Here it is, we're halfway there! It's been so much fun! Let the special, begin!
50) Fourth-Wall
"Hello and welcome to-"
"Black-Star, what are you doing?" Kid asked as he entered the empty room and seeing Black-Star talking into a camera.
"I'm breaking the fourth-wall."
"The what?"
"Just look into the camera and say hi."
"Hello..." Kid gasped as his surrounding suddenly changed. His jaw dropped as he looked at a crowd of cheering people. Kid turned around and saw that he was now standing on a stage and eleven chairs sat on the stage, the chair in the middle a little bit taller than the rest.
"Welcome to Mayhem In Death City's fiftieth chapter special!" Black-Star announced to the crowd, getting shouts from the people. "And here's the crazy lady herself, Vegorott!"
"Who!?" Kid asked over the screaming crowd. A teenage girl walked out of from behind a curtain, waving to the crowd and blowing out air kisses as she went to the center of the chairs. "She's Vegorott? That's the girl that's been writing this stuff? What are we doing?"
"Didn't Maka tell you about this?" Black-Star asked the shinigami.
"No!"
"Just sit with me and it'll come to you." The star gestured for Kid to follow him. Black-Star stood next to Vegorott and Kid went next to him. Vegorott started clapping and the three were soon joined by more people. Kid watched as Maka, Soul and Tsubaki joined his side and Free, Giriko, Justin, Liz and Patty went on the other side of Vegorott.
"Thank you, thank you! I love all of you!" Vegorott said as the crowd continued their cheering. The girl sat down and the rest of the group, besides Kid, sat down with her. The shinigami looked around and quickly sat down as the crowd slowly quieted down. "Did you forget to sit down Kid? You kind of just stood there." Vegorott said.
"No one told me about what's going on, I don't even know how I got here." Kid stated.
"Ya'll suck at telling Kid things." Vegorott said to the rest of the group and adjusted her shirt. "It's simple Kiddo-"
"Kiddo?"
"-I have some questions here." Vegorott continued and pulled a stack of cards from under her chair. "And we're going to answer them."
"That's it?"
"That's it."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Can we get to the first question already!?" Giriko snapped impatiently.
"Calm down hun, it's going to be okay." Vegorott said and read off the first card. "Vegorott, when do you usually update? Well I believe I'm very consistent..." Her sentence trailed when she found everyone on stage and in the crowd laughing.
"Consistent my ass." Giriko said.
"I'm alright." Vegorott protested.
"You've only been working on this thing for almost two years and it's only fifty chapter long." Free stated.
"But-"
"How long did it take for you to finish Puzzle Pieces? Giriko asked.
"Or how about the fact you haven't worked on One is the Loniest Number or even started the sequel to Trying to Stop You in three months." Justin added.
"I hate all of you." Vegorott pouted and crossed her arms.
"How do you think your readers feel?" Maka asked.
"I'm doing alright with Burned." Vegorott stated.
"You're just making everyone cry and hate you. How many times have you been threatened?" Soul leaned on one of his knees.
"Shut up, I'm just doing what I like." The host snapped and pulled out a new card. "This is for Stein, Stein!"
"Yes?" Stein popped out from behind Vegorott's chair, giving the girl a scare.
"What the hell!?" Vegorott cursed and muttered something under her breath in a different language.
"There's a question for you." Free said and got up. He reached down, picking up the card Vegorott had dropped and handed it to Stein.
"Stein, have you dissected Vegorott yet?" The scientist read and smirked at the girl when he finished.
"Oh hell no!" Vegorott shouted and ran behind Free. "I like my organs and toes where they are."
"No, I haven't dissected her...not yet." Stein grinned as he walked off the stage.
"Vegorott, you can let go of me." Free stated when he saw that the girl had her arms wrapped around his waist.
"I'm good." Vegorott said. The wolf took Vegorott's hand and pulled them off of him and went back to his seat. "You can't blame a girl." Vegorott chuckled and sat back down as well. "Next question, any future chapter or story ideas?" Vegorott put the card down. "Chapter ideas, I still have requests to work on. One of them involves a double date of sorts with Kid, Black-Star, Giriko and Justin. It actually sounds kind of cute." Vegorott swung her legs.
"It sounds like a disaster waiting to happen." Kid said.
"Me and Giriko are most likely going to end up either fighting each other or someone else." Black-Star added.
"Don't ruin my dreams, Free already did that." Vegorott stuck her tongue out at Free. "But other than the requests on the chapters...I want something about Tsubaki or Liz and Patty or even Ox or Kilik. But I don't have any specific chapter on the mind."
"You need fifty more chapters." Liz stated. "You need fifty more chapter ideas."
"I'll get them, I'll get them." Vegorott waved her hands at the older Thompson sister.
"She's got them sis." Patty agreed, letting out a giggle.
"Story ideas...legit storys...I have two for Giriko and Justin that I might do, one with them ending up adopting a child and some drama follows them from the kid's birth parents and other things, the other story is about them traveling through different dimensions like one is if Giriko and Justin's personalities were switched and stuff like that. With my mind set on Burned I don't have any other stories planned out...yet." Vegorott winked at her last word.
"I wanna read a question!" Patty jumped out of her seat and took a card Vegorott handed her. "Vegorott, are you planning on or have you, rewritten a story?"
"No I haven't, but I might. Silent Help, Best for Last, Unknown Region, Storms. I just want to rewrite all of them."
"So much confidence." Soul muttered.
"Speaking of Storms," Free took a card for himself. "When are you writing a new lemon?"
"Oh God." Vegorott covered her face with her hands.
"What's a lemon? Isn't that a fruit?" Justin asked.
