Mrs. Deaththekid requested a chapter with Kid, Black-Star, Giriko and Justin going out on a double date and...wait...her name is Mrs. Deaththekid, fine, if you get Kid I want Black-Star or Free...or both...we can put Giriko and Justin in there too...and Kilik...and I have problems...
To the actual story!
51) Awkward Double Date
Kid let out an annoyed sigh as he walked next to Black-Star, both of them dressed up and heading to a restaurant neither of them had been to before, but have heard plenty about it.
"I can't believe we're doing this." The shinigami growled.
"We've done worse." Black-Star chuckled.
"Explain to me again why we agreed to meet, Giriko, out of all people and his 'date' here?" Black-Star stepped in front of the other boy and pulled open the door. "Soul and Maka are going to kill us." Kid said as he walked in.
"One, they can't and two, why would they? We all know that since Giriko became friends with Justin he's a good guy...kind of." The two stood in front of an empty podium and waited.
"Who is Giriko's date, I can't imagine someone actually agreeing to go on a date with that mad man."
"Do you not see what we're doing?"
"We are not dating him!" Kid snapped as a man walked up to them.
"Well, it's not like I don't hear that everyday." The man chuckled. "A table for three I assume." He said with a smirk.
"Four." Kid corrected.
"Spicey." The man winked and gestured for the teens to follow him after grabbing some menus.
"I don't get it."
"And he's clueless too, you're a lucky man." The host nudged Black-Star lightly with his elbow. "Here we are." He set the menus on the table. "Someone will be with you soon, I'll make sure that they wait till the other two show up." The man gave them a salute and walked off.
"This is so stupid, let's just go back."
"Come on Kiddo, give it a shot." Black-Star said as he sat down.
"You just want the steak." Kid stated.
"Absolutely." The star picked up a menu and opened it.
"You're an idiot." The shinigami sighed and sat down, flipping open the menu and skimming its contents.
"We're late and who are these 'friends' we're meeting anyway...oh dear."
"Justin?" Kid gasped.
"Called it." Black-Star said from behind the menu.
"Congratulations." The man with Justin, Giriko, sat down across from Black-Star.
"I'm going home." Justin stated, about to put his earphones back in.
"Chicken." Giriko sang, getting one of Justin's eyebrows to twitch in annoyance. "I thought you said you weren't afraid of anything." The saw bent his arms and started to cluck, getting the attention of several other customers.
"You're a child." Justin snapped at the older man and sat down next to him.
"This is awkward." Kid said softly to Black-Star.
"This is hilarious." Black-Star responded.
"So Kid...you and Black-Star." Justin's foot could be heard tapping against the floor.
"So Justin...you and Giriko." Kid responded.
"It's a long story."
"So is ours." The group of four sat in silence for a minute.
"Hello, my name is Keith and I'll be your waiter, what would you like to drink?" A man asked as he walked up to the table with a notepad in his hands.
"Sprite." The teens said together.
"Beer." Giriko said without a second thought.
"Coffee please." Justin ordered with a smile. Keith smiled back at the man and walked off.
"And I'm the child." Giriko muttered.
"Just because I don't want holes is my liver does not mean I am a child." Justin protested.
"My liver's perfectly fine." The saw stated.
"I bet your liver looks like swiss cheese."
"Better a swiss cheese liver than a boring-ass life."
"Language." Justin warned.
"Ass, ass, ass, shit tit, son of a shit tit, the bitch of a mother fuc-" Giriko stopped when he was slapped upside the head.
"Can't you just feel the love." Black-Star said.
"Justin felt it last night." The saw said softly, earning himself another slap.
"Don't kill each other before you order your food." Keith said as he returned with the drinks. "Your coffee's hot so be careful." He stated, placing the cups on the table. "Are you ready to order or do you still need another minute?"
"Come back in a minute please." Justin answered for the table and Keith nodded before walking off. The four turned when they heard a shout. A group of six men entered the restaurant and were seated. The group was loud and were asked nicely by their waitress to not shout. Kid watched as the group rolled their eyes as they ordered their drinks and the waitress left.
