LTP: ... Alright Jackle, since NiGHTS and Reala haven't come back yet, we're just gonna have to do the show without them.
Jackle: How can we do the show without them?
LTP: Thankfully, I have a series of songs lined up for just such a situation. And I'll actually help out with some of them.
Jackle: SWEET! JACKLE GETS A MUSICAL!
LTP: But first, SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
Jackle: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following songs.
LTP: NOW LET'S START THE SHOW! 8D
Jackle the Mantle's Mini Musical
Jackle is a Banana
*Opens with LTP in the kitchen, washing the dishes when Jackle comes in with a huge grin on his face*
Jackle: *eye twitch* LTP! 8D
LTP: *jumps a little and turns off the sink* What Jackle?
Jackle: I'm a banana!
LTP: You're a what?
Jackle: *now wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and black pants* I'm a banana!
LTP: What happened to your clothes?
Jackle: *now wearing a banana costume* I'M A BANANA!
*Jackle starts singing*
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
LOOK AT ME MOVE!
Yeah, Yeah.
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
LOOK AT ME MOVE!
ARW, ARW.
Banana power,
Banana power,
Banana power,
Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow, Power.
Banana power,
Banana power,
Banana power,
LOOK AT ME MOVE!
Uh Oh banana time,
Uh Oh banana time,
Uh Oh banana time,
STOP!
*random noises*
Stop!
*Random noises*
STOP!
Cart, Fart, Smart, Dart, Heart, Tart, Cart, Mart, Cart, Smart, Dart, Fart, Tart, Fart, Dart
*Weird Noise*
*LTP comes in wearing a chicken costume and starts singing*
Chicka,
Chicka,
Chicka,
I am Chicka Chicky,
*weird noises*
Chicky *weird noises*
*Jackle takes over*
Stop!
*takes breathe*
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
Look at,
Look at me,
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
Look at me move,
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
I'm a banana,
*strange howling*
*small explosion*
*Mega explosion*
{~~~}
What Makes Jackle Happy
*opens in a field in Pure Valley where LTP is sad for some reason*
LTP: *crying*
*Jackle comes in*
Jackle: LTP, what's wrong? You look kinda sad.
LTP: I am sad.
Jackle: OH NO!
LTP: I know, it's terrible.
Jackle: *waving hands around* LTP!
LTP: I'm sad. So sad.
Jackle: Well, when I'm feeling sad, I sing about all the things in the world that make me happy!
*music starts playing and Jackle starts singing*
~An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July..
An ice cream bar,
A shooting star,
The sound of a steel guitar..~
LTP: That is wonderful!
~I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane,
Tiffany window panes, lovely to see..~
~Frost on a windowsill,
The feel of a dollar bill.
Vacations in Brazil feel me with glee..~
~These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie,
So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy..~
LTP: Wait, what was that about the Holocaust?
~A strip of lace,
A pretty face,
Eugenics really makes the case.
Counting sheeps in froggy leaps,
Touching LTP inappropriately while she sleeps..~
LTP: HEY!
~I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain.
Blood coming down like rain showering me.
That everlasting thrill during the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill, got off scott free.~
~These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile..
One day i will eat your brain and it'll be great,
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate..!~
LTP: ... That was, uh, great. Thanks, you really... cheered me up.
Jackle: ... YOU WHORE!
{~~~}
Jackle is Really Special 'Cause There's Only One of Him
*opens on the stage in Memory Forest. Jackle starts singing while LTP plays a guitar*
I am really special 'cause there's only one of me,
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy and other people are jealous of me!
When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song,
it cheers me and shows me that I won't be sad for long!
Oh oh oh,
I'm so haaappyyy, I can barely breathe,
puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth!
Watch out all you mothers,
I'm happy as hardcore,
happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore!
hahaha,
Oh I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy good anger bad, that's my philosophy!
*less enthusiasm*
I can't do this man I'm not happy.
*more enthusiasm*
I am really special 'cause there's only one of me,
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy other people are jealous of me!
These are my love handles,
and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over,
then mamma's gonna knock you out!
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave,
welcome to my happy world,
now get your s*** and leave!
I am happy I am good I am...
I'm outta here! ...Screw you!
LTP: And that just about wraps up Jackle the Mantle's Mini Musical!
Jackle: Aaaww... I was having fun.
*NiGHTS and Reala return. Reala looks calmer, almost happy...*
LTP: Finally! Where the hell have you two been? Jackle and I just finished the chapter.
Reala: We were... discussing some things...
NiGHTS: :3
LTP: ... Right... well anyway, here's the next script and this time, DON'T BE LATE! *looks at camera* SEE YA'LL NEXT TIME PEOPLE!
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