Harry woke sore but since when was that new? It took him a minute to realize he wasn't at the Dursley's and his pain was located mostly as a burn in his ass. He sat bolt up to see Severus getting dressed he blushed.

"You're awake, good. " Severus finished pulling his shirt on and bent over to kiss Harry gently on the lips. " Go take a shower while I get the house elves to make us breakfast. "

"Dobby! Winky!" Both elves appeared happily, " Dobby, Winky this is my husband Severus you will serve him as you serve me."

"Yes, Harry Potter sir." They chorused. "We is to serve Master Sev'res Snape as we is serving Harry Potter, sir."

Harry went off to the bathroom and Severus only talked when he heard the water running.

"Can you two fix all of Harry's favorite breakfast foods for us?"

"Yes, Master..."

"If Harry doesn't let you call him Master then please do not call me it either."

Both elves beamed and vanished leaving Severus to wonder if he had scored points the Gryffindor's house elves or not. He wanted to be perfect in every aspect of the child... no his husbands life. He thought he could just imagine how Harry treated his elves so he would do so as well. It wouldn't be hard after all he wasn't mean to the Hogwarts elves he would just need to tone it down more to at least try and reach Harry's level of treatment of his elves. He was brushing his hair when Harry came out of the bathroom dressed in form fitting black muggle clothes. His hair was the same length as his and tied back with stray hair framed his face on either side also reaching his shoulders. He was shocked when Harry grabbed the brush and took over then tied his hair back.

"I like it better like this." He said simply, "I always thought you would look better this way. " Harry beamed, "I was right."

Harry blushed when he saw breakfast and began eating.

"I thought maybe you could call and Miss. Granger to come visit..."

"I thank you." Harry said, setting his fork down. "But I know Dumbledore is using them against me." Harry glanced up at him then looked around then back. "Can I talk to you about it?"

"Albus has no ears here and I will listen to anything."

" Hermione..." He looked around again. "She's Dumbly's whore." Severus cocked his eyebrow, "Oh, yeah I've seen them going at it tons of times. See I like to sneak down here during the night and brew Potions for my summers close to the end of the year and during the year to try and bring my grade up. So I hear this noise and I think 'oh, it's just Malfoy fucking one of his meany girlfriends' so since I'm a Prefect too I go next door but I see 'Mione layin in this bed and get a real good look at just how tiny and shriveled up the ol' man is as he slams into her and she's wrapped around him maonin' and cryin' and then she come's and yell's... get this... Grandad!..." Harry made a disgusted face. " I was sick for an hour and Greengrass and Malfoy can back me up cuze they saw it to. I keep a chart on how meany nights a week they do it. For an old guy he's got plenty of stamina it's five times a week last count.

It started first year can you say sick? I think it might have actually started before that though but I've got no proof. Malfoy suggested some charms and wards on the room so we would no if he ever hurt her right? Cuze he says people in relationships like that often do that kinda thing. He was right 'Mione gets beat a lot... I told Malfoy fourth year not to send an owl to her parents when Parkinson, Malfoy and I had to research healing spells to save her ass and it took Malfoy and I hours of brewing... but he did now they're beating her too... I got no proof but ... anyway she's still loyal to him... I read about Stockholm Syndrome and I thought maybe that's what it was... and to top it all off she got knocked up middle of last year... we took care of her the best we could be she got an infection in side cuze we couldn't heal the deep tissue tearing and lost the baby she would have died if , Patil, Patil, Malfoy and I hadn't taken her up to the hospital wing and told Madam Pomfry we were dueling and she got hit with a boarder line dark hex. We had to serve detention with witch just turned out to be 'what the hell have you been doing to heal this girl? You will be taking Healing Lessons from now on and I'll be damned if Severus says you can't be in his Healing Potions class!' I signed up for both of those classes anyhow!"

Severus chuckled.

"I'll be glad to have you both... but both Patils?"

"Yeah, they don' do it if it aint together." Harry shrugged, "That's the rumor. They should get with Fred and George it's the same for them."

Severus stopped those thoughts cold.

"Then there's Ronald Weasley." Harry was frowning. "I thought he was all great and that bein my first friend and all it was him that turned me against Slytherin on Dumbly ' s orders. So it turns out he payed by Dumbly to be my friend and what's worse it was out of my vault. He thinks he's so high and mighty cuze he's the Boy-Who-Lived's best mate and that he should get everything!

I hate him.

Worse yet is Ginerva Weasely she's a whore a slut." he shivered. "She'll open her legs for anyone as long as they give her things then she'll say she's saving her self for me. She got in her mind we were gonna marry because DUmbly promised it to her. As my future wife she was takin money from my vault.

And Mrs. WEasley that was worst of all..." Harry was crying now. " Family ya' know... never really had one. Thought I finally got one but she's beein payed from my vaults too just to put up with me.

Fred and George are cool they like me for me and don't expect anything. They are so funny and don't let anything knock them down. I gave them my Tri-wizard winnings to start their shop and they forced me to set it up where I get money from it as well.

Charlie and Bill are layed back and awsome They're really cool and they seem to like having me around. They don't talk down to me and I like that.

Padfoot and Moony are my real family now..."

He grunted as arms closed around him. Sirius had him in a tight hug.