Just to let you guys know, THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER. THESE ARE PROMOTIONAL ITEMS YOU CAN GET IN THE GAME.
Without further interruptions, here is the story.
Pyro woke up to the sound of someone screaming. It was coming from upstairs. She quickly got her suit on and went upstairs.
There was a blood stopping scream come from the scout's room. Heavy, Medic, Engineer, and Spy were already there.
"Medic, you, Pyro, and I will go and investigate zis. Heavy keep Sasha at ze ready. I swear, if zose BLUs tried to kill ze scout agian, zey will have zome trouble." Spy said.
Pyro broke down the door, and charged inside, her backburner at the ready. Medic had an Uber on his Quick fix at the ready, and spy had gone in the room and turned invisible. Scout was clinging to the ceiling, and looked a bit demented. His head was a bit black, as was curved. He had a tail, and what looked like an insect. He slowly let out a animal like screech. He charged down and bolted out the door. Heavy looked a bit dazed.
"What ze hell was zat?!" Spy screamed.
"I do not know but, I would LOVE to get my hand on that." Medic said.
"Huh, Heavy feel funny." Heavy said, obviously dazed. "I think tiny baby man went to the fence."
Pyro took off her mask. "Doc, I think I saw that on some kind of creepy movie." Pyro said.
Demo then marched into the door. "Aye lass, I think I saw it in some movie. Me an' Solly went and saw it. Think it was called Aliens"
"And how long did you think about this?!" Solider roared.
"I will not tolerate some mutant maggot egg to give birth to some mutant maggot alien parasite that turns the host into more mutant maggot aliens!"
Soilder grabbed his black box. He hung an unusual scout shako with the burning effect on and pulled out the reserved shooter.
"Get ready NOW MAGGOTS!" Solider roared.
Medic grabbed his regular medi gun, his crusader's crossbow, and his vita saw. Demo got his loose cannon, chargin' targe, and his uberpoolcaliber. He then put on his king of scottland cape. Pyro got her new weapons; The nastro neapalmer, and an unusual bubble pipe with the planets effect. She then went out and with the others went and looked for scout.
It didn't take long for them to find Scout. He was clawing at his skull outside 2fort. Next to the fence was a large meteor. Scout didn't look happy.
Scout then looked their way, his "no eyes" digging holes into Medic. Medic looked a bit like the time he pulled an uber for heavy. Scout then pointed to the meteor. A gurgling came out. Out of the meteor came a horde of at least 10 aliens that looked like scout. Soilder opened fire on the scouts and all the while, pyro was burning holes in them. Demo was shooting his cannonballs to keep them back. Medic was shooting his crusaders crossbow from a distance to heal everyone and to keep back the horde. As the 10 scouts fell, 20 more boston bash bat scouts came running out. Soilder almost died from this horde. All the while, the red scout had hopped onto the fence and was clawing his skull. After the last wave of scouts, a group of 30 scouts came out with sandmans and flying guletes. Medic and soilder found themselves respawning. Scout himself was watching and was having a metal struggle.
Inside scout's head
"No! I do not want to freaking fight my freinds!" Scout said to the monster inside his mind. It was tall and overwhelming. It was practically towering over scout in his head.
"But you must, my child" the thing said.
Scout had suddenly thought of something inside his head.
"Alright, I'll fight my friends." He said
Outside scout's head.
Scout had suddenly started lashing out at the alien scouts. Hissing and growling, he pulled out a spellbook.
"Tynouras biangas!" Scout said. In a flash of light, there were 4 more identical scouts.
"Sweet" one of them said.
With about 5 alien scouts hitting and bashing the other scouts with their hands, then managed to pull them back into the meteor.
Engineer then came out with a PDA.
"Sorry I took so long. I got attacked by some alien scouts for lack of a better term." Engie said not taking his eyes off of the PDA. He then pushed a button, and the meteor exploded into the air. It then went sailing for space.
"Pitty the poor dumpkofs that get those things." Medic said.
"After these things and the meteor came, I remembered that I had some explosives underneath the fence." Engie said.
Pyro groaned and went back to her base. It had been hecktic, and she never wanted to do it agian. She could faintly hear scout and medic arguing.
"NO DOC, you are not dysecting me to see how I work." Scout said firmly.
"Oh, but you are facinating. I would love to know how to make more of you" Medic said.
"Doc, If you clone me, you will have deep trouble." scout said, looking away from medic.
"Well, I would at least see how you heart works." Medic said.
" NO DOC!" Scout said, a scowl escaping his alien like face.
"Well, then welcome back to OHMEGOTSCOUT!" Medic wailed.
Scout had batted a basball into the balls of the surgion. He then pulled out his spellbook.
"Testiculas Fircracknis!" scout said.
"Scout, what have you done?" medic wailed.
"Turned your testicals into firecrackers." Scout said.
An Explosion rocked the base fallowed by medic screaming and scout whistleing.
Yes. Pyro thought. This is a good group of friends.