LTP: ~HERE WE ARE AGAIN ON OUR OWN!~
Reala: *sarcastically* Terrific...
NiGHTS: I actually get to be in this one! YAY!
Jackle: COCK A DOODLE DOO! THE COW SAYS MOO! I AM THE WALRUS, KUKU KACHOO!
NiGHTS and Reala: ... What the f***?
LTP: ... ok, I will give you twenty bucks if you can say something more random than that.
Jackle: Mustard!
LTP: Damn! *hands over twenty dollars then points to Reala* Reala! DISCLAIMER!~
Reala: *sighs* LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures...
LTP: *to the tune of the A Team theme* ~WE ARE NOW, STARTING THE SHOW!~
Flame War
(Reala and Jackle are both on a drop zone in their Roflcopter)
Jackle: All right! We're over the drop zone! The objective is somewhere inside! Stay frosty!
Reala: Let's pwn some noobs!
Jackle: This is gonna be awesoooooooome!
*Jackle and Reala jump off, Reala screams*
Jackle: Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Reala uses his parachute*
Jackle: Oooooh!
*Jackle doesn't have one and crashes through the roof of a mall in Nightmare. Camera zooms into the mall's front door, there are posters with Flame War on it. Meanwhile, Jackle crashes into the floor and leaves a self-print on it. He stands up immediately*
Jackle: Yeah!
*Reala drops down gently with his parachute. Bullets are being fired at them*
Reala: It's a trap!
Jackle: Duck below!
*Reala and Jackle run away. Jackle fires his rifle at the enemies*
Jackle: Pew! Pew! Pew, God mode turn on! I think they're f***ing hacking!
*both Nightmaren jump behind some sacks*
Jackle and Reala: Ugh!
*Jackle puts out his head, Reala follows but only half his head is visible*
Jackle: Activating day vision goggles! *takes out a pair of binoculars*
Reala: Those are binoculars.
*Jackle looks around with his binoculars and sees random fights, shoppers shoot bullets at each other with rifles, bazookas, a tank, etc. A hand grenade is thrown on a sack, and before the shoppers can run for it, they explode, Jackle then finds the game*
Jackle: Reala, there it is! The best video game ever released!
*Reala looks into the other side of the binoculars*
Reala: And there's only one copy?!
Jackle: *deep voice* And it's mine. *loads a shotgun* Click click.
*Jackle and Reala jump out of the sacks and runs for the video game*
Jackle: Die HAXORS!
*Jackle shoots a Nightmaren with his shotgun but misses, he then throws two ninja stars at a Nightmaren with side burns in the eyes. Reala shoots a Nightmaren in a top hat with his sniper, Jackle uses a flame thrower*
Jackle: LET 'EM BURN!
*Reala hides behind a plant and sees NiGHTS with a coffee cup in hand*
NiGHTS: Wow, I love a man in uniform.
Reala: Thank- *clears throat hard* Thanks. You think that's something? Watch this!
*Reala aims his scope at Owl. He tries to shoot him but the magazine falls out*
Reala: Got 'em.
*Jackle goes on a killing spree. He jumps over a table, landing on his back shooting a Nightmaren who follows him. He then hops on a Nightmaren with sunglasses, twisting the 'Maren's neck with his knees while shooting another Nightmaren in the face with handgun. Jackle then rides a skateboard while a machine gun is fired at him. He picks up an axe on a passing table, hacking another Nightmaren before throwing the axe at a shield that ricochets right at the gunner's head. Then the camera cuts back to Reala and NiGHTS*
Reala: *leaning on his rifle* So...you come here a lot?
NiGHTS: No, I just got off work.
Reala: WOW, you're successful.
*the camera goes back to Jackle, when a Nightmaren with an eye patch approaches behind him, he shoots him*
Jackle: BOOM, headshot!
*another Nightmaren approaches in front of him and Jackle hits him with the shotgun*
Jackle: Killing spree!
*a third Nightmaren comes in front of Jackle, and Jackle drives the shotgun through the man's head*
Jackle: Running riot!
*a knight-like Nightmaren comes in front of Jackle and tries to kill him, but Jackle lifts him up and tears him into two pieces*
Jackle: Kill-tacular!
*Jackle jumps into the air and suddenly a Batman costume appears out of nowhere*
Jackle: I'm Batman!
*Jackle gets closer and closer to the game, camera cuts back to Reala and NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: Well... I better be going.
Reala: Oh, let me walk you out. *deep voice* We need to be careful. There's Charlie in the bushes.
*The camera looks at the bush where a gnome-like Nightmaren is sitting*
Gnome Nightmaren: My name's Jake.
*camera cuts back to Reala and NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: I think I'm okay...*starts walking away*
Reala: *whispering* Frack!
*camera cuts to Jackle as he breaks the glass case surrounding the game, then cuts back to Reala as he throws a grenade towards NiGHTS*
Reala: Look out!
*Reala tackles NiGHTS in an attempt to make himself look heroic right before the grenade explodes*
NiGHTS: UGH!
*camera cuts back to Jackle as he slowly reaches for the game then cuts back to Reala and NiGHTS*
Reala: *pulls his face out of NiGHTS' chest* Oh, my Wizeman, I saved your life! Looks like you owe me dinner or something, ri- Is this how this works?
NiGHTS: Sure. How 'bout Friday?
Reala: *to himself happily* Yessss.
*camera cuts back to Jackle*
Jackle: *holding up the game* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!
*camera cuts back to Reala and NiGHTS*
Reala: Well, I guess I'll... see you Fri-
Jackle: *running toward Reala* We gotta get outta here, dude!
Reala: Why?
Jackle: "C4" yourself!
*camera shows a large pile of C4 bombs before cutting back to Jackle as he fires a grappling hook, grabs Reala, and swings out of the store and into the Roflcopter. The mall explodes*
Jackle: OVERKILL!
*NiGHTS gets out of the store, angry and covered in soot*
NiGHTS: D***s.
*later, Jackle and Reala are sitting on a couch. Jackle is holding the game.*
Jackle: *opens the game box* Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
*takes the disk out*
Jackle: Oh, man. Oh, man.
*inserts the game into a console*
Jackle: Oh, man! Oh, man. Oh, man.
*Jackle and Reala are both holding controllers*
Jackle: It's starting!
*LEVEL 01: TEH FORUM appears on the screen. It then shows the game, which is a Roflcopter shooting at various Internet memes, youtube viral video pics, angry birds picture, microsoft and others. Jackle and Reala sit with shocked expressions on their faces. Jackle starts fighting the first boss, Pedobear*
Jackle: LEEROOOOOYYYY JEEN-
LTP: HOORAYS! ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE!
Jackle: *shouting in Reala's ear* I'M A CHEESE FART PAPERCLIP!
Reala: *holding his ear* Oh that's great, make me go deaf!
NiGHTS: *laughing*
LTP: LONG LIVE RANDOMNESS!
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