So lately I've been in a Creepypasta mood. Truthfully I've discovered the Slender brothers. Trenderman, Splendorman and Sexual Offenderman...I need a life...
Anyway, so because I've been reading/listening/watching Creepypasta's a lot, I've been a little paranoid and slightly jumpy. And I decided, let's make a Mayhem in Death City chapter about it.
60) Scary Noodles
Black-Star sat in the bedroom alone, the lights off and the star had large headphones over his ears as he leaned towards a computer screen, his eyes wide and biting the nail on one of his fingers. Black-Star suddenly let out a shout, throwing the headphones off of his head and falling back and out of his chair.
"Black-Star, are you okay?" Kid asked as he opened the door to the room, seeing that the lights were off and finding Black-Star on the floor. "Should I even ask?" Kid sighed and flicked the light switch on.
"I'm good, just a stupid jump-scare." Black-Star muttered as he climbed back to his feet and fixed his shirt.
"Aw, did little Black-Star get scared of a little pop-up?" The shinigami asked in a mocking tone.
"I'm not scared, I just wasn't expecting it." Black-Star protested.
"What were you watching anyway?" Kid asked and went over to the computer. "What in the world is a 'Slenderman'?"
"How do you not know Slenderman? He's one of the most popular Creepypasta's out there." Black-Star stated.
"'Creepypasta'?"
"You're joking, I can't believe I'm dating someone who doesn't know what Creepypasta is."
"I can't believe I'm dating someone who's talking about scary noodles." Kid scoffed.
"Creepypasta has nothing to do with actual pasta, Kiddo."
"Then what is it?"
"Why tell you, when you can just look it up yourself?" Black-Star sat Kid down in front of the computer. "Pull up Google and look it up."
"Whatever." The shinigami sighed and typed on the keyboard. "That's the scary Slenderman?" Kid chuckled. "He's smiling and wearing a rainbow polka-dotted suit."
"That's not Slenderman, that's one of his brother Splendorman. You spelled Slenderman wrong, where do you hear a 'p' in 'slender'?"
"I made a typo, sue me." Kid rolled his eyes. "And wait, 'one of'. How many brothers does he have?"
"There are a lot of fan-made brothers but the most popular ones are Splendor man, the nice one and Trenderman, the fashionable one and..." The star clicked his tongue. "Sexual Offenderman, the rapist."
"What?"
"Yeah..." Black-Star leaned over Kid and typed in the name.
"Oh, dear." Kid said.
"Yep."
"Is he wearing pants?"
"Nope. He's completely naked under that trench coat."
"Oh, dear." Kid repeated.
"I could try that sometime." Black-Star chuckled, leaning down to rest his chin on Kid's shoulder.
"Or you could not." Kid pushed the star's head off of him. The shinigami clicked the mouse several times. "What the hell is that?" Kid asked when a creepy looking face popped up.
"Jeff the Killer. He was burned alive by some bullies, went insane and burned off his eyelids and carved a smile on his face. He also kills people and right before he does it, he tells them-" Black-Star leaned forward again and whispered into the shinigami's ear. "-go to sleep."
"You're not scary." Kid stated blankly and continued searching. "Eyeless Jack, Laughing jack, Smile dog, the Rake, Hoodie, Masky." Kid yawned. "So scary." The shinigami let out a laugh. "Tails Doll, Sonic Exe? Really? They're trying to make children characters into scary monsters?"
"They succeeded." Black-Star muttered.
"I'm going to bed." Kid sighed and stood up. "I'll see you in the morning."
"Maybe I could join you?" Black-Star asked with a smirk.
"Nope." Kid turned off the light and closed the door.
"You're no fun." The star huffed and sat down, facing the computer again. "Alright, what's next? Russian sleep experiment?" The star clicked the link and put the headphones back on.
x-x-x
Kid let out a hum when he felt something crawl into his bed, he sat up and was greeted by Black-Star laying in his bed, eyes wide open in fear.
"Black-Star?"
"H-Hey, Kiddo."
"What are you doing?" Kid asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"I just wanted to make sure that you weren't scared, ya know, being all alone in this large, empty, dark house." The star said.
"Did you get scared again?"
"No, no, no. Me? The amazing Black-Star scared? Nah, I'm too much of a man for that."
"Really?" Kid chuckled and started to get up.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to use the restroom." Kid responded and left the star alone in the room. Black-Star watched the door and flinched at the smallest of sounds that could be heard from outside and throughout the house, but the star did manage to doze off several minutes later. Kid returned to the room and saw that Black-Star was asleep and he had an evil smirk on his face before he stepped back out of the room.
Kid went through Liz's makeup and found some red lipstick and used it to paint a long smile on his face and he also found some black eye-shadow and used it to cover his eyelids and he figured he was pale enough and didn't need to find any white face paint. The shinigami chuckled and with his face complete he went back to his room.
The shinigami slowly and quietly walked over to his bed. He smirked again and gently pressed a hand to Black-Star's chest, waking the star up a little. Kid leaned forward and whispered into the star's ear.
"Go to sleep." Black-Star's eyes popped open, he saw Kid's painted face and he let out a scream. The star rolled over and fell out of the bed and Kid started laughing.
"You're not scared, huh?" Kid asked with a chuckle.
"Kiddo?" Black-Star stood back up. "What the hell Kid! You almost gave me a heart attack!"
"Guess I'll have to try harder next time."
"I'm gonna kill you!" Black-Star said and lunged at the paler boy.
"Isn't that my job?" Kid asked as he stepped to the side and avoided the star. The shinigami felt the bed hit the back of his legs and Black-Star pushed him back. Kid let out a soft grunt as he landed on the bed. Black-Star stepped between the shinigami's legs and rested his hands at both sides of Kid, keeping him in place.
"Then I'll be Sexual Offenderman." Black-Star grinned before kissing Kid harshly. When they parted, Kid started laughing. "What?"
"Your...your face." Kid gasped for breath as he continued laughing.
"What?" Black-Star repeated, not being able to see the lipstick smeared all over his mouth and some of it even ended up on his nose, making him look like a clown. Kid kept laughing and the star frowned, the mood he was just in five seconds ago, was now ruined.