*LTP comes in dressed like Jeff the killer*

LTP: HEY EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO THE NIGHTS INTO RANDOMNESS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

Jackle: *wearing the banana costume from chapter 5* WAAAAAAHHHH! IT'S JEFF THE KILLER! QUICK, HIDE THE HAMBONES! *runs around screaming*

Reala: *dressed as Laughing Jack* JACKLE, WILL YOU CALM THE F*** DOWN?! IT'S JUST LTP IN A WIG!

LTP: ACTUALLY THIS IS MY REAL HAIR, I SPRAY PAINTED IT BLACK FOR MY COSTUME!

Reala: WAIT, YOU ACTUALLY PAINTED YOUR HAIR?! o0

LTP: IT'S A TEMPORARY HAIR COLOR THAT WASHES OUT IN THE SHOWER! NIGHTS USED IT FOR HER COSTUME TOO!

NiGHTS: *dressed as Scarecrow* Why is everyone yelling?

LTP: WE DON'T KNOW! SOMEONE SAY THE DISCLAIMER!

NiGHTS: *sigh* LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, any of the 11 drunk guys, or any creepypasta characters.

LTP: LET'S GET WASTED!

Quick note: The following Nightmaren will be dressed as mentioned below.

NiGHTS - Scarecrow (the creepypasta character, not an actual scarecrow)

Reala - Laughing Jack

Jackle - A Banana

Donbalon - A Pumpkin

Puffy - Shadow Queen Peach (from Paper Mario 2)

Chamelon - Dracula

Queen Bella - A Black Widow

Bomamba - Nyan Cat


8 Drunk Nightmaren Play Slendermod - Halloween edition

(opens in NiGHTS' room where the Halloween party is taking place, there is booze and candy EVERYWHERE. Reala is sitting in front of a laptop with NiGHTS and Jackle at his side. Bomamba is running around the room while singing the Nyan Cat song as Chamelon tries to hang from the ceiling, but is too drunk to do it properly. Puffy and Queen Bella are rolling Donbalon around like the Katamari while Donbalon sings 'Jimmy Cracked Corn'. And once again, everyone is DRUNK! DUN DUN DUN! It should also be noted, that there is a huge recycle bin in the corner of the room, filled to brim with alcohol containers, and it was empty when the party started)

Jackle: Holy s***.

Chamelon: Wow.

NiGHTS: ~This is crazy!

Reala: And I just met- wait, s***. I f***ed up the lyrics.

NiGHTS: Oh no, I didn't even mean that!

Puffy: ~I just met you~

Jackle: Two chains!

Puffy: ~and this is crazy!~

*game starts*

Donbalon: Holy f***! This is scary!

NiGHTS: Wow, this is so much more terrifying than the original Slender!

Jackle: So, as you can tell, you've gone back in time and you're building the railroad!

Queen Bella: Are we Asian?!

Bomamba: Are we Chinese?!

Chamelon: Wait are you actually serious?

Reala: Guys, we're Black!

Puffy: Ok, fine.

NiGHTS: Wow, this is getting really scary already!

Donbalon: Holy s***!

Jackle: Holy f***, this is like legit today...

Chamelon: This is legitimately scary.

Reala: SHUT UP!

Bomamba: Yo there's a page up there!

NiGHTS: Paper! Paper!

Puffy: No, it's not a page.

Donbalon: It's gotta be a page.

Jackle: It's clearly just my c** on the wall.

Reala: You c** in squares?!

Jackle: ... I'm very accurate.

Chamelon: Can you jump?

Reala: Not as far as I can tell...

NiGHTS: Slender man c**s in squares...

Donbalon: My c** comes out in squares.

Jackle: Oh s***!

*Slender man appears in the distance*

Everyone: *minor freak out*

Reala: We haven't even gotten the-

NiGHTS: Wow, that is fast!

Chamelon: Just chillin', just chillin'!

Donbalon: *whimpers*

Jackle: He looks scarier and more, uh... scary!

Queen Bella: This is incredible, it's actually like the best Slender mod ever!

Chamelon: It's the only one!

Reala: *sees Slender man in the same spot as earlier* Whoa there he is!

NiGHTS: Gimme twenty dollars! Gimme twenty dollars!

Jackle: Get the f*** away from him!

Queen Bella: WHHOOO!

Bomamba: S***!

Reala: *notices a large tree*Hey, it's the tree from Avatar!

NiGHTS: There's water, he'll drown you!

