LTP: WE ARE BACK!
Reala: I am not looking forward to this one...
NiGHTS: Why is that Ree?
Reala: NiGHTS, have you even read the script?
NiGHTS: *reads through the script* oh... well good luck! *flies off*
LTP: NiGHTS, THE DISCLAIMER!
NiGHTS: Right sorry! LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures.
LTP: ACTION!
Panda Hat
(opens at some random bar in Nightmare, Jackle chugs a bottle of beer on a bar stool. His eyes are pink, because he's drunk. Reala then walks up)
Reala: ~Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday from Reala!~ Aaand you're drunk.
*Jackle breathes in deeply, then leans forward quickly, breaking a few bottles beside him*
Jackle: REE-REE!
Reala: How's the, uh, birthday?
Jackle: You're not even... *mumbles*... with the panda hat.
Reala: Oh, yeah? Cool...
Jackle: Ah ah!
*Jackle gets off bar stool and hugs Reala*
Jackle: Heh-hey, Reala.
Reala: What?
Jackle: Reala!
Reala. What?
Jackle: RealaRealaRealaRealaRealaRealaReala...
Reala: What?
Jackle: Listen.
Reala: What?
Jackle: Listen. Reala listen.
Reala: What?!
Jackle: Listen.
Reala: WHAT?!
Jackle: *deep voice* LISTEN! I love you! I wanna...let's...*mumbles*...let's grow old together in every way! *deep voice, background blazes* EVERY WAY!
Reala: *tries to get away from Jackle* 'Kay...
*disco ball drops down next to Jackle and Jackle starts to dance*
Jackle: Dance party for Jackle!
*Jackle falls into the glass fragments from the bottles earlier. Jackle gets up with the fragments stuck on him. Disco ball disappears*
Jackle: Yeah! HEY, LAAADIIIIIIIES! *runs off*
Reala: Eh, f***!
*Jackle runs up to a female Nightmaren*
Jackle: Hey, baby, knock knock, who's there, sex, sex who, sex with me, BOOM!
*sunglasses suddenly pop out in front of Jackle's eyes and he strikes a pose*
Female Nightmaren: Aw, that's so romantic! Call me-
Jackle: Whatever! *walks away*
Reala: Oh, my Wizeman, dude, what happened?
Jackle: I know, right! What a piyaaaammp!
*quickly rewinds to when Jackle spoke to the Nightmaren*
Jackle: Hey, blehblehboobleblebloohehe! Ahahahahahahahah! ...Knock knock.
*the Nightmaren angrily breaks her beer bottle on the countertop. Jackle ends up having a broken bottle on his head*
Reala: Wow, dude, you're really drunk.
*Reala removes the broken bottle on Jackle's head. Blood is visible on the tips*
Reala: I gotta get you home.
Jackle: YEAH, RIGHT! I'm fine! I ain't never puked from throwin' up!
Reala: You mean drinking?
Jackle: *breathes in, low voice* Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! *walks off*
Reala: Jackle! *groans*
Female Nightmaren: *groans* Men are such pigs.
Clawz: I can go all night-a, baby. I'm-a nocturnal. *growls seductively*
*Jackle talks to his reflection in a mirror*
Jackle: You don't know meh!
*Jackle talks to himself while the bartender watches*
Jackle: Is this real life? Now?
*Jackle is lying on the floor*
Jackle: My eyes are puzzle pieces!
*Jackle seems to be talking to someone*
Jackle: Let's grow old together in every way! ...Except for the gay way!
*Camera zooms out, showing that Jackle is talking to a toilet. He dunks his head in the bowl and flushes*
Reala: It's time to go, dude. You're making out with that toilet pretty hard.
*Jackle pulls out his head from the toilet*
Jackle: Your mom's making out with that post! YEAH! H-hey...you leave her outta this! *makes like he's about to vomit* Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh...
Reala: No! Nooooooooooo!
*time slows down, deepening everybody's voice*
Jackle: Urrruuuuugh!
Reala: Noooooooooooooo!
Jackle: IT'S MY TIME!
Reala: Are you kidding me?!
Jackle: YEEEE-
*time speed is back to normal. Jackle begins to vomits on Reala*
Reala: NOOOO- oooohhhhh... THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU PUKE?!
Jackle: I DON'T KNOW!
*Jackle continues to vomit on Reala. Eventually, Reala lies down*
Jackle: You don't know where I've been-
*Jackle vomits on Reala once more*
Reala: I hate you!
Jackle: *laughs*
Reala: I hate you sooo much!
LTP: OK, someone get Jackle sobered up!
NiGHTS: I'm on it. *takes Jackle to the break room*
LTP: And let's get you cleaned up Reala!
Reala: Fina-
*Reala gets cut off as LTP sprays him with a fire hose*
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