand that you seek attention because you feel ignored and unimportant by your family. You just have too keep looking."
"I… I guess."
"But you have friends right."
"Yeah, my best friends Brandy and Mandy! When I first met them they never knew I was rich and they ignored me, then we became inseparable even before they knew about my money and family. They always pick me up when I'm down."
"You didn't force them?"
"Of course not, I care about them."
"That's what I mean!"
"Huh?"
"You want attention but forcing it will only cause you more pain, if you can get those friends of yours to like you without forcing them why not others?"
"I… I… well…"
"You're not only rich, I can tell you're smart and very talented too."
"Really?… hee hee so… do you think I'm pretty too?"
"Uh… heh heh… uh… of course."
"You're right Dexter, I'm sorry too…W-will you still be my friend?"
"Sure thing."
"Oh Dexy, Thank you… wha-what the…?"
Princess's dark aura was showing again but this time as she stood up she began to shrink back to her normal size. Dexter ran to hold her up as she lost her balance, he then lifted her body and walked over to the girls again
"Is she…?" Bubbles asked
"She's okay." Dexter answered
"That's good… Everyone ready?" Bubbles stated as she released her powers back to the others turning them back into PowerPuffs
"Dexy… can you put me down?" Princess asked and Dexter complied as the wobbly Princess looked into his eyes "Dexy, I want you to know that… well… I really do like you and before I go I just…"
"Don't worry Princess." Dexter smiled "I'm just glad that no one got hur…!"
The girls stood in shock as Dexter was interrupted by Princess as she pressed her lips onto his, although Dexter was in shock tears came to Princess's eyes and just as suddenly as it began it ended
"I hope my real prince is as wonder… ful… as… you." Princess muttered as she passed out from exhaustion leaving Dexter stunned
"Did she…?" Dexter asked making the girls nod, suddenly "AHH!"
The top of Dexter's head exploded as fire works came out and the words "FIRST KISS" appeared making Dexter faint as the girls all stood silent
"… uh… we should go… I guess…" Bunny muttered as the girls complied carrying Dexter and Princess back to the lab
"Let's get her clothes, I'll bet they're still back at the chapel." Blossom ordered
"I'll get them!" Bubbles called out
"I'll help." Bloom followed
"Cheep!" Bullet chirped
"(Sigh) We should get going." Blossom spoke again
And so the crisis was adverted… for now
Hours later at the lab
Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny and Kasey all hung around the couch thinking about what happened today
"What a day!" Buttercup sighed
"I know right." Kasey replied then turned to Bunny who was still thinking "What's wrong Bunny?"
"I was just thinking." Bunny answered
"About what?" Bubbles followed
"I can't believe Princess transformed like that again."
"Well you already explained how she could change like that, I just hope it doesn't happen too soon."
"It could be worse." Buttercup spoke up "Remember when Her gave the Gang Green Gang super powers?" *Read "The Z-Rays Shine Again" Chapter 11*
"Well I don't think they have a trigger for that." Bunny answered
"Good point."
"Speaking of Her power, What ever happened to the RowdyRuff Boys?" Kasey asked "I mean are they still bad guys."
"I guess that's up to them Kasey." Bubbles answered "They're like lost souls now, hopefully they'll find a purpose for themselves."
The girls all gave a big sigh… suddenly Dexter was now awake and entered the room with his lab coat
"…Um… hey girls." Dexter nervously responded "Um…Have you seen…"
"She's on the roof." Buttercup answered not even looking at Dexter
"Oh… okay… um… thanks."
Dexter walked away to the roof to face the biggest challenge of his life… making Blossom like him again, the girls all looked at Dexter without saying a word as he disappeared
"Good luck Dex." Buttercup quietly stated so Dexter wouldn't hear
On the roof
Blossom was looking out at the setting Sun thinking to herself
'I can't stop thinking about this...' Blossom thought 'What's happening to me? I keep losing it and now I can't go super… this is scary.'
Suddenly Dexter walked in, Blossom looked at him from the corner of her eye then turned away not saying a word
"Uh… heh heh… hi Blossom." Dexter spoke up but Blossom stood silent "What a day right?"
"…" Blossom stood silent not even looking at him
"I mean with Princess and everything, I had fun and all but I'm glad to be back here."
"…"
"… Um… Blossom?"
"…"
"Alright, alright I get it I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to say those mean things about you and Kasey, I was just frustrated. In fact I'm happy to see that there are siblings that get along, I'll never do it again Believe me. Blossom, Pleeeaase TALK TO ME I'm really, Really, REALLY SORRY!"
"… I'm sorry too."
"Huh…?"
"I thought about it and I saw where you were coming from, but all I did was rub it in your face. Dexter, I always put Kasey first because she's so precious to me, but I let that get in the way of our friendship… I'll forgive you if you do me one solid… please, forgive me?"
"… Blossom?… Sure."
"Thank you." Blossom smiled and as Dexter put his hand on her shoulder she rested her head on him "Hee hee so tell me Dexter, how was your first kiss?"
"HUH… WHAT… WELL I…"
"Ha ha ha Don't worry about it, besides my first kiss was not that pleasant either."
"Huh Your first kiss?"
"You see I met this Prince who was turned into a frog, or so I thought."