Jackle: Wait, does that mean this is the tree that we can f***?

Chamelon: Yeah, that's bulls*** bro.

Reala: *spots the page* PAGE!

NiGHTS: RUN!

Jackle: RUN!

Donbalon: Slender man has some serious mental issues!

Jackle: Heed the warning!

Reala: *sarcastically* Are you sure we're supposed to run? I don't think so.

NiGHTS: HA!

Chamelon: Yeah let's just go to- *gets cut off by bats screeching*

Everyone: *minor freak out*

Bomamba: OOHH BATS MAN!

Puffy: BATS!

Queen Bella: NOT COOL!

NiGHTS: THEY'RE VAMPIRES!

Reala : Guys, we have to embrace the fear!

*static appears*

Everyone: WHOA!

Donbalon: Oh s*** he's already on us!

Chamelon: I saw him!

Jackle: We can't embrace the fear!

Reala: BATMAN DID!

NiGHTS: *Sean Connery voice* Sean Connery in a gas mask

Jackle: When you have found all 8 pages, you have my permission to die.

Donbalon: I'm gonna be honest, Bane was terrible.

Chamelon: What the?!

Reala: Bane was the s***!

Jackle: That was so cool!

NiGHTS: WHAT?! BABE WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, THAT PIG WAS ADORABLE!

Reala: *laughs*

NiGHTS: *Scottish accent* That'll do pig, that'll do.

Bomamba: When it went to the city!

Puffy: A PAGE!

*Reala turns around briefly and spots Slender man*

Jackle and Chamelon: *screams*

NiGHTS: *claps then says a bunch of gibberish*

Puffy: Tom Hardy man! I love that guy!

Chamelon: Tom Hardy's f***in' sick man.

Reala: I think Bane was an excellent character.

Puffy: I also think he's sexy as f***!

Jackle: Yeah, I was gonna say, he should be in porn.

Reala: Ppppfffffffffffttttttt!

NiGHTS: *laughs*

Reala: Thanks Jackle!

Bomamba: Who said that? Who said that?

Chamelon: Jackle 'cause he's gay!

Jackle: NO DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Chamelon: JACKLE IS GAY, Jackle is gay, I can't start it up...

Donbalon: TURN AROUND!

Reala: Oh f*** it's a brick wall!

NiGHTS: IT'S A FENCE!

Jackle: She's a brick... HOUSE!

Queen Bella: OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOO!

Puffy: Preserve the run. Your run is limited.

Jackle: I have the runs.

*everyone laughs a little*

Reala: No, that was Donbalon last time.

NiGHTS: Out of his mouth!

Jackle: It's funny 'cause Donbalon pooped himself!

Chamelon: Did Donbalon poop and then puke?

Donbalon: No, I just puked!

Bomamba: He pooped in his mouth!

NiGHTS: *laughs*

Puffy: Oh my God!

Jackle: Get away from the wall!

NiGHTS: Get away from the ground!

*spots Slender man*

Jackle: Whoa!

Reala: That was Slender!

Donbalon: That's sketchy!

*static appears on screen*

Everyone: WHOA!

NiGHTS: YOO! EEEYYYOOOOOO!

Reala: I can't get away from the wall 'cause every time I turn, he f***s me!

Puffy: Sweet!

Donbalon: Mmmm...

Jackle: Accept the f***!

NiGHTS: *laughs*

Chamelon: Yo, sketchy swing set!

Bomamba: Oh my God!

Queen Bella: Ok swing set, f*** yeah. Gonna party!

Reala: The one thing Slender games were missing was a playground.

NiGHTS: It's so wet, what kinda glue did he use?!

Jackle: *flailing his arms about* Wait, wait! Don't grab the page! THIS IS A SET UP! CHRIS HANSEN IS IN THE TREES!

*Reala grabs the page*

Everyone: *screams*

Chamelon: RUN! RUN!

NiGHTS: Have a seat over there!

Jackle: Yeah! *laughs*

Reala: WHAT THE HELL, THE FLASHING LIGHT!

*NiGHTS falls over onto Reala's lap*

NiGHTS: I'M LOOKING AT YOUR D***! *pulls her face out of Reala's crotch*

Donbalon: Just go to the light man! It's cool!

Reala: That's like a flickering light, that's not even a page!

Puffy: Tuuurrrn arrrooouunnd!

Queen Bella: What the f*** is this?!

Chamelon: Holy s***, what is this?

NiGHTS: Go towards the light!

