Someone mentioned that I should call my readers Vegorites and several people have agreed with that...so...guess what I'm calling you guys now.

Alright, a guest called; AkaTheLemonLover, requested a chapter with 'closets, kissing, and a terrified Black-Star' and The One Who Will Ship the Yaoi requested a chapter with 'Ox walking in on Kid and Black-Star making out in a closet after a huge blowout fight that the whole school witnessed' and I decided to combine those two requests together and make one fabulous chapter. I hope you two don't mind.

63) Scarred For Life

"So I've decided to start calling myself a 'love guru'." Ox chuckled as he adjusted his glasses.

"How the hell are you a 'love guru'?" Kilik asked. The two boys were sitting in the hallway of the DWMA, waiting for the bell that tells them to get to class to ring.

"We all know that I got Soul and Maka together." Ox said proudly.

"Dude, you tripped over your own feet and pushed Maka at Soul. Anyone could do that, a freaking chair in the wrong spot could have done the same job." Kilik scoffed.

"What about me and Kim?"

"There is no you and Kim and there probably will never be a you and Kim."

"There's no need to be an asshole." Ox muttered and opened his backpack.

"I'm your friend, it's kind of my job." Kilik chuckled, looking down the hall and making sure that Pot of Thunder and Pot of Fire were still playing with the water fountain.

"You could show some support." Ox said.

"Then it wouldn't be any fun." Kilik stated.

"Get back over here, right now!" A scream interrupted Kilik's and Ox's conversation.

"I'm not your bitch, I can go where I want!" The two boys shared a look and scrambled to their feet, running to where the source of the fight was.

"Well you're acting like a bitch, so you can get over here!" Kilik and Ox had to fight through the crowd that had formed and they were greeted by Black-Star and Kid shouting at each other right outside of the DWMA.

"I actually want to be in class on time for once and you're stopping me!" Black-Star snapped.

"Like hell you want to be in class on time, you're just trying to avoid this argument!" Kid snapped back.

"What's going on?" Ox asked the girl standing next to him as Kilik went to talk to other students.

"Kid and Black-Star are fighting." The girl answered.

"Yes, I can see that. But what about?"

"Everyone else said that it's about Black-Star saying that he didn't want to go to some party." The girl said. "I believe they're just grouchy with how many missions they've been forced to do lately without each other. So they have, ya know-" The girl leaned forward and whispered. "-sexual tension." Ox made a disgusted face and stepped away from the girl and back over to Kilik, the thought of Black-Star having 'sexual tension' was not something he needed in his head.

"So apparently Kid's pissed about Black-Star refusing to go to some party, which is actually not really a party. It's one of those, piano playing and 'would you like a piece of cubed cheese on a toothpick?' and stuff like that." Kilik said when he saw his friend rejoin him.

"I really hope it's that reason." Ox muttered.

"What other reason would there be?" Kilik asked.

"None, none at all." Ox said, dismissing the subject.

"Quit being a spoiled ass and get over it!" Black-Star shouted, the crowd reacting with an exaggerated 'o'.

"At least I don't smell like a spoiled ass! It's called a shower Black-Star, ever heard of it!?" Kid's response made the crowd shout even louder, but neither boy seemed to notice their audience as they glared at each other.

"Hopefully this doesn't end up violent." Ox heard Maka said under her breath behind him and he ended up missing Black-Star's comment that made Kid angry enough to punch him across the face. The crowd roared at the action and Ox had to push through people to prevent himself from getting hit as well. He made it to the front of the crowd and saw that Kilik had as well. Ox looked back over at Kid and Black-Star, both now in a full out fight.

"You get Black-Star, I'll get Kid!" Kilik shouted over the cheering crowd and took off.

"Can't I just wait for Kid to kick his ass first?" Ox asked out loud and ran off towards the two boys anyways.

"Cut it out Kid!" Kilik snapped and tried to get his arms around the shinigami. "You're better than this!"

"Where's Stein when you need him!?" Ox exclaimed after trying to stop Black-Star and ended up getting elbowed in the face.

"Probably smoking in the back!" Kilik answered and yelped as he was thrown back onto the ground.

"That's enough!" Several gun shots went off and Kid and Black-Star stopped their fighting. Liz stood with Patty in her hand, the gun barrel pointed up and Tsubaki was next to her, arms crossed over her chest.

"You two are fighting over nothing." Tsubaki snapped. "Black-Star, come with me, we're going to class." The look on her face said that there would be trouble if Black-Star disobeyed.

"We'll be in later." Liz said to Tsubaki as the girl walked away with her meister. Liz released her sister and Patty went back to human form.

"Why were you and Black-Star fighting?" Patty asked. "Was it something I did?" Tears formed in her eyes and she sniffed. "I'm sorry Kid."

"It's okay Patty, you did nothing wrong." Liz hugged her sister and looked over at Kid. The shinigami looked at the ground in shame and put his hands in his pockets. The crowd soon grew bored and split apart, all going to class.

Ox had was walking down the hallway alone several minutes later. He had forgotten an assignment in his locker and decided to go and get it real quick before the tardy bell went off. Everyone else was sitting in class, gossiping about the fight that had happened earlier and he wasn't sure where Kid and Black-Star had ran off to. He hadn't seen Kid walk in nor did he see Black-Star in class. Tsubaki had told him that her meister had gone off for the bathroom, but he had a hard time believing that.

He paused his walking when he heard a strange sound. The sound happened again and Ox looked over at the janitor closet that was next to him and feared what might be behind the door. He sucked in a deep breath and held out his chest. Maybe if he face what was behind the door, Kim would think he was brave. Then he would prove to Kilik that there would be a 'him and Kim'.

"Show yourself, foul beast!" Ox shouted as he threw open the door. He quickly screamed after seeing what was making that noise and quickly slammed the door shut. The boy whimpered and stared at the door for a second. Black-Star stepped out from behind the door, tucking his shirt back into his pants.

"Hey Ox...you're not, uh, you're not going to tell anyone about what was going one in there...right?" The star nervously chuckled.

"He better not!" Kid shouted from behind the door. Ox didn't say anything, he only whimpered again, turned around, started running away and flailed his arms as he screamed in terror.

I know the person said 'terrified Black-Star', but terrified Ox was more fun.