LTP: WE HATH RETURNED!
NiGHTS: Where's Ree?
LTP: My guess? Probably in the shower.
NiGHTS: STILL?! It's been like, four days!
LTP: I know, I passed the door a few times and I swear I could hear him muttering something along the lines of 'Still not clean'. Thankfully he's not in this sketch, so not much to worry about there. Jackle, disclaimer.
Jackle: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats.
LTP: ROLLING!
Nightmaren with Hats 3
(opens with Jackle and NiGHTS standing in front of a burning city)
NiGHTS: Jaaackle, we're supposed to be on vacation.
Jackle: I don't know about you but I'm having a wonderful time here.
NiGHTS: You toppled a south American government, Jackle.
Jackle: The people have spoken, viva la resistance.
NiGHTS: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.
Jackle: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
NiGHTS: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan.
*a foot kicks Jackle from inside his stomach*
Jackle: Whoa. That was a foot. I seemed to have swallowed and entire person.
NiGHTS: That would be the hotel bartender.
Jackle: Well that explains why my mojito is taking so long.
NiGHTS: It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
Jackle: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.
NiGHTS: I can't go anywhere with you, Jackle.
Jackle: That hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong.
NiGHTS: I wanna go home, we're leaving.
Jackle: In that case I should probably mention that I filled all our luggage with orphan meat.
NiGHTS: Wh-what?
Jackle: Well I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat won't do.
NiGHTS: You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked any more.
Jackle: Oh, that's no fun.
NiGHTS: This has become the norm for you Jackle.
Jackle: I'll have to try harder next time.
NiGHTS: Please don't.
Jackle: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
NiGHTS: Jaaackle.
Jackle: It's too late now, you.
NiGHTS: You?
Jackle: I've totally don't remember your name.
NiGHTS: What? We've known each other for years, Jackle.
Jackle: And what an impression you've made.
NiGHTS: My name is NiGHTS.
Jackle: What?
NiGHTS: I said my name is NiGHTS.
Jackle: Oh, I thought you were a gay man.
NiGHTS: Why would you think that?
Jackle: Mostly the clothes, are you sure?
NiGHTS: Of course I'm sure.
Jackle: Well if you excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
LTP: Oh Jackle, you lovable psychopath.
NiGHTS: *banging on bathroom door* REALA, IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!
Reala: MAKE ME!
NiGHTS: YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR FOUR DAYS!
Reala: I DON'T CARE!
LTP: Let me handle this NiGHTS.
*NiGHTS move away from the door*
LTP: Ahem, REALA IF YOU DON'T GET YOU ASS OUT OF THE SHOWER THIS INSTANT, I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD, GODESS, DIETY, AND OTHER DIVINE BEINGS OUT THERE THAT I WILL BUST DOWN THIS DOOR AND DRAG YOUR ASS ALL THROUGHOUT NIGHTMARE CASTLE, INCLUDING WIZEMAN'S THRONE ROOM, IN NOTHING BUT YOUR F***ING BIRTHDAY SUIT! Now, are you going to come out willingly or are things gonna have to get weird?
Reala: ... fine.
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