"OK! Let's get started with this!" I yelled throwing a fist in the air.
Everyone but Crona groaned. Yeah, I really think he's enjoying this.
"First is a truth from Agarfinkel! Spirit! Do you do anything these days besides go to bars and hang out with different women?"
Spirit groaned and clutched his stomach from the dissection. "I help Maka with her studies, and I think about her all the time," he said.
"Whatever," Maka mumbled under her breath.
"Next! Kid, why do you hate getting wet?"
"If you're referring to that time when me and Black Star were trying to find Excalibur, then that's because the water would throw off my symmetry. I really don't hate water," he said.
"OK! Next!Stein! What is the deal with that big screw in your head?" I asked. 'I was actually wondering the same thing.'
"Oh, this?" Stein asked adjustinng the screw. "It was part of one of my experiments," he said.
"Creepy experiment then," I mumbled. "Next is a dare!" I yelled handing the paper to Kai.
"Ok, Braelynn, you are to turn Medusa into her kid form," she read off.
"What?!" Medusa asked.
"Oh, and I changed your motherly dare to 72 hours," Kai said smiling evilly.
"WHAT?!" Medusa yelled.
"Ok! Let's change you into kid form!" I said then snapped my fingers changing her into the kid form.
"Lord Death, you are to lift Medusa up by the hood," Kai said.
"Ok!" Death said and picked Medusa up by the hood, revealing her bloomers in the process.
"HEY! PUT ME DOWN, YOU CREEP!" Medusa yelled flailing her arms and legs.
"Oh, her little bloomers!" Spirit said holding his cheeks and had large, sparkly eyes.
"STOP IT YOU PERVERT!" Medusa yelled sending arrows at him, but I used a forcefield to stop them.
"You may put her down now," I said and Lord Death placed her down. She pulled her dress down to cover her bloomers.
"Next, Blair, hug Soul for 30 seconds," Kai said.
"Meow!" The neko responded with a kitty face, then trapped Soul with a death hug, sufficating him between her breasts. He got a nosebleed in the process and started flailing his arms to get away.
"Ok, next is from Thoringsonofthrain. Blair, don't seduce anyone for the next hour and Spirit not to flirt with anyone til Maka get's a boyfriend," Kai said.
"I think it's too late! X3" Blair replied still hugging Soul.
"You can release him now," I said.
"Aww, but I'm having fun," Blair said with her kitty ears drooping.
"I SAID TO RELEASE!" I yelled.
Blair released him and he passed out on the ground.
"Truths!" Kai said handing me the list.
"Ok! This is from MilpooL! Crona, what are your hobbies?" I asked looking at the pinkette.
"Well, I like writing poems,-" I smirked at Crona. "-drawing... d-d-dancing."
"DANCING?!" Everyone yelled flabergasted.
"Y-yeah, I-is that wrong?" Crona asked worriedly while hugging my pink pillow.
"No, sweetie, there is nothing wrong with dancing," Medusa said giving him a sweet smile. I knew it was fake because of her dare.
"Any others Crona?" I asked.
He gripped the pillow closer to him. "P-playing this game," he answered quietly.
"I figured," I said.
"I bet it's only because him and Maka got hooked up because of this," Soul said.
"WHAT?!" Spirit yelled. "YOU TWO ARE HOOKED UP TOGETHER NOW?!"
"Makaaaaa... CHOP!" Down goes Spirit.
"Next! Stein, what's your favorite TV show?" I asked.
"I'm too busy to watch Television. Therefore, I don't have a favorite TV show," Stein answered.
"Next, Maka, what's your most embarrassing moment?"
"When I found out Soul watches me take a shower!" She yelled the last few words directing them at Soul, who flinched.
"Next! Maka, what are your true feelings for Spirit?"
"He's my dad, so I love him. But he really is an ass, and sometimes I wish he were never born or he would just die!" Maka confessed.
