LTP: Hehe, I've been waiting to pull this one out.
Disclaimer: Lady Twilight Prime does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, SLENDER, or the 11 drunk guys.
Quick note: I have no idea as to who is who in the original video, plus this is a shortened version of the original, so bear with me on this. Also, I do not approve of drinking irresponsibly.
Eight Drunk Nightmaren Play Slender
Eight Nightmaren,
one castle,
one game,
... and a lot of alcohol
(camera zooms in on a random party in Reala's room. NiGHTS is in front of a laptop, Jackle is next to NiGHTS trying to help her find the pages, Reala is sitting next to NiGHTS and has a camera in one hand and a bottle of sake in another and is recording everything. Puffy and Donbalon are tossing pillows at each other, Chamelon and Queen Bella are arguing about nothing, Bomamba is mixing up some drinks and everyone is drunk out of their minds.)
NiGHTS: Are we recording ourselves right now?
Reala: Yes.
NiGHTS: We are?
Chamelon: Do not go near the fence!
Queen Bella: Shut the f*** up!
Reala: Don't stop f***in- start walking!
Jackle: It's on the big tree, the big tree in the middle
Chamelon: Yeah, but then you gotta find seven more.
Puffy: Don't EVER look behind you.
NiGHTS: *picks up a page* Can't run! Woo-hoohoohoo!
*scary music starts playing*
Bomamba: How do you look at the page?
Donbalon:*jumping up and down* F*** F*** F***!
NiGHTS: Does somebody else want to play?
Jackle: Are you scared? I'll f***ing play!
Queen Bella: Whoever's the drunkest gets to play 'cuz it'll be entertaining.
Bomamba: Don't turn around-
Puffy: Oh, god you're dead.
Chamelon: 'Kay, GO!
*Jackle and NiGHTS try switching places*
Jackle: I'm trying but you're in the w- OH GOD!
NiGHTS: WAAAAHH!
Reala: God, you're so f***ed!
Jackle: How do you run?
Donbalon: Shift, hold shift.
*Jackle accidently turns on the calculator*
Reala & Chamelon: What the f***!?
Reala: *gets in Jackle's face* YOU F***ING TURNED ON THE CALCULATOR!
Jackle: You're f***ing laptop sucks! I hate the keyboard layout!
Donbalon: What'd you do!? What you do!?
Bomamba: Click on Slender! Click on Slender!
Jackle: I can't, THERE'S NO MOUSE!
NiGHTS: *spinning herself around and giggling creepily*
Reala: *starts chugging his bottle of sake*
Jackle: *throws up arms and knocks Bomamba over* THE MOUSE IS GONE!
Chamelon: It'll be right behind you.
Puffy: Wait, can it catch you or-
*static appears on screen, meaning Slender is close*
NiGHTS: NOOOOO!
Reala: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! HOLY S***!
Everyone: *various screaming and panicking*
Reala: Hold Shift! Hold Shift! Hold Shift!
Puffy: Run, run, run, run, run!
Reala: Hold Shift!
Jackle: I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying! WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Reala: Hold Shift! Hold Shift to run!
NiGHTS: *starts chugging some of Reala's sake*
Reala: Hold Shift!
Jackle: I'm holding CAPSLOCK!
Reala: *throttling Jackle* Hold Shift you f***er!
Donbalon: *chucks an empty sake bottle at Reala* I told you his laptop sucks!
Jackle: Everyone shut the f*** up!
Chamelon: Oh, f***, are we being recorded?
Bomamba: Turn around.
Queen Bella: You gotta find the pages.
NiGHTS: YOU GOTTA FIND THE F***ING PAGES!
Reala: Ass!
Donbalon: Turn around. turn around.
Queen Bella: Don't turn around!
Bomamba: *screams randomly*
Puffy: WHOA! HE'S THERE! TURN AROUND!
NiGHTS: AAAHHH! *grabs onto Reala*
Everyone but Donbalon: *various screaming and cursing*
Donbalon: OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG!
*Jackle is now in the house in the game*
Queen Bella: Straight. Run!
Chamelon: Straight, straight, straightstraightstraightstraight! Oh my god why are you back here!? No stop- WAAAAHH! OMG!
Everyone but Reala: *more screaming and cursing*
Reala: *throws up on floor*
Puffy: *grabs onto NiGHTS* Run, run, run, run, run, run!
NiGHTS: *shakes Puffy* The chair! Why is the chair scaring us!?
*back outside in the game*
Reala: The house! It's at the house!
Jackle: Where?
Bomamba: It's so scary in there. Go in there, go in there.
Donbalon: To your right. To you right, to your right, to your ri-AAAAAHHHH! *Slenderman appears*
Puffy: *cleaning Reala's mess*
Everyone but Puffy and NiGHTS: *even more screaming and cursing
NiGHTS: *screams a few seconds late and dives across the room*
Bomamba: *starts pouring herself more shots of whisky*
Reala: DON'T GO TO THE FENCE!
Jackle: Noo! OMG! He was behind the tree!
Chamelon: What size is your hard on?
Donbalon: House it up, man.
Reala: HOUSE THAT S*** UP!
Queen Bella: It's all about the f***in' house!
Chamelon: Doopiiissss!
*Jackle accidently turns off the flashlight*
Jackle: AAAAAHHH!
*turn flashlight back on*
NiGHTS: NEVER TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!
Puffy: Go right, go right, go right.
Reala: *gets in Jackle's face* DON'T F***ING GO RIGHT YOU F***ING F***OT F***!
Queen Bella: WHAT IS WITH THE FRAME RATE!?
Donbalon: The frame rate is s***ty as balls!
Chamelon: Do not look up, do not look up.
*Slenderman appears*
Everyone but NiGHTS: *even more screaming and cursing*
NiGHTS: *dancing gangnam style across the room*
Reala: F***! F***ing idiot! F***!
Queen Bella: It goes in a circle, take a sharp left. *pauses* Take a sharp left!
*Jackle goes left*
Puffy: NO, not that sharp!
Reala: If you don't get the pages, he's gonna f*** you in the ass!
Donbalon: That's what I'm talking about...
Everyone: *leaning to the left* Leftleftleftleftleftleftleftleftleft!
NiGHTS: *mini Xena yell*
Chamelon: Around the tunnel, left!
*music gets really spooky*
Bomamba: Really? Does no one finish this first level?
Reala: This is the only level!
*Jackle gets caught by slenderman*
Everyone: *starts freaking out*
NiGHTS and Reala: *holding each other while screaming their heads off*
Puffy, Chamelon, & Bomamba: *hitting Jackle with various objects*
Jackle: *hunched over table with his face on the keyboard*
Donbalon: *faints*
Queen Bella: *huddles in a corner*
*a few minutes later*
Everyone but Donbalon: *laughs at Jackle*
NiGHTS and Reala: *laughing like a pair of drunks* WHOO!
Jackle: What the f***!? What the f***!? That wasn't fair! That wasn't fair, I spilled my drink!
Reala: *laughs* This game is an ass****!
Chamelon: *drunken babble*
NiGHTS: I hate this s***!
*MEANWHILE, WITH WIZEMAN*
*several types of empty alcohol bottles are gathered around Wizeman's non-existent feet*
Wizeman: WORSHIP ME!
LTP: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I LOVE THOSE GUYS! Okay, I'm gonna try to get everyone sobered up, see ya'll next time! Don't forget to review.