The gang walked down to the beach, after a breakfast buffet, the girls wearing sunglasses, and holding their boyfriends/girlfriends hands. The girls were badly hung over, except Maya, and were silent, while sometimes moaning when their headache became worse, or they couldn't see. The boys and Maya tried not to laugh, at their girlfriends, because they knew they'd get kicked for being loud.
"Isn't that the DJ?" Toby asked, pointing to the lifeguard who was on a tall chair. The boys looked.
"Yeah it is, but hopefully he doesn't bother us." Caleb said, and caught Hanna's attention who was discussing nail colors with the rest of the girls.
"Who doesn't bother us?" She asked, as the girls looked to the boys.
"The lifeguard, slash DJ." Ezra said, and the girls looked to the lifeguard, with an afro, who was checking out every girl in sight.
"Perv." Aria and Hanna said at the same time, as they saw his facial expressions changing. He was flat-chested, nowhere near to a six-pack or in the least a two pack, and he wasn't as good looking as the guys, by far. He had green eyes, and tanned skin, a bit darker than Caleb's.
"He looks like one." Spencer observed, and they laid their towels out on the sand, and laying down. The boys got a ball, and went to play it in the ocean while they talked sports and manly things. (Fail. Epic Fail.) "Oh, where did you get your wedges I really like them." Spencer told Aria, who giggled.
"Well, let's say I slapped a bitch." Aria said, and covered her mouth.
"I see Han and I have rubbed off on you." Maya said, smiling.
"When?" Emily asked.
"Well, Ezra and I went shopping, because I needed someone to carry my bags. And I saw this shoe shop sale, you know the one that's absolutely mental." Aria said.
"Oh, I know the one you mean. It's on Twentieth Street in Philly. Thirty minute shoe sale every six months." Hanna said. "Go on."
"Well, I saw these wedges, and I reached for them, the same time this other girl reached for them. So we did this snatching fight, she pushed me with her heel, and I slapped her, and I got the shoes. They were like a fiver."
"Yeah, and that is where I get all my shoes from, I get about twenty pairs every six months, and if they don't fit, pack them up send them to headquarters, and I've got the whole price back. They also do clothes sale every six months, I need to take you guys."
"So have you slapped anyone else?" Spencer asked.
"Of course I have, why do you think I have such big rings. They do damage." Aria said. They all laughed, and the lifeguard caught sight of them. He recognized them from the bar last night. They were still laughing when he came over. He crouched down, and the girls stopped laughing. He took in all their appearances, and the girls felt disgusted by him.
"Hey, I saw you guys last night. You were awesome. But these guys came, and took all the fun away." He said, flashing them a smile, which were perverted, and flirty. The girls sighed, they got this all the time. So did the boys, but they always came up with a witty comment.
"Well those guys are our boyfriends, and they were taking care of us so we didn't do anything we wouldn't regret." Spencer said.
"Oh, and they're over there." Aria said, circling the three boys in the ocean with her pointer finger. The lifeguard, stayed where he was, and flashed them all a wink. He looked at them, and caught sight of Hanna's cleavage. He stared.
"Hello, pervy perverson. These are my boobs." She circled her breasts. "These are my eyes." She circled her eyes. "Look up here, or you will get a slap." Hanna shouted in his face, and the boys got out of the ocean, and started to walk up to the girls, who were lying on their stomachs.
"What if I don't?" Hanna slapped him in the face. He got up, and walked away, slowly.
"Told you, you'd get that slap, you deserved it you pervert." She shouted, as he walked away.
"What happened?" Caleb asked, as the boys laid down next to their girlfriends. Toby next to Emily and Spencer, Ezra next to Spencer and Aria, and Caleb next to Aria and Hanna, while Maya sat on the same towel as Emily.
"He came over and, he stared at my boobs, after checking us out."
"Then why'd you slap him, Han." Caleb asked.
"Because he wouldn't stop, and he deserved it."
"So, what did we do in the bar last night?" Aria asked, and the three boys laughed, and found their phones.
"You really want to know?" Ezra asked.
"Just as long we didn't do shots off anyone, I think we're fine." Spencer said.