Jackle: It's the house!

Eveyone: *screaming about the house*

Reala: It's the f***in' house!

NiGHTS: WHOOOOOOO!

Jackle: OH MY GOD, THEY BROUGHT IT BACK!

Puffy: DO IT!

Donbalon: Actually this is a public wash room...

Chamelon: I think we should run right now.

Bomamba: Oh my f***ing God!

Queen Bella: Run right now, right now!

NiGHTS: You know there's one in there!

Jackle: Otherwise you're gonna get ass f***ed!

Reala: The music's gonna get super loud!

Donbalon: Oh f*** this s***!

Bomamba: OOOOOOOOHHH!

Jackle: OOOOOOOOHH F***!

Chamelon: Holy s*** dude!

Queen Bella: Oh f***!

NiGHTS: NO, go back in, go back in!

Reala: NOO F***IN' WAY!

Jackle: There's definitely one in there!

Chamelon: He's right on our d***s...

Reala: I keep thinking he's gonna be right f***in' there...

NiGHTS, Reala, and Jackle: OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!

NiGHTS: It's a graveyard!

Jackle: WHOOOO!

Reala: I think we should all pay a moment of silence.

Donbalon: GET THE F*** OUTTA THERE!

Puffy: GO!

Jackle: GET THE F*** OUT!

NiGHTS: UNDESACRATE NOOOOWW!

*Reala gets caught by Slender man*

Everyone: *screaming and cursing*

NiGHTS: *tries to hide behind Reala*

Jackle: *holding Reala's legs*

Everyone else: *running around in random directions screaming, Bomamba is somehow running on the ceiling*

Chamelon: Holy s***!

Reala: HE HAS F***ING TWEEZERS FOR HANDS!

Everyone: *laughs*

NiGHTS: That's a good looking Slender man!

*Jackle a Reala trade seats, now Jackle is playing*

Jackle: Okay.

NiGHTS: Whohoo!

Reala: We're about to get f***ed up the nipples...

Jackle: K, can I draw, we should draw a map so we...

Donbalon: No, we should draw my d*** so we know how big it is.

Queen Bella: It's tiny!

Chamelon: It's so small!

Reala: Exactly 2 inches.

Jackle: I think we need a back story for this brave soul.

NiGHTS: He was just recently laid off by Fedex.

Everyone but NiGHTS: *laughs*

NiGHTS: And he is now running his own delivery service!

*everyone laughs again*

Jackle: Oh where's the house?

*spots a large tunnel*

Everyone: WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA!

NiGHTS: That's a tube!

Reala: That is a tube!

Chamelon: Tuuuuuuuuuubbbee!

Puffy: THAT'S A TUBE!

Donbalon: TUUBBE!

Chamelon: TUUUUUUUUUUUBBEE!

Jackle: No page, no page, NO PAGE!

Bomamba: Yo, check one of the other tubes!

Chamelon: Check the other tube! Check the other tube!

NiGHTS: Ride the tube!

Reala: Ride the Dee! Ride the motha f***in' Dee!

Bomamba: Right!

Queen Bella: Boom! No page!

*character moves crazy fast*

Jackle: Sorry, the sensitivity is retarded in this game...

NiGHTS: I cried in The Bucket List!

Reala: My dad cried during Pokemon!

Jackle: I didn't 'cause they were androids!

Reala: I am not kidding! I was six years old, I look to my right and my dad's like tearing the f*** up! I was like, 'grow up!'!

NiGHTS: I also cried in the notebook. That's a sad movie...

Jackle: We haven't even gotten one page yet.

Queen Bella: Right there!

Bomamba: You know what is sad? A Walk to Remember. A Walk to Remember is sad as f***.

Chamelon: Well I've actually cried in movies so shut the f*** up.

Puffy: The house is on the right, the house is on the right.

NiGHTS: I cried at the end of Batman, I'm not gonna lie. Batman was f***in' sad!

Reala: The f***'s wrong with you?!

Jackle: I cried during the worst movie possible.

NiGHTS: HE F***IN' DIED!

Jackle: I cried during Startrek Nemisis.

Reala: He did not die!

NiGHTS: Well I thought he died!

Reala: Batman dies but Bruce Wayne's still alive!

Jackle: Oh my god, you can hear little kids noise!

Puffy: GO!

Donbalon: Oh s***! That was cool!

Bomamba: Go to the house! Go to the house, it's nearby!

NiGHTS: Do not go to the house!

