(Soz for the RANDOMEST title ever again! Just tell me if u hate my titles then I'll change them to proper titles... I just wanted to try this out...)
"Eli... Maki... I think we should get ready... They look like they're going to start sailing any minute now..." Umi whispers and we a nod. Umi gets down from the tree first, followed by Maki, then me and we quietly walk back into the sea, as silent as mice.
"Pst... Guys, I wanna hear and see what they're doing to Nozomi... Please don't watch... I might not be for your age..." I say and surface to see those pirates preparing to rape her. "Oh my god... Your joking..." I quickly duck back into the water and report to Maki and Umi.
"What's up Eli? That was really fast..." Maki smirked and we quietly laughed. "So what did you see that made you come back so quickly?"
"Maki, gimme one of your damned bazookas. I need to make a distraction and hopefully they will think it's unsafe here and onto their territory. You see... I can't let those pirate guys who will die soon take Nozomi's virginity..." I explained and everyone tried stuffing their giggle.
"Oh, is that because... Oh no guys, stop making me think shameful..." Umi muttered and Maki finished her off.
"Umi, we're thinking the same, right? Eli doesn't want those damn pirates to rape her cause Eli wants to be the person who does it with Nozomi first!" Maki laughed and I blushed madly.
"What the... N-No! It's not like that! How did you think of that?" I scream, waving my arms in front of them.
"We thought of that because it's the truth. And you always do that if we get something but you try hiding it. Eli, we've been in a group for years! How do we not know!" Umi and Maki say and I sigh.
"Whatever... Yeah okay, that's the truth... Just... GIMME THE STUPID BAZOOKA!" I suddenly remember that I gotta save Nozomi's virginity so I snatch it from Maki and shoot it in the air.
"Oh god... Even Gods going against us! We should get outta this place now!" We hear a pirate shout and they hastily start to begin sailing.
"That worked... Now that hurries them a bit... Cmon! Let's go!" We laugh and chase after the boats tail, our tails wiggling tirelessly. "I vow that I will save you Nozomi."
"Man, Eli... You really like Nozomi-chan... Don't you?" Maki shakes her head as we carry on swimming, nothing getting in our way. Even seaweed. I hold my nose as we swim past floating, dead seaweed which stays at the top of the sea. " I mean, all you do is think about her!"
"Well don't you always think about your Nico-chan? And doesn't Umi always think about her Kotori-chan?" I grin and look up to the sky. I wish that I could get my Nozomi back.
"Ehhhh! When did I think about Nico-chan? I mean, she's such and idiot and she does her stupid Nico Nico Nii thing..." Maki shouts and Umi laughed with me. "What's so funny?"
"Why did you get me to help you if you don't like Nico? Heehee...that's what I like about you, scarlet tsundere princess!" Maki blush like her favourite food but uses her hands to cover it up. Of course, it was still showing because her whole face was red. "Hehe... And your face is all red!"
"Wah..." Maki sulked because we found out her secret. Maki and I decided to target Umi now. We both stared at Umi.
"Um... Guys, why are you staring at me?" Umi looked around fearfully. "Um... Is something on my face?"
"Umiii! No! We mean... Don't you always think of Kotori?" Maki moaned because Umi was so dumb. It's literally what we've been talking about one second ago.
"Hmm... Yeah I guess... She's like a little sister who always stands up for Honoka when I lecture her..." Umi says and we sighed loudly.
"We mean... Do you like her?" I shout, with and esparrated sigh.
"Hm... Of course I like her... She and Honoka were my first friends..." Umi keeps countering! I know she doesn't like this kind of stuff but can't she just tell the truth?
"I mean in the like like way! Do you love her? Ugh... Your so troublesome Umi..." I stretch as I notice this island with a massive black building on it. " we're almost there..."
"Fine... You got me... I love her, that's Why I care about her..." Umi pouted and grabbed her bow from Maki. I can carry everything if you want... You remember that time when we went to the mountains?"
"Uh... Well, thanks?" Maki says and hands over all the weapons to Umi.
"Man... This is lighter than I expected... Eli, wanna have a go?" Umi says and hands over all of the weapons. It is as heavy as hell. It's probably the weight of 5 Nozomi's!
"H-How is this light?" I scream and pass the weapons back to Umi. "You two are monster..."
Umi and Maki shrug as we watch the pirates get off the boat, carrying the nude Nozomi on a stick like on a campfire roast and take her in. First thing I'm asking Nozomi is if she's lost her virginity,
"Ok... Operation Let's Save Nozomi is... go!" I shout and Maki grabs a bazooka and stands on a cliff. We'll give the signal by sending a silent bazooka bullet up in the air. Umi and I silently stalk the pirates to where they're going to deal with Nozomi.