"Alright, but don't get mad. You were pretty wasted." Toby said.
"Just play the videos." Maya moaned, and the boys did so. They sucked in their smiles, and bit their knuckles to stop them laughing. The girls all groaned when the fifteen minute tape was over.
"Don't ever let us do something like that drunk ever again." Emily said face-palming.
"You decided to do it." Ezra said, and the boys laughed again.
"How drunk were we, exactly?" Hanna asked.
"About ten shots of Vodka drunk or so." Caleb said.
"And whose idea was it?" Emily asked.
"Hanna's." The three boys said simultaneously.
"Obviously." Spencer said.
"Yeah, but you suggested the second round." Toby said, bumping his shoulder with Spencer's.
"Ha." Hanna said, pushing her sunglasses higher on her face.
"I'm not the one on time-out, am I?"
"You've been on time-out."
"About a gazillion times." Aria said, giggling, and bending back her fingers.
"How the hell do you do that?" Toby asked, and the girls laughed.
"It's her syndrome!" Emily said, smiling.
"It shouldn't even be a syndrome, it's the shittiest syndrome ever." Aria said, face palming.
"What are the effects of your syndrome?" Caleb asked, the whole group now grinning, except for Aria.
"I'm too flexible apparently."
"How can you be too flexible?" Ezra asked.
"Well, when I was in eighth grade I sprained both my ankles, and the person diagnosed me with a syndrome, hypermobility. So I could be walking down the street, and my ankles, arms or anything can just break."
"Have you been walking down a street, and you just fall over with a broken leg." Maya said.
"No, surprisingly."
"Why surprisingly?" Toby asked.
"Have you seen the heels I walk in?"
"How can you walk in heels, I mean isn't it painful?" Caleb said, and the girls nodded.
"Very, and back onto Aria's syndrome." Hanna said.
"I might just kill you." Aria said.
"With what, your syndrome." Hanna teased, making them laugh.
"No, with a dull knife." Aria had a straight face, so did Hanna, and the rest were smiling.
"Why a dull knife?" Spencer said, and Aria sighed.
"Like, lazy killers just use a proper knife. One or two stabs they're dead, but if you want to actually make the kill hurt, you would use a dull knife. Yeah, it would take more effort, but it would rip, and that would be more painful for the person who's being stabbed." It was silent, Aria laughed, at her friends whose mouths were agape. "Didn't expect that did ya?"
"I don't know about you, but I'm actually quite proud that you would think of that." Spencer said.
"That is what you get from watching crime shows." Aria said.
"And next time you look at me crazily for watching scary movies think of what Aria just said." Emily said.
"At least we know how she's going to kill us." Caleb said, smiling.
"If I kill you, I'll kill you all softly." Aria said.
"That's always reassuring." Ezra said.
"Yeah, and I hope you know you're stuck with a potential serial killer." Toby said to Ezra, and everyone laughed.
"Oh no here comes pervy perverson." Hanna said, and they all watched him patrol the beach, and occasionally glance over at them. He walked up to them.
"Quick, keep saying about the dull knife." Emily said. Aria nodded.
"So, if you want to kill someone it's better to do it with a dull knife, because it will be more painful. It would be bigger and thicker, and it would rip the insides if a person…"
"I have a dull knife if you want to look at it?" The DJ said, and Aria laughed.
"Wow, how much of a dumbass are you? Dull knives are illegal to buy unless you've got a license."
"Really, my teacher said I was quite good at the alphabet, but if I could rearrange it…" He was cut off by Aria and Hanna.
"Ugh!" They both said.
"What?"
"You really are a dumbass."
"Alright, what's the square root of pie?"
"1. 7725 recurring." Spencer replied, without a bit of hesitation. "Obviously. Oh my god, and who doesn't know that."
"You just got outsmarted by a girl." Toby said, and the boy walked away.
"I'll kill him with a dull knife." Aria said, and everyone laughed.
"How the fuck did you know square root of pie?" Ezra asked Spencer.
"No fucking idea. I don't even know if it's right." Spencer replied, making them laugh. "But it is right. Definitely right." They laughed again.
Hey, I updated. You can kill me with a dull knife if you want.