Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
"Your Honor, our clients are not guilty." Natsu said. He began to pace in front of the judge, the jury and the audience watching his every move.
"Please elaborate, Mr. Dragneel."
"Elaborate?" Natsu repeated questioningly. "You want me to elaborate?"
"Yes, Mr. Dragneel."
"Why the heck do I need to elaborate?! This is an outrage, your Honor. You can clearly tell that my clients are not guilty!" Natsu exclaimed. He backed up towards his table, where Lucy, Erza and Gray sat and whispered, "Lucy, what does elaborate mean?"
"To explain,"
"Oh." Natsu stepped forward but stopped in his tracks and walked back to Lucy. "What do I have to elaborate?"
"Sit your ass down, stupid." Lucy pushed Natsu down on the chair and cleared her throat. She faced the judge with a determined glint in her eyes.
"Your honor, our clients are obviously the victims here. The patient clearly didn't say what he wanted them to do; thus resulting to," She pointed at the man who had sued them. He was too scared to open his mouth. "That."
"Yeah and it's not our damn fault that his teeth look like cheese!" Gray shouted.
"You should've at least made it less messy." Natsu said.
"Whose side are you on?"
"Whichever one's not yours."
"You bastard-"
"Enough." Erza glared at them, shutting them up for good. She then looked at the judge with much spite. "Now, your honor or whatever the hell they call you, let's be rational here and just let us go. We're obviously not guilty."
"You have yet to give solid evidence for this, Mr. Dragneel and Ms. Heartfilia."
"You have yet to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US GO!" Natsu roared, fire coming out of his mouth. The judge cowered in fear, as did the jury.
"Mr. Dragneel-" Before he could finish his sentence, Natsu was already burning the place down. Lucy and Gray tried to calm him down with a series of words not appropriate for children (which obviously didn't help).
"Erza, help us!"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHITS YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE SO I CAN BURN YOU ALL-"
"NATSU CALM DOWN!"
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH!"
"…did you just…"
"…call Lucy…"
"A BITCH?!"
"LUCY NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT-WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO SAY WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS PIECE OF BEAUTY TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH-PLEASE DO NOT CALL AQUARIUS-HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DROOOOO-"
~X~
"Ah, that was really refreshing," Lucy said happily. She stretched her arms as she walked ahead of Erza, Gray and Natsu who was being dragged by Gray because he was unconcious (well, more like dead but we don't know that).
"I never knew that Lucy could be scary…," Erza whispered to Gray. Gray nodded gingerly.
"You should've seen the day when I wore that ballerina outfit," Gray whispered back. "She was scarier that the devil himself."
"Was she scarier than me?"
"I can't answer that. I passed out after three seconds."
"She must've been extremely frightening then."
"I can hear you over there, you know that, right?" Lucy glared at the two, sending shivers up both of their spines.
"Yup," Erza said. "Definitely frightening."
A/N: First of all, I'm absolutely sorry about the immensely slow updates. I've been busy with school and all that and have been working on another story. From now on though, I will warn you, it'll be even slower. My finals are coming up and I really, really need to study (since I didn't learn shit at all). Please bare with me. I mean, it's not like I'm putting in on hiatus. I'll still update it-just really slowly. I'M SO SORRRRRYYYY! ,
Thanks for reading~! Reviews are very much appreciated! ^^