"Hm... Do you think... We could sell her as a protestute to make money for us... She'll be able to do it all day! How nice!" The man who's carrying Nozomi man cackles while Nozomi's moaning and groaning the whole way.
(I'll do a quick few paragraphs on Nozomi) (Nozo POV)
Argh... These idiots aren't going to sell me! I just know that! But this is real, unlike Elicchi and Maki-chans's plan on Nico... Elicchi... Dasukete... (Save me...)
I don't really like being tied up, stark naked on a branch with really scratchy ropes and a cloth in my mouth to stop me talking, along with tape. Well... I hate it. In the corner of my eye, I could see blonde hair and dark blue hair... I wonder who that is. I look up to see on the cliff, a red haired girl holding a massive gun... Could that be one of her precious bazookas? They're risking so much for me... I really owe them...
"Hey... You girl, do you mind if we do it to you?" A evil guy says and takes out the cloth in my mouth and rips off the tape.
"Yes... A lot... I've got my lover and I need her, not you f***ing idiots..." I reply, not noticing what words I just said.
"Why did you call us that...?" One says and I gasp. I'm afraid of what's going to happen to me.
"Because you are... Um... I don't mean it..." I scream internally. I wonder what Elicchis plan is. I don't care as long as I get free. But I hope she hurried up!
(Eli POV)
Why are they just standing there? There's barely any movement. The faster they go, the faster I can save Nozomi!
"Why are they just standing there? There's barely any movement!" Umi mutters under her breath. That was exactly what I was thinking! Woah... Can Umi read my mind or something? Or maybe she's just like Nozomi? Or maybe... Nozomi taught the whole of Lily White to mind read? Cause I swear once Rin could. I asked her if she could guess what I'm thinking then I will give some artificial ramen to her. We rarely ever get that. So she replied with "Eli-chan doesn't want to give me the ramen!" And she guessed right. If I said I wasn't thinking that and I was thinking I do want to give it to her, then I would have to give it to her anyways, but if I said yeah I was guessing that... Then she basically got it right... That's a really good trick. Tell your friends!
"Eli! Eli! Look! They're starting to go!" Umi kept nudging me and pulled me into another barrel to hide in. "What are you daydreaming about? Rin-chan?" I laugh and respond with a "yeah" and I realise Umi can mind read. Or she just happened to think the same as me.
"So... I wonder what they're going to do with Nozomi?" I try to start up a conversation rather than think about the past.
"Isn't that obvious? They're going to be indecent with her. Isn't that what we already said?" Umi sighed as we continued to hide and stalk. "Well... I think they're almost there. This is like an everlasting maze..."
(Nozomi POV for 1 sentence)
Elicchi... I'm waiting for you... I'll do anything for you... I know you'll come... I close my eyes and stare up at the sky as we walk through a ceilingless passageway.
(Eli POV again...)
Nozomi... I'll come and pick you up from those bandits... Just you wait... I think and grab Umi's arm and follow them. They reach a door which we think they'll put Nozomi in. I am just so glad that it's ceilingless here...
(Maki POV)
Sheesh... What's taking them so long? I'm just gonna sit down and have a cup of tea... I sit in a grassy part of the cliff. I really have nothing to do and I smuggled some tea. Just in case I don't get any water. It doesn't take that long to find where they're going. Does it? I lie down and stretch my arms, I haven't done that in ages because I've been in the water and I don't really need to. I just hope Umi and Eli didn't get caught...
(Umi POV)
I can see determination shining Eli's eyes... I know she really loves Nozomi... That's why we're helping her... Eli helped me and Maki even though it wasn't big of a deal. But I understand this. Nozomi has genuinely been kidnapped, unlike when Eli kidnapped Nico. In the corner of Eli's eyes, tiny shining droplets appear and we advance forwards. We now are right behind the door she's in. I look in hole in the wall to see Nozomi on the opposite side of the wall.
(Eli POV)
"Mkay Umi... Here I go!" I grin and she approves. I shoot my silent bullet upwards, trying not to let the pirates see, and lucky enough, I see Maki in the distance, preparing her bazooka and aiming towards where we are. "Cmon Umi... Maki's gonna fire. Let's go!"
A/N: ok I'm stopping it there. The next chapter is the fight scene and reunion scene! Plz like and tell people about this... I spent a good hour thinking about this once before I fell asleep... Btw guys, please, please, PLEASE REVIEW! I'm dying to get a review for this fic! I thought this fic was pretty good and funny... PLZ REVIEW!