"WE HAVE A NEW PERSON JOINING! HIS NAME IS THORINGSOFTHRAIN!" I announced as he walked in the room. "Well, his real name is not important but I'm sure you've seen him in the reviews."
"HEY! MY NAME IS TOO IMPORTANT!" he yelled.
"Is not. Anyways, he's going to be reading awkward dares. But the only ones I say he can read since Kai already reads dares and most of them are awkward," I said.
"Yay, another," Soul said unamused. I whacked him with a rolled up towel.
"BE KIND TO YOUR GUEST!"
"OW! OK!"
"So anyways, let's continue after a long time. OH! And Crona has been adopted into my family!" I said.
"You told me that a long time ago," Thoringsofthrain said. I whacked him with the towel also.
"I WAS TELLING THE READERS!"
"OK! I'M SORRY!" he yelled while crying in a corner.
"Anyways, here's my list so let's continue where we left off. Oh, it's a dare. Here you go, Thoringsofthrain," I said handing him the sheet from in the corner.
"Ok, everyone must confess their love interest," he read.
"You're not going to since you just got here," I said. "And everyone knows I like Kid. Ok, your turn Soul!"
"Oh! Uh... I don't know. I guess I like Maka," he said. "But she would kill me if I took Crona from her."
"Ok, well everyone knows Crona likes Maka, Maka likes Crona. How bout you Patty!" I said.
"I kinda like Black Star! He's so funny!" she said, causing the blue haired meister to blush.
"OK! Who do you like, Tsubaki?" I asked.
"Oh, um I kinda like Black Star," she said.
"Ooh! Looks like he has a competition, ladies and gentlemen," I said with a microphone up to my mouth.
"Where'd you get the microphone?" Thoringsofthrain asked.
"IT'S MY STORY SO I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT!" I yelled causing him to go to the corner again.
"You're being kinda harsh to the new one," Kai said.
"Eh! He's one of my real friends so I can be harsh to him if I want," I said.
"You're so cruel!" he yelled from his corner.
"I know I am! Anyways, next person! Black Star, who do you like?"
"I-I don't know! I like Tsubaki, but I also like Patty now!" he exclaimed.
"Ok, what about you Liz?"
"Kid," she said nonchalantly.
"OK! Now Kid!"
"I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!" he yelled while crying on the ground.
"...Ok, Kai?"
"I wouldn't say I liked anyone but if I had to choose, it would be Soul," she said.
"OK! STEIN!"
"Marie," he answered.
"OOH! GOOD CHOICE! Marie?"
"STEIN!" she yells then hugs him.
"OK! Spi- wait! No he doesn't count in this one since he cheats on everyone," I said.
"WHAT?!" Spirit yelled.
"OK! Medu- You're dead so you can't have a crush," I said. "Lord De- no I can't do him either. SO! I guess that's everyone! Now for the next!" I said as Thorinsofthrain handed Kai the sheet.
"Ok! Maka, you have to spend 72 hours with your dad doing what he wants," she read.
"HA!" Spirit yelled.
"NO!" Maka yelled.
"But that will be after the game!" I said.
"Kid, play fnaf until night 3 then tell us how scared you are," Kai read off.
"Fnaf?" Kid asked.
"Five nights at Freddy's," I said.
"Oh," Kid said.
"I HAVE IT DOWNLOADED ON MY PHONE SO HERE YOU GO!" I said handing him my phone and he clicked on it.
"Wait, is this a horror game?" he asked.
"Maaaaybe," I said then he started playing it.
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30 MINUTES OF FNAF LATER
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"HOLY SHIT!" Kid yelled as Golden Freddy appeared. "WHAT IS WITH THE 'IT'S ME' WORDS POPPING UP ON THE SCREEN AND WHY DOES FREDDY KEEP APPEARING WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN THE- OH MY FUCKING GOD!" he yelled as Golden Freddy got him then looked puzzled. "Wait, why did I go to the homescreen of your phone?"
"It's a glitch installed into Golden Freddy. Did you make it to night 3?" I asked.
"NO! I'M STILL ON NIGHT 1!" he yelled.
"Well, I'm going to continue with the T&Ds now while you do that," I said.
"Liz, you have to ask Kid on a date," Kai read.
"Ok, Kid go on a date with me," she said.
"HOLD ON! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW!" he yelled while still playing Fnaf.
"Next Stein can dissect anyone he wants or he has to ask Marie to marry him," Kai read.
"Fine, Medusa, let's go," Stein said.
"W-WHAT?! ME?!" Medusa asked.
"Yup! Let's go now," he said and practically dragged Medusa out of the room.
"W-wait! No! No! Somebody save me!" Medusa yelled.
"Make sure you clean up afterwards!" I yelled to Stein.
