Summary: Gilbert is seeing anime sparkles and shit around someone and Ludwig thinks he has a crush. Gilbert doesn't really like that idea…

Author's Note: I wonder who the crush is. I had Matt in mind, but whatever floats your ship- uh, boat. Ludwig also thinks his brother is super gay. Wonder why…

Disclaimer: Not mine. All credit goes to Hidekazu Himaruya and he should be celebrated.

"L-Ludwig, I think that my glasses are broken!" Gilbert shouts across the house. He holds his completely intact glasses at arm's length away from him, as if they will explode.

Ludwig, who has been peacefully reading, gives him a sigh in response. "What is it this time?" He asks, carelessly turning the page.

"WHENEVER I LOOK AT THIS ONE PERSON I SEE SPARKLES SURROUNDING THEM!" hollers Gilbert, rushing into a room. That ends up being the kitchen. "WHERE ARE YOU, BRO?!"

"In the living room." replied Ludwig, annoyed.

"ARE MY GLASSES BROKEN?!" screams Gilbert as he runs into the living room.

"No, you just have a crush. Who is he?" investigates Ludwig. He looks up from his book to meet Gilbert's eyes.

"The actual question is: why are you reading Japan's hentai manga?!" Gilbert snaps back at him.

Ludwig refuses to believe the fact that he is blushing. "This conversation never happened." He commands, deadpan.