I'm back! Hope your Cristmas was fun!
random obsession: You should do one where they all switch bodies!
*claps* I can't wait!
38) The New You
Blair sighed as she sat on the counter alone as the teenagers she lived with argued about something she wasn't even sure about. They got so boring when they just fought, they don't pay any attention to her and all cats need loving every now and then. Blair flinched at the sound of something shattering, it was a violent argument this time. She disliked the violent fights the most since they caused the teens to ignore her for a long time and that wasn't fun. Blair twitched her ears when a door slammed and Soul joined her in the kitchen.
"Women, I wish they were easier to understand." He sighed.
"Women are hard to understand?" Maka entered the kitchen as well. "You men are more confusing than someone whose's bipolar." Blair let out an annoyed meow as the teens started to argue again.
"How are dudes harder, we want three things. Eat, sleep and tv."
"That's a load of bullshit." Maka snapped, putting her hands on her hips. They stopped when the clock went off, telling them that they had to leave for school or be late. "We'll finish this discussion later." She said and left the house with Soul, who was grumbling several curses, following her.
"They need help." Blair said to herself, then another one of her 'genius' plans formed in her mind and she let out an amused purr.
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Blair hummed a tune as she walked into the DWMA school building, carrying a plateful of cookies. She walked straight into the classroom without a second thought.
"Blair, what are you doing?" Stein asked from his desk.
"I made Souly and Maka cookies." Blair answered with a giggle.
"We're in the middle of class, can't it wait?" The professor asked.
"They were fighting." The cat let out a sniff. "And I got worried about if their wavelength thingys would still work." Stein let out a sigh, wishing that he worked with normal students instead of these crazy kids.
"Fine." The man sighed. Blair gave the man a quick kiss on the cheek and ran over to the confused weapon and meister.
"What are you up to Blair?" Maka asked with suspicion.
"I don't want you guys to argue and you two skipped breakfast." Blair smiled widely and shoved a cookie in the girl's mouth before she questioned the cookies anymore. Soul took one without having to be forced to.
"I want one!"
"No, wait!" Blair wasn't fast enough to prevent Black-Star from grabbing two cookies, putting one in his own mouth and putting the other inside of Kid's.
"These are good." The young shingami complimented and took another bite.
"Oh dear."
"Are they good?" Kilik took a cookie and tossed one to Patty.
"Yay!" Patty cheered and crammed the cookie in her mouth. "Try one sis." She said through crumbs and gave one to Liz and one to Tsubaki.
"This isn't going to end well." Blair said and ran out of the room with the plate before anyone else could take a cookie.
"Dude, my stomach feels weird..." Soul moaned.
"Mine too." Patty whined.
"I think she poisoned us." Maka grunted and plopped her head on to her desk.
"I feel fine...never mind." Black-Star ran over to the trash can and lost his lunch.
"Go to the nurse, all of you." Stein ordered the teens.
"I knew it was too good to be true." Kilik sighed.
The group of eight sat in the infirmary, their stomachs feeling better already. They were left alone while Nygus stepped out for a moment and in that moment they all passed out for a minute. When they all woke up, they felt...strange.
"Are you kidding me!?" Kid snapped, looking at himself but he was looking at Black-Star's.
"I have boobs!" Kilik found himself inside of Patty's body.
"I'm going to kill that cat." Maka and Soul said together, but in the other person's body.
"This isn't that bad." Liz said and Tsubaki agreed, the two of them being switched.
"I'm a boy!" Patty giggled, playing with the black hair on top of her head.
"Stop that." Kilik removed Patty's hand.
"I look like an idiot." Kid sighed.
"This is so cool!"
"And speaking of idiots." Kid found Black-Star using his body in several poses and dance moves. "What are you doing?"
"I feel sexy." Black-Star chuckled.
"Don't you dare." Kid warned.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt." Black-Star sang as he removed the blazer that was on him and undid the top buttons.
"I'm going to kill you!" Kid snapped and tackled the other boy over.
"This is weird." The rest of the teens said.
"You're mean" Black-Star said with a pout.
"Don't pout, it doesn't look right on me." Kid stated.
"I'm bored." Patty complained and sat on the floor with her legs spread out and hands resting between them.
"That's just not right." Kilik said.
"Why does my chest hurt?" Soul asked finding something layered under his shirt.
"That's my bra dumbass." Maka said.
"You wear a bra?"
"I would slap you if you weren't me."
"Your hair's kind of heavy." Liz said to Tsubaki.
"I have a lot of it." Tsubaki stated with a giggle.
"I could be doing worse things with your body." Black-Star crossed his arms.
"Like what?" Kid challenged.
"I can just take off all of your clothes and run."
"You wouldn't."
"I've always wondered what you look like naked." Black-Star grabbed the hem of his pants.
"No!" Everyone shouted.
"Let's just hang out at our place till this wears off." Soul offered then let out a grunt and held his stomach. "Am I cramping?"
"Welcome to womanhood." Maka chuckled.
Everyone groaned, expect for the clueless Black-Star and they all went with Soul's suggestion. They stayed at the house, discovering new and strange things about each other until te magic wore off and returned back to their own bodies.
"I never want to a woman again." Soul sighed.
"And I don't want to be a man." Maka sad.
"It was hard." They said together. They then shared a look and looked at a satisfied Blair.
I feel like this wasn't as good as I expected it to be.
But I know that all of you were cheering for Black-Star to go streaking as Kid, admit it.