I do not own Harry Potter and Avengers, this is fan fiction.
Natasha saw him store his old armor like it was a treasured family heirloom. "Since we are in a rather romantic relationship, I need to ask you a simple question. Do you have any kids I should know of?" Harry looked at her and smiled. "I have two sons and they are both the cause of many headaches for me. They each took nicknames after animals."
"My eldest calls himself Sabertooth, and my youngest calls himself wolverine. But I would call him a Tanzanian devil and you would agree if you ever saw him eat. " She could not believe it one was a known menace and the other if her reports were to be believed suffered amnesia and was part of the group Charles Xavier was leading, the so called X-men.
" So do you think they know of you? " Harry looked as if it was a painful topic." The way their mother and I separated was anything if not unfriendly. I would not be so surprised if she gave both our sons to the government as lab rats. She was an anti-mutant leader last time I saw her. You can guess why she hates mutants so much, but she was said to have been wishing me a very painful death on her own deathbed. "
" Victor and Logan are probably the last members of the Creed line. Logan fought alongside me and Steve during the second world War. Victor never cared about anyone but himself. So he rejected my request to stop the Nazi death camps and he rejected the notion that I was his father. A harder head I have only met a few times. "
" Logan has amnesia as far as I can tell. I heard he does not have a clue why. " Harry looked sad, almost like he knew something." He has an adamantium bullet inside his skull. It is constantly doing damage. If it was not for his heal factor he would be dead, Victor shot him as a contract hit done by a director of something called the weapon x project. He killed his wife, and then when he was found by Logan, he was shot in the head by his own brother and left for dead. "
" I have looked for decades to a way to remove the bullet, but so far all tells me if I do. My son will die. " Nick just had to walk in on their private conversation." We just got a call from a professor Charles Xavier, it seems a member of his staff on vacation had an encounter with a man named Victor Creed. They are both fighting each other and causing a lot of collateral damage in a town. Something I imagine you would care about Harry. "
" Your mission is to stop this fight and bring back their staff for medical treatment. Don't worry we are not going to do anything bad to your boy. " Harry got up and placed his mask on." I should hope not, or you are going to find out why they call me Reaper. " Natasha followed him as he left the helicarrier mess hall.
" When is this guy ever going to trust me? " Hawkeye walked in and said with a smile." Probably around the time you are honest with him, or when Viper grows a conscience. Which ever happens first. " Nick glared at him, and walked off." Shut it, Skippy. You are one to talk. "
The jet ride was particularly quiet, except for Harry checking and re-checking his equipment. Natasha did not like the looks of it." What is making you worry? Come on, you know I love you, you can tell me. " Harry looked at her and smile." You have any idea how many probable reasons Nick Fury would want my little boy. I can think of two that scare the living daylights out of me. "
" Lab rat or kill him? " Natasha asked him as the jet landed." Exactly. They are doing things to my brother, so I wouldn't put it past him that he wants to do experiments on him to turn him back to the weapon x. If not he could try and kill him for the body so he can have something to extract and learn the reason for his healing ability. "
Harry walked out and was greeted by a rather beautiful red head." Jean Grey, why am I not surprised to see you here. " She smiled and walked towards them."Because this just happen to be my honeymoon, and my husband is fighting Sabertooth to try and prevent him from raping me." Harry could not help but to shake his head as he heard that.
"Great, just great. My two sons fighting over a red haired beauty, why am I not surprised? " Natasha greeted her and walked towards her partner and lover." Tell me do you and your boys have a history of liking red heads or am I imagining things. "
Harry looked at her." My first wife and their mother and you. I clearly do have a thing for beautiful, strong minded red heads. But I worry more about my boys, so come on Black Widow, let's see if we can stop those two from destroying the rest of this town. "
Harry made a giant net out of simple ordinary plastic. It stopped both Sabertooth and wolverine for a few minutes."Victor mind telling me why do you hate your brother some much? He finally got most of his mind in order, and here you are trying to kill him. " Wolverine just told him they had no other reason that the sheer fact they wanted the other dead, and that it was none of his business, so butt out.
" Ok, Logan you clearly do not remember me so much. So here is a reason for you two to stop fighting, opening your ears and listen. Victor, Logan I am your father. Your very very upset and angry father. And God help me if you say a single insulting remark, and I will do the same thing I should have done in your childhood. I will place you on my lap and whip your behind with my belt. "
" So let me gets this straight you are dressed in a suit that makes you look like a complete and utter psychopath. You trapped us in a net made our of hundreds of plastic bottles, and you are our father we clearly have no memory of you at all. Victor here for the last decade actually believed he was my dad. But in reality he is my brother. Ok, Bob, what mental hospital did you break out off so I can take you back, after I am done killing this other nutcase?"
