LTP: *laying face down on the floor while Jackle pokes her with a stick* ugh...
NiGHTS: You ok LTP? You look dead today...
LTP: Probably 'cause I just worked the last six days back to back...
Reala: Wait, you actually have a job?!
LTP: Well duh, how do you think I managed to afford all the crap needed to run this show?
NiGHTS: Well in any case, do you think you have the energy to start filming chapter twenty?
LTP: *springs up* HOLY S***! Are we seriously on chapter twenty already?!
Reala: And she's back to normal.
LTP: DISCLAIMER!~ *hands NiGHTS a list*
NiGHTS: *reads throught the list* Wow this is a long one. Ahem, LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Jeffery Dallas, Invader Zim, Portal 2, Scrubs, Charlie the Unicorn, Dr. Tran, or anything else.
LTP: LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
Jackle: *does the Harlem Shake*
Random Drabbles
(opens in the kitchen from chapter 5, Jackle and Reala are sitting at the table but Jackle has a dozen waffles stacked in front of him)
Reala: ...That's a lot of waffles.
*NiGHTS comes in holding an empty waffle box*
NiGHTS: You made all the waffles?
Jackle: Yes, I did.
NiGHTS: You could've asked us if we wanted any...
Jackle: Nu uh! If I give you all the waffles, I won't get any!
Reala: NiGHTS, would you like a waffle?
Jackle: There is no more waffles! I have them all!
Reala: I know, it's an example.
NiGHTS: Why yes Reala, I think I would like two waffles.
Jackle: You can't h- you want to of them?!
Reala: So if NiGHTS gets two waffles, *takes two waffles off Jackle's plate* and I get two waffles, *takes two more* that still leaves eight waffles for you.
Jackle: I don't want eight waffles, I want twelve! I want twelve of them!
Reala: If you can seriously eat all of those waffles, I will personally drive you to the store and buy some more.
Jackle: I just- I just don't know why you guys get all the waffles!
NiGHTS: You still have more waffles than Ree and me combined.
Jackle: They're mine! I got them from the freezer and put 'em on my plate!
Reala: *face palm*
Jackle: You guys are bein' selfish!
{~~~}
(opens at the Dream Gate during NiGHTS' and Reala's first Ideya hunt together. There is a young Visitor getting his ear talked off by Owl)
NiGHTS: *referring to the Visitor* He's cute! And sticky lookin'!
Reala: Cute?! This is a serious threat to our mission!
NiGHTS: He's just a baby! *waves at the visitor* HI BABY!
*Reala tackles NiGHTS into a random bush*
{~~~}
(opens in Reala's room)
Reala: I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11!
*NiGHTS pokes her head into the room*
NiGHTS: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.
{~~~}
(opens in some random room in Nightmare castle)
NiGHTS: All right I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
Jackle: Yeah!
NiGHTS: Make life take the lemons back!
Jackle: YEAH!
NiGHTS: Get mad!
Jackle: YEAH!
NiGHTS: I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT I AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
Jackle: Yeah, take the lemons!
NiGHTS: Demand to see life's manager!
Jackle: Yeah!
NiGHTS: Make life rue the day it thought it could give NiGHTS lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the 'Maren who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS!
Jackle: Ooh I like this chick!
NiGHTS: I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Jackle: BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! BURNING PEOPLE! SHE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
{~~~}
(opens in the Nightmare castle cafeteria where Reala and NiGHTS are hanging out drinking slushies when Puffy walks in*
NiGHTS: Look it's Puffy! One of us has to talk to her!
Reala: Alright, the first one to chug their slushy is off the hook. COME ON, HERE WE GO!
*Reala chugs his slushy and gets brain freeze*
Reala: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHH! *clutches head* Brain freeze...
Puffy: *walks over* Why is my husband being discharged?
NiGHTS: Look, Puffy we really cannot just-
Reala: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AH HAHA!
NiGHTS: *elbows Reala* Come on!
Reala: It's so cold...
{~~~}
(opens inside the volcano in Crystal Castle)
NiGHTS: *wearing a headset* Reala, where are you?!
Jackle: *falling into a lava pit* NYEAAAAAHH!
*camera cuts to Reala in an underground cavern in front of a huge door*
Reala: *also wearing a headset* I'm in some sort of chamber!
*camera cuts back to NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: The Chamber of Madness or the Chamber of Death?
*cuts back to Reala*
Reala: Does it matter?
*cuts back to NiGHTS who is now on fire*
NiGHTS: REALA I'M ON FIRE! TELL ME!
*cuts back to Reala*
Reala: I DON'T KNOW! WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?!
*cuts back to NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: It's all because of the Owl Reala! Don't talk to the Owl! *falls into lava pit*
*cuts back to Reala*
Reala: What Owl?
*Owl comes in*
Owl: Am yay from this day ten thousand years ago a force of evil so grand-
*NiGHTS and Jackle fly in*
Jackle: Reala, get down!
*NiGHTS and Jackle fire lasers at Owl*
Owl: OOOOOHHH! *dies*
NiGHTS: Reala, did you speak to the Owl?
Reala: NO!
NiGHTS: *fires laser* DID YOU SPEAK TO THE OWL?!
Reala: I SAID NO!
NiGHTS: Fool, I AM the Owl!
Jackle: Reala, what have you done?!
Reala: Oh come on! How could I have possibly known that?!
Jackle: Reala!
Reala: What?!
*all three are suddenly missing their clothes*
Jackle: WE'RE NAKED!
{~~~}
(opens somewhere in Lost Park)
Jackle: You know what this place needs? Needs more sand.
Reala: MORE sand?! We're surrounded by sand!
Jackle: You know, not that much, just like... two cubic tons.
Reala: TWO CUBIC TONS!?
Jackle: Like a little pile *points in a random direction* over there. Two cubic tons.
Reala: Do you have any idea how much two cubic tons of sand is?!
Jackle: You can say what you want, but that's just my opinion.
Reala: Let me tell you something okay? two cubic tons of sand is-
*NiGHTS flies up with a bomb in hand*
NiGHTS: HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
*bomb explodes, Reala and Jackle scream*
{~~~}
(opens in the Dream Gate where a Visitor is exploring the area, there are crickets chirping as Jackle sneaks up on the Visitor)
Jackle: I'm gonna kill you.
Visitor: WAAAH!
*the Visitor jumps and runs away screaming*
Jackle: uh.. I didn't mean it!
Visitor: *runs past Jackle* WHAAAAAAAAAAHAAA!
Jackle: DON'T BE ANGRY!
LTP: YAY WE'RE DONE! Need sleepy... *slams face down on the ground*
Reala: *gets a mischievous look*
NiGHTS: Don't even think about it Reala.
Jackle: *flies up with an alarm egg* HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
*alarm egg starts ringing*
LTP: *wakes up, eye twitching*
Jackle: Uh oh. *drops the alarm egg and flies away*
*LTP stalks up to the alarm egg and takes out her GFPTOD(Giant Frying Pan Thinger Of Doom) and smashes the alarm egg with it*
LTP: *turns to Reala* And that, Reala, is what'll happen to you if you try to give me any nightmares... good night. *slams face down on the ground again*
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