Jackle: So finally after seven hours, I managed to clean all the banana peels, egg shells and cotton candy out of Wizeman's throne room.
Reala: *not even paying attention* That's nice Jackle.
*NiGHTS flies in with a panicked look on her face*
NiGHTS: *grabs Reala's shoulders* REALA, JACKLE, RUN! LTP JUST BAKED CUPCAKES AND ATE ALL THE LEFTOVER FROSTING!
Reala: ... What?
NiGHTS: *shakes Reala* YOU HEARD ME! SHE ATE ALL THE FROSTING SHE HAD LEFT OVER AND NOW SHE'S ON A SUGAR HIGH! SHE'S EVEN MORE RANDOM AND CRAZY THAN JACKLE RIGHT NOW!
*LTP comes in with a demented grin and an eye twitch*
LTP: *eye twitches* Hey everyone!
NiGHTS: OH GOD, RUN! *flies off with Reala in tow*
LTP: Hey Jackle! Knock knock.
Jackle: Who's there?
LTP: Fish.
Jackle: Fish who?
LTP: FISH SLAPPED! *slaps Jackle in the face with Gulpo*
Jackle: WAIT FOR ME GUYS! *takes off after NiGHTS and Reala*
LTP: *turns demented smile to the camera* I don't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie... enjoy the show! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NIR Movie
(opens inside the Nightopia of a young Visitor)
Young Visitor: Hehehehehehe. Ooh.
NiGHTS: *grabs nose* Got your nose!
Young Visitor: Eeoo.
Reala: *kicks open the Nightopia door* Look out, she's got a nose! *fires gun*
{~~~}
Jackle: *grabs Puffy*. You gotta help me man, my cloak is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!
*Puffy backs away slowly*
Jackle: *squeaky voice* Please don't hurt me.
*everything turns red as camera zooms in on Jackle's cloak*
Cloak: *laughs evilly*
{~~~}
NiGHTS: Hello, parking meter!
Parking Meter: Hello!
*NiGHTS moves back, startled*
{~~~}
Donbalon: Hey, hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
*Chamelon comes near and smells Donbalon's flower*
Chamelon: Mmmmmm.
*Gulpo pops out of Donbalon's stomach*
Gulpo: Guaguaga.*slurps*
Chamelon: LOL.
Gulpo: Lala. *goes back into Donbalon*
{~~~}
*Bomamba clicks a pointless button. The sign reads, POINTLESS BUTTON. Warning: Pointless*
Bomamba: Hm.
{~~~}
Reala: Hey man -
*Jackle punches him in the face*
Reala: *angry* Oh, what the hell is wrong with you?!
Random Voice: Level up!
{~~~}
Claris: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
NiGHTS: I'll save you! Tree powers activate! *becomes a tree*
{~~~}
Reala: Die Nightopian!
Nightopian: Noooo!
*Reala steps on Nightopian*
{~~~}
Donbalon: Mmmm! *grabs a knife* Yum.
*Donbalon sticks his knife in the cake*
Cake: *screams in agony* Ahhhhh! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!
Donbalon: Nooo!
Cake: Ahh, the pain! It's unbearable!
Donbalon: What have I done?!
*cake screams in agony again and moves off the plate, toward the edge of the table*
Cake: Tell my children I love them!
Cupcakes: Daddy!
Cake: *moves off the table, plummeting onto the floor screaming*
Donbalon: Noo!
Cupcakes: No!
*cake splats to the ground*
{~~~}
Punk Visitor: *to Reala* Hey, you know who's gay? *camera zooms in on Visitor* YOU.
*camera zooms out to show Reala sticking a sword into him*
Punk Visitor: Oh, come on!
*later in a closet somewhere*
NiGHTS: *huddling close to Reala* Are you sure we'll be safe in here Reala?
Reala: There's an entire brick wall separating us from her, we should be safe until her sugar high wears off.
*camera pans to a brick wall where the door would be*
NiGHTS: Wait, how are WE going to get out of here when LTP calms down?
Reala: Simple, we use Jackle as a battering ram.
Jackle: HEY!
*LTP suddenly smashes her head through the brick wall and destroys it. When the smoke clears, she still has the demented smile and eye twitch and is still holding Gulpo*
LTP: HERE'S LTP!
NiGHTS, Reala and Jackle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If this isn't the most random thing I've ever done, then REVIEW PLEASE!