Chapter 3

Bushy brow-sensei and the rookie nine

Author's note: OMFG! I AM SO SORRY! Well this chapter I think is hilarious! It involves Kaze being babied by her mother, a very confused Ronald Weasley, and Shikamaru, Naruto, Raijin, and Kaze's secret being told! About 1/5 of this chapter was written by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha.

Jutsu

'Thoughts'

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter.

Chapter 2

Bushy Brow-sensei and the rookie nine plus the sand sibs!

Harry's P.O.V

*Flick…CRUNCH!* everyone starred in shock. The Blonde-haired woman, Lady Tsunade, had just flicked professor Umbridge and she, Umbridge, had flown back ten feet into the wall behind the teachers table. She stayed stuck in the wall. After noticing that she was unconscious all teachers and students, including professor Dumbledore and I, let a smile grace our features, before Professor Dumbledore excused us to go to bed. We decided to just let Umbridge stay where she was, in her hole in the wall.

Normal P.O.V

The next morning everyone was talking and eating breakfast when the doors to the great hall opened yet again. The thought going through most people's heads was 'it's Halloween who is it now?' luckily they had just been opened and not blown open. A Boy with short spiky brown hair and upside down red triangle tattoos on his cheeks walked in. The kid stared at the front for a minute before he whistled and said, "geez lady Tsunade what did the pink Lady do to make you so mad?" the rest of the rookie nine then walked in with their senseis' and the sand-sibs. Team Gai was also there minus the two green things Gai and Lee. (A/N I am not describing what everyone looks like please just imagine it. Shippuden clothes. Thanks ) they looked around before walking over to team seven. Kaze and Kakashi where over there too. Just as they arrived the owls swooped in and with the owls came a yell of, "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Kaze and Kakashi looked at each other before yelling" Duck!" they then proceeded to press their foreheads against the table-top just as Two green blurs flashed right where their heads had been. They lifted their heads off the table and the golden trio and ninja noticed they looked quite pale. "That was too close" Kaze and Kakashi said together.

The students turned to look at the blurs they now realized were people. "KAKASHI! MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" The first green blur declared with a twinkling smile and bushy eye-brows. "I honestly thought I was away from all of this." Kakashi sighed. "Are you two TRYING to kill me?!"Kaze shouted, slamming her fist onto the table. "Ah! Gomen!" the second blur said*cough*Yelled*cough* the second blur looked exactly like a miniature sized version of the first green THING. "Kakashi my eternal rival! I challenge you to a youthful game of Ro-Sham-Bo! (1)"the first green thing said. "Hmmm? Gai did you say something?" Kakashi asked while looking up from his book, surprisingly it was on transfiguration on not his usual orange Icha- Icha Paradise, porn book.

"Your hip and cool attitude is so youthful my rival!" the first green blur, Gai, said as a waterfall and sunset appeared behind him.

Kaze sighed and turned to look at Sakura and Ino who were arguing over Sakura's hair style (it looked the same as always.) "Anyway" she said, "Now that I've realized Bushy Brow-sensei and Lee aren't trying to kill me and dad and they're just stupid. Why are you all here?"

"Because…" Ino said, "We wanted to see you. And Lady Tsunade is allowing one of us to stay here with you guys." (Translation, Lady Tsunade sent backup.)

"Oh… cool!" Kaze said, "Well, which one of you staying here with us."

"Troublesome," (heehee guess who said that! ) "It's me." Shikamaru said with a yawn.

"YAY! SHIKA!" Kaze shrieked before she ran and tackled him. She kissed him before she jumped up laughed. Temari was fuming and ready to attack Kaze when Shikamaru stood up, his face red, all signs of laziness gone, and yelled, "I told you to stop doing that!" Kaze eye-smiled before she turned to Temari and said, "Don't worry Tema; I'm not going to take your man. Trust me I've been around Shika when he is as drunk as a skunk and I've grabbed his shirt to pull him out of the bar. And he's looked at me, taken my hand off of his shirt and said, "You're not my girlfriend, Temari is." So don't worry he's loyal." Everyone turned to look at Shikamaru, who was blushing like mad.

"When did that happen?!" he asked.

"After that mission that went really wrong and boar died…" Kaze trailed off, mentally hitting herself for 1. Giving away one of their biggest secrets and 2. Reminding Shika about boar.

Raijin's jaw dropped at her, Kaze's, mistake. "Kaze!" he hissed, "Stupid!" Kaze smacked herself on the head.

"Boar? Who's Boar?" Kiba asked.

Raijin smiled uneasily "my pet…pig…that died of…tapeworms?" Raijin said in question of his answer. "But you said mission gone wrong." Sakura pointed out. "Uh… I accidentally brought him along and he ate something with tapeworms and he died." Raijin said lying through his teeth. "Were you and boar really close Shikamaru, Raijin?" Ino asked.

Raijin nodded and looked away, "really nice … pig. Raijin said feeling awkward with this whole conversation.

"Anyways off the subject of Raijin's …pig… are you all that came?" Kaze asked. Suddenly Kakashi was tackled by a tan blur with an odd hairdo. "Mom?!" Kaze asked in surprise. "Anko?" Kakashi asked opening his eyes wide in surprise.

"Surprised to see me Kashi?" Anko asked using Kakashi's nickname.

"First they talk about Raijin's dead pig and now Kaze's mother appears…" the golden trio was quite confused. Anko popped off Kakashi and then held Kaze like a teddy bear "how's my baby Kaze?" She started pinching Kaze's cheek and then kissed it. Kaze was blushing like mad. There was a flash. Kaze blinked her eyes to see Raijin holding a picture. He put it in a yellow envelope that had magically appeared. In red letters across it, it said "BLACK-MAIL" Kaze looked at Raijin in surprise. "Raijin!" Kaze shouted.

