Panchito: Hola mis amigos! And welcome back to the talking show
Donald: You've had a lot of questions and we've given you plenty of answers
Jose': So keep those perguntas coming
Donald: Ok our first question comes from Acaybay again!
Panchito: Hold on Donald before you read it I just want to thank all of our supporters out there. Ya know the people who haven't forgotten us.
Jose': Sim we do thank everyone and after the show we have a surprise for the supporters. But first onto the question.
Donald: I'm getting there! Remember Panchito stopped me….
(Donald mumbles angrily)
Donald: Let's see here. It reads: To all of you, who's the oldest?
José, what is your actual eye color? It changes from brown, to red, to blue...I need to know.
Panchito: Well to answer your first question. The oldest out of the three of us is….
(Jose and Panchito look at each other)
Jose' and Panchito: Donald!
(Both point to him)
Donald: What? It's not my fault I was drawn in 1934. Besides Jose' your second oldest which makes Panchito…
Panchito: Si si I know... más joven
(Donald and Jose' laughing)
Panchito: Ja ja ja reír todo lo que quieras. Let's just answer the next question
Jose': It's for me.
Panchito: Hmmm…seems like they want to know your REAL eye color
Jose': Oh….that's fácil. My eye color is red but Disney changes it a lot.
Donald: Your eyes were blue in the Mickey Mouse short…
Panchito: and in the movie they were brown
Jose': Well my eye color is really red
Donald: So how do your eyes change color?
Jose': Disney has me put on color contacts
Panchito and Donald: Ohhh…..
Jose': Anyway our next question comes from pinocchiofan: Donald, sorry for asking this, but do Jose and Panchito know about the time you had a dream where you were a Nazi?
Also, there's a theory that you have PTSD, what are your thoughts on that?
Panchito and Jose': WHAT?
Donald: You guys were never supposed to know about that. Pinocchiofan I blame you for this!
Jose': You had a dream as a Nazi?
Panchito: What was it like?
Jose': Panchito!
Panchito: What?
Jose': This is grave!
Donald: What's so gravy about it? So I had a dream I was a Nazi
Panchito: eso no es una cosa normal de Donald
Donald: huh?
Jose': He said it's not a normal thing
Panchito: The question also states if he has PTSD.
Donald: What's that?
Jose': aguente
(Jose pulls out a computer from his hat as he starts to type up the meaning)
Donald: How'd you get that computer?
Panchito: Donald he has black magic remember?
Donald: Oh right. Forgot
Jose': Here it is. PTSD stands for Posttraumatic stress disorder. A type of anxiety disorder. It can occur after you have gone through an extreme emotional trauma that involved the threat of injury or death.
(Looks at Donald)
Donald: I DO NOT HAVE PSTD!
Jose': PTSD Donald
Donald: Whatever!
Panchito: Calm down Donald! Pinocchiofan just wanted to hear your opinion on what you thought about it
Donald: Well I don't have it and I think that it's a weird disorder…in my opinion
Jose': See that's all you had to do. Now onto the special surprise! Since our fans have been so good to us we shall be good to them.
Panchito: To all our fans out there we the three caballeros are making you guys honorary caballeros
(Balloons and confetti rain down)
The three caballeros: SURPRISE!
Donald: Tell us what you think in your reviews and we always love to hear what questions you have
Panchito: Adios amigos!