Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
"ICHIYA?!"
"MEN!"
Erza stared in horror as Ichiya and Nichiya flaunted their way towards her and Lucy.
"What are you two doing here?" Lucy asked, trying to hold in her laughter. She knew how terrified Erza was by Ichiya-and having basically two Ichiyas was probably her worst nightmare.
Her and Erza had taken on the jobs of being models, and coincidentally (or not), Nichiya and Ichiya where there to model too.
"We're here to accompany you ladies with modeling, of course!" Nichiya responded.
"Oh, Erza, my honey," Ichiya said, happily spreading his perfume with everyone. "I can just smell the joy in my heart, seeing you here now."
"Haha, get it?" Both Nichiya and Ichiya burst out laughing, being the only ones who actually got the joke.
"Get me out of here!" Erza groaned, already getting the feeling that it would be one heck of a day.
~X~
Erza banged her head on the wall once again as she reread the schedule. It specifically stated that she would have to model with both Nichiya and Ichiya for one shoot.
Erza hit her head again.
"Erza, what are you doing?"
"Testing my skull resistance - what the hell does it look like I'm doing?"
"You look like your diving into a deep, dark hole of sadness and self-pity."
"Well what if I am?"
"Then that's what you are, I guess." Lucy peeked at Erza's schedule. "Oh, I feel bad for you, Erza."
Erza only groaned in response, hitting her head again.
"You'll break your skull if you do that, you know."
"Whatever."
~X~
"Try to be a bit more… sexier than that, Erza!" The photographer said as he noticed the scowl on Erza's face. The usually composed and professional redhead seemed to be gone for the day.
"How about you try being the model and see how you like-"
"Oh, Erza, my dear," Ichiya cooed. "The scent of you is so.. So… so refreshing! I love it!"
Ichiya cupped Erza's face. "That sweet, sweet, heavenly scent that constantly drives my heart crazy…," -Ichiya leaned in as Erza stared in horror- "My heart is burning with passion from the scent of our lov-"
"Lean in anymore and I'll kill you!" Ichiya had no time to react for Erza had already equipped into her Heaven's Wheel Armor and pointed several swords at him. "I DARE YOU - I DOUBLE DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE-"
"Erza, calm down!" Nichiya screamed from the side. "Your scent is just so captivating that it makes us fall for-"
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, CAT!"
Lucy could be heard cracking up in the background.
"Erza, my honey-"
"I SAID SHUT IT, ICHIYA!"
"MEN!"
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