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~Days later~

"Lucy, I've missed you so much- ha ha, just kidding, now get me away from this demon!" Was the first thing that came out Natsu's mouth as he ran towards Lucy and Gray. Erza followed closely behind Natsu, suitcase packed with papers in tow.

"You know you'll get killed for calling her a demon twice now, right?" Gray raised an eyebrow and looked over at Lucy who ignored him. Up till now, she still couldn't look him in the eye after the tutu incident.

"Oh, trust me. I've called her that so many more times than just twice."

"He was punished for it, too." Erza said, glaring at Natsu.

"Did you tie him up to a tree again?" Lucy asked.

Erza nodded as she kneeled by her suitcase. "I also strangled him a few times, made him sleep outside and pole-dance."

"Pole-dance?"

"Don't ask," Natsu groaned at the memory. "Seriously, though. You don't wanna know."

"Should we switch partners now?" Lucy asked, kneeling down beside Erza. With a low voice, she begged, "Please, I can't look at Gray in the eyes anymore…,"

Erza threw a questioning gaze her way, but shrugged. It was there problem, anyway. Erza had a feeling that Gray had done something along the lines of making inhuman sounds (equal to what Gray would call "singing") and being the exhibitionist that he was.

The moment Erza opened the suitcase, a blue, fluffy exceed tumbled out, gasping for air.

"Why the heck did you open this just now?!" Happy screamed. Erza, Lucy, Gray and Natsu all stared dumbfounded at the cat. "I've been stuck there for days now!"

"You were in here the whole time?" Natsu asked, tilting his head to the side.

"Yes, I was here the whole time and it was painful!"

As Happy continued ranting on and on and on about how they should've at least opened the suitcase once, Erza looked through the papers and handed Lucy one.

"Shall we switch Gray and Natsu?" Erza suggested. Lucy nodded in approval.

"Just don't blame me if he gets nightmares about pink underwear."

~X~

"Probe,"

"Probe!"

"Mirror."

"Mirror!"

"Air or Water Syringe."

"Air or water-wait, which one?"

"Whatever's there!" Erza glared at Gray as he frantically looked for the syringe. "Hurry, fool! The patient is dying!"

"Uh, actually I'm still alive," The patient said, silently questioning whether or not these two were legitimate dentists.

"Shut up and play dead then!" Erza ordered, making the patient cower in fear. "Now, Gray, where is my syringe?"

"Which one is it?" Gray was on the ground now, still searching for the syringe that was conveniently placed right on the table he just messed up.

"Just give me the damn syringe!"

"Is this it?" Gray clearly didn't know what a syringe was because, with gleaming eyes, too, he brought up a hammer.

"Close enough," Erza nodded, determined to get this over with. "Now, Mr. Patient, sir. Please stay quiet while I try to get all these growing white rocks out of your mouth."

"Oka-wait what?!"

Other visitors shot questioning looks at the closed door as they listened to the muffled screams of a man and what sounded like someone smashing multiple windows one by one.

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