"OK! Next are dares!" I said handing the list to Kai.
"Ok, oh! Soul, come read this," she said.
Soul got up and read it. "I'm gonna regret this," he mumbled then walked to Kid (Who is still dressed like a girl) and hugs him. "You are the most Beautiful woman that I've ever laid eyes upon!" he started.
"What the hell?!" Kid asked.
"It's a pleasure to gaze into your hazle eyes everyday!"
"They're not hazle! They're gold! And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kid yelled.
"I cannot bear the thought of being without you for a single heart-wrenching moment! My dearest... I love you. Always wil," he finished then pulled back and kissed Kid's nose.
"Again. WHAT THE HELL?! GET OFF ME!" Kid yelled and shoved Soul away.
Everyone burst out laughing over that whole episode.
"YAOI!" I yelled and punched Soul. I hate yaoi! Just the thought of it gives me the shivers.
"Next! Black Star, listen to this," Kai said handing him an Ipod with earbuds in it already.
Black Star took it and put the earbuds in and started playing the song. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!" he yelled after five seconds into the song.
"It's 'I'm a Barbie Girl' by Aqua," Kai responded.
"WELL WHOEVER THIS AQUA IS, IS AN ASSHOLE!" Black Star yelled then took out the earbuds.
"Next, Tsubaki, you have to curse somebody out," Kai said.
'This oughta be good,' I thought.
"Ok. Black Star, you bitch! I'm tired of your shitty performances that embarrass the fuck out of me! Just fucking die and leave my shitty life alone! And when you're dead, I will fucking dance on your damn fucking grave laughing my ass off!" Tsubaki yelled in Black Star's face.
"D-do you mean that?" Black Star asked with tears in his eyes.
"Oh, no! Of course I don't ean that!" Tsubaki said with tears in her eyes also, as she embraces him with a hug. "I would never want you to die. I don't know what I'd do if you did."
"Next, Lord Death, you have to dance," Kai said.
Lord Death did a little dane. Knowing him, he probably dances everyday.
"Next, Liz and Patty, you two have to eat a lot of warheads," Kai said.
I made a pack of warheads appear between them. Patty's eyes sparkled and she shoved a handful of them in her mouth. Liz hesitantly ate a handful. Tears came out of Liz's eyes as she muffled "SOUR SOUR SOUR!" then calmed down as the sourness melted away. Patty just giggled the entire time while kicking her feet up in the air.
"Ok, the next are all from me," Kai said with an evil gleam in her eyes. "Maka, here's a new book," she said and hands Maka a book.
Maka opens the book and realizes it has her baby pictures in it and her diary. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS?!" she yelled glaring deeply at Kai. (Sorry, I had to have her look in it)
"I don't know," Kai responds childishly while making an guilty face to the ceiling then she looks at the room. "HEY EVERYONE! THAT BOOK HAS MAKA'S BABY PICTURES AND DIARY IN IT!"
"Really?!" Black Star exclaimed and ran behind Maka. She closed the book before anyone could see. But then Black Star took it from her and sat on the bed. Everyone crowded around him to look.
"Aww! Maka's baby pictures!" Spirit said with sparkles in his eyes.
Maka was furious.
"Wow Maka, you were cute," said a familiar quiet voice. She followed the sorce of that voice and found Crona smiling slightly at the scrapbook. Somehow that calmed her.
"Fine, you guys can look at it," she said.
"Actually, we have to get on with the Truth or Dares. We still have a bit to go," I said. "Then you guys can look at the scrapbook."
"Aww!" everyone complained. Black Star closed the book and everyone went back to their normal places.
"Ok, next, Patty, tease someone till they snap," Kai said.
Patyy poked Kid. "Hey! Hey! Hey, Kid! Hey, Kid! Hey! Hey! Hey! Did you know your stripes look so stupid? Kid! Kid! Kid! Kid! Hey! Hey! Hey! I hate symmetry!" she said while laughing and poking all over his body.