"Now everyone has to say underwater watermelon 5 times, and the one who can without messing up gets to go on a date with anyone they want," Kai said.
"I doubt anyone can do that. Even though I can say which witch wished which wish 3 times and a fools fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fools fool," I said causing Thoringsofthrain's head to explode from confusion.
Everyone tried but everyone failed but me.
"Yay! I win!" I yelled then hugged Kid's arm. "KIDDO-KUN! I WANNA GO WITH YOU!" I yelled as everyone groaned and a bunch of 'I knew she would pick him' went around.
"HOLD ON! I'M STILL TRYING TO DEFEAT THIS DAMN GAME!" Kid yelled. "AND YOU MADE ME DIE WHEN I HAD TO SAY THAT TONGUE TWISTER!"
"Ok, next is for both Maka and Soul. Express your true feelings towards each other," Kai said.
"Haven't we already done that?" Maka asked. "Anyways, I like him as a friend and weapon. No one could ever be a better weapon."
"I kinda like Maka. But I hate her Maka-chops plus she likes Crona. I can always find someone else," Soul said.
"OK! Next!" I said.
"It's a truth," Kai said handing me the sheet.
"OK! Sid! Who's idea was it to have Black Star pinned to the wall while the other students were taking exams? Yours or Stein's?" I asked.
"Mine. Stein asked me to punish him for trying to take the cheat sheets," Sid answered.
"Ok, next. Well, Medusa isn't here at the moment so I'll skip this o-"
"AGH! DAMMIT FREDDY! WHEN THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET THERE!" Kid yelled.
I slowly handed the sheet to Kai.
"Ok, Liz, you have to spend an entire night at Luigi's mansion," she said.
"But that will be after the game!" I said.
"Ok, Black Star, Soul, read this one," she said as the two students went over and read it.
"No way! Kid would kill me!" Soul said.
"WILL DO! Besides, Kid needs to realize who his god really is!" Black Star said.
"What does it say?" I asked and she showed it to me. "Black Star and Soul have to mess up everything at his house while he is away," I read quietly then burst out laughing.
"Ok, this one is from me," said Kai. "Braelynn, you have to yell out who you like and if you don't, well, let's just say..." She picks up a chainsaw. "...I'll shave your head with chain-kun."
"Everyone already knows I like-"
"YELL IT!"
"I LIKE KID! There, happy?" I said.
"Much!" Kai said. "Next, Black Star and Tsubaki, go to that room," she said pointing to a room of who knows what.
"Ok?" Black Star said as him and Tsubaki went into the room together.
"Next, what is your comment on the book you read Spirit? Be honest," she said.
"What book?" Spirit asked.
"The one that Maka read that you read," Kai said.
"Oh! IT WAS HORRIBLE! WHAT KIND OF STUFF DOES SHE READ?!" he yelled.
"Now! All the girls and Brae have to read this! Then comment on it!" she said handing us a book.
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5 minutes later
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"WHAT THE CRAP?! MY EYES!" I yelled.
"What? What is it?" Thoringsofthrain asked peeking over. "AN ECCHI YAOI BOOK?! ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON THESE GIRLS' MINDS?!" he yelled at Kai.
"Maaaaybe! Ok next! Tsubaki, who came in after a little bit, you get a free pass to dare anyone anything for the next two chapters!" Kai said.
"Um... thanks? I dont know if I want this but ok," she said.
"Now Maka, Maka-chop Brae, just because I wanna see that," Kai said.
"Ok," Maka said and pulled out a thick dictionary.
"Wait! NO NONONONO-"
"MAKA-CHOP!"
"GAH!" I'm now dead on the ground.
"Now, here's a gift for you Brae," Kai said handing me a book.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I DON'T WANT TO OPEN THIS UP AND FIND YAOI IN THIS!" I yelled.
"Oh don't worry. It's not Yaoi," Kai said back to me.
I looked at her skeptically then opened it up. "EEEEEEK! THANK YOU! But, why would I need this if he's in the room here with me?" I asked looking at Kid from the corner of my eye.
"It's a gift to remember him by if he doesn't become your husband," Kai whispered.
"ERRRGH! DAMMIT!" Kid yelled from the phone.
"No, he's gonna be my husband," I said.
"Well, anyways, you keep that just in case," she said.
"OK!" I said.
"Ok, I have a few dares for them," Thoringsofthrain said.
"Well, that's all we have for today, folks!" I said.
"Wait! What about my dares?!" Thoringsofthrain said.
"No one cares about your dares anymore. Besides, I've typed way too much in two days. Well, talk to ya later ba-bye!" I said.
Sorry for not updating in forever. School, and crap! Plus forgetting about this, but now it's summer and I think I'll have more time to do this! So Bye!
