LTP, NiGHTS, and Jackle: *going over the next script and laughing loudly about it*
Reala: *holding an ice pack to his head* WILL YOU THREE KEEP IT DOWN!? I'm still hung over from the last chapter!
LTP: Then hurry up and get some coffee, we got a sketch to do!
Reala: *grumbles and flies off to the break room*
LTP: NiGHTS, go give Reala a kiss to help him feel better.
NiGHTS: Okay! *flies of after Reala*
Jackle: ... you're a NiGHTSxReala supporter aren't you?
LTP: BINGO! And your prize is getting to say the disclaimer!
Jackle: Is that it?
LTP: And a lovely hambone! *pulls out a large hambone and waves it around*
Jackle: *dreamy eyes* Lady Twilight Prime does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Charlie the Unicorn! NOW GIMMIE THE HAMBONE!
LTP: Here ya go! *tosses hambone to Jackle*
Jackle: *catches hambone in his mouth like a dog*
*NiGHTS and Reala return. NiGHTS is giggling and Reala has a bright red blush on his face*
LTP: Ok great, you two are back! NOW LET'S GET SHOW ON THE ROAD!
Reala The Nightmaren 2
(Reala is in his room, watching TV. Jackle and NiGHTS are floating above Reala, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim)
NiGHTS and Jackle: Glub...Glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...
NiGHTS: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Reala: Oh look, it's you guys...and you're floating.
NiGHTS: Reala, we're scuba diving, Reala.
Jackle: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
NiGHTS: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Jackle: Nooo! Fugu!
Reala: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh... go away. I'm watching TV.
(A blue vortex appears on Reala's back)
NiGHTS: The vortex is open!
Reala: Oh Wizeman. Okay, what is this?!
Jackle: Reala! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!
Reala: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
NiGHTS: There's no stopping the vortex, Reala!
Jackle: Fuuuguuuu!
(Jackle and NiGHTS disappear, along with the vortex)
Reala: Guys? Guuuys?
(The vortex appears with NiGHTS's head sticking out)
NiGHTS: (In echoey voice:)Reala! Reala, I have the amulet!
Reala: What amulet?! What's going on?!
NiGHTS: The amulet, Reala! The magical amulet! Sparkles sparkles!
(Jackle appears briefly)
Jackle: Sp! Sparkle!
Reala: I, I don't understand what you're talking about!
NiGHTS: The amulet... Nyeh! Nyeh!
(NiGHTS disappears. Both Jackle and NiGHTS pop out of the vortex, which disappears. NiGHTS has the amulet around her non-existent neck. Their scuba outfits are gone.)
NiGHTS: We did it!
Jackle: We got the amulet!
Reala: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around!
NiGHTS: No, Reala!
Jackle: No!
(Jackle and NiGHTS puff up while screaming "No", then turn back to normal)
NiGHTS: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Reala: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not!
Jackle: He, he's counting on us, Reala! ah... *floating*
NiGHTS: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Jackle: No! Darkness! (Jackle is floating in the air)
(The vortex appears again with tentacles sticking out. Roaring is heard.)
Reala: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Jackle and NiGHTS: Yay! (Just Jackle) Darkness!
(Later in Memory Forest. Jackle and NiGHTS are making tongue-blooping sounds)
Reala: What are you two doing?
(Jackle and NiGHTS pause for a moment then continue with their tongue-blooping)
Reala: Stop that.
(NiGHTS makes one last tongue-bloop before the three stop in front of a big Letter Z)
Reala: Oh, look at that.
Jackle and NiGHTS: Z!
NiGHTS: ¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió! (The man with the hat sent us!)
Jackle: ¡Él nos cuenta muchas historias asombrosas! (He told us many amazing stories!)
(The Letter Z makes pinging sounds)
Jackle and NiGHTS: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Reala: What?
Jackle: ¡Cenemos en tortugas esta noche! (Tonight we dine on turtles!)
NiGHTS: ¡Se ven buenos, elos, Z! (They look good, hey, Z!)
(The Letter Z shoots a laser at Reala)
Reala: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Jackle and NiGHTS: Z!
NiGHTS: ¡Soy félez! (I'm happy!)
(The Letter Z, again, makes pinging sounds)
Jackle and NiGHTS: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Reala: *mumbled* Just keep walking, Reala, keep walking...
(The three stop in front of a giant sneaker)
NiGHTS: Hop on board the train, Reala.
Jackle: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Reala: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
NiGHTS: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Reala.
Jackle: The Choo Choo Shoe!
NiGHTS: Hurry, Reala. It's about to leave.
(Jackle and NiGHTS get in the sneaker)
Jackle and NiGHTS: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Reala: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
(later, the three arrive at a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA.)
Jackle: We're here, Reala!
NiGHTS: The Temple of the Banana King!
Reala: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
(Chamelon appears out of nowhere with a big smile on his face)
Reala: Who is that?
(Silence)
Reala: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
(Silence)
Reala: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something!
(Chamelon suddenly starts to sing)
Chamelon: *singing* ~Reala, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Reala, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!~
Reala: A banana in my ear?
Chamelon: ~Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true.~
Reala: Says who?
Chamelon: ~So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers. So go and put a banana in your ear!~
Chamelon and Bananas: ~Put a banana in your ear!~
Reala: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Chamelon and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Reala: Says you.
Chamelon and Bananas: ~So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-~
Chamelon: ~-in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!~
(Chamelon disappears in flames)
Reala: Oh, of course, he burst into flames.
NiGHTS: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
(The amulet goes forth from around NiGHTS' non-existent neck, floats into the air, and shines a beam of light at Reala)
NiGHTS: Reala! YOU'RE the Banana King!
(Reala is floating to the amulet from the beam of light)
Reala: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
(A banana appears on Reala's back)
Banana: You're the Banana King, Reala!
Reala: No! I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!
NiGHTS: All hail the Banana King!
Reala: I'm not the Banana King!
NiGHTS: You ARE the Banana King!
Reala: No, NO! I...I...
(Suddenly, more bananas appear on Reala's back)
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
(A crown plops on Reala's head)
Reala: I...I AM the Banana King!
Jackle and NiGHTS: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Reala: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
(Reala notices that Jackle and NiGHTS have disappeared)
Reala: Heh, hey... Where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
(The beam of light disappears, causing Reala and the amulet to fall on the ground, and the crown falls off of Reala's head)
Reala: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
(Later, back at Nightmare castle, Reala is walking through the hall alone)
Reala: Hello? Hellooo?! Guys, where are you?
(Reala enters his room and sees that his TV and the rest of his stuff is gone)
Reala: Argh! You gotta be...Great! They robbed me!
(Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appears, with NiGHTS' head sticking out)
Reala: Ahh!
NiGHTS: Reala!
Reala: What?! What do you want?!
(Silence)
NiGHTS: *Tongue-bloop noise from earlier.*
Reala: *to LTP* I... HATE... YOU...
LTP: How many times have I heard that statment?
Jackle: *chewing on his hambone*
NiGHTS: Oh, calm down Ree. I know what'll make you feel better. *whispers something in Reala's non-existent ear*
Reala: *blushes* ... NiGHTS and I will be right back, we have a few... things to discuss. *flies off with NiGHTS in tow*
LTP: ... I don't think we'll be seeing them for a while, so, see ya'll next time with more sketches! and don't forget to review!