He tried his best to keep calm, but that last statement made him snap. "WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU HATE SYMMETRY?! SYMMETRY IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING! IF THERE WAS NO SYMMETRY THEN THERE WOULD BE NO BALANCE TO THE WORLD! AND IF THERE WAS NO BALANCE TO THE WORLD THEN THE EARTH MIGHT PLUMMET TO INTO THE SUN!" Kid yelled the kept on ranting about symmetry while Patty was laughing her butt off.
"Next, Spirit, would you please read this book that Maka ikes?" Kai said handing him a book.
"OF COURSE I WILL!" Spirit replied taking the book and started reading it with a huge smile on his face.
"While he's doing that, Maka, Tsubaki? Do you two like yaoi? And if you do, then tell us who in the Soul Eater cast would be the best yaoi couple and why?" Kai asked.
Both Tsubaki and Maka's mouths dropped. "Hell no!" Maka yelled while Tsubaki shook her head. "But if we did, then Soul and Black Star because they are great friends and can almost stand each other," she said more calmly.
"Well, next, Kid become an asymmetrical boy and don't you dare break down! But you can glomp Liz," Kai said.
"Fine," Kid said then walked to me. "Do you have any boy clothes I could wear?"
"Do I look like a boy to you?!" I asked.
"No, I'm sorry. Is there a boy living in this house?" he asked.
"That's ok! and the only boy living in this house is my father which I doubt has anything that will fit you," I said.
"Well, then I'll just hve to improvise. Black Star, give me your clothes," Kid said.
"In your dreams!" Black Star yelled.
"Fine, Brae, do you have some of that magic that you used earlier?" he asked.
Dang! Every single time he calls me Brae, I blush. "Oh yeah! I forgpt about that!" I replied smiling, while trying to hide the blush. I snapped my fingers and his clothes changed.
His hair went back to normal. He was wearing a white T-shirt with black flames on the bottom rim, blue jeans with a skull on the left side, and a black leather jacket.
I almost drooled. "Uh, how about we try that again," I said with obvious shade of blush on my cheeks. I had to admit, he looked- dare I say it- sexy in that outfit.
"No, I think it'll be fine," Kid said and went to go sit back down by his weapons. "And I'm not going to glomp Liz."
I didn't realize I was staring at Kid until Kai elbowed me then smirked. I straightened myself and looked away but just for a second before staring back at him from the corners of my eyes.
"Next, Black Star, come here," Kai said looking back at the list.
Black Star walked over and read it. A blush creeped up his cheeks. "O-ok," he said the walked in front of Tsubaki. He knelt onto one knee and grabbed one of her hands. "Tsubaki, I've been with you ever since I came to the DWMA. You were the one who crreated a bond with me. And I cannot imagine myself without you. That's why I've decided... will you go on a date with me?"
"Oh, goodness! I thought you were going to ask me to marry you," Tsubaki said letting a a chuckle. "Yes, I'll go on a date with you."
"AND IT BETTER BE ROMANTIC, OR ELSE!" Kai yelled while holding up her awesome chainsaw.
"EEEK! YES MA'AM!" Black Star exclaimed fearful he might get sawed to death.
"Good! Next! Oh, one more! Crona, how did you eel about Medusa acting like a real mother?" she asked.
"Well, it was nice and at the same time, creepy," he admitted while hugging my pillow tighter.
"Well! Since that was the last one, you can all look at the scrapbook!" I proclaimed.
"YAY!" Everyne yelled and gathered around Black Star again because he still had the book.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Spirit yelled looking up from the book to glare at Maka. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN READING MAKA?!"
I leaned over to Kai. "What did you give him?" I asked out of curiosity.
"A random yaoi book," Kai replied.
"WHAT?! OK! LET'S END THIS BEFORE MAKA DIES! I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! PLEASE PM OR REVIEW TRUTH OR DARES TO ME!"