(Even if the titles funny and stupid, this chapter is NOT supposed to be! Maybe if I have a few exceptions...)

My house is quite small... Compared to Maki's... Obviously (so that's like my house isn't that small!) I got a double bed made out of clams and shells. All of my mermaid furniture is light blue, it usually blends in with the sea. Nozomi's is all light purple. I don't get why Honoka wanted everything orange. It totally does not fit in with the sea. And it was artificial colouring too. Most people's were artificial. Even Maki's. Well she is rich enough to get artificial stuff...

"Man... Elicchi... I haven't been to your house in ages! It's changed a lot!" Nozomi exclaims, surprised.

"Nozomi. You came to my house yesterday... And how has it changed?" I laugh and her mouth turns into a o.

"Hm... It's got a bit wetter here? And your bed's moved 2 centimetres from where I last saw it..." Nozomi explains as she got a ruler out from nowhere and measures everything. "Actually everything's moved by 2 centimetres... Haven't you noticed?"

"What the heck... It's 2 centimetres Nozomi. 2 centimetres. Why the heck would I care!?" I shout and she starts laughing. "...What?"

"Never mind... It's nothing..." She murmured and flopped onto my bed and pulled me on too. "Anyways, how did you know that I wanted to come to your house?"

"... You come everyday..." I reply, thinking that Nozomi's lost her mind. "I thought we promised that we'd go to each other's house everyday..."

"Ah... Okay... Well, it was fun chatting to you today... So what do you wanna do now?" She asks and I sighed.

"Nozomi... That's what you say when you're leaving... Well, what do you wanna do?" I laugh as I imagine us making artificial yakiniku and chocolate.

"Hm... Let's make artificial yakiniku and chocolate!" Nozomi exclaims and I grinned.

"I was just thinking about that!" Nozomi drags us out of my house but we just happened to bump into Nico who was standing right outside my house.

"What do you want Nicocchi? I'm about to make some artificial food with Ericchi," Nozomi says and I suddenly remember. Me Nico and Maki need to meet up in Maki's house for some kind of group meeting. We have play groups which Umi put us in to be with people who we usually aren't with to get along better. I'm in a group with those argumentative kids (even though Nico is about 3 months older than me), Nozomi's with Umi and Rin and The last group is Hanayo, Honoka and Kotori. I wish I was in Nozomi's group... I bet they're most behaved... (Because they've got Umi)

"Okay... Nico, I'll come... Nozomi, go to Umi's house. I'll pick you up once we're finished," I mutter and walk off with Nico.

(Nozomi POV)

"Oh right... Group meetings right now... I totally forgot cause I was having a lot of fun with you!" I muttered and swam of towards Umi's.

Suddenly, a massive shadow loomed over me, and a huge net caught me.

"The hell! I'm..." I scream but I'm lifted over the edge of the sea. These pirate looking men cackle as they see me.

"Ooh we've got a beauty here! What should we do with her?" A pirate chuckles as I get pulled onto their ship. "Lets just feed her first." He picks up a bottle with green water in it. I have no idea what it is so I am not drinking it.

"Open wide!" Another man shouts and uses his dirty hands to try to open my mouth. "Because if you don't sexy mermaid, I'll have to knock the teeth outta you!"

Reluctantly, I open up but I'll spit it out later, they tip it in, the whole bottle, and tape my mouth to force me to drink it. I can't hold it anymore. I just swallow it.

"Good girl, now you won't be mermaid anymore so you can't swim away! Now we can do anything to you!" They screech and they strip me from my mermaid top and my scaly skirt. That's what we come out in once we're out of the water. I'm literally completely naked around these idiots. I scream and scream, hoping that someone will hear me. We haven't moved the boat since they caught me so I at least wish that Umi or Rin heard me.

(Eli POV)

I could hear screaming while Nico was teaching me and Maki how to do her stupid Nico Nico Nii.

"Wait... Guys shush for a minute." I quickly silence them and try to hear clearly. The scream was muffled but I swear that was Nozomi. "Something's happened... To Nozomi!" I quickly swim out of Maki's house with Maki close behind me.

"Nico-chan! Don't come!" Maki bellows and grabs a few nifty weapons from outside her house. A 3 bazookas, a katana which was mine because I told her to look after my weapon. She has high fish security so I trusted her with it.

"Let's get to the surface and get Umi while we're there!" I whisper and she nods. Once we reach Umi's house, she immediately questions us.

"Hey guys, have you seen Nozomi? We've been waiting for her for ages!" Umi exclaims and I quickly put my finger to her lips.

"She's been kidnapped I think! That's why we came! Umi grab your damn bow and let's go!" I whisper fiercely and Umi quickly nods and we get going. There's a massive shadow cast over us three soldier mermaids so we surface and see a massive ship. On the ship I see these stupid pirates and tied to the mast, I see this purple haired girl, with legs but she has a chain of pearls on her head. She was also completely naked. I blush madly and stare back down at the sea.

"Nozomi... I think she's gonna get raped..." I hear Maki quietly say.

"T-That's just... Shameful! And Eli can't even look at her!" Umi exclaimed under her breath.

"Guys... I'm fine... Just needa save Nozomi..." I mutter and duck under the water, pulling Maki and Umi along with me as the Pirates turn around.

"I swear I heard something but never mind..." He said and turned around. I perked my head back up to see Nozomi smiling at me.

"Ill Save you..." I quietly murmur and she nodded. Finally, the boat started moving and we are off on a quest to save my beloved Nozomi.

A/N: ok parts of this is random and I hate writing some particular words in this. You can probably guess... Well how was it like I always say? Comment vote and u know what... Just I hope it isn't too weird... I've got it planned out so yeah... Stay tuned! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*