LTP: Has anyone seen Jackle? We need him for the next sketch.
*Reala flies in with a bound and gagged Jackle*
Reala: Found him.
LTP: Where was he?
Reala: He was trying to rob a bank... with a rubber chicken.
LTP: How'd ya find him?
Reala: I followed the trail of destruction in the city.
LTP: Ah, I see. Well take Jackle to the set, I'm going to do the disclaimer.
Reala: Fine. *flies off with Jackle in tow*
LTP: I don't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats. ROLLING!
Nightmaren with Hats 2
(NiGHTS and Jackle are in a life boat on the ocean while a burning cruise ship is sinking in the background)
NiGHTS: Jackle! What in Nightopia was all that?
Jackle: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
NiGHTS: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Jackle!
Jackle: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
NiGHTS: Jackle, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
Jackle: That sounds dangerous.
NiGHTS: You were head butting children off the side of the ship!
Jackle: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
NiGHTS: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Jackle: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
NiGHTS: Uhh.. Jackle why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Jackle: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
NiGHTS: Jaackle, what are we standing in?
Jackle: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
NiGHTS: No! I would not believe that!
Jackle: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
NiGHTS: No.
Jackle: Boat nectar?
NiGHTS: No.
Jackle: Some of God's tears?
NiGHTS: Tell me the truth Jackle.
Jackle: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
NiGHTS: JAAACKLE!
Jackle: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
NiGHTS: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Jackle: I will not apologize for art.
NiGHTS: Where are the other lifeboats?
Jackle: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
NiGHTS: Where are the other lifeboats, Jackle?
Jackle: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
NiGHTS: JACKLE!
Jackle: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
NiGHTS: You are just, terrible today!
Jackle: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
NiGHTS: That's the sound of people drowning Jackle.
Jackle: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
LTP: Okay everyone, that's it for today! Ya'll got the rest of the day off! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a football game to get to. SEE YA!
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