Queen Bella: Go to the house!

Puffy: Go to the house.

Chamelon: I will murder you penis!

Jackle: I'm a delivery man who also part times as a real-estate agent!

Reala: Excuse me misses, did you order this extra large sausage pizza?

Jackle: He is gonna- we're gonna sell this house!

Reala: Oh you have no money? I wonder how else you could pay me.

Jackle: We gotta sell this house to somebody!

Reala: Oh you dropped your bathrobe, ooh nooo!

Donbalon: It's on the second left!

Bomamba: LEFT!

Jackle: There is interior lighting...

NiGHTS: *laughs*And tiles everywhere!

*Jackle walks into room and everyone freaks out for no reason*

Chamelon: OH THERE'S A PAGE!

Puffy: Pages!

Jackle: Here we have wonderful art!

Reala: AWW BEST FRIEND WHAT THE F***?!

NiGHTS: Aaww that's cute!

Jackle: So, your kids could sleep in that room!

Puffy: *laughs*

Jackle: And what we have right here is uhh-

NiGHTS: THE EXIT!

Reala: NOO GET THE F*** OUT!

Jackle: The master bedroom.

Donbalon: WHAT THE F*** DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?

Queen Bella: AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!

Bomamba: *high pitched scream*

NiGHTS: *laughs*

Chamelon: Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunru nrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!

Reala: RUN!

Jackle: The Neighborhood isn't that good!

*static appears*

Puffy: YOOOO!

Donbalon: F***'N WALK!

NiGHTS: HE'S IN THE BUSHES!

Chamelon: Be careful you can't look around easy!

Reala: A league, a league is like-

NiGHTS: a League of Justice!

Reala: A league is like 20 feet or something...

Bomamba: What's more scary, this-

Jackle: *spots page* Yaaaaaay!

Donbalon: Pay attention to the game!

Bomamba: What's more scary, this or the ets bus service?

NiGHTS: THE TAAAALL MAAAN!

Chamelon: AAAAGGH!

*Slender man appears in the distance*

Everyone: WHOOOAAA!

Reala: YO WHAT THE F***?!

Jackle: THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

Queen Bella: THERE'S LOTS OF EXITS!

*train whistle is heard*

Jackle: I heard a train!

Bomamba: That was a f***in' train!

NiGHTS: I heard a f***in' train!

Donbalon: Gonna get murdered!

Jackle: Are we a ghost?! 'Cause if we're a ghost we can just f***in'-*turns around*

Reala: What the f*** are you doing!?

Chamelon: GO, you f***in' f***!

Jackle: If we're a ghost, that means Slender man is also a ghost and we can f*** him up!

NiGHTS: OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE THE SIXTH SENSE!

Puffy: Are we Bruce Willis?

Donbalon: Except there's no Bruce Willis!

Reala: Sorry, spoiler alert, Bruce Willis is dead.

Chamelon: Learn to use the God damned mouse!

NiGHTS: Well if we're gonna die, we're gonna DIE HARD!

Reala: *laughs*

Jackle: HAAAAA!

Donbalon: I don't get it...

Queen Bella: No we are UNBREAKABLE!

Jackle: HAAAA!

Reala: Shut up you... SURROGATE.

NiGHTS: You just gotta follow THE SIGNS!

Puffy: You're so EXPENDABLE!

Jackle: Ok, I have a plan!

Chamelon: Shut up! I'm a family guy!

Everyone: *laughs a little*

Reala: What the f***? That's not Bruce Willis!

Jackle: If we stay on the island...

Chamelon: I thought we were saying movie names.

Jackle: *spots page* YAAAYY!

Donbalon: Run! Run! RUN! RUN!

NiGHTS: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFTTT!

Bomamba: Ass rhymes with s*** butt!

Jackle: Ass s*** butt in the pubes d***!

Reala: Gut s*** n***** butt chuck c***!

NiGHTS: Titty wank up the d*** f*** with the titty s***.

Chamelon: C** on the wall butt f*** s*** dad.

Donbalon: Fill the walrus butt d*** ass!

Jackle: Let's play a game while we wait!

Reala: I filled your b**** with my c*** f*** walrus d***!

NiGHTS: I f***ed your balls on a rake d***.

Jackle: Does anyone wanna play travel Scrabble?

Queen Bella: I f***ed a seal in your ass s***!

Puffy: I filled a seal with you poopy ass!

Jackle: You ass****s, shut the f*** up!

