Yeah, you can definetly kill me with a dull knife.
"Ugh!" Hanna exclaimed.
"What?" Caleb asked, Aria, Ezra, Spencer and Toby had gone to play volleyball in the pool. Emily, Maya, Hanna and Caleb were still sunbathing.
"One direction, that's what." They laughed.
"Why do you have them on your phone if you hate them?" Emily said.
"I don't know, like I think I put it on there, because it was a big summer hit, but now it's just so old, and I'm sick of them. I hate them."
"Do you want me to delete them?" Caleb asked.
"Can you even delete songs like directly from the IPhone?" Maya asked.
"I can."
"My little bad boy." Hanna whispered in his ear, and he chuckled. He turned on his side, and kissed her chastely.
"Is that my new nickname?" He whispered in his ear. Hanna giggled.
"Keep your lovey-dovey time till Rosewood or you're alone." Maya said, kicking their legs.
"You guys get to share a bed." Hanna said, and kicked Maya back.
"Yeah, but we sleep, that is it." Emily said.
"Sure it is." Caleb said sarcastically.
"God. You both are so dirty-minded, seriously." Maya said, and Hanna and Caleb laughed.
"What can we say?" Hanna said, giggling. Caleb kissed her forehead.
"Done!" Caleb said, handing his girlfriend her phone back. Hanna smiled at him, and popped a headphone in while searching through her phone for music.
"How do you pay for all those songs?" Maya said, looking over to Hanna's endless list of songs. Emily and Hanna laughed.
"For starters she didn't pay for them." Emily said, giggling.
"And they're also illegal." Caleb said, smiling.
"How do you do that?" Maya said.
"You go on YouTube converter and convert all the music you want." Hanna replied. "And other websites I won't say."
"I am going to try that."
"Seriously it doesn't matter if you were beaten by your boyfriends." Toby said, slinging an arm around Spencer, who was annoyed at losing. While on the other hand, Aria was on top of Ezra's shoulders, laughing at Spencer.
"Don't be such a Debbie downer, Spence." Aria said, waggling her left foot in Spencer's face. Hanna swept her hand upwards and brushed some hair out of her eyes.
"How did I get a bump on my head?" She asked, and Ezra and Caleb chuckled. "Seriously."
"You were trying to find Narnia." Caleb said, and Aria laughed. "You were too."
"Damn. What else happened?" Aria asked.
"Then you two tried climbing in the wardrobes, but then fell out, we said Hogwarts wasn't real, and neither was Edward Cullen." Ezra said.
"You know instead of Edward you should have said Jacob that would've really got Hanna sobbing." Spencer said.
"Yeah, and then you sobbed." Toby said.
"Why?"
"Because Hanna and Aria were crying. Then Maya hosed you down in freezing cold water, and then you all slipped." Caleb said.
"And, it was her idea to wake us up like that wasn't it." Emily said.
"Yes it was." Ezra said.
"That explains why I have a bump on my head." Aria said, and they chuckled.
…
"Why did you bring waxing strips?" Spencer asked, coming out the bathroom with Hanna's veet box.
"What, you never know if your shaver might break." Hanna said shrugging.
"Doesn't veet hurt though?" Emily said.
"How does waxing hurt?" Toby asked.
"Alright, boys, arms out." Hanna said, getting out three strips and the wax. The boys were hesitant, but they put their arms out in front of them. Emily and Maya had their cameras out, and Spencer, Hanna and Aria had just finished putting the wax on their boyfriend's arms.
"I swear girls just have lower pain thresholds." Ezra said, and Aria ripped the strip of his arm, and he let out a short high pitched scream, the two other guys chuckled but soon yelped as well as their strips were pulled off.
"So if this hurts, how bad is period pain?" Caleb asked.
"Spencer. You have the best explanation." Maya said.
"It's like someone has reached into your gut and is twisting everything and everywhere in your stomach. Then to top it off you've got a killer headache. So the pain is coming both from your head and your gut, so it's like a double whammy. It honestly feels like you're being stabbed in the gut over and over again." Spencer said, and the boys were silent for a moment.
"So this happens every month?" Toby asked after two minutes.
"For at least a week." Hanna said.
"And your boobs hurt." Emily said.
"Boobs hurt anyways." Aria said.
"How?" Ezra asked.
"I don't know, but its total bullshit." Maya said. "Cause, they ain't always squishy and fun."
Everyone started to hysterically laugh.
"Can we watch Titanic?" Hanna said, the girls all doing their puppy faces. It was eleven in the evening, and they wanted to watch a movie.
"Oh, no no no." Caleb said.
"Why not?" Aria said, pouting.
"Because after it you'll be sobbing, and saying why did he have to die, they could've been so happy together." Ezra said.
"Then you'll want to watch a happy rom-com which will either be the one with people in the rain called the book or a Zac Tatum or a Channing Efron film, and just no no no." Toby said.
"First if all. It's Zac Efron and Channing Tatum. Get your fucking facts right." Hanna said, and Toby held his hands up in mock surrender making them laugh.
"Okay. We'll make an agreement." Spencer said.
"What will that be?" Caleb asked.
"We can watch Step Up." Hanna said.
"No!" The boys said together.
"Twenty-one jump street. It's got Channing Tatum in, and its action." Emily said.
"Wait, you're gay, why do you care about Channing Tatum?" Ezra asked, making them laugh.
"We may be lesbians, but every girl on the planet can agree that Channing Tatum is eye-candy." Maya said, and they all laughed. Hanna put the DVD in, and sat on her bed where everyone was sitting or lying on people.
"Especially Aria's Mum." Spencer teased.
"Oh god, she's probably watching step up as we speak." Aria said.
"What, does she have an obsession with him?" Toby said.
"Yeah, and a really sad one too. When I showed my Mum twenty one jump street she's talking about how inappropriate it is, but when Aria's Mum sees it she laughs when his dick gets shot off." Hanna said.
"And then she bought Magic Mike." Emily said, laughing.
"She wouldn't even let me see it." Aria said. "She's like it's too grown up for you. Then she hid the freaking DVD and I spent like three days trying to find it, and then when I tried buying it, I needed ID. So from now on Spencer buys my DVDs." They were all laughing.
"You need ID." Caleb laughed.
"Cause she's just so small." Spencer said, patting Aria's head.
"Let's just watch the movie you bitches." Aria said, and pressed play.
The Channing Tatum thing is literally what happened to my mum. My mum is literally watching White House Down, seriously. And sorry for not updating sooner, I'll update when I get ten reviews?
Bye Dolls