"Oh I see heh heh It turned out to be a Frog that was turned into a prince?"
"Don't rub it in!
"Come on, I'm sure there's someone for you."
"Hmm… he may be closer then you think HA HA HA!"
Blossom jumped into Dexter's arms and as Dexter lifted her up into the air he noticed something wrong
"What's wrong Dexter?" Blossom asked
"Oh it's nothing."
"Come on you can be honest with me."
"Well… uh…"
Meanwhile down stairs
"I hope those two get along again." Bunny worried
"Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be just fine." Bubbles reassured when suddenly form the kitchen
*CRASH*
"BYEGIRLSI'MGOINGOUTAGAIN!" Dexter panicked as he ran for the door
"DEXTER, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" Blossom yelled as she held the refrigerator over her head chasing Dexter
"Oh no, they got worse!" Kasey nearly cried
"Don't worry Kasey, they a lot better now." Bubbles spoke up
"You sure?"
"Positive."
"What did Dexter do to make Ms. Blossom so mad?" Bunny asked
"Ha ha ha I'll bet he asked her if she gained weight ha ha ha." Buttercup answered
The whole group laughed as the day came to close and new adventures waited for them over the horizon… if Dexter lives through this first
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn."
To be continued!
Author's notes: Woo this may be the most comedic chapter I've wrote so far and there's nothing wrong with having Princess Morbucks (Himeko Shirogane) as a rival of love. Speaking of, I like how Himeko is a poor little rich girl who's completely ignored it gives her good character depth while Princess from the original was a brat plain and simple. I mean for God's sake it's like her father wants her to be a spoiled evil overlord at least Himeko is likeable and has a heart. As for Mega Princess… Bunny was right, I was running out of ideas.
One last thing… people who hate the PPGZ call them Mary-Sues and everyone hates Mary-Sues, Do people even know what a Mary-Sue is? A Mary-Sue I basically a 1-dimensional female character that lack flaws, depth or humanity, she's perfect in every way and never loses… if you ask me that sounds more like the original girls (and some other characters) in a nutshell. Look it up you'll see I'm right and agree, unless you're like one of those tasteless idiots from the Toon zone forums.
Rants: Unless you live under a rock I'm sure you heard of DC Nation, people are already calling it the next Toonami! Well from what they promised it just may be that. The shows are awesome, I mean Green Lantern and Young Justice WOW! But what really gets me are the shorts, I don't know if it's true but I heard that if the shorts are good enough they may become full series… I was like SAY WHAAAAAT? I hope it's true. I'm really interested in seeing the "Super Best Friends Forever (SBFFs)" Shorts by the one and only Lauren Faust about Super-Girl (The hot head who's treated like chop liver) Bat-girl (The geeky yet energetic super hero loving thinker) and Wonder-girl (The naive Warrior Princess and Leader) in comedic adventures. They have Plastic-Man in Ren and Stimpy style adventures like the pilot that can be found on You-Tube. Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld, a 13 year old girl (Amy Winston) is actually the princess of a world of magic and must save it from Dark Opal by transforming into an adult and riding her flying horse while learning new magic spells… I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, It was a famous comic by DC back in the 80's, now it's back and looks very anime-ish. They also have, shorts of Vibe, Black Lightning, Doom Patrol and a lot more. But most importantly, shorts of… THE TEEN TITANS, with the original voice cast and style (only chibi). Tara Strong And Greg Cripes (Raven and Beast-Boy) are even supporting petitions for NEW SEASONS! My only beef with DC Nation is… IT'S ONLY ONE STINKIN' HOUR!
This is Awesome, but to me Cartoon Network won't feel complete with out an Anime Block or a new Toonami. I mean what anime CAN'T they show… Sgt. Frog, Turn A Gundam, Gundam Ace, Digimon Xros Wars, Tiger and Bunny, Toriko, Inazuma Eleven and so much more! Another thing is that CN executives once said that Cartoon should be for boys cause that's were the money is… Okay, explain how a cartoon about Ponies aimed at little girls put most of those boy cartoons you wanted so much to shame. Finally In some countries they had a block called Girl Power on Cartoon Network but it didn't last long because it only showed the Original PPG, PPGZ and a random Barbie movie. If Cartoon Network USA made up a new Girl Power Block in the future I could see it now, Full episodes of S.B.F.F. and Amethyst with new shows and even animes like PPGZ, Sasami's Magical Girls club, Pretty Cure (Another dub never brought to the states) and finally if it comes true, the Funimation Redub of Sailor Moon (Guys like Sailor Moon too)! I can come up with a hundred good ideas but they wont come true as long as "Stupid Snyder" is in charge…Wow, This was a long ramble sorry about that, I'm done.
One last thing to Cakedecorator… I'M NOT USING BRIDGETTE, I already explained in the final chapter of my last story that I don't want to accidentally mess up someone else's OC. I don't mean to sound Rude but… Bridgette is cool but… No.
Next chapter: A new monster surfaces and it's… a Video Game? But when the girls get trapped inside it's up to their boys to save them… AND I DON'T MEAN THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS! Dexter, Cody, Mitch, Jack and Ken all team up in the world of the game in the strangest adventure yet!
SCREWY AREN'T I? See ya (Flips off Daffy Duck style) Hoo-hoo hoo-hoo hoo-hoo!