Donbalon: I pooped in your nipple s***!

Bomamba: Slender- oh s***!

NiGHTS: OH HE'S TRICKING US!

Jackle: OK...

Reala: I don't think he's tricking us, I think you're just dumb!

Queen Bella: No, stop!

Donbalon: N***** n***** n***** n***** n***** n***** n*****.

Chamelon: I'M 100% N*****!

Donbalon: N***** n***** n***** n***** n***** n***** n*****.

Chamelon: I'M 200% N*****

Reala: I'm white.

Bomamba: Why the police hate n*****s?

Jackle: OH there's a page here! There is a page here!

Reala: Too bad it's too f***in' late!

Puffy: It's stone hump!

NiGHTS and Reala: Whooooooooooaa!

Jackle: Yeah d*** licker!

NiGHTS: Just run! JUST RUN!

Reala: We die in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

*nothing happens*

Jackle: We cool, we cool.

Reala: Nooooooo!

NiGHTS: *laughs*

Reala: Noooooo!

Jackle: Reala was wrong!

Donbalon: Yo go down the slide!

NiGHTS: Aww that's a cute slide actually.

Reala: Shut the f*** up slide!

*Jackle tries to climb up the slide but can't*

Puffy: NOO RUN!

Queen Bella: RUUN RUN!

Donbalon: RUN NOO!

NiGHTS: The slide was a trap!

Reala: Go right you idiot!

Chamelon: WHY ARE YOU GOING RIGHT!?

Jackle: That's where the graveyard is!

Reala: GO RIGHT!

Puffy: STOP GOING THERE!

Jackle: I didn't mean to backtrace from the house!

NiGHTS: NO! Don't go to the house we're gonna die!

Reala: THE HOUSE IS BUTT F*** CENTRAL!

Jackle: Uhhh... 'kay.

NiGHTS: Did you say the house is butt f*** central?

Reala: *nervous laugh* No.

Donbalon: Ya done goofed! Ya done goofed.

Jackle: We have a very feminine pant.

Queen Bella: What are you doing?!

Chamelon: Are we a lady?

Puffy: That's 'cause you're a girl!

Bomamba: DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE!

NiGHTS: Why'd you spin around?!

Reala: You're such a dumbass Jackle!

Jackle: I'm a f***in' ballerina!

Donbalon: I wanna murder your children!

Queen Bella: Oh there's a graveyard!

Jackle: NICE!

NiGHTS: FUNDERFUL!

Reala: On you left, on your left, on your left! It's on the circle.

Bomamba: It might not be there!

Donbalon: It's ok, you got it. You got it!

Chamelon: S*** S*** S***!

Jackle: YESS!

NiGHTS: Whoooo!

*sees Slender man*

Everyone: *SCREAMIN AND YELLING RUN*

Jackle: WE'RE OUT OF RUN!

Reala: PRESS SHIFT YOU F***!

NiGHTS: WE'RE OUT OF RUN?! WE HAVE A FINITE RUN?!

Jackle: WE RUN OUT OF IT!

*Slender man appears again*

Chamelon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!

NiGHTS: I saw his tie! It's a double Windsor!

Everyone: *laughs a little*

Reala: You liar, we can run you f***er!

Donbalon: Turn left you f***!

*everyone argues for a minute for no reason*

Chamelon: You are the worst f***in' player ever!

Puffy: There we go! There we go!

NiGHTS: That's a page!

Reala: OOOH! Holy s***!

Donbalon: Then turn right! Then turn right!

Queen Bella: Yo, we're gonna get f***ed!

Jackle: This is intense!

Bomamba: Go around the building to the right!

NiGHTS: This is the farthest we've ever gotten in a slender game!

Chamelon: I LOVE FORESKIN!

Puffy: BEHIND US!

*Jackle picks up page and everyone starts screaming run again*

Donbalon: *high pitched scream*

Reala: WHY DID YOU USE IT UP THEN!?

Jackle: That was the worst planning!

Puffy: TO THE RIGHT YOU FF-!

NiGHTS: TURN RIGHT!

Chamelon: THERE! You're good, that's a good direction.

Reala: You pile of d*** chee-

*Jackle hits sticky keys*

NiGHTS: NOOOOOO!

Reala: WHAT THE F***?!

Queen Bella: YOU HIT THE CALCULATOR!

Donbalon: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Jackle: AAAHHH OOH S***!

NiGHTS: HE HIT STICKY KEYS!

Chamelon: OHHH GOD!

