A/N: So thanks for all of you who read and those reviews really inspired me! I know it wasn't that many reviews, but i hope there will be more in the future!

Chapter 2

(End of school that day)

"Hey babeh," Troy said in a deep voice as he walked up to Gabriella at her locker, "about tonight. I've gotta shoot some-" At that very moment Alexandra walked by. Troy's mind went blank and he sputtered "*ahem* i've gotta shoot some uh some footballs with my dad."

"Uhhhuh yeah, my eyes are up here, not on Alexandra's ass.." Snapped Gabriella.

"Huh? Oh I'm just comparing your ass and hers." Troy said quickly trying not to make the girl mad.

"Mines better right?" Gabriella asked as she began to compare asses as well.

"Excuse me?" Alexandra said, "I would love it if you would stop staring at my ass. I'm only into men." Alexandra then proceeded to take a minute to check out Troy. "Oh, and since we're checking out asses here. You have a nice one." She said while looking at Troy.

Troy blushed; he Legitly blushed. It was red as a white boys bare ass after being slapped ten times by John Cena(he's a wrestler BTW).

"I see the one," Troy began singing "because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe got to my place and just kick it like TaeBo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me. Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'til you get sore((Smack that by Akon and Eminem))" but Alexandra interrupted him and now Chad who had joined in.

"Is this a regular thing for this high school?" she asked

''It's regular when we see an ass as prime as yours babeh" said Dabney. Then Dabney began to laugh and took Alexandra by the arm to explain this weird school.

"*ahem* Troy you were saying something about football?" Gabriella asked.

"Oh ohhh ohhhhhhhhhh can we reschedule?"

"Fine." Gabriella slammed her locker and walked off with a huff.

"MAYBE WE SHOULD SING ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!" suggested Dabney, cupping her hands over her mouth to make sure that everyone around heard their cue.

Then Troy began singing "You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive."

Gabriella piped "It must be the ganja, It's the marijuana that's creeping all up on me while I'm so high"

"I killed superman I killed supah-man" sung Troy.

"Ugh whatever I have to go and since you cancelled you better NOT be hanging with Alexandra." Gabriella scoffed angrily.

Troy leaned against the lockers head in his hands. What do i do? he thought I have two beautiful options, but who do i go after ugh. Then a familiar person came up to him and nudged him with her shoulder.

"Hey, look It'll be okay." the girl said.

Troy looked up and smiled a weary smile. "Thanks that means a lot. I just don't know who to choose. They are both very attractive."

Monika Bengs, the girl, looked at him with a soft smile. "Look buddy just follow your heart."

"But…" Troy had a sad face. Monika now stood in front of him and gave him an encouraging smile. Troy smiled back weakly.

Monika still with the encouraging smile said in a soft motherly like voice, "Hey little bitch suck it up or go suck Chad 'cause you're acting like a complete fucktard." Then as kindly as she said those words she slapped him across the face just like a mother would when helping out their hormonal son.

"What the-" Monika left as suddenly as she came leaving Troy baffled. Daphne McRenry(Dabney's evil and well straight twin sister) walked up to the red faced Troy. She took one look at him and grimaced.

"You look ew." she began to walk away but continued talking, "But you're my sister's best friend for some odd reason so whats your prob?"

"What's my problem?", Troy whispered lowly. "What's my PROBLEM?!", he increases in volume as his face begins to contort into dangerously fugly territories. "WHAT'S MY PRUHBLUHM? I'll tell you my problem! My problem is that not only am I stuck between two glorious, beautiful...round...", here, Troy begins to daze off, drooling enough water to fill the Nile as Sir Mixalot's 'I Like Big Butts' play in the background. He snaps out of it and continues with his rant. "Not only am I stuck between picking two hot pieces of ASS. I also have to worry about my sexual orientation! Ever since that awesome, glorious, and beautiful BAMF Monika Bengs told me to suck my Chaddie's *ahem* Hostess brand twinkies, I've been having this weird fuzzy feeling in my tummy." He turns to Daphne, the evil little slut who Troy always unreasonably hated because she shared the same name as that two-faced whore from Scooby, and pouted with tears tinkling down his face like how a mutt's piss will do to a fire hydrant and says, " I don't know what it is, but I like it."

"Uhhh well according to this website I mean u could just be umm what's the word it says man eccentric but I think it means gay." Daphne said hoping this helped at all because even though this guy was some weirdo jock boy it was her sisters friend and as much as she didn't act like it she loved her sister. "So" she continued as she closed her tablet case, "to gay or not to gay that is the question my boy."

Then as if it was the universe answering his questioñ Alexandra walked up, but Alexandra kinda tripped. She also fell towards Troy. Therefore, her big boulders smashed into his face.

She smelled like burritos. It was nice. Welp I'm not gay bitches thought Troy as he tried not to move between the pretty sweet boobies.

Alexandra slowly moved back and readjusted herself and said "Uh woops I tripped I'd say sorry but I doubt u minded" She walked away bored with being at school.

"Aye Troy what's wrong, you look like a dolphin stole your penis." Said another female friend of his.

"Hay Sarah" he said to the girl in front of him she wore a regular show dress and Star Wars high heels. The dress was skimpy too.

Sarah Grains looked at the boy who was eyeing her. "Whaddup"

"I'm feeling bi curious and I like two different girls so yah thas bout it. My life sucks blah blah blah some other shit I don't feel like talking about"

"Well according to Dave Ramsey whenever a person is feelin-" sarah trailed off being distracted by a fight about to happen.

"KEEP YO HANDS OFF MY GIRL!" a buff male student yelled as punches were blindly thrown towards another student.

"I DONT WANT YOUR GURL I'M GAY YOU DUMB but I do want them digits hmu" said the scrawny male student snapping his fingers with a wink.

"Ahem... as I was saying... oh hey Alexandra!" Sarah joined her friend and walked off not thinking twice about the confused basketball player. Troy decided it was best to just go home.

(Later at his house)

Troy say in his bed contemplating his options. This was a hard decision he thought. Then his saving grace Dabney climes through the window.

"Hey bud what's up?" She said.

"Give Ya one guess" he replied looking glumly at his shoes.

"Okay I'm tired of you moping around. If you really wanna figure out who you should be with go on a date with both of them. Or well at least try to. Take them both, on separate occasions of course, to Lil Paul's Pizzer Town and while eating say 'this pizza is aggressive' if she understands there Ya go. If not, they out the door." Dabney explained while using big hand gestures to prove some point.

"Alright, but what if they both get it or both don't?"

"If they both get it then tell them what you did and see if one gets angry and doesn't wanna be with you. If they both don't then well they aren't for you tudah"

Troy sat there for a minute and then nodded and said "alright I'll try".

A/N: Thanks for reading! Please review! Maybe even tell us how you think it's going! Do you like this direction?

*****Coming up:*****

•Who will understand the reference?

•Does Dabney find a new love?

•Is it sharpay!?

•Is Ryan truly gay?

Keep reading to find out!

The songs used were:

"Smack That" - Akon and Eminem

"Rain man" -Eminem

"Must Be the Ganja" - Eminem

Any other songs yall want?