LTP: Well, I knew it would come to this eventually, the last Nightmarens with Hats sketch. Oh well. Reala, DISCLAIMER!
Reala: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats. Stupid Dreamer...
LTP: HEY, watch it Reala, or I actually might go through with the fourth Charlie the Unicorn sketch as well as Charlie teh Unicron.
Reala: ...
Note: No Nightopians were harmed in the making of this sketch.
Nightmaren with Hats 4
(opens in NiGHTS' room. There is mud tracked on the carpet)
NiGHTS: Jaaackle, you've tracked mud all over the carpet.
Jackle: Now that right there is a mess!
NiGHTS: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Jackle!
Jackle: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning!
NiGHTS: They're clearly your foot prints Jackle!
Jackle: Then there is an impostor on the loose!
NiGHTS: They lead directly to you!
Jackle: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom!
NiGHTS: Jackle, stop avoid-
*loud explosion followed by the wall being blown away, reveals a destroyed city consumed flames with a large mushroom cloud in the background*
NiGHTS: ... JAAAACCKLE!
Jackle: Happy Birthday!
NiGHTS: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?!
Jackle: Why don't you blow out your candle?
NiGHTS: You've gone too far this time, Jackle!
Jackle: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city.
NiGHTS: How did you even do this?
Jackle: A dollop of fairy dust!
NiGHTS: JACKLE.
Jackle: I ripped a tag off a mattress!
NiGHTS: This isn't funny, Jackle!
Jackle: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the Nightopians who just exploded!
NiGHTS: I'm leaving. I've had enough of this!
Jackle: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now!
NiGHTS: What? Why?
Jackle: Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
NiGHTS: That isn't friendship Jackle, that's sick!
Jackle: Well then you're probably not going to like your birthday decorations!
NiGHTS: It's not even my...oh my gosh!
*Several Nightopian faces float by hanging on balloons*
Jackle: SURPRISE!
NiGHTS: Ah oh uh no ah uh!
Jackle: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication.
NiGHTS: This is awful Jackle!
Jackle: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head.
NiGHTS: I think I'm going to throw u- oh God one touched me!
Jackle: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
NiGHTS: Ya think, Jackle?!
Jackle: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
NiGHTS: But that isn't the problem, Jackle! Why would you think any of this is a good idea?
Jackle: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
NiGHTS: Oh...
Jackle: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
LTP: And that my friends, is the real reason why NiGHTS left Nightmare.
NiGHTS: ... those weren't actual Nightopian faces right? *inches away from Reala who keeps bothering her with a Nightopian face*
LTP: Nah, they're made of latex. And Reala, stop freaking NiGHTS out with the props!
Reala: Fine, ruin my fun. *throws the prop over his shoulder*
Jackle: *playing a saxophone like the Epic Sax Guy*
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