"Logan I really did not want to do this, but clearly I have to. Victor you have a birthmark in the same of a cross on the left side of your ass, Logan you loved peanut butter sandwiches till you were 10 years old and had them in every school lunch I and your mother ever made for you, and Victor pissed on his bed till he was six years old. Boys I am not crazy or lying. I am your father. "
"So that is why I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You know any reason why I can remember my past?" Harry sat them both down. "That is simple, you have an adamantium bullet in your skull. I have spent a lot of time and effort trying to remove it, without actually killing you. But the fact that I have never been able so get a magnetic resonance scan of your head might have something to do with it. "
Victor asked why he was not present in most of their childhoods then." Victor I was till you both told me that you were old enough to make your own decisions. Like when you both joined armed forces. In Logan's case we fought together to liberate Jews from the death camps. You, me and your uncle Steve. You do remember your uncle Steve Rogers don't you? "
Logan said he did not remember that at all, he didn't even remember being in that war at all. He also made some snide remarks that he was obviously too young to even have been in that war to begin with. Harry did not want to do this in front of his potential daughter in law, but seeing that he really needed him to believe him, he summoned his old family album.
He used a spell to project the images he was touching onto a wall. "This was your mother, she died of a rare illness, this was you when you were five years old and this is me carrying you for the first time the day you were born, the nurse called you cute, but weight like a bag full of bricks. I have to admit you looked like you were several months old the day you were born. "
" And this is Victor and you playing with the family dog. You two used to love playing with her, throwing a stick so that she would catch it and bring it to each other. Poor dog died when she tried to save Victor from getting hit by a drunk driver. Those crazy guys, who drinks and drives a cart like that. "
Logan could clearly see that the four of them were close, but he did not remember any of this." Look, is there any point to this? For all I know this is made up, a scam trying to get something out of me. " That was the last straw," According to you two I never met you, right? Then I would not know your handwriting now would I? "
Both had to agree that he would not. The last thing he touched and was projected was a get well card. 'To daddy, please get better soon.' Logan clearly saw it was indeed his handwriting. Victor saw his as well. 'If you do, I promise to get along with my crybaby brother.'
"I guess you can just add that to the pile of broken promises you made Victor. You two fought so much that made your mother worry so much, her illness was a weak heart. Because of you two fighting she died in when she was 54 years old. I told you two that I could not stand seeing you two fight like that. I knew that you two were adults and so I left you two to live how you wanted. The war was over. "
" But dad, you could have stayed and talked to us about it, instead you just left. " Logan could not believe what Victor said." If I stayed then, I was liable to beat the living daylights out of you where you two would still be in a comma. I was very, very angry with you two. Because of your constant envy fights you caused the death of my wife, your mother. I had half the mind of killing you both on the spot. Murder was a death penalty offense where we lived at the time. "
Jean just had to ask what caused the envy fights in the first place." Logan had a much stronger healing factor than Victor, took more after his mother. He clearly got her temper. Don't get me wrong he had my healing factor, but not as strong as Logan, and so... "
Natasha was not surprised at all. She flat out said brothers tend to fight each other, but they clearly should have done so in a more private setting and where they did not cause so much collateral damage." No kidding, half the businesses in this town are going to need some major repairs. "
Harry let his boys down and then they saw him make a small wooden stick. He began walking through the damage and waving the stick. Miraculously the damage seemed to repair as he did that. The two brothers walked by and where both looking at Natasha with a confused look.
"Well, that takes care of the damage, any questions boys? " Logan was simply stunned that the guy repaired everything with a stick he made appear and disappear like nothing at all. Then both were also quite stunned to find that their father was still alive and looked so young. Victor recovered enough to ask him who the woman he arrived with.
"Oh, that is right, I never did introduced you to her did I? This is my lover and if I am lucky your future stepmother, She is Natasha Romanova. Natasha these two rowdy punks are my sons, Logan and Victor. Come on boys at least say hello. "
" Next thing you are going to tell me Captain America used to change our diapers and he babysit so that you could take our mom out on dates. " Harry did not have the heart to tell him that not only he did that, but he was also godfather to both of them.
Victor again promised to try to get along with his brother, and Logan promised that next time he broke his promise, he would do his best to try and fight him somewhere not as populated as a town. Jean told him not to worry she had a plane to take them back to the professor. Victor said that he had some business to take care off but he would give Logan his current address and that he would love for him to visit him sometimes. Maybe he could help him with his idiot son.
Natasha got on the jet and saw Harry simply appear on his seat. As the jet took off, she asked him something she would always remember. "Were you serious when you told them I was their future stepmother?" Harry smiled at her with a look of absolute honesty. "Why would I lie to my sons? Of course I mean it. We are so busy however I simply had no time to do all the necessary things."
He began to count them off with his finger. The engagement ring, the romantic dinner, the church, the wedding dress, the guest list, the catering and then the honeymoon. "With how busy we are, when am I supposed to find time to get all those things planned little alone taken care off."