"They got BLT Justin." Giriko said as he read the menu. "Isn't that your favorite sandwich?"
"Um yeah...thanks." Kid and Black-Star shared a look and chuckled at the blonde's embarrassment. "Shut up." Justin muttered and grabbed his wrapped up silverware. He tried to remove the cloth but dropped it.
"Calm down, you're figiting." Giriko said to Justin as he bent down to pick up his silverware.
"I don't figit." Justin protested.
"Hey man, why don't you help your lady?" One of the men from the table of six said to Giriko.
"My lady?" Giriko asked.
"His lady?" Kid and Black-Star said together.
"One, I'm not his." Justin said as he straightened up and faced the six strangers. "And two, I am a man." The guillotine exaggerated his last for words.
"Maybe if you didn't wear a dress, it would be easier on us."
"It's a robe." Justin stated and removed his robe, showing his black pants and black t-shirt.
We thought you were a fine-assed chick, now we see you're just a thin little queer." Kid watched as Justin's hand gripped tightly on the robe sitting on the table.
"And I'm a big queer so I suggest you watch you say." Giriko threatened after taking a swig from his bottle.
"Do you want to start something!?" The man snapped and stood up, his friends letting out cheers of support.
"Gentlemen please, calm down." Keith saw the arguing men and stood between the tables.
"Don't worry it's okay." Giriko stood up, grabbing Justin's cup of coffee. "In fact I would like to apologize." The saw walked past Keith and held out his other hand.
"That's what I thought you bitch." The man walked up to the slightly taller man. Giriko quickly stepped forward, grabbed the front of the stranger's pants and dumped the hot coffee down the man's pants.
"Have fun being a dick with balls of fire!" Giriko shouted and started laughing as the man screamed out in pain.
"Get him!" Another man at the table jumped up and attacked Giriko. The saw easily dodged the man's punch and threw one himself, making the man fall over. And that was when the fight started.
The four other men jumped at Giriko and Justin helped the older man, distracting one of them while Kid and Black-Star climbed over the table and pushed the other two men back. The one man that had been pushed down gathered himself up and jumped on Giriko back, trying to wrap his arms around the saw's neck. Giriko reached back and threw the man to the ground, giving him a quick jab to the side of his head to knock him out.
"Stay down!" Giriko stayed still and watched as a foot flew over his head and slammed itself into a man's stomach. "Pay attention more." Kid stated as he balanced himself out.
"I thought you were Justin." Giriko admitted before leaping up and pushing the man who had been kicked down to the ground. Kid let out a curse after someone punched him in the back of the head. He quickly stepped back and slammed his head into the man's face. Black-Star let out a cheer as he mocked the man he was fighting by putting his hands behind his back and avoiding every punch thrown at him.
"Quit showing off." Justin snapped, but the man laughed afterwards. Justin was doing the same thing with the man he was fighting with.
"I called the cops, all of you get out now!" The waitress from earlier snapped, phone in her hand.
"It's time to leave Giriko." Justin said as he and Black-Star were the first ones out of the building.
The four went off in the other direction as the six, not all fully conscious, strangers. They didn't stop til they were unable to see the restaurant anymore. Kid and Black-Star sat on the ground while Justin and Giriko leaned against a wall, the steps to the DWMA right next to them.
"That was...insane." Justin said between gasps.
"That was...fun." Giriko chuckled. "And why didn't you...pull out the death scythe card?"
"I completly...forgot about it." Justin admitted.
"We still can't tell...Maka and Soul about this?" Black-Star asked Kid.
"Tell them that we fought along side of a...death scythe and the man that tried to kill them...sounds like a plan to me." Kid shook his head.
"So, when's the next...double date?" Giriko asked the group and was responded with a laugh.
They could go to a gun range next time, doesn't that sound like fun?
This chapter was soooo much harder than I thought it would be. I rewrote this thing five times trying to come up with the perfect thing to happen so Giriko could use his 'balls of fire' line.