Reala: WHAT THE F***!

NiGHTS: YOU CAME ALL OVER THE KEYS!

Jackle: YEAH I'M ALIVE!

Puffy: WE'RE ALIVE! WE'RE ALIVE!

Reala: YOU SON OF A B**** WHAT THE F*** DID-

NiGHTS: HE'S ALIVE!

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!

Bomamba: Holy s***!

Jackle: I'm f***in' badass!

Puffy: You're a genius!

Donbalon: Turn right, turn right!

Reala: *grabs NiGHTS* I like your butt!

NiGHTS: Guys did we go to Stonehenge yet?

Everyone: Yes!

Donbalon: Tuurrn riigghht!

Jackle: There's a f***in' wall!

Donbalon: NO, fence!

Reala: Donbalon you have no idea what's right, shut up!

Bomamba: Leftish, slightly leftish!

Jackle: I'm leftist!

NiGHTS: Name the places we haven't been! Where have we been?

*static*

Everyone: *minor feakout*

Reala: Yo we don't know all the places though.

Jackle: We haven't been in Slender's ass****!

Puffy: We don't know all the places yet!

NiGHTS: It's on his back!

Chamelon: Yeah, I bet you there's only f***in' seven!

Queen Bella: K we've been to the graveyard, the house, Stonehenge, railway station, Broken house, and what's the other one?

Reala: Swing!

Jackle: Swingset!

NiGHTS: OH THE TUNNELS!

Everyone: *arguing about checking the tunnels*

Bomamba: To you right slightly! it's right there I see it!

Donbalon: Stop sprinting.

Puffy: THERE!

Reala: Slow down Jackle! Slow down!

Jackle: We're out of run again!

Chamelon: Slightly to the left, slightly to the left.

NiGHTS: He's f***ing tricking us!

Reala: He's not tricking us, I don't know why the f*** you thought that.

NiGHTS: WHY NOT?

Queen Bella: OH MY GOODNESS NO WAY, THAT HAS TO BE IT!

Donbalon: This is it! This is gonna be it!

Puffy: Holy s***!

Jackle: OH WE'RE GONNA WIN!

NiGHTS: WE ARE SO COOL!

Bomamba: NOO!

Queen Bella: DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME!

Reala: WHERE ARE YOU GOING JACKLE!?

Jackle: THAT'S THE F***ING HOUSE MAN!

Chamelon: I WILL S*** IN YOUR MOUTH!

NiGHTS: That's a brick wall!

Jackle: That's the f***ing house!

Bomamba: There's no page!

Everybody: *keeps telling Jackle to go left*

NiGHTS: This is the longest we've ever lived!

Donbalon: Don't run!

Chamelon: Stop running!

*Jackle hits sticky keys again, the game is still going and everyone is getting on Jackle's case about it*

Jackle: NOOOOO!

Reala: *throttling Jackle* STOP PRESSING STICKY KEYS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF S***!

Queen Bella: F***ING IDIOT!

NiGHTS: IN YOUUR AAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Jackle: WHY DO STICKY KEYS EXIST?! WHY DO STICKY KEYS EXIST?!

Chamelon: CLICK!

Bomamba: CLICK YOU F*** HEAD!

Jackle: IT'S F***IN' FROZEN!

Puffy: NO CLICK SLENDER THING!

*sound effect indicates Jackle got caught, everyone proceeds to hit Jackle with pillows, brooms, and whatever is lying around*

Jackle: HE GOT US, HE GOT US!

NiGHTS: YOU SUCK!

Reala: F*** YOU JACKLE! F*** YOU

Queen Bella: F*** YOU!

Puffy: GET THE F*** OUTTA THAT CHAIR!

Jackle: I F***ING GOT TO SEVEN PAGES!

Donbalon: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF S***!

NiGHTS: I HATE YOUR ASS****!

Queen Bella: WE WERE SO CLOSE TO WINNING!

Jackle: WHY IS STICKY KEYS ON!?

Donbalon: I'm going home, f*** this. *gets up to leave but passes out in a drunken daze*

Jackle: YEAH, WHY DO YOU HAVE STICKY KEYS ON REALA?!

Reala: My f***ing d*** is ripped!

NiGHTS: Why is sticky keys on?!

Jackle: How the f*** do you turn it off?!


LTP: HOLY MOTHER OF JACK-O-LANTURNS! This is the longest f***ing chapter so far! Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the Halloween special and have a safe Halloween!