Chapter 7 the Torture Of Umbridge.

It had been a few weeks since Kaze's confession and she, Naruto, Raijin and the Weasley twins were meeting up in the room of requirement to discuss whether to start their attack on Umbridge tonight.

"Alright." Kaze said, " Are you all cool with putting the plan into action tonight?" the others nodded and together they snuck their way over to professor Umbridge's sleeping quarters, as expected she had her Slytherin squad guarding the door. Fred and George distracted them while Raijin knocked them out, during the commotion Naruto and Kaze snuck in. once they got to the room Umbridge was sleeping Kaze pinched her nose shut and as soon as she opened her mouth to take a breath Naruto blew a light green powder over her face smirking as she inhaled the powder in a deep breath. They quickly left and met up with the rest of the ROTUTP squad (Revenge on the Ugly Toad Professor) outside the Hatake quarters.

"You can all sleep here tonight. That includes you too, Naruto, Raijin, if you want. I don't really want the fat telling someone we were out late, you know how much she gossips." Kaze turned towards the portrait guarding the entrance and gave the password, "chidori" and walked in, the others following close behind her. When they got in Fred and George looked around having never been in the apartment like place before.

"I'll get some pillows and blankets and you guys can camp out here. I don…" Kaze was cut off by a voice behind her saying, "Well, Well, Well Brat, I wasn't expecting you to be one to sneak boys into the house, risky."

Kaze jumped and without thinking yelled, "pervert!"

"Maa, Kaze, do you have to be so loud? It's two-o-clock in the morning, and he's your grandfather and the writer of Icha-Icha, of course he's a pervert that was established when he was a genin. Now onto the next matter, Naruto and Raijin I understand this isn't the first time you three have stayed up and crashed in the living room but, what were you doing that involves the twins being out after curfew as well?"

Fred and George took upon themselves to answer Kakashi's question, "We were just studying sir."

Naruto snorted and said, "no we weren't we were up getting revenge on that hag Umbridge. By the way… do you remember that prank my dad played on you?"

"Depends on which dad you're talking about. Iruka or Minato-sensei?" Kakashi replied.

"Minato" Naruto confirmed.

"…He played several on me but… the only one that would be a prank on Umbridge would be the powder." Kakashi said after thinking for a minute.

"Exactly." Raijin said.

All the ninja in the room suddenly adorned an evil smirk on their faces before they all let out an Orochimaru like laugh, "Kukukuku."

"So what exactly,"

"Does this mysterious powder"

"Do?" The Weasley twins asked together.

"That is something that you'll have to see tomorrow." Jiraiya replied, "Damn this will be hilarious." They all laughed again and Kakashi noticed Naruto staring at him, "What is it Naruto? Why are you staring at me?"

Anko's voice suddenly deadpanned from behind him, "Your mask isn't on and there are other people in the room besides you, Jiraiya, your daughter and I. you do realize that right?" Kakashi's eyes widened as he felt his face, he beat a hasty retreat to his room and came out a few minutes later with his mask on.

Naruto sat in awe for a few minutes before he jumped in the air and shouted, "Yatta! I saw Kakashi-Sensei's face! Sakura and Sasuke are never gonna believe this!"

Kakashi groaned, "Now they're gonna start up that old goal of their's again, the one to see my face." He whined.

"In case you all forgot I start my first day as potions assistant and if you're all planning on surviving you'll need your sleep." Anko said. They all squeaked and ran to get settled, Naruto saying, "I'd better get back to mine and dads quarters and get his lecture over with now rather than later."

The next morning over breakfast they were all speculating on what the first class with Anko as a teacher's assistant would be like when harry turned to Kaze and asked, "How worried should we be?"

"On a scale of one to ten, fifteen." Kaze replied.

"Are you serious?!" Ron yelled. As one all the ninja below the age of eighteen as well as the writer of Icha-Icha Paradise, the silver haired masked male, or tan with a scar across their nose, basically everyone but Anko said as one voice, " Yes."

The golden trio and everyone else who had been listening in on the conversation froze and paled. "But don't worry," Kakashi said, "We won't let her kill anyone… Ok I take that back, we'll let her kill Umbridge."

"And knowing mom she'll make it look like an accident. I won't let her kill Umbridge… she's to fun to torment, I like her." Kaze said. Naruto and Raijin grinned broadly and the twins and other three members of the ROTUTP squad one again got that sparkle in their eyes.

Everyone turned towards the teachers table when they heard the clinking of a spoon against glass. Dumbledore cleared his throat and began to talk, "As most of you have no doubt noticed, we are missing a member of our staff. Professor Umbridge has had an unfortunate accident and does not wish to be seen outside of her classroom. I must ask you students not to laugh, as it is very rude. We do not know how long this will last as we cannot identify what has caused it. You may return to your breakfast now."