"What? You never know when I'll need black-mail on you." Raijin said with a smirk. "Give me that envelope!" Kaze shouted. The envelope disappeared.

"How'd you do that?" Naruto asked. "A magician never reveals his secrets." Raijin replied his smirk widening. Kaze tried to leap at him but Anko just gripped her tighter, "why didn't you tell me you were back from your ANBU mission?!" Anko said excitedly.

Kaze groaned and slapped her forehead. "Mom!" she yelped. "They weren't supposed to know I was in ANBU…" she sighed.

"Oops." Anko said, "oh well… Everyone my daughter Kaze Hatake is ANBU commander Wolf Pup, with her team members Stag, Fox, Eagle and before he died, Boar."

Four voices yelled "Anko/mom!" Kaze yelled mom, Kakashi just slapped his hand to his forehead. Everyone turned to said four and looked at them for a minute until Hermione said, "by the way Raijin, Naruto and… Shikamaru was it? Reacted, they're eagle, Fox and Stag. Am I right?"

Kaze sighed before replying, "Yes, I am Wolf Pup, Shika is Stag, Naruto is Fox, and Raijin is Eagle. We are ANBU team one. Boar was one of our teammates."

"Wait..." Ron said, "I thought Boar was Raijin's pet pig." Raijin and all the other ninja plus Hermione smacked their foreheads before Sakura said with a sigh, "boys are stupid."

"Hey!" all the ninja boys yelled.

Sasuke had a weird look on his face, "Naruto… Shikamaru… If you guys are in ANBU then why were in the academy with us and why was Naruto acting like a dobe?" he asked. They both sighed before Naruto answered with a serious look in his eyes, "we were there to protect the students, more importantly you. There has always been at least one ANBU member in each classroom, although it's usually the teacher. Our class had three members, me as Fox, Shikamaru as Stag and Iruka-sensei as Dolphin. Most of the me you knew was a mask I wore. I am not stupid, or a "dobe" as you always say Sasuke. I knew mizuki-sensei was planning something, because of my prisoner he hated me, all the tests that were passed out by him, mine always had a genjustsu put on them. I needed to get rid of him, so I put up the mask of the dead last. I needed away to make sure no one noticed me for what I really was and to make mizuki come to me. I knew he needed someone to do his dirty work so he wouldn't get caught. After all…who would look twice at the demon brat…" the last part was said with a bitter cold tone.

He finished his speech just for Sakura to slam her fist on top of his head, "quit calling yourself that! You are not the demon!" she yelled.

Naruto sighed and said, "I know that but the villagers don't seem to be able to comprehend that. At least they didn't use to… they're getting better."

Kaze grinned and said, "Well, we had better get out of these henges." She placed her fingers into the tiger seal and yelled, "RELEASE!" in poof of smoke she was dressed completely in black, including her armor and her usual black combat boots and katana, the only differences were that her hair was tied up into a high pony-tail, and the boots had blood red chains on them. She also wore a silver and dark purple wolf mask on her face. Raijin nodded, did the seal and with another poof of smoke he was dressed in a black shirt with a long sleeve on his right arm and wrappings covering his entire left arm other than his ANBU tattoo. His shirt had a turtle neck and strapped on his back was a scythe with a black and yellow blade. The rest was all normal ANBU uniform with a black and yellow Eagle mask.

Shikamaru's uniform was forest green with silver armor, boots with a metal strip over the toes and a brown and black Stag mask.

Naruto's uniform was blood red with black armor, the normal ninja sandals, and a red and orange Fox mask.

The students, rookie nine and teachers of Hogwarts stared in shock at the four masked ninja. Kiba's mouth opened and he yelled, "Dude that is so cool! How long have you been in ANBU?!"

"Since I was 5" Naruto replied. As the two (Naruto and Kiba) talked, Raijin slunk over to the ramen and began to stuff it in his mouth. He was on his fifteenth bowl when he was pulled up by the back of his shirt. He turned his head to see Naruto's blue eyes through the holes in his Fox mask. His ocean blue eyes were stormy with anger, Raijin gulped.

Kaze heard and turned to look at them, "FOX! What did Eagle do to make you so mad?" she asked.

"He's eating all the ramen! I've told him not to eat the ramen until we've divided it evenly!" Naruto yelled. "Oh… well, can you put him down?" Naruto nodded and set Raijin back down on his feet. "Raijin" Kaze said.

"Yeah" Raijin asked.

"RUN!" Kaze shrieked before she tackled Naruto and yelled, "DOBBY!" the house elf appeared, "yes mistress Hatake?" dobby said.

"That plan I was telling you about, would it be possible to activate it now?!" dobby nodded and said, "We will get started on it now." "Thank you dobby. " Kaze said in a relieved voice that only the ninja heard. A few seconds later all the food on the table disappeared, but before the students could start complaining ramen appeared and a big banner that said' "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Was strung across the great hall. Naruto stared in shock and took off his mask. The others took off their masks as well.

Kaze smiled, kissed Naruto's cheek and said "happy late birthday Naruto."

A/N: I am so sorry I've just been really busy with school work and on December 13th mourning a friend who died on that day last year. Go ahead and yell I deserve it again I am so sorry!

Rock-paper-scissors

Ok so anyone who can tell me what Kakashi said when he was explaining about having Kaze as his daughter will get a sneek peek to chapter four. But here's the kicker, you have to have an account that I can private message you on ok?

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