"He's in one and he doesn't even know what it is." Giriko sighed. "It's two people fuc-"
"Making a pillow fort." Liz interrupted, gesturing towards Patty.
"It's about sex." Patty stated, making everyone jump in shock.
"We've ruined her." Vegorott announced, more dramatic than necessary.
"So are you?" Free asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No...maybe...I don't know."
"Didn't someone ask for one with me and Justin." Giriko's statement made Vegorott hide her face again.
"And don't you need to make a new me and Kid one?" Black-Star added.
"No she doesn't." Kid snapped.
"Not at all." Justin said.
"You know what, I'll ask my readers." Vegorott faced the crowd. "Let me know if you guys think I should try writing lemons again or if I should just stick with what I've been doing lately. Next question." She grabbed a card from the pile now laying on the floor. "Should Vegorott add a new chapter to It Ain't My Line?"
"Yes." Everyone surrounding Vegorott said.
"But it's been too long."
"I want to be a part of it." Free stated. "You don't write about me much."
"You're in Burned."
"And that's it, this is my first time in this story."
"You're making me feel bad." Vegorott pouted, holding a staring contest with the wolf before sighing. "Fine, I'll try and see what happens." She muttered.
"My turn to ask a question." Soul got up and grabbed himself a card.
"No please go ahead." Vegorott said with a roll of her eyes.
"Soul, if you had to choose..." Soul read the rest in his head and grabbed both end of the card to tear it.
"No you don't." Vegorott jumped out of her chair and snatched the card away. "If I had to talk about lemons, you're answering this question. Soul, if you had to choose, who would you make out with; Kid, Black-Star, Justin or Giriko?" The girl dropped the card and started laughing.
"You have to answer." Maka said with a chuckle. Soul let out a grunt and rubbed his temple.
"If I pick Kid, Black-Star will kill me, if I pick Black-Star, Kid will kill me, if I pick Justin, Giriko will kill me and if I pick Giriko, he'll kill me himself. I am going to die."
"Which one Soul." Vegorott asked with a smirk. "You gotta pick." She sang.
"Black-Star, I've known him the longest and Kid is too...Kid like to actually kill me over that."
"And you wonder why people ship it." Vegorott said and grabbed one of the final two cards. "Vegorott, what is the worse fanfiction you've read?" The girl dropped the card and sniffed. "I have read My Immortal, Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory...Agony In Pink." Vegorott's voice cracked. "Oh God, the things I have read!"
"What about Soul Eater? Read anything fun about us?" Giriko asked.
"You don't want to know." Vegorott warned.
"Come on, what have you read?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"Tell us!" Everyone snapped.
"Fine, I'll tell you and I'm going to cry from the memories." Vegorott took in a deep breath. "I've read a lemon about Free and Soul and it had two chapters of pure no."
"Me and that kid!?" Free exclaimed. Vegorott nodded and went over to Giriko.
"And one with Giriko and Stein and it had some beautiful phrases but it still hurt a little and there was one with Soul and Black-Star doing...things to Giriko and Giriko had handcuffs on." Vegorott flailed her hands in the air. "And I've read one when Tsubaki died and I just started crying, you can't kill Tsubaki, she's too adorable." Vegorott put her hands on the side of her face. "There was one with Black-Star doing the things to Kid and the person never finished it and he or she ended it with Kid asking Black-Star if he loved him after the thing and...and..." Vegorott let out a cry and fell back, landing on Giriko's lap. "I can't do this anymore."
"Maybe you should cut back on the FanFiction." Justin offered, patting the girl's shoulder.
"Are you kidding?" Vegorott sat up, her mood changing completely. "FanFiction is my life."
"And she's back." Soul said.
"Alright, let's get to the last question." Vegorott got off of Giriko and picked up the last card. "How do you guys feel about how Vegorott writes you and the plots she puts you in?"
"I like me." Patty giggled.
"I'm good." Liz said.
"Except for Burned." They said together. Vegorott just chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of her head.
"I like my role in that story, I'm more important in that one and I can't-"
"Spoilers!" Vegorott interrupted Tsubaki.
"What was with me in Best For Last?" Soul asked. "I was a complete asshole."
"I needed a bad guy and I wanted to take a break from legit fight scenes."
"You still had them in there."
"I know, I can't stay too far away from the violence."
"Now what is it with me?" Kid asked. Vegorott took several steps back. "I'm either a clueless person or I act like a slut." Kid walked towards the retreating girl. "Why am I always the damsel in distress?"
"Well...I..." Vegorott stopped when she felt herself hit her back against something.
"And why am I one as well?" Justin asked from behind the girl.
"Free, help." Vegorott squeaked.
"I'm good." Free chuckled.
"Hey would you look at the time, that's chapter fifty you guys. Bye!" Vegorott took off running with Kid and Justin following her. "Turn the camera off!" She shouted.
"Shouldn't we help?" Tsubaki asked as she watched the three run off the stage and behind the curtain.
"Sounds like too much effort." Soul stated. The people flinched when they heard a loud crash backstage.
"Oh dear." Tsubaki and Maka ran off to behind the curtain.
"It's not my fault that you're so feminine!" Vegorott shouted from backstage.
"Who do you think she said that to?" Maka asked.
"I am not feminine!"
"And that's my Justin." Giriko got up and disappeared behind the curtain with Free close behind.
"Come on, I have to see what's going on." Soul left as well, the curious Thompson sisters following him, leaving Black-Star alone of the stage.
"Well, that's our special. I hope everyone enjoyed." He stopped at the sound of a scream. "I'm going to make sure that Vegorott makes it home, alive." Black-Star stepped forward and turned the camera off.
Well...that was insane...
Now we can get back to the stories...fifty more of them...what have I done?