Nothing of interest had happened in the morning classes with the exception of Kakashi's class where Sakura had pounced at Kakashi and tried to wrestle his mask off yelling about how it wasn't fair that Naruto had seen his face and she hadn't, before Kaze had managed to pull her off. So, nothing important, and they were now at lunch. Fred and George came bounding up, "Well we had our doubts, but you have clearly proven that you are a force to be reckoned with. It's looks hilarious! Good luck in her class, she is pissed she's already put three kids in detention, that's only three that we know of." With that said they left.

"We have her class next, I'm sure we'll see what you guys managed to do then." Hermione said. The ninja nodded and everyone went back to eating.

After lunch they all headed to the defense against the dark arts classroom. Before they went in Raijin held out his arm and said, "A word of advice, what we did has brought even the most powerful ninja to their knees in laughter, I suggest you get in a brief look and don't look straight at her for the rest of class, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LAUGH!" they nodded and went in, once in only the ninja were able to keep relatively straight faces, it was only from the fact they knew what they were going to see and their training that they were able to keep their faces normal with only a smirk. Standing in front of them yelling at everyone who was laughing was a professor Umbridge in bright neon green clothing, bald and lumpy headed toad! And the bow that usually sat atop the professors head was now a huge black fly. Every now and then one of her words would come a croak.

After the class was over, ending with harry, Raijin, Kaze and Naruto in detention for the next week and a half, they were all heading towards divination. Kaze and Naruto hadn't been going preferring to ditch rather than listen to the batty old woman they had met on their first day at the school early in the morning. The only reason they were going now was because they had been kicked out of the library for being too loud and their parents had threatened to ground them if they didn't go, when harry suddenly asked, "Are you guys going to come with us for Christmas? We're going to some place in the elemental countries called the village hidden in the leaves. I'm not quite sure where it is but it sounds cool." It was only after he had finished talking that he noticed the ninja were frozen with huge smiles on their faces, Shikamaru decided to play it cool and said, "Yes we'll be going with you."

"Actually," Raijin said, "We'll be going before you."

By that point Naruto had unfrozen and was bouncing around, "did'ja hear that Kaze?! We're going home for Christmas! We're going back to Konoha1 back to fire country! And harry and the others are going to! We get to see Baa-Chan and pervy sage and everyone else again! We're going back home!" Kaze's eyes were shining and she quickly turned to Harry and asked, "is that really what you were told harry? Are you really going to konoha?"

"Is that the real name of the village hidden in the leaves?" He asked, at the ninja's nods he smiled and gave the affirmative. It was with a smile that they ascended the silver ladder into the divination classroom. Once inside they were assaulted with the thick, heavy sent of perfume and Naruto and Kaze nearly keeled over in shock their extra sensitive noses making it ten times worse.

"How do you stand this Raijin?" Kaze asked knowing Raijin's nose was just as sensitive as hers and Naruto's due to the fact that when the Kyuubi was sealed Raijin's parents had given him up as a sacrifice and the fourth hokage had sealed half of the demon fox into Naruto and the other half into Raijin.

"I've been in here so often I've learned to hold my breath until we got over to this table." Raijin answered as he opened the window slightly. Kaze was never more grateful than then for her mask. Once every one was seated professor Trelawney (is that the correct way to spell her name? I don't have my book with me. ) began to take roll, the first name after the G section was, "Hatake, Kaze," Trelawney was about to move on, not expecting Kaze to answer when, "here" was heard throughout the room, Trelawney paused and with the rest of the class turned to stare at the black and silver haired girl as well as the bright blonde haired male who had never shown up in the class.

"Come up her Miss Hatake. And I'm assuming your Naruto Uzumaki. Come up her as well." Trelawney said to both Kaze and Naruto snapping out of her shock. Once they were in the front of the room by her chair she said, "Give me your hands, both of you at once." Kaze and Naruto gave her a confused look but held out their hands, palm up. Trelawney looked at their hands before letting out a horrified gasp after tracing one line upon the palm of each.

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, here drink this." She said shoving cups of tea into Naruto and Kaze's hands. They looked at her and then at each other before shrugging and drinking the herbal tea, everyone gasping as the cup passed through Kaze's mask. When the tea was gone Trelawney snatched the cups back and looked at the dregs turning the cups this way and that.

"Oh my stars, this is not good. I was hoping I was wrong about I saw on your hands. My dear children, you Kaze, you don't have much longer to live! Only another two years and your death will be by one of which you love most. And you Naruto, you should have been dead long ago, the planets are not happy with you." Trelawney said looking at the two shinobi with sad eyes. "I'm too upset to continue this class, I think you had all better leave."

Everyone left and harry turned to Naruto and Kaze and said, "don't worry, she's been predicting my death for a while now and it hasn't happened yet. Predicting someone's death is just her way of welcoming someone new to the class." Kaze nodded and smiled before excusing herself and Naruto to go and talk to Kakashi and Iruka, Raijin watching worried as they disappeared in whoosh of flame and wind.

Authors note: finally! It's up! And a whole week before school ends too! Sorry if this chapter isn't very good, I slaved over it with writers block but managed to get out of it towards the end but I figured I owed you guys a treat. Anyway please review I know I've been horrible about updating but please keep reviewing anyway. Thanks!